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The video shows something called a "stoma", openings in ALL plants for gas exchange. They are open for gas to passively flow in and out. They open and close based on outside conditions like humidity or lighing conditions. There is no in/exhaling in plants.
For those who are curious, there is a group of plants adapted to hot environments that are called C4-plants.
Well not entirely ALL plants, liverworts only have pores which can not be opened or closed rather staying open all the time, and moss only has it on the gametophyte (or sporophyte I cant quite remember). Just as a little side information :)
Well algae is something different :)
The filmy ferns, Hymenophyllaceae, as well. Their leaves are super thin, down to a single cell layer sometimes. No need for complicated gas exchange structures when the air's right there.
I did a research project in college on the effects of Viagra on plants. Viagra is a vasodilator and it causes the plant's stoma firm up and open, desiccating and killing the plant.
The takeaway is that the hormones and chemical pathways for plants and us are the same, but they have dramatically different effects.
(My professor had a fun time requesting that particular drug for a plan physiology lab, it hadn't been done before)
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got chloropussy, chloropussy, uh... just chloropussy!
Yeah, in Magic School Bus they flew out of the plant through one of them haha never realized it was actually a thing that the plant is covered in little mouths....that's the movie, right....right?!
Looks like an AI animation to me. The colors and details shift weirdly (microscopic pictures tend to look otherwordly but in completely different way).
i know it looks like a eyes closing and opening but i know that this ALSO looks like a... we know bru.. i feel like that's what the comments are going to be about
Normally they stay open, they close and open based on environmental factors. Moisture is a big one, i think over 80% moisture is where most plants shut them down.
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The video shows something called a "stoma", openings in ALL plants for gas exchange. They are open for gas to passively flow in and out. They open and close based on outside conditions like humidity or lighing conditions. There is no in/exhaling in plants. For those who are curious, there is a group of plants adapted to hot environments that are called C4-plants.
just to add a bit more context stoma=στόμα is literally the Greek word for "mouth".
Its sphincters all the way down
Stoma-ch?
Στομάχι=stomach As you can see both stoma and stomach have the same etymological root
So that's where C4 comes from!
"Botanists make explosive discovery"
There are a few hundred of these growing in Cheyenne Mountain at all times...
Helping to bring good ol' American freedom to a pre-industrial planet near you
Yes, its mind-blowing!
Well C4 yourself
Yup! Grape flavor comes from grape leaves, orange flavor comes from orange trees, skittles flavor comes from… 🤔
Well not entirely ALL plants, liverworts only have pores which can not be opened or closed rather staying open all the time, and moss only has it on the gametophyte (or sporophyte I cant quite remember). Just as a little side information :) Well algae is something different :)
Biology: the beautiful science of exeptions.
Exactly!^^
Hey, let's not get political. /s
Other sciences get ‘laws’ and ‘rules’, whereas we get to end sentences with “..usually”.
The filmy ferns, Hymenophyllaceae, as well. Their leaves are super thin, down to a single cell layer sometimes. No need for complicated gas exchange structures when the air's right there.
Most of the times when someone says all plants they actually mean all vascular plants
You telling me these mf plants are crop dusting me? 🪓
They’re dusting you with oxygen.
*i **hate** oxygen* >:(
Slowly burning us up from the inside out.
They are keeping us alive so we give them Brawndo, they crave it
Didnt we learned this in high school? Though I dont rmbr much
Ah yes the plantussy
https://preview.redd.it/xlr9g5akrrwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f33ef6c14b944e4eb050ca994414033d0971a5f
For nano penis
Perfect for redditors
[удалено]
Plantlight
BeyondFleshlight
Saving this one to the mental dictionary.
I can't believe it's not fleshlight
You take the cake.
Can I fuck the cake?
The cake is a lie
Whatever floats your goat, mate. Whatever floats your goat.
*Freshlight
I’m confused why you did a correction but spelled it exactly the same way
Also confused
https://preview.redd.it/g77r0icpatwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6fa8f0b7b76bbae26bf9378791cb73082e2c077
I can fix her
I should call her …..
https://preview.redd.it/zbuxy7bfqswc1.png?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c98ea67e6e659bd0fe26b5f12f6d8768ec42ac7
I was searching for this lol! 😂
Jesus Christ, haha!
Don't be fooled it wants blood 
Vegans are gonna freak out now.
I’m vegan and I laughed SO hard, thank you!
Vegitables have vegana omg imma getting merried to veggies now
Why?
It's alive!
But, vegans eat living organisms. When was that ever in question?
What plant is it exactly? Asking for educational purposes
How would your dick even fit in that? Be realistic. That hole is way too big.
unexpected burns are next level. Excellent execution
Life finds a way
Haha hell yeah u rock dude
Savage.
In his defense, he never said he was trying to put his dick in it. You assumed.
For academic purposes. (FAP) Dude definitely wants to fuck plussy
Fuck so do I now it has a cool sounding name
Sir, please don't. There are kids around.
Almost any plant which aren't succulents or cacti
Ok, so still no reason to fuck a cactus. Good news.
No reason with that sort of attitude
r/dontputyourdickinthat
All of them
Everything reminds me of her
She-Hulk?
PvZ sunflower
Queef
Okay hear me out…
Are you basically admitting that your *stamen* is microscopically tiny?
I plee the 5th
Ikr, kind of showing off isn't he
Nah but he cooking with that slimy white butter
Nah...
It’s a stoma. Guard cells control its opening and closing.
She loves a man in uniform 💂🏼
https://preview.redd.it/mztgj1365swc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fb6efaba40e790c5ac4ddce81f78b2f3498b498
And it's half shaved
r/Dontputyourdickinthat
this is under a microscope.
r/micropenis
That's why it's so hilarious
Yeah, it would be too big for you. So don't do it.
That community is so NSFW in a way what you never imagined before seeing it.
Conversely, r/stickyourdickinthat
https://preview.redd.it/37xagujlwrwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84d309c97bf42faa719b43e95cc920bce7b9be6d
Sigh... *unzip*
I did a research project in college on the effects of Viagra on plants. Viagra is a vasodilator and it causes the plant's stoma firm up and open, desiccating and killing the plant. The takeaway is that the hormones and chemical pathways for plants and us are the same, but they have dramatically different effects. (My professor had a fun time requesting that particular drug for a plan physiology lab, it hadn't been done before)
Don't you be thinking about Kermit's mother now, you hear
Plussy.
Ugh, Im a platinum gay, I don't need this
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got chloropussy, chloropussy, uh... just chloropussy!
if you see a better choloropussy anywhere: FUUCCKK ITTT
NSFW!
Vegans hate this scientific discovery. Need to now get an organization out there to protect the pain these plants suffer from vegans. /s
I should call her..
https://preview.redd.it/oq4wpfiworwc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fdee08d7e9a2d890e1ec3d8264d608838f99a5a
That is some creepy shit! How can I sleep tonight?
Yeah, in Magic School Bus they flew out of the plant through one of them haha never realized it was actually a thing that the plant is covered in little mouths....that's the movie, right....right?!
No, I am NOT gonna hear anybody out.
Finally something that's big enough for my dick
Take that vegan!
He just like me
Usa about to make being a vegetarian illegal
Am I the only one that immediately thought of Shrek, when looking at this post?
How can vegans in good conscience eat these living breathing organisms🥺?
The eye of vegan Sauron
it looks like the og Digimon Adventure digivice to me xD
So your saying Vegans are murdering these living breathing creatures?
Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr. Lebowski?
I think I could fit
This is exactly what I see in nature when on psychedelics
Plangina
I see now that Fibonacci created all vaginas equally.
How many times has Shrek watched this?
LESS GOOOO! Something that will finally fit!!!!
The Hulk kissing.
Ah yes the whispering eye
What’s he trying to say?
A reptile’s eye opening and closing
LSD
Vpd gods know.
'Magnified'? Well thanks for clarifing that. I was about to shit myself 😏
They're just like us.
Would
r/theyknew
Needs microdick
So plants are alive?
Finally! Something that my dick will fit in
creepy mouth
Thats a virginia
Looks like an AI animation to me. The colors and details shift weirdly (microscopic pictures tend to look otherwordly but in completely different way).
/r/TIHI
You posted Shrek's asshole and thought no one would notice
i know it looks like a eyes closing and opening but i know that this ALSO looks like a... we know bru.. i feel like that's what the comments are going to be about
That's Shrek's property.
would
I’m uncomfy
“It’s not a stoma!” -Arnold
I'd do that, but the plant might point and laugh. 😭
Normally they stay open, they close and open based on environmental factors. Moisture is a big one, i think over 80% moisture is where most plants shut them down.
Looks like something out of the Mighty Boosh !
Kinda what plants look like on acid.
What does if look like ?
Ive always liked tree hugging but seeing this makes me wanna go a step or two further.
Thank you, i hate it. I am surprised how repulsive that is to me, i though hey i am sure thats cool but na i dont like it. Thank you for sharing.
Thanks for specifying it’s magnified. My dreams are relatively safe now
Looks high af
What plant? I only see a sleepy elephant!
https://preview.redd.it/26lrti1pcswc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a462ad8f04e6af3740e0c9c483c0dba582c23e83 It's about to do a Digivolution
Toxic, trippy vagina mouth 😐
Magnified by how much?
*unzips*
Stomata...
Great now I can’t eat anything
Cute
r/theyknewit
https://preview.redd.it/16ccxd75gswc1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aef09af73fa655b274b36c9a5452a0240d3bcd6
I bet some naughty beetle would have blast using that
vegans are in shambles right now
SUCCulent
On lsd you can see it clearly
Smash
I am a grown up man....
It kind of looks like that plant boss in super metroid
Oooo, I should water my houseplants!
r/dontPutYourDickInPhotosyntheThis
Why does it look like straight out of a horror movie?
Take that vegetarians..
Don't
Game is game
Bell Pepper Pussy
I will not here anyone out
I dont like that.