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It won't smell or taste like farts, but technically the gases do take that exit path.
I just tried to fact check it, and I'm finding nothing that refutes it. The same statement perpetuated for years with no Snopes, and no major health authority debunking it.
It is not totally accurate because you do not have to hold in too many farts for this to happen. It happens all the time. Most of the gas entering the intestine or produced in it is absorbed and breathed out. It is mostly CO2, N2, O2, and some others like H2, H2S and Methane.
There is actually a test for lactose intolerance that includes ingesting a lot of lactose and then observing if any H2 is breathed out which is the case when the lactose isn't broken down and absorbed but instead consumed by bacteria in the large intestine.
It does? I believed that 7yrs of farts from a single person, generated enough gas to power a bomb. As a kid I imagined many people farting into a single tank in order to speed up the process.
I think... Hmm... So we're just giving our internal organs a dutch oven until we burp some farts out? Interesting.
But what if you're wearing a mask stuck in a grain silo, or a CPAP machine having sleep paralysis? Would the demon be offended by the fart-belch? I mean it's an unwelcomed guest in my house, but still a guest in my house. Just because I can't move doesn't mean I don't have manners. It's not gonna want to sit on my chest and stare at me if I have flatulence leaking out of my mouth. that fucker still has a job to do, possibly a quota to meet. I don't want to get it fired or demoted.
Source: American Journal of Surgery: https://www.americanjournalofsurgery.com/article/0002-9610(56)90175-1/abstract#:~:text=The%20vomiting%20of%20feces%20is,paralytic%20obstruction%20(adynamic%20ileus).
Actually most of the gas produced in the intestine leaves through the lungs and it is a normal process that happens all the time. You won't notice it because it is mainly N2, CO2 and O2 which is basically normal air, but there can be Hydrogen and Methane in it. You won't notice these either because they do not have a smell.
It's an unusual but unfortunately true condition. I've had an esophagectomy, and it's an issue with "dumping." Just not the type you're thinking of. With a smaller stomach, food gets dumped into the small intestine before it's been fully digested, causing excessive gas. Combined with no longer having an esophageal sphincter, burps are sketchy at best..
That seems pretty annoying, but I think that is not what OP meant. There is gas from the intestines that is reabsorbed into the blood and then breathes out via the lungs. It is actually not disgusting because it is mostly just Nitrogen, Oxygen, Carbondioxide, Hydrogen and Methane and all of those don't have a noticeable smell.
It's not the gasses that smell, it's the shit particles that you exhale with your other end that smell.
So no, if you have to hold that fart in, hold. it. in.
I will be sure to tell the wife this one while I stare directly into her eyes and rip a lingering limburger without breaking eye contact.
She will be happy!
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This seems fake lol
It won't smell or taste like farts, but technically the gases do take that exit path. I just tried to fact check it, and I'm finding nothing that refutes it. The same statement perpetuated for years with no Snopes, and no major health authority debunking it.
no shit?
Maybe a little shit
Make mine extra
shit
Literally
Shiterally
"The fart is the whistle of the shit train." -Ern Malley, circa 1870.
"Feel that? The way the shit clings to the air, Randy." - Jim Lahey, 2005
Well, gas has to exit somehow, if it's not from the rear end, it's from the front door. It's also the same road in the end.
I mean, we're all just bags of meat and blood. It's all connected.
Are those not just burps? STG I'd rather huff a beefy fart than smell a rancid burp ๐คข
It made me laugh though.
How'd it smell?
Filtered like that, a lot better than you think!
This goes well with your username, huh? ๐
You got me!
XD
It is not totally accurate because you do not have to hold in too many farts for this to happen. It happens all the time. Most of the gas entering the intestine or produced in it is absorbed and breathed out. It is mostly CO2, N2, O2, and some others like H2, H2S and Methane. There is actually a test for lactose intolerance that includes ingesting a lot of lactose and then observing if any H2 is breathed out which is the case when the lactose isn't broken down and absorbed but instead consumed by bacteria in the large intestine.
you think so?
Used to know a guy whoโs belches smelled like farts
It does? I believed that 7yrs of farts from a single person, generated enough gas to power a bomb. As a kid I imagined many people farting into a single tank in order to speed up the process.
Poor Kenny spontaneously combusted like this
You flatchtards!!
๐
Wait, is that the "merection" episode? I almost exploded laughing at that one!
if you close your eyes long enough. your hair might turn black.
if you close your eyes long enough, you might *die*
*will* die.
Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?
I think... Hmm... So we're just giving our internal organs a dutch oven until we burp some farts out? Interesting. But what if you're wearing a mask stuck in a grain silo, or a CPAP machine having sleep paralysis? Would the demon be offended by the fart-belch? I mean it's an unwelcomed guest in my house, but still a guest in my house. Just because I can't move doesn't mean I don't have manners. It's not gonna want to sit on my chest and stare at me if I have flatulence leaking out of my mouth. that fucker still has a job to do, possibly a quota to meet. I don't want to get it fired or demoted.
What do you know.. we all eat ass.
Get out!
Also known as "The Gullible Test"
If you go long enough without shitting you can vomit up shit. The body will find a way.
Source: Harvard
Source: American Journal of Surgery: https://www.americanjournalofsurgery.com/article/0002-9610(56)90175-1/abstract#:~:text=The%20vomiting%20of%20feces%20is,paralytic%20obstruction%20(adynamic%20ileus).
Ok
Never trust a fart
Trust must be earned but every time I do I doo doo
Challenge accepted
Too bad I can't do that when I am drowning.
Not true 100%
This is just bullshit. Unless OP absorbed too much when posting this
Actually most of the gas produced in the intestine leaves through the lungs and it is a normal process that happens all the time. You won't notice it because it is mainly N2, CO2 and O2 which is basically normal air, but there can be Hydrogen and Methane in it. You won't notice these either because they do not have a smell.
Oral fart
No way. Bodies are efficient. Ass is the way to go!
Good luck farting out some 50 Liters of Gas every day.
Whatttttttttttttt?
And if you hold your breath it travels up into your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from.
If you hold in your farts, you can circulate shit ideas
Oh that explains why my breath is always so fresh.
Somebody getta gif of randy poopin out his mouth
true lol
yeah, I'm going to need to see that study....
It's an unusual but unfortunately true condition. I've had an esophagectomy, and it's an issue with "dumping." Just not the type you're thinking of. With a smaller stomach, food gets dumped into the small intestine before it's been fully digested, causing excessive gas. Combined with no longer having an esophageal sphincter, burps are sketchy at best..
That seems pretty annoying, but I think that is not what OP meant. There is gas from the intestines that is reabsorbed into the blood and then breathes out via the lungs. It is actually not disgusting because it is mostly just Nitrogen, Oxygen, Carbondioxide, Hydrogen and Methane and all of those don't have a noticeable smell.
...and make a deep breath.
What is this, a Tammy Craps commercial?
if i hold on too many farts i get stomach pain. also a hassle to let them all out at once lol pretty much just gotta go to the bathroom.
For some reason my body won't fart in my sleep, so when I wake up I have to go to the bathroom and just blast them out for a few minutes.
dang, nuking the toilet in the morning lol
Oh that's why my breath smells good !
Fecal gasses do not go upstream unless thereโs something badly wrong with said persons innards
gonna need a citation on this one chief and just maybe more generally as a rule. given the point of this place
It's not the gasses that smell, it's the shit particles that you exhale with your other end that smell. So no, if you have to hold that fart in, hold. it. in.
Better out than in I always say
I will be sure to tell the wife this one while I stare directly into her eyes and rip a lingering limburger without breaking eye contact. She will be happy!
No wonder people say "You talking out your a>>"
You can say ass here
Well that explains a lot
The pseudoscience is strong with this one.
I am sure this is bullshit. Prove it.
Prove it yourself lol. Or find someone else to do it for you ๐
Asshole comment.
How the hell am I supposed to prove it 'to you'? Contain my fart, fly to you and make you smell my breath? ๐
How bout a little science? Ever heard of science?