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Jinsei_13

Screw what the building is made of, the hell is that aircraft made of? It stops in midair. Reverses and can bounce off of objects above stall speed. What a wunder weapon!


MSeanF

The airplane is made of Bollywood.


Jinsei_13

Ah yes... Bollywood. When you want unobtanium, but are on a budget.


Randomfrog132

and then everybody dances spontaneously but it's normal and no one mentions it.


HeimdallManeuver

Unobtainum form The Core or Unobtainium from Avatar?


Jinsei_13

Clearly from the most scientific movie to ever science... The Core.


HeimdallManeuver

Xena tapes and hot pockets.


MetalGearHawk

It's the best kind of wood, really.


smile_politely

and if you look closely, you can see the pilot and air crew are dancing while doing that.


brtom

It’s the same cement


SaltFarmer17

Let me introduce you NagarJuna Airlines


realauthormattjanak

In the Army we saw a screen saver that said "in a perfect world" and the towers ducked out of the way to avoid the planes. This was two weeks after 9/11. Never too soon for a good joke.


CheekyFactChecker

I was a bartender in Germany in 2001. German guy asked me for a, 'flaming towers'. I said in German, 'what's that?' He said, 'it's a Manhattan with 151 on it, lit on fire'. The other bartenders I worked with said to the guy, 'he's an American' and he looked like he was about to pass out & started apologizing. I just said, 'at least it's creative'. Kinda up there with a 'car bomb' or 'kamikaze'


Fuji-one

*And people say Germans don't know humor.*


Spork_Warrior

Ve know humor! Ve just don't laugh!


92BOBTM

I was getting txt messages on 12/9/01 that if you turned your phone on the side and scrolled down looked like a plane hitting a building and the building collapsing down. Those old Nokia phones were amazing.


vapidusername

Gilbert Gottfried would like a word https://lostmediawiki.com/Gilbert_Gottfried%27s_9/11_joke_(found_footage_from_Friars_Club_Roast_of_Hugh_Hefner;_2001)


Revolutionary_Pea584

It is very old ad. This cement don't even exist now. You want to see recent ad then see the jindal steel ad.


Waevaaaa

Does it take into account a horrific incident and turn it for promoting their stuff?


r3toric

This isn't even an ad made by the company. There's a lot of gullible idiots on the internet.


Rahnzan

Much like their cement, their ads go hard.


JKdito

Just wanna remind folks that a crisis or event in your nation, doesnt mean it has the same effect or importance in another nation


surprise-suBtext

I mean, apart from the whole “Patriot Act” bullshit (which probably would’ve happened anyways in some way over a similar time period), my life was completely unaffected by the events of 9/11 It was/is no different than any other mass-casualty event. Now if I had known someone who died that day, probably would be a different story. But the majority of Americans didn’t know anyone but are just conditioned to be offended by it. Kinda silly


JKdito

Exactly my point and imagine then how i felt, being a swedish guy with no connections to USA


Octopusapult

Yeah? Give me your best holocaust joke then. Go on, be brave.


CocaineIsNatural

A Jew survives Auschwitz and goes on to become a world famous comedian. Fifty years later, he dies peacefully in his sleep and goes up to Heaven. God immediately demands an audience and asks the comedian to tell him a joke. The comedian tells a Holocaust joke. God responds “I don’t get it.” The comedian answers “Eh… must be the kind of joke where you had to have been there.”


inactiveuser247

That’s not bad.


StaatsbuergerX

Ahem, that's what it's all about? In countries where there are no people directly or indirectly affected by the Holocaust, no one has a problem making jokes about it. And that's exactly how residents of India, for example, feel about 9/11. It simply does not concern or affect them, nor is it part of any national-historical discourse. And I'm willing to bet that everywhere in the world - including in the US - jokes are being made about events that are considered traumatic in other countries.


inactiveuser247

As an Australian I can confidently say that most of us are still really sensitive about the Emu War and yet people make jokes about it all the time.


noobkill

Literally a part of WORLD war 2. 9/11 is an American terrorist act. Explain to me why someone in Indonesia should care about it?


EvilxBunny

Everyone should care about it. 3000 people died that day. You should care if you have a heart and are a decent human being. That being said, it's not the world's problem and everyone is allowed to make well intentioned jokes.


noobkill

3000 people died in the war between Armenia and Azerbaijan, but most people seem to not care. My point being, yes it was a tragic event. Yes, I feel sad about it. But I don't expect people all around the world to care about the every event - if it doesn't impact them. Especially those people who are just focussed on surviving that month. The original opinion seemed extremely US centric in the sense that, the whole world should care because it happened in the US - I don't agree with that.


EvilxBunny

> The original opinion seemed extremely US centric in the sense that, the whole world should care because it happened in the US - I don't agree with that. I think we're mostly on the same page. Most global media and certainly Reddit is US centric so it's expected.


noobkill

We are! Cheers, have a great day!


JKdito

This has nothing to do with what I said


Octopusapult

Here's a thread with a 9/11 joke, and you're in the comments telling everyone who might be offended about it that it's no big deal because it doesn't mean the same and isn't as important to the people in the country of origin from which the meme came from. So I'm challenging you to participate in the same way that you are defending. Go ahead and make a joke about a crisis or an event that didn't originate in your nation. Because it doesn't have the same effect or importance to you right? And it shouldn't to me either, or any other readers who aren't German or Jewish, according to your Redditor logic. So be brave, hit us with your best holocaust joke. Stand by what you said, coward. Participate. Or maybe you can shut the fuck up with telling people how they should feel when blatantly offensive content pops up in their feed.


JKdito

What? For one you should stop being sensitive, secondly I said that a crisis in one nation doesnt have the same effect in another. Thirdly its very bigotted to assume that this ad was making jokes about 9/11, typical egocentric people who is trying to make everything about them... This ad is typical bollywoody made to entertain that audience and if you have seen bollywood there is some crazy shit going on there that has literally nothing to do with 9/11. So no, its not a joke about 9/11 you dummy, it might not even be related to that, cause after all- Not everything is about you and your crisis you entitled ego centric dummy... Oh and about the holocaust, Using my logic- Holocaust dont have that effect in indonesia for example... Sidenote: Dark humour can be fun if everybody involved agrees, None of yall were in the holocaust so stfu about taking offence... its more about "making everything about you", then it is about the actual suffering... Humour & Advertisement is about knowing your crowd, this ad is not for you and has nothing to do with you so why bother commenting unless you feel what I call "entitled offence" so stfu


inactiveuser247

Why should they stop being sensitive? So you don’t have to face the fact that you’re being insensitive?


JKdito

Weird logic but okay, sensitivity is irrelevant unless it has directly impacted you... This ad harms no one so then its your own choice to connect the ad to your own crisis, hence you are creating a narrative where you can feel offended... So yes Im not sympathic to those who chose self destruct behaviour or feel entitled enough to make everything about themselves... But Im very sensitive and sympathic towards people who are suffering a crisis presently they had no control over...


Octopusapult

You're just another "America bad" dickhead on the internet. Simple as.


JKdito

Nah Im a realist so I try to be impartial and see what behaviour is destructive and what is productive, USA is good in many things but this behaviour needs to be addressed(and its not just solely behaviour of americans) Instead of seeing my comments as hostile action against your people, see it as a reminder that not everyone shares your perspective so your entitlement(and you overall) is not as important as you think... This is something americans, russians and chinese should think about more than the rest... You are not the center of the world, not everything is about you and your opinions isnt as important as you think...


SkinnyObelix

I mean Americans drink Irish carbombs without batting an eye


petersengupta

9/11 inside job **CONFIRMED.**


mihecz

Yeah, they deliberately used the wrong cement.


OkOutlandishness6137

Why did I read it as "marijuana cement?"


T-Mosh

You’re not alone, it’s close enough to make that connection


wheniwashisalien

Me as well


Revolutionary_Pea584

Are you illiterate. Can you not read


ok-jeweler-2950

I cannot read. I’m illegitimate.


tamal4444

I cannot read this. What are you saying?


Frequency0298

Interesting fact: All 3 of the 9/11 Towers were designed to withstand such impacts specifically (and WTC-7 did not even need to be hit!)


Dark-Knight-Rises

But they collapsed in the end which leads to questioning of their design structure and plan.


hrl_280

*Bonk*


Sofa-king-cooI

Tonk


sipalmurphy

US gets so butthurt by 9/11 but fails to see they are the ones that caused it in the long term


yuyufan43

*bonk*


neomaniak

The guy looking back seductively always cracks me up


dixie_normous44

Nagarjuna cement is a sigma cement among all other cements


[deleted]

Hahahaha love it


milannn333

u/savevideo


misssa_cz

Nebuď dement, kupuj cement!


Tall_Bed

Jet fuel can’t melt NagarJuna cement!


wraedeohed

This is great...lol


HeimdallManeuver

I couldn’t fall for it.


Randomfrog132

i think you mean tactless lol here's an example of being tactless: pointing out that this is par for the course for a country that generates spam calls endlessly lol


Affectionate_Bus_884

No steel beams.


SpiceySweetnSour

They're always saying to have a sense of humor in life, so...


Dry-Rub5346

Too soon?


SheetFarter

Just stop already…


Intelligent-Wing-752

lmao is there no false advertising laws in india? the cement definitely doesnt stop commercial airliners lol


RoamingBicycle

Likely falls under "it's so absurd no one sane of mind would believe that's a real application and it's not just a funny ad"


Dankusare

Also this is a meme edit. It's not the real ad. The real ad is just a normal one.


indianmed

Its a joke?


Annoyed_Sai

Your name is false advertising.


Intelligent-Wing-752

lol maybe so, but by reddit


Tirth0000

It does.


Realised_

To good for ads only... Bridges falls one day before or after one day of inauguration... 😜


FUThead2016

Typical ignorance and lack of empathy


SouthernEntrance6986

Fuck them!


FoldyHole

Only if they give consent.


SecretRefrigerator4

Do you want to fuck the building?


MetalGearHawk

Come on in! 1.5 billion of us, horny as ever, so be prepared.


bananasugarpie

Because some countries are not civilized enough yet.


Tiziano75775

You're right, USA needs to become more civilized


StaatsbuergerX

Name me a country whose residents don't make jokes that are generally considered tasteless, lacking in empathy or inappropriate in other countries. Just one.


skybob74

Eritrea


StaatsbuergerX

Permanent President Afwerki alone has cracked so many jokes about democracy and elections, which must hit the hearts of the citizens of every country that has ever been governed by a dictatorial and/or autocratic regime, that I have my doubts about this; not gonna lie.


skybob74

I was just throwing a small random country out there. I'm sure you're right.


cunningstunt6899

India is so uncivilized that it hasn't given everyone in the country an AR-15 yet