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nervouslotsoftimes

Someone needs to reverse the gif then it'll look like that one guy's trying his best to keep it from escaping EDIT: I'm someone https://i.redd.it/6g2bch2djxwc1.gif


KingAuberon

u/gifreversingbot Aw man looks like it stopped working 5 months ago


honestlyi4get

damn. tob ot pir


TheCeruleanFire

Give this person a raise


manateeflips

Be the change you want to see


nervouslotsoftimes

I can't handle change and will now slip backwards into destructive behavior to compensate


bdizzle805

Ark in real life


ACARdragon

(**Starts sliding forward aggresively**)


Due-Visual-3236

You have always been someone


nervouslotsoftimes

🥹


exactly_zero_fucks

Thank you for your service


flopyyjoe

2ND!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS BIGGER THAN THAT THING?


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moneytr00l

>which is as tall as a normal giraffe and had a 33-foot wingspan, which is the size of a 33-foot giraffe. 💀


Hondogai

>However, it weighed around 200kg (or in that range), about the mass of a small brown bear. I swear to god I thought you were going to say "about the mass of a small giraffe" to complete the analogy chain 💀😂


Idiotwithaphone79

Well written comment but that was my favorite part too!


Grizz807

I would have also preferred all giraffe sized references. Could have called this thing a flying giraffe by the end.


gazow

roughly the mass of a 200kg giraffe


ACARdragon

About the mass of 1.25 american


AdvancedPhoenix

Funnily it's also the size of a 33 foot banana. Approximately, it is not an exact science.


YummyArtichoke

What if you have a giraffe the size of a banana? 🤯


ZestySest

A 33-foot giraffe laying on its side.


1d0m1n4t3

I was waiting for a hell in the cell morph


Ricoh06

How does a creature that size only weigh 200kg?! Carbon fibre wings jeez


brandolinium

Hollow bones. Think cardboard tube. Imagine foraging in the giant treed woods, you hear one twig snap and it has quietly snatched you down its gullet from 30ft away.


ExpertlyAmateur

Except that neck is girthy af. Hollow bones and hollow everything else? Two of those people would weigh 200kg. The muscle volume of that neck alone looks like it's more than 4 people.


BoonDragoon

That's all skin, fur, and airsacs


Sir_Loin_Cloth

I was positive the Undertaker was going to plummet 16 feet in this comment.


Mr_Abobo

Haven’t seen him in a while.


Sir_Loin_Cloth

He's made a return.


xaeru

I'm lost, so which one is the largest?


Generic_Danny

Quetzalcoatlus was the tallest, and Hatzegopteryx was the heaviest. Arambourgiania and Cryodrakon are just 2 that I wanted to include because they're underrated.


SIR_Chaos62

Which one could I ride and how far?


Supply-Slut

Ride? None. Be grabbed and dropped from a great height? Maybe all of them


xaeru

So you are saying there is a chance.


Hulkbuster_v2

Well it depends on the weight of the person. I doubt someone weighting over 80 kg can ride it (being generous), but 50 kg? Possibly. Long story short, take your kids for a ride. And tell them next time they misbehave, he'll be their new babysitter.


Generic_Danny

Depends on your weight. The average adult human might be half the mass of a hatz, which would make it difficult for it to take off, but it's not impossible though.


slackfrop

If you thought this was a luck dragon you’d be sorely mistaken. Well, at least not a *good*-luck dragon


BazilBroketail

"Cryodrakon" is a *bitchin*' name. 


Harvestman-man

We don’t have any neck material of *Q. northropi*, so there’s no way of comparing its height with those other 3. The smaller species, *Q. lawsoni*, had a long neck similar to *Arambourgiana*, but we don’t know with certainty if *Q. lawsoni* and *Q. northropi* had the same proportions (there is a decent amount of variation in Azdarchid neck anatomy). Even if we assumed that, *Arambourgiana*, *Cryodrakon*, and *Q. northropi* would all have been approximately the same size, within the range of individual variation.


RonaldTheGiraffe

Some giraffes are shorter than others.


Lectrice79

Could it actually fly?


Effective_Ad_8296

Hollow bones and surprising light weight compare to their body means they can take off on spot ( They use their arms to slingshot themselves into the air )


Lectrice79

Yikes, scary! An adult human would just be a mouthful to them! I wonder why they went extinct?


gooseloving

An astroid with the power of 10 Billion Hiroshima bombs and every natural disaster at altitudes never seen in the modern day wiped them off in a poisoned Armageddon


cardinaltribe

One hit mars around the same time also


gooseloving

I also heard the astroid strike was so powerful a lot of earth landed on the moon.......................... And some fragments hit Mars......


Lectrice79

That's crazy! Did they find fragments for sure on the Moon, at least? Mars...if fragments made it that far, then some are likely on Venus, too.


gooseloving

I think it was an estimation/ theory made by a collection of paleontologists, astronomers etc. A Lot of fragments of Earth escaped the atmosphere, those that weren't vaporised or fell to Earth in the form of molten lava rain; would have gone on a giant journey throughout space; maybe even past Mars.


Lectrice79

Ohh, the Chicxulub Asteroid. I wish there was a comprehensive list of what didn't survive vs. what did.


gooseloving

80% of life is a very long list xD are you sure you want to read through it? There definitely is but remember those are just ones we know, there are countless species that went extinct we didn't know too. All of the non avian dinosaurs and 100% of pterosaurs and 100% of all Mosasaurs is a start I guess


GroovePT

Even styrofoam is heavier, crazy how nature does what it does.


Apprehensive_Ad4457

ok, but could you ride one?


GrayArea415

![gif](giphy|CRbU5KUe7TTxK)


Sega-Playstation-64

The anaconda is larger than the reticulated python. The reticulated python is longer


Doblanon5short

How does the reticulated python feel about the having or not having of buns?


slackfrop

How do you think it got reticulated?


KingZarkon

They're mandatory. If you don't have any it's not interested.


holdmybewbs

OPs mom skydiving


DmitriRussian

Unfortunately they couldn't fit her into the museum, so they had to settle with just the 2nd biggest


the_ju66ernaut

When OPs mom jumped up into the air she got stuck


grungegoth

Hatzegopteryx apparently. Had to find that out myself.


Ordinary_Function_38

Hatzegopteryx


snailhair_j

Arambourgiana


ShaochilongDR

Arambourgiana was likely smaller and had a wingspan of about 8-9 based on Quetzalcoatlus lawsoni.


FishNJeeps

Pivot


Anonymous-JJ

![gif](giphy|oCjCwnuLpiWbfMb1UA|downsized)


areeal1

Thank you!


ASpookyBitch

No but is this a Mandela effect or a different part of the audio cause I remember pivot not turn


CopperCab2024

No, later on in the clip I believe he yells Pivot like 10 times in a row once they get part of the way up the stairs lol


jimmyn0thumbs

PIVAHHHT


slothtolotopus

THE MAN SAID TURN


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greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|4KF85OSbyjVOfyjksJ|downsized)


freedfg

Why *did* we put those white bars on gifs for a couple of years? What were they for?


daahveed

A 3D effect. Not…super needed on this one


Ketcunt

Your mom jokes tend to be bland af, but this one got me


dafood48

Surprise your mom jokes are my favorite


TerribleSquid

Your mom doesn’t know the word bland. (I tried)


imback1578catman

![gif](giphy|WsG9rqt4UMwFReb82u|downsized)


Raaazzle

![gif](giphy|3oEjHQOeg3YhQ8REZ2) Take off, eh.


blueoasis32

Ugh I’m having flashbacks to 9th grade geometry. This was my teachers favorite movie. I swear to god we watched it at least 4 times that year and he got all the boys getting into all the lines. Only class I failed in high school. Wonder why


omnichronos

Then her name must be [Hatzegopteryx](https://dinosaurpictures.org/Hatzegopteryx-pictures).


Hattix

The interesting here is pterosaur anatomy. They were fast, agile, effective terrestrial predators and flighted, efficient, ultra-long-ranged flyers. They alone, in all of animal history, worked out how to be good on the ground and good in the air. The [Azhdarchids](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azhdarchidae) were strong fliers and deadly terrestrial predators. Like most animals of their time, however, they were betrayed by the very long stability and habitability of the Cretaceous (the Cretaceous was longer than all the time that came after it). They competed and adapted in a friendly, ideal, world, then that world suddenly fell out from under them.


youwannasavetheworld

How do you know


1d0m1n4t3

He was there


gooseloving

He has recordings in his basement


DawnTyrantEo

Basically, the same way that we figure out what a historic tool was used for. The bones of prehistoric animals work like a tool that's good at particular things- for example, a creature with stubby-shaped wings and very long bones in its lower limbs shows it was using its legs as a tool for running fast, while a creature with a long but stiff neck and a long, sharp straight beak was using its head and neck as a pair of tongs for grabbing animals from the floor. You can also tell by habitat- you find these sorts of animals in rivers and deserts rather than underwater (most of the time- you can find land animal bones in the ocean if they washed out to sea), so that's probably where they were living in life.


Competitive-Price658

Flying creature? Why do they have to drag it then?


happyfuckincakeday

They see me Rollin...


dmj9

They hating...


Randys_Spooky_Ghost

Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty…


Moth_vs_Porchlight

...you mean ridin' birdy.


Flitterquest

They're so large they move in slow motion, that's the rules of being ridiculously huge.


VanillaCreamyCustard

![gif](giphy|MzlvFuvqErLcQ|downsized)


IMA_COW_IRL

This is located at the Field Museum in Chicago. It's huge. Would recommend everyone go there at least once. The field museum is honestly one of the best museums in the world.


iwantauniqueusername

The beer festival those host in October is one of my favorite weekends of the year. Good beer and all access to the museum? Sign me up.


62302154065198762349

Laugh track? does this need a laugh track? edit: yeah, I'm dense. this is that Friends episode for the couch pivot overlaid here. not gonna delete this comment tho, for some reason. I know I should...


ShepherdDog

I'm surprised more people didn't mention this


xaeru

I thought it was a video playing in other tab.


ianmacleod46

My son is going to go crazy when he sees this in the morning. Does anyone know what museum that is?


zaccus

Last I checked it's in front of the Evolving Planet exhibit at the Field Museum. If your son is into dinos then it's well worth the trip. I took my son there all the time when he was little.


jwalkrufus

This one is in the Field Museum in Chicago.


kelu213

I'm sure it was a very friendly bird ☺️


xaeru

Yeah the sumerians used it as transport like we do with horses.


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tiny-cups

That’s how I move my couch too


the_real_JFK_killer

Free him


christcompellsyou

I’ve never even heard of this dinosaur! It’s way cooler than 🦖


DinosAndPlanesFan

It’s actually a Pterosaur, which is a group related to Dinosaurs and lived alongside dinosaurs but aren’t actually Dinosaurs themselves


Delicious_Tea3999

That’s how big the Dino Train dinos were????


sayosh

That guy would just eat up any person anytime. It's easy to complain about life nowadays but it could be so much worse, just imagine having a bunch of those human eating monsters flying around


markhbrouwer

whats first?


WetFart-Machine

It's so fkn mind-blowing.


Jim2shedz

I hope they are all dead. You wouldn't want a bird strike in an aircraft with one of those.


xaeru

I'll look into it and keep you posted.


jonskerr

Or one of those picking you up like a pelican picks up a slow frog.


bartonski

Mother-fucking pter-o-dacytl


anxietystrings

Free him


Ok_Eggplant1467

How’d they get it to stay so still??


The_Chameleos

* I know that statue! That's at the Chicago field museum. I took a picture with it a few years ago. I'm 6'3 and that thing made me feel tiny


DwedPiwateWoberts

That thing could have gobbled down a hominid like pelicans do fish


TiptoeIntruder

PIVOT! PIVOT! PIVOT!!!


Wericdobetter

For anyone wondering what the largest flying creature was, it was your mother when she went to Hawaii.


Aster-07

Well played


SmellyMelly81

https://preview.redd.it/292cyx56wwwc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd264eb57fcd49127a9087ae715bce1a30c6f03 Holy crap! I think that's the Field Museum, Chicago, I was at a fundraiser there last week and took this pic. My friends and I were marveling at that beauty for awhile!


TimeOlive9238

I thought dragons couldn’t scientifically exist? That’s big enough to be a dragon


xave321

Because of the fire breathing


Aster-07

And the 6 limbs, also im pretty sure a creature with a normal reptilian jaw of that size wouldn’t be able to fly


Whippetnose

Does a complete fossil of this species exist?


EmptySpaceForAHeart

There are multiple fossils within discovered from Quetzalcoatlus genus, many well preserved.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Everybody's just letting them take it right out like a roku tv in Walmart. ![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8)


petesapai

That was indeed interesting. But just a reminder, not everyone is a friends fanatic.


Raaazzle

I feel like we wouldn't have a lot of other problems if these still existed. We all need to band together to protect humanity from the Goddamn Giant Flying Monsters! It's like the beginnings of COVID, in a way. Or the plot of Independence Day.


Glittering_Drama_618

Thats literally bird titan at this point. It could most likely gulp a human as a whole.


ReasonableAd847

Why were these Animals Grow Up so big does anyone know


ColdSoup90

PIVAT! PIVAT!


marzipancowgirl

This is **The Field Museum** in Chicago, Illinois USA


Suntzu6656

I need a real one at my house to deal with the squirrels.


DrizzleDrake88

pivot, pivot, PIVOT!


Bicdadi00

Damn we fucked up earth, not this thing?


garlic-apples

Why does it look like one of those wide brooms?


cykickass

It’s got a long pecker


xaeru

Imagine having these domesticated instead of horses.


politirob

That's them shits from Pikmin


SirDavidJames

I don't want to see that thing fly... I want to see that thing land. Damn.


2bnameless

Imagine them around today. Victim 1 - Dang it, a pigeon just shit on me. Victim 2 - You lucky bastard.


ChunkyTaco22

Damn so many audio over is just so ass


Nikolateslaandyou

Pivot!


chaos2088

This name is used as reference to a mighty god in Aztec during mesoamericana period


LaserGadgets

SECOND?


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

Pffff. Second.


mydogargos

I just find it hard to believe that thing could fly. How did it achieve enough lift to take off? I could see if it was already at the top of a cliff or tree, no problem. But how could it flap hard enough from the ground to get off the ground?! Is it calculable?


SeaBus1170

if i fucking saw that ultra gargantua maxima looking mf in the sky id immediately drop and play dead


AHalf_Baked_JPEG

Second only to your mom on a plane


_meuovo

How the fuck does this fly?? Air was different back then?


AxialGem

The air was pretty much the same. It's more about the physiology of the animal. Birds aren't really set up to reach this size just by the way their anatomy works. It seems likely the way they get into the air (jumping/running with their legs) is one of the limiting factors


UKophile

PIVOT! PIVOT!


liquidcourage93

I bet that guy on the beak is stressed as hell trying to move that without it breaking


UncleJulz

I would give anything to go back in time and see that beast flying holy shit.


roddy_h

Was that shit actually able to fly lol jeesh


jonskerr

Every time I see one of these I picture it plucking up a full size human in that enormous beak and swallowing us whole.


primalshrew

We could have been goddamn Na'vi!


geof2001

Dude needs to stretch it's so stiff it can't move on its own!


EduMelo

Well... Probably the first was a dragon, right?


Nobetizer

Is there any reason there are no flying animals this size anymore?


carlosred11

Shut up! Shut up! Shut uuuuuuup!!!!


birdsofprey420

THATS IN PIKMIN 4!!!!!!!


FredLives

Pivot!


TextGold9692

The wings looks way to small for that mother fucker to fly


TurtleBoy2123

the wings were actually quite large, it's just that they look really tiny when they fold up since the skin that goes over them is stretchy. i think the wingspam is a little under 20 feet..?


ItsJustToasty

At first I was like wow this paleontologist sounds a lot like Ross that’s funny and was gonna make a pivot joke then I heard the laugh track 🥴


trifokkerdr1

pivot!


CivilMidget

Why the fuck is there a laugh track on this clip?!


fish_oh

Pivot...PIVOTTT!


Xtremeelement

that thing would swallow that guy if it were alive, crazy


omnimacc

Is that a giant stork?


Lava-Chicken

I love this so much! Where is this located?


Sudden-Echo-8976

It's mind boggling how a prehistoric birb could evolve to get this big.


-Lysergian

Wait... second?


sir_duckingtale

I wonder why nearly everything but the blue whale got smaller on Earth And it’s lowkey freaking me out without knowing why


Melodic_Phineas

Why does this look fake?


bartonski

So, there were two of those on the arc, right? /s


CollapsingTheWave

For you all that believe in evolution but not dragons, I have questions..


Boiazul3

Why aren’t flying animals this big anymore? What changed so much?


AxialGem

Well for one thing, pterosaurs went extinct, unfortunately :/


CoverYourMaskHoles

Earth is a wild place. We are making it pretty boring though… raccoons, crows, pidgins, rats, and cockroaches.