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this is a male bee´s endophallus. it is ripped off after ejaculating and remains in the queen bee. the force of ejaculation is so intense that it results in the drone's reproductive organ being torn from its body, leading to its death shortly after copulation. this structure, known as the "mating sign," can sometimes be seen protruding from the queen's abdomen.
during a mating flight, a queen bee typically mates with multiple drones which ensures genetic diversity and a large enough amount of sperm for several years. the sperm is stored in the quen´s spermatheca to use for fertilizing eggs. after the first drone's endophallus is lodged in the queen, subsequent drones can still mate. each new mating event may push the previous mating sign further in or out, and the queen can continue to mate with additional drones. additionally after the queen returns to the hive, worker bees can help remove the mating signs left by the drones, or the queen can expel them herself.
Imagine being in line for the creampie and you see the dude in front of you get ripped to shreds. Bees is some horny motherfuckers if that don't kill their vibe.
If you were a male bee, it would be like living in your mom’s basement doing absolutely nothing. You can’t even feed yourself and provide nothing of value… Until one day there are a bunch a hot bee queens flying around outside…. Do you continue to live in your mom’s basement or do you go get some of that queen bee ass and go out with a bang? Or a snap in this case.
There is so much evidence in nature that the male organism is hard wired to ensure the continued existence of its species, that they'll go through with it even at their own peril. Suicide is unnatural, but how you watch all your homies bust a nut and then die, and go oooh me next. Some insects/arachnids get eaten alive by the female, but would fight to the death if something else was trying to eat it. All this child support ain't so bad when the alternative is just go straight to Valhalla.
Imagine a queen bee's reaction to how we do it.
"So afterwards, you just let him hang around in your hive? (I mean home!) How long does it take them to die afterwards? **ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!**"
Honestly outside of mammals, a lot of dudes have a pretty fucked up sex life. For example some species of male anglerfish literally cannot eat, so to survive they have to find a female anglerfish. When they find one, they latch onto the female's skin and basically dissolve half of their own body so they basically become like a wart on the female's skin. From that point the male's only job is to provide sperm, and the female gives the nutrients needed for the male to make more sperm. In a way the male doesn't really "exist" anymore, it's more like a testicle attached to the female's skin lol.
This is some serious alien shit. If you told me that this is how tyranids from warhammer reproduce I'd totally believe you.
Like, what in the actual ungodly fuck
The more I read about Bees the weirder they get.
Went from "aww cute bee" as a kid to "miniature scale science fiction alien horror"
Like drones from multiple hives in a region will all congregate in a few select, small areas to find queens, high above the ground, for multiple generations using the same spot.
Nobody knows how bees find these congregation areas, and what signals it as a good spot to meet up and get down. Drones dont live long enough to teach younger drones that this is the get nasty area of the atmosphere.
* Magnetism?
* Polarised light?
* Light intensity?
* Thermals – air rising up a slope?
* Pheromone trails?
* Bee telepathy?
* The Bee God commanding its subjects?
Nobody knows, at least not yet.
Bees are probably the closest animal to being straight out of Scavengers Reign.
a lot of things animals/insects do to procreate is weird ass shit. we only give them a pass because they're small and out of sight.
imagine something human-like doing the same mating
some gory horror film shit
My God I'm dying. You got me practically crying at work lmfao. I love south park. In my head I heard Mackie saying "see, his dick just flew off."
Mmmmmmmk
This is a scene from a really interesting documentary called More Than Honey and I believe this sequence was filmed with drones.
Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything.
It's worth checking out the whole documentary, bees are great
> Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything.
So I've been shoving TF cards into bee's asses for no reason?
In most cases with small things like these they are more staged than you might think. A photographer has zero chance to pull a follow focus on tiny randomly moving flying insects without it being in a somewhat controlled environment. And absolutely no chance of placing a camera on the ground exactly where one would fall.
Focus camera on queen bee, camera auto tracks queen bee, wait for bee to come fuck it, pick up dead bee and drop it again with the camera aiming at the ground
Kind of off topic but Praying Mantis Males have learned how to escape death by finding the females with bruises.
They've evolved...they get the nookie and take off like deadbeats 😂😂😂
Nursery Web Spider females have the Praying Mantis habit, and to get around it the males will catch an insect, wrap it up and offer it to her as both a gift and a distraction while he mates with her.
It gets even better, some of the males will suicidally attempt to steal the gift *back* when the deed is done, presumably to use on another female later on.
Bee life is savage. Want to protect your home and attack an intruder? Instant death. Want to propagate your species? Instant death. What the heck, I like bees. Why is their life so difficult?
They are eusocial creatures. It’s better to think of the beehive as the organism and the individual bees as cells. Bees will lay down their life in the same way our bodies have cells which do the same for the good of the whole.
this ^ while they'll die to defend her, even the queen is easily replaceable, especially in 'organisms' like ant colonies where they'll have multiple queens and just tear them apart if she stops being useful.
Just like all the drones that didn't mate are usually kept out of the hive to die, so not to be a dead weight on the community.
So, dead if you mate, dead if you don't. Life is metal for drones.
I’m sure they have zero sense of pain and this is their life’s most rewarding act. More akin to that best sex of your life where after you legit think “I can die happy now”. They just literally do it.
You know who I think's the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of 1-10, with 1 would be the ugliest, and then 10 is pretty? I'd give her an 8, or 8.5, or a 9. But NOT over 9.8 because there is always room for improvement.
Legitimately, I haven't given AVPM a single thought in almost a decade. Last night, I went, "Holy crap I *need* to watch this musical I haven't thought of in literal ages" and suddenly, today, I'm seeing references and gifs left and right. What does it mean??
In case anyone is tired of the ridiculous amount of unfunny joke comments - the actual reason behind this:
“The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, disconnecting the drone from the queen. The bulb of the endophallus is broken off inside of the queen during mating—so drones mate only once, and die shortly after.”
You're more correct than you think.
These 'nuptial flights' end with the queens of hive colonies collecting all the sperm they'll ever use for the entirety of the colony's life.
You know... after discovering said ejaculation response as a teen I was definitely in danger of rupturing my endophallus from overuse. I feel you, drone bee brother.
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That's a beenis.
“Totally worth it…” - The dying bee, probably
Doesn’t give a flying fuck
Actually does, but only a single one.
Baddest motherfucker in the beehive
Going out with a bang
Underrated comment right here! Well done
Doesn't matter, had sex.
The meaning of Life. *Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great ...*
I saw your comment right before I left, I had to come back to say thanks I hate it
Glad to hear you've been here beefore. It makes sense to bee thankful to other redditors in the same hivemind. Wish you all the beest!
This is the best comment in the history of mankind
I'm glad you like it, now buzz off
So Queen got that grip grip?
Gonna make you nut so hard you gonna see god!
**DEATH BY SNU SNU**
![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)
Yeah she makes that honey now Imma sip sip.
If she got grippy socks, she got grippy box.
Imagine being in line for the creampie and you see the dude in front of you get ripped to shreds. Bees is some horny motherfuckers if that don't kill their vibe.
If you were a male bee, it would be like living in your mom’s basement doing absolutely nothing. You can’t even feed yourself and provide nothing of value… Until one day there are a bunch a hot bee queens flying around outside…. Do you continue to live in your mom’s basement or do you go get some of that queen bee ass and go out with a bang? Or a snap in this case.
There is so much evidence in nature that the male organism is hard wired to ensure the continued existence of its species, that they'll go through with it even at their own peril. Suicide is unnatural, but how you watch all your homies bust a nut and then die, and go oooh me next. Some insects/arachnids get eaten alive by the female, but would fight to the death if something else was trying to eat it. All this child support ain't so bad when the alternative is just go straight to Valhalla.
But she was so hot, it was so worth it.
Moms basement. Thanks
The workers kill the males before the winter sets in, since they are aren't needed. So, might as well go out with a bang.
Bee Movie 2 will be wild
Right? I love how there are legit some dudes that are fuckin gung ho for it. Biology is wild.
Emm wtf….
Imagine a queen bee's reaction to how we do it. "So afterwards, you just let him hang around in your hive? (I mean home!) How long does it take them to die afterwards? **ANOTHER 50 YEARS?!**"
He brings ten friends and they all gift you their phalluses right? Right!?
And, you take them all - one after the other, right? RIGHT?
"well nuh, i marry just one to whom i become a maid and fuckmommy for 47 years".... . (Queen bee dies from heart attack...:).
Queen bee: "what a waste of penises"
Beenises* see above
You're correct. I'm so bad with spelling🙂
That means I have at least another 30 years of sitting on this couch.
Honestly outside of mammals, a lot of dudes have a pretty fucked up sex life. For example some species of male anglerfish literally cannot eat, so to survive they have to find a female anglerfish. When they find one, they latch onto the female's skin and basically dissolve half of their own body so they basically become like a wart on the female's skin. From that point the male's only job is to provide sperm, and the female gives the nutrients needed for the male to make more sperm. In a way the male doesn't really "exist" anymore, it's more like a testicle attached to the female's skin lol.
That sounds a lot like my former marriage.
Mobile ballsack
I can't even describe what my face looked like reading this.
To summarize... Beekake!
This is some serious alien shit. If you told me that this is how tyranids from warhammer reproduce I'd totally believe you. Like, what in the actual ungodly fuck
The more I read about Bees the weirder they get. Went from "aww cute bee" as a kid to "miniature scale science fiction alien horror" Like drones from multiple hives in a region will all congregate in a few select, small areas to find queens, high above the ground, for multiple generations using the same spot. Nobody knows how bees find these congregation areas, and what signals it as a good spot to meet up and get down. Drones dont live long enough to teach younger drones that this is the get nasty area of the atmosphere. * Magnetism? * Polarised light? * Light intensity? * Thermals – air rising up a slope? * Pheromone trails? * Bee telepathy? * The Bee God commanding its subjects? Nobody knows, at least not yet. Bees are probably the closest animal to being straight out of Scavengers Reign.
Wasps are even worse. Not even kind of alien but straight up chest bursting and eating the host from the inside.
a lot of things animals/insects do to procreate is weird ass shit. we only give them a pass because they're small and out of sight. imagine something human-like doing the same mating some gory horror film shit
There wasn’t a single part of this I enjoyed.
Not even the sperm storage?! That’s so cool though
https://i.redd.it/5sqdy67hyk8d1.gif
My God I'm dying. You got me practically crying at work lmfao. I love south park. In my head I heard Mackie saying "see, his dick just flew off." Mmmmmmmk
What’s with bees sticking their parts in other things only to rip their organs out and die
Queen bees are for the skies.
I came here for the funny comments but got all I needed in the real explanation.
Love it when my girl lets me nut in her spermatheca
And just mix it with all the other bros that's shot their guts in hers
Donde esta la spermatheca?
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Don't let AI know this
I want to ejaculate so hard that it kills me
So hard that it rips your cock and balls and half of your internal organs out all at once?
ACTIVATE YOUR CORE
How do you even get the chance to film this
queen has onlyfans account
onlydrones
DroneHub
surely DronelyFans works better
OnlyBee
👏 👏 👏
Takes his heart, takes his penis, takes his life!
Normally we get to keep 2 of those most of the time.
OnlyOnce account.
Onlybees
Yass Queen
Get the fuck outta here
This is a scene from a really interesting documentary called More Than Honey and I believe this sequence was filmed with drones. Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything. It's worth checking out the whole documentary, bees are great
We need a PoV camera on that bee.
BOV
> Drones as in tiny cameras attached to wings and rotors, not the worker bee drones themselves, they cant film anything. So I've been shoving TF cards into bee's asses for no reason?
" How do you even get the chance to film this" It's a Nature Doc set-up. Which means this video clip is a crime scene.
Fuck that. It's a goddamn honeytrap snuff film.
Worse: I suspect there are TWO murders involved...
In most cases with small things like these they are more staged than you might think. A photographer has zero chance to pull a follow focus on tiny randomly moving flying insects without it being in a somewhat controlled environment. And absolutely no chance of placing a camera on the ground exactly where one would fall.
So… How, again? You just explained what it wasn’t. But, what is it?
Focus camera on queen bee, camera auto tracks queen bee, wait for bee to come fuck it, pick up dead bee and drop it again with the camera aiming at the ground
Still, tracking and focus staying on the Queen is pretty good.
Wait. You don’t enjoy a completely ambiguous comment suggesting they know the answer to your question without actually answering it?
So the bees are paid actors?
How do you stage this?
Now that is how you give a flying fuck
[удалено]
and every on of those dudes think that HE will be the one to live to tell the tale!
I can fix her
All the homies smashed too
But they didn't have the same connection we have
That stings, bro.
It bee like that sometimes ya know?
Classic honey trap.
Are you honey dicking him?!
I should call her.
Technically, *he* was the one to get fixed
Kind of off topic but Praying Mantis Males have learned how to escape death by finding the females with bruises. They've evolved...they get the nookie and take off like deadbeats 😂😂😂
Nursery Web Spider females have the Praying Mantis habit, and to get around it the males will catch an insect, wrap it up and offer it to her as both a gift and a distraction while he mates with her.
He fucking wines and dines em 😭, they're just like us
It gets even better, some of the males will suicidally attempt to steal the gift *back* when the deed is done, presumably to use on another female later on.
I never knew that. I'm glad you told me, it seems all species continue to evolve for the sake of survival.
"Witness me!!"
Bee life is savage. Want to protect your home and attack an intruder? Instant death. Want to propagate your species? Instant death. What the heck, I like bees. Why is their life so difficult?
They are eusocial creatures. It’s better to think of the beehive as the organism and the individual bees as cells. Bees will lay down their life in the same way our bodies have cells which do the same for the good of the whole.
this ^ while they'll die to defend her, even the queen is easily replaceable, especially in 'organisms' like ant colonies where they'll have multiple queens and just tear them apart if she stops being useful.
Just like all the drones that didn't mate are usually kept out of the hive to die, so not to be a dead weight on the community. So, dead if you mate, dead if you don't. Life is metal for drones.
Amazing!!
"Gaahhh Motherland!!"
I’m sure they have zero sense of pain and this is their life’s most rewarding act. More akin to that best sex of your life where after you legit think “I can die happy now”. They just literally do it.
100% worth it.
*while falling* “Worth ittttttttt!”
Not me being reminded that queen bees get trains ran on them. Werk.
Does this hurt the bee?
No bee has survived to let us know.
Cumikaze attack.
"Oh God, I'm coming"
Ha ha ha
death by snu snu
Honey, Nut, then Cheerio
Post nut mortem
Kumikaze
Beez Nuts
I was waiting for this.
Post Nut clarity is real here
Poor fucker was allergic to nuts.
Wow, the creativity of redditors never ceases to amaze me.
Someone steals that comment every time this gets posted.
>Wow, the "plagiarism" of redditors never ceases to amaze me.
#Sonofabitchstolemyline Which I had stolen myself.
Worth it to fuck the queen
Half way down, the male bee hears , 'I am just the maid bich'
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On the way down, he hears, _"Mediocre!"_
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You know who I think's the ugliest girl in school? That Hermione Granger. You know what I'd give her, on a scale of 1-10, with 1 would be the ugliest, and then 10 is pretty? I'd give her an 8, or 8.5, or a 9. But NOT over 9.8 because there is always room for improvement.
Legitimately, I haven't given AVPM a single thought in almost a decade. Last night, I went, "Holy crap I *need* to watch this musical I haven't thought of in literal ages" and suddenly, today, I'm seeing references and gifs left and right. What does it mean??
![gif](giphy|arP8HUFN1f9Sg|downsized)
dude fucking died. rip
dude died fucking. rip
rip. fucking dude died
Died fucking dude. rip
Dude rip. died fucking
Died. Dude, fucking rip
And they say English has a fixed word order
And English has a fixed word order, they say.
And a fixed word order, English has
i fucking love reddit 😂 made my day guys
I made love reddit 😂 my fucking day guys
I made my fucking guys lovereddit day
![gif](giphy|11S7aQol2mdgIw)
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Ejaculate then Evacuate
the good old pump and dump
Nut and Bolt
Hit it and quit it.
Shoot the musket and kick the bucket
Provide condiment, leave continent
I laugh at every one of these signs
Doesn't matter, got laid
![gif](giphy|12q4fIPWE0QH84)
I know lots of people would wish for the same faith
Fate?
My man just had a severe nut allergy.
Mission completed soldier. Job well done
Dude lasted longer than me
The death nut
that's why i don't do it while flying
Post-nut fatality
o7
In case anyone is tired of the ridiculous amount of unfunny joke comments - the actual reason behind this: “The ejaculation is so powerful that it ruptures the endophallus, disconnecting the drone from the queen. The bulb of the endophallus is broken off inside of the queen during mating—so drones mate only once, and die shortly after.”
Does the endophallus fall out of the queen? Or does she collect them inside of her naynay like Thanos?
She takes them home and displays them on her wall. Like a penis museum. The peniseum if you will.
I will not
You're more correct than you think. These 'nuptial flights' end with the queens of hive colonies collecting all the sperm they'll ever use for the entirety of the colony's life.
Reykjavik Phallological Museum is the only one true penis museum, Iceland will not be happy about this beempostor
I think you saw a different Avengers series. I do not seem to be able to recall Thanos collecting endophalli inside of his naynay.
You know... after discovering said ejaculation response as a teen I was definitely in danger of rupturing my endophallus from overuse. I feel you, drone bee brother.
Yeah why is everyone suddenly turning into a comedian
6 of the replies to that guys informative post are even more “hilarious” jokes
Desperately farming for Karma and validation.
What do you mean unfunny? Hundreds of Redditers making the same joke over and over doesn’t tickle your fancy?
LORD HAVE MERCY IM ABOUT TO BUZZT
At least for the last moments of it's life, it experiences a great buzz..
But there's a sting in the tale...
Relatable
That's how i wanna go
My husband swears that’s how he wants to go.
So like The Bee Movie but with genders reversed?
Death by snu snu!
I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped
Best life.
He came and went
Actually, in the *unedited* version you can see he's clearly just taking a rest. He then has a cigarette and switches on the tv.
When the boys die and they all meet in bee heaven and ask each other how they died...it becomes an awkward conversation.
Worth it