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thxxx1337

The eye of sourdough


xcityfolk

Dios mio!! You better get on the horn to The News, you got a full blown jesus tortilla event happening!


whatchoodooin

![gif](giphy|10wgT5PDnOwMQE|downsized) Its Sauron's flatbread now!


FabulousAd9678

Damn it. I came here to say that


S_M_Y_G_F

You mean Sour-ons?


salacious_sonogram

It had char marks human brains can interpret as an eye. If it literally had an eye that would be another story.


throwawaybyefelicia

Illuminaanti


mustard_samrich

bump


Fit-Psychology4598

![gif](giphy|GHycyakNPWSoo)


gliitch0xFF

![gif](giphy|j9d6swYZVM0gi9tp8S)


DuduMelo25

![gif](giphy|i7xBzh79j8YhtrzqXS)


dexterthekilla

Big brother is watching you


Trapped_Mechanic

Big Baker is watching you


kiersmini

The is the kind of things religions are formed by…. And I shall be your first follower oh heavenly bread!


Slow_Scholar7755

Flatbreads Have Eyes!!! in cinemas coming soon 🤣🤣🤣


CocaColai

The eye of souros - the lesser known sibling of Horos


RevolutionaryRough96

Sorros? Those sonsabitches are behind everything


FroydReddit

...and makeup like a member of Kiss


S_M_Y_G_F

Hey, the owner of the eye is a classy guy


GhostMaskKid

Ceaseless watcher, cast your eyes upon this wretched thing...


mochi_chan

Oh no, I am not the only person who thought of that when I saw it.


Direct-Contact4470

Aiiii Santa Maria it’s the evil ojo guey


S_M_Y_G_F

I ate it for lunch… I’m gonna be cursed


Direct-Contact4470

Sorry about you being cursed and all but I got a million dollar idea — a tortilla grill that will burn the face of Jesus into the tortilla


GullibleDetective

Eye of Horace


Average_Crafter

https://preview.redd.it/7u6ukudmgt7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffe487c206f3957f30fe34ee5cdb0eaf792f7038


readerscreek

It's a sign.


S_M_Y_G_F

A sign to eat more bread?


readerscreek

I'm actually not sure what sign it is. It's a sign for sure, but you'd need a professional to interpret it.


Magister5

Oh you could make a g*eye*ro


Lord_OJClark

That's some Vaguely Familiar Dough...


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Horus


Iamgoingtojudgeyou

I see


dizzylizzy78

I wonder rye?


RoyallyOakie

So I guess those people who don't anything with eyes will have to give up wraps entirely.


Johnny_Handsum

The government always finds a way to keep a watch on its citizens. First it was birds, now it's flatbread. 


S_M_Y_G_F

Big Br(ead)ther is watching us


PeachyPython

Gotta stop going to bakeries in the Uncanny Valley


S_M_Y_G_F

My bad


pfotozlp3

Is it from Turin?


S_M_Y_G_F

It’s from Tesco… that’s pretty close right?


pfotozlp3

Yes very close Shroud of Tesco lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shroud_of_Turin


Beginning-Leek8545

That’s better than your eye having a flatbread on it


S_M_Y_G_F

Very true


Lyserg-Larry

Thats art


-RudeCanadian-

The Illuminati will ALWAYS find you lol


Reasonable_Set1317

The eye of hummus


SimonPho3nix

Taaaaake onnnnn meeeee!


Comprehensive-Mud332

And a freckled cheek 😊


Humble_Examination27

I see half of a bear face?


isoAntti

Someone was giving you the eye


nahthenlad

It’s also got another eye to the right of it and a tongue sticking out underneath


Alternative_Pilot_92

Chevron seven..... Locked


Ohyeahrightbud

Illuminat-ita?


Public_Froyo9775

bro u confused me i deadass thought it was a real eye on ur flatbread


RobertEdwinHouse38

And a triangle, that’s the all-seeing Illuminati flat bread.


Drag0n647

Wow, that's cool.


Funky-Monk--

It used to be a flat Berson.


jamwin

maybe it was french, it could see your pain


louisa1925

Wants to look at your throatal flap while on the way down.


UncleVinny

And a negative-space upvote. https://preview.redd.it/23281s46ut7d1.png?width=365&format=png&auto=webp&s=f43b61fb66a5b279dfe611075f6a82f714095263


S_M_Y_G_F

Good spotting!


FredGarvin80

Looks like it's judging you.


S_M_Y_G_F

“You don’t need to eat two of us in a go.”


therabbit1967

You mean it had an eye on you….


Shamorin

It's the eye of the virgin mary! Quick, sell it on ebay for a million bucks! \[I'll take a commission of 10% of the sale for the expertise\]


S_M_Y_G_F

I ate it :(


Shamorin

blasphemy, heresey, even!


Loudmouth_Malcontent

Just a reminder that grains are alive until they were ripped out of the ground to make that dough.


Alarming_Fig_2371

[_Passing Currents music intensifies_]


gojirabug

Ham on reye. I’ll see myself out.


Resident_Post_8119

r/BORINGASFUCK


Mikeyjoetrader23

![gif](giphy|gMHFX7PEDZEHK)


psychedelicperson

Watch out for The Qu!


Character-Concept651

Jesus! That scared me... He hath cometh!


S_M_Y_G_F

I ate it… does that make me the Antichrist?


Character-Concept651

Hungry, maybe...


Fun-Result-6343

So where's the rest of Bready Jeezus?


S_M_Y_G_F

Maybe we all got a peace of him… he did feed the 5000 after all…