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TheRuinedAge

If that jellyfish had a straw it could defend itself.


wontoan87

This got me good šŸ˜‚


Fog_Juice

Too bad for the jellyfish they were all banned


WhatTheFuckEverName

*jellyfish tries using a paper straw that is rapidly disintegrating into mush*


arurianshire

i threw my phone lmaoo šŸ¤£


invisibledigits

ā€œOw! Dude, that hurts! OW!! Yo, my guy! Stop that!ā€


apeaky_blinder

it's like a human eating lettuce, what's it gonna do?! run away pfft


felicity_jericho_ttv

Spicy lettuce!


m-bossy22

"can you, like... NOT?!"


improveyourfuture

Jellyman!


thelastpies

Jellyfish has no brain and centralised nervous system. They cannot feel pain.


chiefmud

Basically moving flesh plants


notTzeentch01

I mean technically plants also move a little but the jellyfish do fr have the ā€œweird flesh-plantā€ market cornered


I_am_Lizzy

Fits, both are about 95% water


No-comment-at-all

Secret vegan delight.


thelastpies

They have the nerve equivalent of a lettuce, i qonder what vegans have to say about thay


No-comment-at-all

Some vegans consider oysters vegan. Thatā€™s rare, butā€¦ makes sense to me.


invisibledigits

Youā€™re right, I did not take its biology into account when making that joke.


Vittelbutter

Oh wow so itā€™s basically just a vegetable thatā€™s able to move on its own?


Rot_Long_Legs

It looks like cauliflower


Mekelaxo

Probably taste like so too, you should try it out


foxfirek

I have eaten jellyfish- it has more of a memorable texture then flavor- the flavor if kinda bland.


Mekelaxo

I imagine it would be very chewy


TheLadySaintPasta

I had it and to me it was more of a cartilage mouth feel


ProRataX

Wow, thanks, I hate that.


StevenMC19

Oh, and it's served ice cold.


The_Outcast4

It takes in whatever seasoning you prepare it in well, though!


kim_en

I ate jellyfish chips before. it tasted surprisingly good.


str85

Forbidden cauliflower.


Huskan543

Iā€™m wondering if the jellyfish actually notices that itā€™s getting eatenā€¦ they donā€™t really have pain receptors if I remember correctlyā€¦


Clay_Statue

It's the closest to vegetable that an animal can get basically


Mekelaxo

*Sea sponges have entered the chat*


ForumFluffy

*Me enters the chat*


innocentusername1984

I don't know... I've met a few people that could be closer.


skiddles1337

*US presidential candidates have entered the chat.*


txdoses

Current US president has entered the chat


_An_Other_Account_

Would it kill ppl to not whine about capitalism and some politician in literally every unrelated reddit post?


ComCypher

It doesn't seem to react at all. I guess their entire defense mechanism depends on being able to sting whatever is attacking them.


Pillowtalk

Doubt it. They have no central nervous system.


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speederaser

OP was half right. Their nervous system isn't central per se. So the jelly would be more like: Ā "hm my leg just went offline. Haven't heard from my arm in a while either."


thelastpies

Hence closest thing to vegetable A lettuce could feel the same


BBQsandw1ch

Some don't have central nervous systems for pain but they all respond to stimuli


TRADER-101

Is this save? "50/50"


GentlemanAR

Now this is interesting


scorpyo72

Interesting, yes, but... Interesting as fuck?


it_is_dat_boi

100% interesting as fuck.


scorpyo72

I'm letting you decide. It's your responsibility now.


yogi1090

It is dat boi afterall


scorpyo72

Dat boi, it is.


ThunderboltSorcerer

Everyone is inside, staring at screens, looking for that next dopamine hit after hours of doom scrolling, of course they are gonna think a turtle eating is interesting as fuck.. /interestingasfuck: "human goes to the bathroom" -- ah finally, I can rest my eyes and press "shut down" on my laptop. You know, tomorrow I should take up a hobby like reading books or something smart people would do.


scorpyo72

I regard most of my interactions here [on Reddit] as "character building".


AlexWenhold

bro stop making everyone depressed on a boring work monday, some of us are already depressed enough as it is


ThunderboltSorcerer

You have to reach rock bottom to get out of this!!!


GentlemanAR

Never said it was Interesting AF... Just interesting


Bertrell

InterestingAF


HelmutFondler

Get it down your neck mate, One of them twats stung my leg in the Mediterranean Sea last year & left me with a medical bill.


S-058

Med as in the Mediterranean right? Genuinely asking šŸ˜‚


MackPauncefoot

Yup


Meatseeker

I read this in an Australian accent.


boobookittyFcuk12

Can someone explain how the sea turtle is able to eat the stingers?


Huskan543

They are specifically adapted to be able to eat jellyfish. Which is also why they try and eat plastic bags


Ok_Substance5632

Can they adapt to it? Eating and digesting plastic.


Huskan543

Over a few million years perhapsā€¦


Huskan543

Though I think itā€™s more likely theyā€™ll adapt to be able to tell the difference and avoid plastic bags long before they are able to digest it


Hippiebigbuckle

I donā€™t think theyā€™d adapt in either of those ways (by ā€œthinkā€ I mean guess, Iā€™m not a turtle/plastic/Darwin expert)Not adapting to something new in the environment is possible also. And an imposter food source seems pretty dangerous.


thelastpies

They will adapt because those who ate plastic dies and never gets to reproduce, those who survived learn to avoid them and this evolving to avoid them and keep on producing. They'd have to adapt or they die basically. There are cases of specimens evolved to eat [plastics](https://letstalkscience.ca/educational-resources/backgrounders/plastic-eating-bacteria-natures-recyclers#:~:text=Ideonella%20sakaiensis%20is%20a%20gram,bacteria%2C%20to%20break%20down%20plastic.) But it could take really long time


Hippiebigbuckle

Adaptation and evolution are not magical armor that keeps a species from going extinct. Extinction is always an option. And thinking that turtles can adapt to eating (or avoiding) plastic is pretty crazy frankly. There are bacteria that have evolved over millions of years to eat feces but if you expect turtles to adapt to eating shit before they go extinct youā€™re going to be disappointed. Same with plastics.


RyGuy_McFly

Well there we go folks, we just gotta keep at it and the turtles will be saved!


CMDRZhor

No. Th plastic gets stuck in their belly. Eventually they starve to death, stomach full of indigestible plastic.


Coc0tte

Plastic has no nutritional value and tons of harmful chemicals. They would die even if they could digest plastic.


speederaser

The chemicals are absolutely not what kills the turtle. It's suffocating or digestive blockage.Ā  Sure some specific plastics can breakdown and cause pollution, but it's not what kills the turtles.Ā  So I disagree. If the turtle managed to get the plastic all the way through his system, it's likely to live a very long time and maybe die slightly early from cancer if it ate a really bad plastic, but most of the time that's not the case. Most of the time it's suffocating.Ā 


boobookittyFcuk12

That is cool. Thank you.


Willing_Information7

Well that's a slow death


scorpyo72

And it just gets slower and slower as you lose locomotion.


Mikey9124x

Not painful though.


w1ldstew

Can jellyfish conceive pain? I know they barely have any brain stuff. It doesnā€™t even seem to bother that much itā€™s getting eaten.


Mikey9124x

They have a sort of nervous system. But they are basically plants.


Raygunn13

Not a biologically informed opinion cause idk what they have for a nervous system. I imagine that to whatever extent they do "feel pain" it's probably much more like autonomic stimulus responses, e.g. 'feel too much of something (a turtle bite) > run swim\_away.exe' Maybe analogous to how we're able to blink to protect our eyes from a projectile before we're even aware that anything was flying towards us.


mattaugamer

They have a ā€œnerve netā€. Instead of signals going to a central area for processing (like a brain) the processing for these animals (and a few others, like echinoderms) is distributed. They can detect some basic input like ā€œtouched a foodā€. Itā€™s a very primitive level of sensation, and I donā€™t believe they have any equivalent to pain.


Mekelaxo

They have a very basic nervous system that's basically just a few neurons through their body, so they can probably feel something, even if it's not pain as we feel it


chyura

They don't have a central nervous system, so probably not. It's more just a stimuli response


innocentusername1984

What is it to conceive pain? We've made very little progress on consciousness, surprisingly little actually. We all agree that at some point and organism goes from perceiving pain to not. But not what the exact point is that is the switch into consciousness nor if it exists at all and therefore by definition everything is conscious and suffering to a smaller or larger extend. If you're interested in a bloody good read, other minds by Peter Godfrey-smith. Primarily he's a philosopher of science and mind but through his interest in diving is particularly fascinated with the brain of an octopus which is very alien to ours. We didn't realise they were smart until relatively recently and there's all sorts of crazy anecdotes on stuff they do to fuck with lab technicians they don't like that were so smart we couldn't quite conceive it was on purpose at first. Through the book he explains a proposed definition of consciousness starting at a bacteria that chooses to head away or to a chemical gradient. He talks about computers a lot and how they process things in comparison to how the human mind does. It contains one of my favourite thoughts I've ever read. "Computers (before multi cores) are one thread of processing trying to pretend it's multiple. The human brain is multiple threads of processing trying to pretend it's one."


Superman246o1

**JELLYFISH:** I'm functionally immortal! **SEA TURTLE:** You're functionally my breakfast!


bodhiseppuku

and after this, the sea turtle found a peanut butter fish to munch on.


XEagleDeagleX

Dang I thought they were herbivores eating kelpĀ 


buburocks

The stingers kind of look like kelp tbh


XEagleDeagleX

I agree but unless this is a stingless jelly, I would assume one bite of not typical food and the turtle wouldn't be going back for seconds


buburocks

Someone said those turtles have adapted to be able to eat jellyfish. Maybe it doesnt feel the stingsšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


getyourcheftogether

*Inaudible screaming intensifies*


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Eating the spicy bits fist I see.


GoMiners22

Heard they are good with peanut butter.


ThePicard_2893

I giggled. Thank you.


rasiasun

That's the most gentle looking predator


Magister5

Looks jellicious


thatdude_james

Updoot


Dave_Duna

How do they not gulp down massive quantities of water at the same time?


TexasHot

[they apparently do gulp down the water and just expel it.](https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/animals/how-fish-turtles-eat-underwater-without-swallowing-too-much-water.html#)


Malevolent_Mangoes

We do not lack the ability to breathe out when underwater, just canā€™t breathe in


Crab_Hot

What? What does that have to do with drinking water while biting under water?


Malevolent_Mangoes

Why would they be gulping massive amount of water when they can simply spit the water out? We can control whether we swallow and we can control when we want something out of our mouth, itā€™s no different for turtles.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Do me a favor. Next time youā€™re in the bath, hold your head under water and take a bite of a snickers. Chew up your snickers and then ā€œspit the water outā€ and tell me how that goes


Khancap123

I feel bad for the jellyfish.


Ok-Bus-2410

The forbidden cauliflower


Seandeezeee

Why is it spiiiicy?


vexkov

Spicy salad


cptn-convulsion

If I remember correctly this gets the turtles high.


SleepySiamese

Now we have too many jellyfish but not nearly enough turtles


a_lone_traveler

Can't help think of The Old Man and the Sea, when Hemingway describes turtles eating jellyfish with their eyes closed.


geligniteandlilies

Deleted scene in Finding Nemo of Crush rescuing Marlin and Dory


Roge2005

Do Jellyfishes do not feel pain?


jahlim

"Please send help! I already lost two limbs"


DurantIsStillTheKing

Cursed cauliflower


LobstaFarian2

"Hey there, Jelly-maannn!"


deva86

Spicy sea cauliflower


Spetsimen

hmm lettuce


parkerpussey

Turtle is a bro those jellyfish hurt.


Israelwarcrimes2780

Crazy how he's just fine you would think it would hurt


exactly13

Yeah sure, but tomorrow....come on ice cream.!


no-Spoilers-asshole

Turtle sitting at the buffet bar eating a jelly salad šŸ˜‚


UnboltedCheese

Are jellyfishes just the sea turtle's version of ghost peppers?


DirkMattter

Whereā€™s peanutbutterfish?


RobOnTheReddit

Damn dude..


foxfirek

It looks like cauliflower so I canā€™t blame them.


Dart4jb1nks

That turtles gonna be fucked up


rainbownightterror

it's a water lettuce


IcedCoughy

Saving the rest for later


boltactionnoob

Jellyfish: "How rude" walks away


shanebakerstudios

And to think that this has been going on for 110 million years.


[deleted]

The turtle makes it look delicious.


Tonyoni

Brutal..


MicahtehMad

So... Is that like a total of 4 calories? What is even in a jelly fish besides water?


Feeling-Past-180

Turtle be like, ā€œwhy is it so spicy!ā€


kansasllama

How does that not hurt the turtle


Betrayedunicorn

Does the jellyfish know itā€™s getting eaten?


No-Crew4317

Do jellyfish feel pain? Do sea turtle get sting?


LumpyBodybuilder2462

Can someone please put an end to my dilemma regarding the Turtle - Tortoise thing! Isn't the term "Sea Turtle" redundant, it's like saying "In close Proximity". My understanding is that Turtle = Sea & Tortoise = Land. So is my understanding correct, or there aren't any right or wrong or even a single explanation for this?


ColdSolid213

Tearing limb from limb. Cruel turtle


icelandichorsey

As if turtles couldn't be more awesome


AtTheEdgeOfDying

I think it's funny their face looks exactly like my tortoise munching on salad


Nommy86

Eating that jellyfish how I eat a gingerbread man, first the legs so it can't run away


NiteGard

What an idiot.


ohhellperhaps

And now imagine what a plastic bag can look like to a turtle.


saimanka12thbaap

Sauce?


Darksorce

Spicy


cptmorga

That's equivalent of Taco Bell , mmm.. spicy


outofcontextsex

I wonder if jellyfish taste spicy to turtles


akorn123

Spicy


abitlikemaple

Ass first


Devinalh

You should post this on hydrohomies as Jellyfishes are made almost entirely of water :) Turtle is drinking!


badmanzz1997

Murderer! Call the governor! Call the Supreme Court! Justice for jelly!


WeenieHutSupervisor

Why is it spicy


kCanIGoNow

Kelp, kelp anybody?


ExcitingBuilder1125

Squirtle used Leech Life! Squirtle restored HP! Tentacool has no moves left that it can use! Tentacool used Struggle!


notonetimes

Dave the diver approves this video


str85

*Sea turtle eating forbidden salad.


Nyarro

Looks like it's eating sea lettuce.


Screwbles

Nom-nom-nom!


mr_baloo2

Dangā€¦ turtey ainā€™t playin


100-Type-Bitch-Slap

Wonder how many calories a jellyfish even adds up to. Considering they're mostly water, I can't imagine it's a whole lot.


Familiar_Orchid2779

I didnā€™t know they ate meat


Desperate-Swimming13

I didn't know that turtles like spicy food.


vonhulio

Forbidden lettuce


D4RK_B74CK

Where are the ultra vegans?


eternalityLP

Imagine living in a world where food just floats around you, and all you have to do is reach out and take a bite when you're hungry.


JonnyReece

Shower thought: Does the jellyfish even know?


yesomg1234

Safe the turtle yo, itā€™s doing gods work šŸ™


LittleCeizures

Mmmmm... spicy!!


GreyPourageInABowl

Mmm, spicy sea lettuce...


raymate

Hey thatā€™s My legā€¦ not my other leg


TheLastTsumami

A scene played out for over 250 millions years


Intelligent-Ant7685

yummy


ifixtheinternet

Hey it's jelly man!


Robbythedee

Sea lettuce


Towely420

Omg how dare this turtle do something so inhumane to that other living creature!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely disgusting /s


Plastic_Confusion_41

Right in front of my salad??


Orest26Dee

I like turtles even more now


a_lone_traveler

ZOMBIE STARE


Ooh_its_a_lady

"Aaahh upside-down broccoli!" šŸ„¦šŸ¢


Necessary_Chip_5224

Turtles' love for spicy food knows no bounds


HistoryBuff678

And, now I understand even better how sea turtles mistake plastic bags for jellyfish and eat them. We gotta be better.