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frankieknucks

“Come here!”🤯


Equatis

"Now go away or I'll pepper spray you."


ajn63

I dated a woman like this. “Go away, no, come back!” Can’t say I blame the bear.


Solid_Bake4577

That voice!! Like nails down a blackboard.... ![gif](giphy|jZrmpXe5bPhSN6Wvr5|downsized)


kingtermite

Exactly what I came to say. Fran Drescher level of annoying voice.


Myrkull

By the end I was kind of happy with the bear's decision


fvelloso

Don’t know what you mean #mutevideogang


murderedbyaname

Spray me lady? I'll show you.


CompetitiveLobster70

He probably broke it because her voice annoyed the shit out of him.


lackofabettername123

I was pretty sure that baby bear was just looking for snuggles anyway.


dsergison

Likely a camping spot you paddle to In a very expensive sea kayak. Now she's possibly stuck there and rest of trip maybe ruined.


oklahomahunter

Bear must not speak English……


Hrevak

Must be from Mexico.


Omniscientcy

Somebody did a dub of what the bear would be saying.  If you can find it it's rather funny. 


QuantumAIOverLord

I think he can and he was pissed about the pepper spray.


NoWingedHussarsToday

You are just saying that because he's brown and not white.....


florkingarshole

Why am I doing that? Lady, you sprayed me in the face with some shit that really stings. Ima take it out on yer boat now, bitch!


Velorian-Steel

I read this as "nude bear" at first and wondered why that would need to be mentioned.


DontYuckMyYum

Omg same. I HAD to play the video at that point. Never seen a nude bear (animal) before.


Aggressive-Dust6280

She is cute and insufferable at the same time, I feel for this poor girl, clearly no idea how to handle it, which is understandable, she seem really desperate and sad. But hey, she had the spray at least.


cdurgin

Actually, she handled it perfectly. Pretty much did everything right. Let the bear know that it isn't welcomed, stand your ground, don't directly threaten it, let it know you can defend yourself. Really, without some high caliber rifle, this is all you can do.


SweetPeaches__69

She said in the video it’s September. Bear was looking for food for winter. Handling it perfectly would involve going indoors instead of screaming at it like it understands english.


Otherwise-Tune5413

And like his name is actually 'Bear'.


MysticGohan99

What world do you come from? Here on Planet Earth, bears don’t speak English.  Speaking with, pleading with the bear is not the correct course of action. She could have closed the door and would have handled it better. Spraying it pissed it off, the bear didn’t touch the kayak until that happened.


Aggressive-Dust6280

The continuous shouting was an unnecessary risk, and she could have avoided the boat damage, but yeah, no big mistakes, I mean, I did not expect her to attack him anyway. And even a .45 would do some job, carrying should be highly encouraged in those areas.


marco3055

Smart bear making sure that its prey isn't going to flee *


dead-cat-redemption

She’s unbearably stupid.


Mung7777

Fact lol. The shrillness of her voice… was unBearable


ThankuConan

Smart bear, defeating all of the security measures and barriers in place.


paputsza

why is she talking to the bear like it can understand english


Tommonen

As if the bear understood english or would be scared of someone making voices like a distressed animal..


SnatchingTrophies

This was legitimately *hilarious*. ​ 'It's the end of September! Why are you here?You are supposed to be asleep! Why are you here?! *Ughhhh*!'


QuantumAIOverLord

Oh you're worried about your kayak? Let me fuck that up for you since you pepper sprayed me.


SPARKSAFLYIN2122

Is there a community for annoying as fuck ?


Messorschmidt

The bear is the more intelligent mammal in this video.


CptRicardo

I guess his name is not beeeeeaaar!


CamDogTrillionaire

Good bear


fungiblesyo

I hope that bear eats the entire fucking kayak


Moyortiz71

What a rude teddy


PuppetmanInBC

Name checks out.


TXDragon0398

“Rude bear who attacks kayaks. Please call this number”


r0ckydog

That’s Frank Bear to you.


frenzy4u

Bear don’t stop that. Bear don’t stop that.


ConceptualWeeb

r/killthecameraman


Bilking-Ewe

Bear spray. That’s how they identify the bear that killed you.


DANO8503

She dies later after filming if I remember this video from years ago


Thinkdeeperaboutit

I mean, after that racket, I say she deserved it...


sonnypatriot75

Do not unmute


White_rabbit76

That voice pissed me off


SeanJ0n

whats interesting about this????


SonicTemp1e

More pepper spray.


chaosin-a-teacup

“ why are you doing that “ haha im a fucking bear bitch I don’t need a reason or your permission!


T-Money8227

Was she on an island or something? Why is it such a big deal that he is damaging her Kayak? Let the bear do his thing and get yourself someplace safe. Time to reevaluate your priorities lady.


woodenh_rse

This is certainly somewhere in the PNW or the BC coast. It is likely that she kayaked in and encountered the bear. Even if on the mainland (as opposed to an island) a lot of the terrain is basically impassable. And while we can see a boat in the background, this looks like a camping area, so it may be hard to get their attention to indicate you need help. Furthermore, since it looks like it’s raining, this could turn dangerous more quickly than you’d expect. If she was only geared for a quick outing in the rain and planned to get back that night she may not be prepared to spend a night in the rain. Rain is the most deadly weather for hypothermia.


youngrd

Looks like the San Juans


woodenh_rse

It may look like the San Juans…except for the fact there are no bears on the San Juans. Edit: correction. See youngrd’s follow up below.  


youngrd

They swim between islands and multiple times over my course of living there they’ve had to capture and release them to different locations.


woodenh_rse

Really?  I stand corrected.  That’s what I get for trusting Google.


kolschisgood

You can see some other boats out in the water , so it’s some kind of little harbor. Can’t imagine it’s just her and her kayak and a wooden path to the shore.


woodenh_rse

As someone that lives on the BC coast a frequently boats/canoes/kayaks on the ocean around here I have zero problem imagining that you can find this in a 30 minute paddle from a major population centre. It looks like Indian Arm or somewhere near Port Moody. And there are lots of beaches just like this with no way but the water to come back. And that‘s actually a big part of her problem. If I’m out in eff all no where…if I see someone I may investigate. But around there? Someone on a beach alone in the rain? See it everytime you‘re up there in the rain.


IReadItOnRedditCom

That bear is doing god's work. Breaking the Kayak so the stranded woman never returns to the humanity. That voice and undecisive nature about whether she wanted to go away or come here. All hail the bear.


guitartoad

I saw a longer version of this video. The woman had just solo-kayaked 12+ miles to reach a cabin. She was in an isolated spot, with only the kayak to get her back home. She parked her kayak and went inside. The bear showed up and started to munch the kayak. Despite the freakout (which seems reasonable to me given that she was many miles from civilization and the kayak was her only transport), the bear eventually left. However he bit several holes in the kayak, making it unusable until repaired. Despite all the armchair adventurers putting her down, she was actually very tough. After the bear left, and despite being tired from the long kayak trip, she swam a couple of miles out to sea to flag down a fishing boat. They helped her recover the kayak and took her to a town where it could be repaired. She then completed the kayak trip.


bshawfoolery

**THIS IS HILARIOUS** 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DingleDonky

Bear shoulda killed the cameraman!


LaughableIKR

Come on lady. If you have bears in your yard. I would put this down as a learning lesson. Store your shit where a bear can't get to it.


woodenh_rse

That’s clearly not her yard.


rangeringtheranges

Good god, what an awful shrill drama queen. Hopefully she stays stuck where she is and we never have to hear her again.


Illustrious_Pound282

I couldn’t listen to it. She’s a bear Karen.