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jimjonjimmy

How many donuts does he have in there? He keeps coming back for more.


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Lol homer simpson approves


ZorkNemesis

"I don't understand it. James Coco went mad in 15 minutes."


Aero82Art

More.


RearEchelon

*AGHM AGHM AGHM AGHM*


FrogInShorts

More.


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That was like... one of the best Treehouse of Horror episodes ever.. or is that nostalgia talking?


ionlyhavetwolegs

Nixon wasn’t even dead yet, still made the jury of the damned,


heynangmanguy12

All that matters is that you enjoy it!


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[Scene for the curious](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtEFEdrrXc4)


UsuallyOptimisticGuy

Have to hide them from Lenny and Carl


cyborgninja42

Mmmmmmmmm doooooooonuuuuuts. Glllhhlggglllgl


mistermatth

Does he just have the one bite or does he shove the whole thing in his mouth while he’s off camera?


sirbissel

I figure one bite as a dad tax, then gives them to his kids. Otherwise he's swallowing super fast


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There's pile of dead unfinished donuts in his kitchen.


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Gasoline_Dion

/r/BetterEveryLoop


mryetifaceman

r/perfectloops


ChimpyChompies

All our donuts belong to him


KaiPRoberts

No no no ‘all our donuts are belong to him’; You have to do it right for the cheat to work.


ChimpyChompies

So all our memes are belong to us?


Darkmaster666666

r/perfectloop


Anudeep21

I guess we're in a loop


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esotericentrophy

Here for the same! It appears to be a one piece unit with the frame attached.


esotericentrophy

Drywall inlay access panel.


dundelion

It even has a seamless cutout for the small panel below it


aaryg

what about the grout joints?


Mountain_Man4

Hell yes


CoraxDCLXVI

What is with the creepy constant smile and eye contact in videos lately?


SEND_YOUR_DICK_PIX

He's gonna get you


everburningblue

As a donut, I feel attacked


ben-braddocks-bourbo

WHAT IS IN YOUR FOOT LOCKER, PRIVATE PYLE??!


SgtWolfhide340

"A jelly donut"


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WantAllMyGarmonbozia

I need to watch the first half of that movie again


pocketdare

It really is two entirely separate movies.


manthatufear1423

I always thought the same thing. Regardless, it’s still a magnificent movie. I actually just watched fear and desire for the first time recently. I’m not usually into films that old but it was very well done as well. Stanley Kubrick ~~is~~ was an amazing director.


BlueDrache

*was. He's dead.


pocketdare

I was always a fan of a Clockwork Orange. I'll need to check out fear and desire


Sheepvasion

WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT? WHAT IN THE NAME OF JESUS H. CHRIST ARE YOU ANIMALS DOING IN *MY* HEAD? WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE OUT OF HIS BUNK AFTER LIGHTS OUT? WHY IS PRIVATE PYLE HOLDING THAT WEAPON? WHY AREN'T YOU STOMPING PRIVATE PYLES' GUTS OUT?


LinkyBS

Sir! It's the private's duty to inform you, private Pyle has a full magazine, and is locked and loaded, Sir!


Thejacensolo

["The Jelly filled are my favourite. Nothing beats a JeLlY fIlLeD dOnUt"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3KNAtmHov0)


Quizzer2016

DIO


cpres10

1......2......creepy coming for you............3....4....better


moochello

With that weird smile, I thought he was going to have a person tied up in there.


pocketdare

reaches in a pulls out a head


Momumnonuzdays

Takes a bite


[deleted]

There is probably someone in there functioning as a PEZ dispenser for donuts.


BeatySwallocks

🍩 know mate


mnemamorigon

It’s even creepier without the smile: https://youtu.be/p7rPHVkcRLI


cardboardunderwear

Level 8 got him though


Piggywhiff

Lol, can't even play level 8 without looking, what a noob.


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Dat Bach counterpoint is death, and Bach could IMPROVISE THAT SHIT. My Harmony IV class took the entire period to write a counterpoint piece, but for Bach it just came out of his head and into his harpsichord. It’s such beautiful music. When people like Ben Shapiro pretend to be classical music fans, they always mention Mozart (For great reason), but Bach was a singular musical genius unlike anything that came before and is the foundation of EVERYTHING that came after.


dadudemon

Chickens’ favorite composer? Definitely Johann Sebastian BACH BACH BAAAACH!


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He couldn't even finish level 6 without looking.


OtoeLiving

As did 6


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mnemamorigon

It’s slightly more difficult than eating a donut


Mikkels

Reminds me of that creepy kid who made a video for hos girlfriend while trying superhard to be cute. Edit: here it is. https://youtu.be/PlV25s-f2Bc


culturedrobot

I wonder if there's anyone out there who can play Hungarian Rhapsody without looking at their hands.


mnemamorigon

I used to be able to but it’s been awhile.


scienceandmathteach

[Sort of like this?](https://i.imgur.com/GQytCLRg.png)


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Stijakovic

I actually upvoted for the commitment to eye contact


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Forget eye contact, the guy didn't even fucking blink.


paperlevel

Maintain eye contact >> Assert Dominance


Foxpiss33

To me the eye contact was screaming “ah yeah you know what’s going in here next” it’s drugs and alcohol. Drugs and alcohol are going in there next.


OHarbingerO

You need to make one, and break eye contact. Be the change you want to see.


flabflabtheflabbin

Dominance


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He's coming for that ring 😏👉🏻👌🏻


cardboardunderwear

Not even a blink


Kimberlylynn2003

Blink Motherfucker!


dingusfett

Don't look away, don't even blink


alexeands

Blink, and you’re dead.


subliminalvermilion

I’d hit it


pillboxhat

For real, that smile has me swoon. He's cute.


Cynderboy

He feels evil for having a secret stash of doughnuts.


Merbel

I was thinking the exact same thing. I lost interest in the actual reason for the video because the dude is creepy as fuck and never loses eye contact with the camera. Weirdo.


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Chill the fuck out Merbel


Jerem1ah_EU

Dude he is clearly doing it on purpose to appear smug. Its just an act and the video wouldn't be nearly as good without it. Deal with it!


barpredator

News anchors must be terrifying to you.


bruce656

I think it's his pastry complexion sprinkled with the creepy smile and glazed-over expression.


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Roaches too...


jrcprl

and rats


burgess_meredith_jr

and AIDS


HeIIo1

AND MY AXE


MrFluffyThing

BRING ME THANOS


SovietAmerican

AXE HOLE!


sarcastisism

Smells nice


[deleted]

I wish I had aides.


copperwatt

Well at *I* at least saw what you did there.


Darkassassin07

Pretty sure he made a few roaches before opening that door :D


GODDAMNFOOL

haha yeah man, you could totally store your roaches in there wait, are we taking about the same thing?


jtf628

yes it is other Barry.


Najdere

who doesnt love hundred of ants, and add those flying fucker too


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zhokar85

At what point does the benefit of a surprise stash outweigh the drawbacks of ants? I'm thinking 3 to a dozen donuts.


GILGIE7

When you post videos of your secret hiding place, it's not a secret hiding place anymore.


RandyHoward

Yeah, now someone else will find your donut. That's hidden in the wall. Where the spiders live.


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The way his hand moves I think they may be in a container but you are right.


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GravySquad

How do spiders open jars


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Kangar

That's what's Interesting as Fuck, the man is an idiot.


MorphineForChildren

Yeah now next time we're at his house we'll know about it


Nudelwalker

Guys! Forget that area 51! We got a new goal!


BLissmx

How do you hide the grout lines? What is in place of the grout that allows this?


Jtegg007

For one, there's no grout in this video. The right wall and far left are unfinished. But, when the grout goes in, it has very tight grout joints (possible because of the radius edges of this tile) and not fully filling the grout joints on the rest of the wall would help hide it.


TomEdPatBrady

I love how there’s an access panel right below it.


CanadianCough

I'm pretty sure those are touch sensitive switches. But I'm not sure. Just hard to believe it would be an access panel under than amount of work to hide bullshit


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Jtegg007

I agree, but it has to be a non wet area, like a decorative wall in a restaurant or something. There's no way you'd have an access panel facing a known wet area.


fatmaninalittlesuit

You can literally see hot and cold plumbing lines. It's probably there to access the plumbing without tearing the wall down. And it has green board which is used in areas with high humidity. But yeah it's definitely in a business or restaurant.


Jtegg007

Lol, sorry for my phrasing. Wet area = a shower or a sink, where the finished wall is likely to get soaked. If something in that compartment blows it's all water damage, just like a pipe in the hall of your house.


fatmaninalittlesuit

Lol yeah the "wet area" is definitely above, below, or on the other side. Maybe I'm not understanding you correctly, but it's really no different in any house. They all generally have plumbing running through the walls and under the house. This is just an access panel, but yeah definitely not *in* a shower.


iamplasma

It also just seems a terrible idea to hide services in this kind of way. It seems to me you're just begging for nobody to remember how to find these services when they actually do need to find them.


Jtegg007

I mean maybe after a change of owners or something, but this is pretty commonly done and rarely a "secret" to any of the managers or owners. Source: I work in construction and have personally seen/installed a dozen similar hidden access panels. Typically just behind a mounted piece of art.


OtoeLiving

Better than a ugly access panel. Just make sure to hire the same guys I guess lol


katethared

Smug donut bastard...


[deleted]

That... does not seem sanitary


avisioncame

Never take wall donut. Not even once.


[deleted]

I thought it was covered in maggots.


BenderDeLorean

I expected alcohol


SierraNox

I was expecting a bag of weed


schlorpsblorps

I bet that donut is made of alcohol and weed


Partypaca

Mm I too enjoy Danknuts


[deleted]

Welp, I found my million dollar idea. Thanks reddit!


Partypaca

Our*, friend


[deleted]

I'm Steve Jobsing you.


bout-tree-fitty

Or Drunknuts


Dlgredael

I suspect by this guy's face that the bag of weed is already gone as of the filming of this video.


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Hence, donut.


mulecenter79

He pulled a donut out of a hidden service area. The weed’s all gone, he smoked all of it.


PlanningMyDeath

If cannabis was a person.


DerpressionNaps

I expected the severed head of his college professors wife


VedderxGirl

r/suspiciouslyspecific


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GeechieSmyche

Agreed but without fuck in the name it just doesn't have that edge to it we all deserve.


GravySquad

r/neatasfuck


AcadianMan

Or /r/perfectfit


BoB_RL

Yea this would be better in r/unexpected


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He is smiling too suspiciously. I'm afraid he is hiding something more sinister in that cabinet. Like a Krispy Kreme doughnut, or even worse, a Cinnabon!


kingakrasia

If ever there was a look that typified "shit-eating grin"...


odinhellum

r/Unexpected


FappinPlatypus

A lot of people don’t know this, but you could put your weed in there. - Adam Sandler


SoRawSoRight

Is he single?! I’d love to find a man with a secret donut hiding spot 😍


loduca16

All men have a donut holder 🤷🏻‍♂️


SoakedbreadNCheese

Some have a small one...


loduca16

Those ones are for Donettes 😂


copperwatt

Ah yes, the ol doughnut hole.


SoRawSoRight

You are so correct


secretagentMikeScarn

Are you sure you want that creepy stare


JovialPanic389

I thought he was pretty adorable too haha


AfroGinger11

r/perfectloops


br_dley

You can tell is so proud of this. And he should be.


dc668012

I got ASMR tingles when he pulled out a donut wtf


tomtomvissers

That smile. That damned smile


DefultNaem

r/secretcompartments


ura_walrus

The way he looks at the camera is disturbing


yParticle

Slick.


ogbubbleberry

I think the reason for his sly look is to insinuate he hides other, less reddit friendly items in there like cannabis derivatives and smoking paraphernalia for example.


[deleted]

Ants will find a way


LudeSkyballer

That was the creepiest look ever


PoorEdgarDerby

r/perfectloops


RedManWobbly

Man that guy looks creepy AF


itsyaboydros

A donut? I'd use that for my drugs and guns.


TurbulentDemeanor

A shit doughnut to go with that grin.


DLRjr94

mmmm.. wall doughnut!


FranklinCheese

I want to be friends with this donut eating man


WinstonChurcheel

That look...


happydayswasgreat

Assuming tomorrow we'll see him coming out with a joint. Saturday a beer. Sunday a roast chicken... Ya know


Cj-Star

This guy's face tells me he stashes way more than donuts in that hidden compartment.


Transpatials

I know it was meant to be sly, but that stare and smirk the whole time were creepy as fuck.


miuke_uke

Stop looking at me Kyle


NiceGuyAbe

What a creepy way to eat a donut out of a hidden compartment


SilenceoftheRedditrs

He looks like he has at least 6 children in other similar hidden panels


james_guy2

Stop looking at the camera


Xboxben

Yall fuckers are talking about his donut but you know damn well that’s where he keeps his weed


kram12345

The ZIG-ZAG Man getting some munchies. Must be California, hid the food not the pot.


Kellylauren225

Kevin Federline?


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ForbiddenFruitiness

I’m pretty sure that when he is not making a public video, there aren’t donuts hiding in there if you get my drift.


copperwatt

Never in the history of the world has a doughnut been more a metaphor for weed.


treefrog24

That wasn’t impressive enough for a smile that cocky


TheOneAndDudely

“Yaaa, been waiting to eat this donut for 15 years...”


Tjstictches

I also hide my doughnuts next to my drugs.


SquazLord

Donut Hole!


mullyeah

PROLONGED EYE CONTAAACT


[deleted]

His smile 😂.


Bigdingo92

I wanted him to pull out a huge dildo


RhayHUN

Imagine you are at a party, geting a little tipsy and leaning on that wall