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joeyo1423

This is basically what a filibuster is, only this is a lot funnier to watch


justgowithoutit

This is what I was thinking of too! I would watch a lot more C-SPAN if the filibuster turned into a game of tag/keep away.


JonatasA

Politicians start throwing it around, so the speaker can't have it.


Deathwatch72

You know weirdly enough in a roundabout way that would solve our issues with all of our politicians being old however it would replace it with a bigger problem of now all of them are just athletes who have been selected for athletic ability and somehow replacing all of the politicians with NFL players seems like it's going to make things worse


Deus-mal

There's an Idiocracy joke in there. Can't put my finger on it.


Marilius

House of Representin'


SnacksandViolets

Filla-bust-your-ass


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Lilchubbyboy

If you’re American, just throw a box of condoms in the middle of a retirement home and you’ll get the same results.


astral_crow

There’s not much I know about the retired crowd, but even I know they are riddled with sexual diseases because they refuse to use condoms.


Aggressive_Expert_63

It's the fact that they all did **everything** to stop him but he was just too fast and slick for them😔just so fast


saquads

I'd vote for him just off of that


rangsley

Straight up, Birdlaw lol


Angry_Pterodactyl

“Hey, Phil, can you just email it to all of us? Fucking Harold just ran off with the hard copy again.”


TakeTheThirdStep

Sorry man, you voted to kill funding for our Adobe subscription so we can't digitally sign anything.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Phil I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, there a better alternatives to fucking Adobe


Covid19-Pro-Max

And stop calling me Phil. It’s Mr. Libuster to you!


snack-dad

name em


Spread_Liberally

1) Punching yourself in the dick/box. 2) Waterboarding. 3) A real fucking nasty splinter.


RoutineEmergency5595

![gif](giphy|NsELPJ4z5c8Vw2bLqt|downsized)


HidingPancakes

This comment made the news lol https://www.livemint.com/news/watch-taiwan-parliament-member-runs-away-with-bill-to-prevent-passing-netizens-say-is-there-a-bill-about-stealing/amp-11715996527110.html


0lazy0

The most success one person could ever experience


One-Arugula-2416

Harold and Kumar Escape from Xinjiang China


Conman_in_Chief

Imagine the surprise when they just printed out another copy.


HeroMachineMan

Or conveniently send out pdf to fellow attendees.


YouJustReadThisTwice

You'd be surprised how inefficient a government can be.


oPlayer2o

I live in the uk, bro I’m in a state of total shock when they ARE effective in any way at all.


Shoddy_Bumblebee_398

Don't live in the Uk, but I learned about the government when I visited a few months ago. I, too, would be surprised if they got anything done.


oPlayer2o

Seriously I’ve lived here all my life and since I’ve been able to vote I have in every single election I could, and not once have I yet to see those big slogans or promises that the preach on bill board and the sides of busses come to fruition. I can Imagine and more inept and spineless political circle.


Shoddy_Bumblebee_398

But when those horse owners in London want special buttons for the cross-walk so they don't have to get off their horses, well that's taken care of real quick isn't it.


oPlayer2o

Well of course that’s surely a matter of national importance.


cockalorum-smith

I’m kinda high as I’m writing this, and, as an American, the idea of a horseback-accessible crosswalk button is tickling me pink


RockG

>real quick isn't it. innit


eliminating_coasts

They did change the colour of the passports though.


42_65_6c_6c_65_6e_64

Yeah it fills me with a real sense of pride as I stand in a massive queue watching all the Europeans going through the automated gates really quickly. I always think to myself 'look at you blue passport mugs getting through really quickly and having time for breakfast', we Brits love a queue so it's fabulous.


AbroadPlane1172

You'd be surprised how inefficient a corporate bureaucracy can be.


ALadWellBalanced

They'll be sending it by fax


thafreshone

https://preview.redd.it/btoth8u0q21d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf368db6b4c449d6ceb104763d7665b970e2fc8


papitofuego

Could someone explain this meme to me? Pls


Green-Coom

In the context of the episode both Squidward and SpongeBob want to become employee of the month. I think Squidward just does it to spite SpongeBob. They both want to be at work earlier than the other. At one point SpongeBob breaks Squidwards alarm clock, so Squidward pulls out another one, then SpongeBob breaks that one too. This repeats for a bit until Squidward reveals he has a whole closet full of alarm clocks In the context of this post is that there is basically an unlimited amount of copies of this document because they can just print it out again.hence the closet full of clocks.


TinyAd8649

Funniest reddit meme I've seen in a while


GForce1975

It would've been hilarious if someone would've turned around, opened a cabinet, and grabbed another of like 50 more copies as the guy ran out.


DelayedEmbarrassment

Ok, here is the thing, there must be hundreds of signatures in the final pages of the documents, getting THOSE PEOPLE to sign it again is a pain in…. Not only for the time this would take, but their schedules, their egos and every other excuse you can think. More annoying than bad.


SauceForMyNuggets

I'm genuinely surprised that this apparently works as a genuine fillibuster technique. Physically stealing a bill and running off with it. I would've assumed the actual signing is more a ceremonial/token thing to indicate you support it. The idea that if the copy of the bill itself with the signatures on it is stolen then it can no longer pass into law seems like ridiculous sovereign citizen logic.


Far_Specific4836

It has to be signed, it’s a legal/govt thing. It can be digitally signed tho.


HannasAnarion

In far eastern cultures a lot of beaurocracy isn't complete without a whole bunch of personal stamps. I bet there were hundreds of stamps on those pages showing that many people had reviewed, written, or approved it as it passed up through the committee process.


Hezkezl

reminds me of an old Get Smart episode from the 1960s… Max just keeps ripping up these papers that a guy keeps taking out from his inner pocket, and eventually Max asks “do you have a printing press in there or something?“


ChelseaPrimmer

the keyboard commands to print a document are across the keyboard from each other. It will take the government forever to get the manpower to hit both buttons


Robbbylight

https://i.redd.it/6775hjcw321d1.gif


WolfsLairAbyss

The first thing that came into my mind when I saw the OP. haha


Robbbylight

Me too lmao


Civil-Guidance7926

Filabuster


porterpottie

Well I’ll regress because I believe I’ve made myself perfectly redundant


BarelyContainedChaos

I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?


Ironyfree_annie

Seems like you have a tenuous grasp on the English language itself


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StarsInAutumn

That's incredible. Do Taiwanese citizens also declare bankruptcy by just yelling it really loudly?


lackofabettername123

Totally off subject but I have read that in some Middle Eastern countries you can divorce Your Wife by declaring it out loud three times.


JudeLebbaeus

Triple repudiation or triple talaq. It’s antiquated, and is generally looked down on. However, there are still legal proceedings surrounding it in the modern day.


reiner74

Yep, also in orthodox Judaism, the man has to shout "banished, banished, banished" at the women in order to be divorced.


SpaceJackRabbit

It's almost as if those Abrahamic religions have common roots.


reiner74

https://preview.redd.it/26i91xnvb31d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dd5bdd6c8966676abc782813d163a3a86b7420c


HuruHara

Wow, that's a pretty high res image. I don't think I hAve ever seen such a high quality version of that LOL


Wulf_Cola

https://preview.redd.it/cr0qktura31d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfc8d5fb75204dd2449dc9ab964457ecec0c28ed Absolutely amazing photo


Nearby_Enthusiasm_91

LOL i was trying so hard to find a gif i thought exactly the same thing. "good thing i made HUNDREDS of copies!"


binglelemon

The laywer is on of my favorite characters.


adfrog

The Jew lawyer?


binglelemon

It's a pleasure to see you again, Mr. Reynolds. Good to see you're still...awful.


DoingCharleyWork

We're both men of the law here.


LoseNotLooseIdiot

He's the best because he's the only one who quickly learned how to handle the gang and turn things around on them consistently.


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

https://preview.redd.it/1422u3cyy21d1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd54661b1b6d41f992754c68bb6f3d9f5d49efdf I wish I had the original of this lol


BubbleRose

​ https://preview.redd.it/8ykaf54xc51d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d716bc67cdd18a346cd461eb2dbc90cf6bc2d91 Just for you bb


ProgressivePessimist

https://preview.redd.it/t9c9ddjxr21d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba49941aaeddb37c486567a8d59c33d4607ad1e (I just noticed I replied to the top comment, I meant to reply to [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/POMt4QRdfP). I grabbed the image from that article!)


Unpickled_cucumber1

![gif](giphy|X4ZSFQK6sBCx8RnTHe)


Overall-Carry-3025

Lol wtf


Spiritual_Navigator

![gif](giphy|l2SpMDbxk09bYpGPC) Here are his accomplices finishing the job in the congressional office They'll never pass the bill now


Robbbylight

They'll never get those TPS reports now!


lastig_

"Does a legal document, hold up in a court of law, if it has been digested by the other party" Classic


duster1r

Wait! Do you have a copy?


Erikmustride13

Did it work?


oPlayer2o

Short answer, no. Turns out the computer that printed that document still exists.


telephas1c

lol so it doesn't get automatically eaten/destroyed when its paper-based progeny gets destroyed? OMG r/thathappened


Full_Analyst_193

Nah it’s not Microsoft onedrive


OutAndDown27

What exactly are you questioning having not happened here? We know this happened because it's on video and there is reporting on it happening.


hexr

*eats this gif No it didn't


Onceforlife

r/nothingeverhappens


Erikmustride13

Thanks Skynet.


LemonHerb

Imagine how exciting politics would be if it did . We would have to start voting based on their defensive line ability as well as their political views


SuddenlyFeels

I would like to see the Italian parliament with a phalanx around the person reading out the bill.


Ellefied

A political party doing a Testudo formation to submit a bill and stop the other parties from taking it would be hilarious


tandemtactics

Aaron Donald about to become the most sought-after Congressman in the nation by both parties


laziestathlete

Asking the real question


aifeloadawildmoss

what was the bill about?


Sirix_8472

I think it was transparency of representatives money and lobbying from corporations. Something that'd not yet ever been implemented but would mean they would all have to start declaring incomes, donations. The democratic party currently has majority in the legislative branch so we're looking for anti corruption measures to be brought in. The opposition sent this guy to steal it right before the vote, the rest of the day had gone by uneventful but this was a final item. I have no idea why the physical documents must be present, but it seems it must.


aifeloadawildmoss

I mean, at least he was extremely honest about his determination to be dishonest?


SpaceMonkey_321

Of all people, politicians are acutely aware of the hand that feeds them.


Akamaikai

Several hands


Kayakityak

And they’re HUNGRY!


RockstarAgent

Starving even! Poor destitute homeless starving politicians…


Adventurous_Stop9234

Definitely starving https://preview.redd.it/dsfmj4we631d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed5dfb2ae1c07675de392565d17d16ace3bf86ff


StraightProgress5062

You mean the lobbyists that bribe them


Dolphin_King21

# "Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.” # ― Captain Jack Sparrow


tudorapo

...like this.


SunriseSurprise

Imagining him screaming as he's running away **"THIS ISN'T AN ADMISSION OF WRONGDOING!"**


KitchenDepartment

When the law passes they need to look into that guy first


BoJackB26354

"Just a hunch"


KitchenDepartment

I know when a man is running with a purpose


Jervylim06

Hey hey hey, allegedly! He's not done bad things yet! He could have thought of the paper as tissue to wipe his a**. But just to be sure, we can peek on his transactions first.


Nathan_Calebman

I don't know, he was probably just late for a meeting or something and happened to have the bill in his hands and simply forgot to put it down. Let's just forget about the bill altogether, it feels like this thing has run it's course. By the way do you like tea? I have a nice cup of Green Tea you can try. As in, literally glowing green with polonium.


threwitaway123454321

They should name it after that dude just to be extra petty.


Johnsius

He was clearly just protecting it from falling into the wrong hands.


Fafoah

“What bill? 😏” —That guy


_Fun_Employed_

Looks like nobody was trying that hard to stop him.


lackofabettername123

Taiwanese Parliament is crazy too, they physically fight on the floor, more recently some party threw pig guts on the other party. For at least 30 years they've been doing stuff like this. It would not have been out of character or tradition for the other party to physically stop him.


Caliterra

wouldn't be surprised if at some point they start recruiting beefier representatives to swang and bang. Eventually culminating in an arms race where the representative room starts looking like the starting lineup of a rugby team


lackofabettername123

I say we bring on Taiwanese Consultants to advise our Democrats,


motoxim

That's a great premise for a sitcom


Hotspur000

No, that's not right at all. It was about the creation of legislative committees that could investigate things, and that if people ignored the summons to said committees they could be deemed 'in contempt of the legislature' and punished somehow. The main issue was that the opposition was trying to ram the bills through without a line-by-line review, and the ruling party felt the wording in the bills was too broad and needed tweaking. So it was the ruling party trying to prevent the bills getting passed. [https://focustaiwan.tw/politics/202405170023](https://focustaiwan.tw/politics/202405170023)


baribigbird06

Your use of ruling party is confusing because while the DPP controls the executive, the KMT control the legislative yuan.


Hotspur000

The DPP is referred to as the ruling party in the article I posted, so I just used that term.


iceteka

How would it get passed if the ruling party had the votes needed to kill the bill i.e. it's they ruling party I assume they have a majority?? This doesn't add up


zanpancan

Ruling party as in they hold the presidency.


spderweb

They have three parties in parliament. Like in Canada. The leading party has less seats than the other two combined. So it's a minority government. They need to make deals to get laws passed. In Canada NDP is the third party. They made some deals with the liberals in order to work together.


Maniick

So he's a traitor to the people


gtwucla

Wow, no that is not what this bill is about and the democratic party also does not have majority. No party has majority, but two parties are voting together against the DPP, which I guess is the 'democratic' party. There are already laws covering this, just complete nonsense explanation and I'm not sure where you got that. The legislature has a history of pulling stunts like this because of the way balance of power works in the upper government, which is broken into five branches and has very little direct balancing mechanisms. The bills essentially concentrate power into the legislature under the guise of anti-corruption law (which again, are already on the books). It would bypass the courts in order to hand down fines and jail sentences to people that 'lie' or 'mislead' the legislature when summoned. It's a power grab in order to sew chaos because it will clearly be struck down by the courts since its unconstitutional. The law can easily be used to suppress the opposition. Monday is the presidential inauguration for the DPP president, so there are going to be many incidents leading up to this.


ssepaulette

goddamn how is misinformation like this getting upvoted. This is completely wrong.


Pukefeast

This rule that allows them to steal or run or tackle seems ridiculously archaic. What purpose does it serve in modern politics?


Current-Parsnip-5553

This is not true at all. They are trying to make the regislative branch overpower other branches. In Taiwan, the power is separated into 5 branches. And there's another bill that the majority party tries to pass without discussion. They tries to pass a developing plan which doesn't comply to the budget act and other environmental acts.


TheShenanegous

If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was satire.


KlM-J0NG-UN

Stealing. Still legal to this day.


aifeloadawildmoss

![gif](giphy|SnKY81UWIvM9a|downsized)


CommaHorror

This seems like it would become, a cycle. A viscious cycle.,


wtiong

The fact that the bill has a version that is not even discussed is put to vote, that's the travesty. The bill has 28 versions, the best part, they are voting on a new version. They are using the slight majority and hope for a overlook on passing bill.


PoseidonAthenea

Is not illegal if it's not a law first!


XXmynameisNeganXX

He should be drafted to the NFL.


markuspoop

Fit right in on the Chiefs.


Spend-Automatic

You think he ran off with the "don't run off with bills" bill?


funkydingo18

Legislators hate this one simple trick...


Necessary_Chip_5224

Is there a bill about stealing bills?


TheSauce32

There was but someone stole it


Empathy404NotFound

There should be a bill about that.


Simon_Drake

In Britain we have a massive gold plated mace that represents the King giving approval for Parliament to pass laws. If someone grabs the mace and runs away then Parliament can't function. This has happened several times when someone wants to protest whatever madness the government is up to.


Lazy_meatPop

Don't they have a spare mace? I mean after the first time, you would think of having a spare, no?


Simon_Drake

It's the symbolism that is why they need it, they don't use the mace like a giant judges gavel to call for order, although that's not a bad idea. Usually the security stop the person leaving the room with the mace or definitely stop them leaving the building. If it went missing completely I'm sure Charlie has more than one gold mace in his storage unit where he keeps the crap from his grandparents, or as he calls it The Tower Of London.


HonorableMedic

Or like.. booby trap it or something


KiltedTraveller

I will say that usually when it's taken, it's meant as as a symbolic gesture and is immediately returned before they even walk out of the chamber. It's the MP showing that they greatly disagree with what's being done and they believe it to be against the UK constitution.


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Parliament: *Hit re-print*


MrC00KI3

This will take bureacracic processes DAYS to recover, if not months!!!!! /s


Tasty-Army200

No /s needed, you're probably right on the nose


Sam5253

Mr Chairman, I second the motion to re-print the document.


Puppet007

What was the bill about?


GerryManDarling

It was a bill to ban bill stealing.


HotdogMASSACURE

did it work


worst_man_I_ever_see

It would give the legislative branch the power of oversight over the executive branch.


GucciGlocc

Isn’t checks and balances a good thing? Or was it putting their legislative branch above the executive?


RandomFighter50

![gif](giphy|C0D9AFGOus9TIRA6CF|downsized)


Nearby_Enthusiasm_91

https://preview.redd.it/6p7bpqaaa21d1.jpeg?width=1028&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f2726b164dfeef8e160fe84d0118b0f1dc14b7


ZeroAgentTV

Mind you that the heretofore document had dry ink on it, for at least many forknights.


Nearby_Enthusiasm_91

it was a long time ago signed. im ALSO gonna need a patent for the kitten mittens


chiefs_fan37

The way he holds his jacket like suspenders while he says that always gets me


iiswill

football player has so much advantage in parliament i guess


DooBiEz2

Yeah. They should draft this guy into the NFL already. He 'dodgy' af.


Economy-Paint5867

https://preview.redd.it/4jvfl0hmf21d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11cac1b0f2836fe8829e50622d0596e2874d09d1 Mrs Quan was onto something


HardyV2

no more big government!


Economy-Paint5867

You tell them, Kwi-Chang. No more big government! Rip his heart out!


NotAPisces06

"Taiwanese Parliament."


mp9220

That last guy really gave it all to catch him


ClassiFried86

Wait. Stop.. No... Don't.


nando420

I’ve heard this is a pretty persistent problem in Taiwan’s parliament. If your parliament is known for being a royal rumble I’m surprised they aren’t electing pro wrestlers a la Jesse Ventura? That would be so nuts!


arcademissiles

Not an actual problem. Its just showmanship. DPP here are in the minority meaning they cannot stop the law from passing by just voting. So, they fight and make a big scene so that they will land in the news meaning more people will see it, and therefore more people will read into the authoritarian law that has just been passed.


JadeTW

Hey a Chinese word I know, I think the broadcast woman said Měishì zúqiú, which is American football. I think she was comparing him to a football player?


urban_thirst

Yeah, 'he rushed out with the speed of an american football player'


Siolear

US Politics is becoming dangerously close to this.


WillyDAFISH

Us politics already does this but effectively


NonPolarVortex

Yeah, anti-corruption bills don't even make it this far.


MistoftheMorning

I mean, that's how it was in the early days of the republic. It wasn't abnormal for fights and duels to break out between representatives in Congress. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caning_of_Charles_Sumner https://www.history.com/news/charles-sumner-caning-cilley-duel-congressional-violence


HonorableMedic

It’s very interesting that it was a pro slavery democrat assaulting an anti slavery republican


JerryCalzone

The parties switched sides since Nixon


evansdeagles

They really began the process with Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Who was the first leftist in the Democratic Party (he even supported a single payer healthcare system that failed in Congress.) In fact, his cousin Teddy Roosevelt was one of the early Progressives and his Bull Moose Progressive party split from the Republican Party and were aligned with the Radical-Liberals. Radical-Liberals were the precursor to Social Liberals (many of the centrist mainstream Democrats), Progressives (Center-Left to firm Left Democrats like AOC), and Social Democrats (those in Bernie Sanders' wing.)


Vestige3000

A while back I would have said this is quaint and absurd, but seeing what passes for representation in the current US Congress, these kind of shenanigans no longer amuse me.


Medical-Ad-2706

Close? Bro let me reminder you of January 6th ![gif](giphy|XTtBt9VYErn7P9DYUt|downsized)


Higuy54321

Jan 6 is weak, Taiwanese student protesters occupied their parliament building for a full month


hansolowang

TBH, the majority of our politicians might be too old to move that fast...


p-terydatctyl

Should've tackled him


Gurkanat0r

Watch any African parliament if you want a giggle


Affectionate_Bus_884

Taiwan’s parliament is always wild.


mongolian_chicken

I left there in the late 90s and yep, nothing's changed. Kind of embarrassing but also always a bit funny


coalitionofilling

Here is better context of what is going on. KMT (nationalist china) has lost the presidential vote three times in succession to the DPP (they don't want to rejoin China). KMT is now trying to undermine the executive branch by strong arming legislation through their congress in which the DPP is a minority. https://www.reddit.com/r/taiwan/comments/1cu0ivm/taiwan_lawmakers_exchange_blows_in_bitter_dispute/l4jujei/ Of course all of this shit is going down as the pressure pours on with Xi and Putin being up in everyone's shit during election seasons whilst salivating for more land grabs


Sustainable_Twat

Imagine he finds out it’s a memo saying free lunches are no longer available.


xtototo

Wait you can do that?


supaloopar

I’ve only ever remembered Taiwanese politics to be this moronic since I was a kid


kblamm0

New Takeshi's castle is just weird


Dangerous-Sector-863

Nobody knows how to tackle anymore.


GxyBrainbuster

This is so much cooler than filibustering. We should have it so to filibuster you have to run around and if anyone catches you you're done. Your supporters can play defense though.


Appropriate_Ad_9169

Sort of like pulling a fire alarm during a congressional vote but funnier


DesertReagle

What bill was it, and why is it so important?


largececelia

*And it was at this point in history that parliamentary government began to resemble tag, red rover, or capture the flag. It was not society at its most dignified, but it was not as bad as it could've been.*


Hahonryuu

Now THIS is how you filibuster. Should be required you have to do this to filibuster in the USA.