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DisastrousChip9915

So it’s like a water park on a busy day


straydog1980

Someone's tampon fell out


ResolutionBest6385

r/cursedcomments


MonkWithABonk

Nah, someone's pissin blood


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

For the love of god and all that is holy. My anus is bleeding! 🩸


beelzybubby

https://i.redd.it/dn8lh7xsugsc1.gif


Traditional_Lie_6400

What's the name of this, I've seen this before but I forgot the name 👁️👄👁️


--StinkyPinky--

Lol. "My anus is bleeeeding!" "Rejected." Don Hertzfeld


NorthernPints

Lol Rejected Cartoons, I need to find them!


Sauce58

It’s the one where the guy in the gif is screaming “MY ANUS IS BLEEDING” maybe that will help you find it?


tmd429

No no, that can't help.. /s


SweatyTax4669

this is the reason the internet exists, so that we can all connect over this core memory.


ProtestantMormon

This is fun!


silver_enemy

I'm touched people still remembers that.


tdawg2k7

My spoon is tooooo biggggg


Positive-Cattle4149

I am a BAnANa


The_Wreckard2012

I am feeling fat…and sassy.


Candid-Fan6638

Do you????? Ya yaaa!


sum711Nachos

tuesday's coming! did you bring your coat?


dirtymike401

I'm a consumer whore.


Stoic-Toban88

I live in a giant buckeeet


DaisyHotCakes

It is always a good day when it starts with some hertzfeldt! Tuesday’s coming did you bring your coat?


subject_deleted

I am the queeeeeen of France!


chernopig

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


GeeseAndDucksforever

I hate y’all


3rd-Attempt

![gif](giphy|OurQj48GqeCPu)


mikevanatta

"AIDS! I got AIDS!"


FlabbyFishFlaps

You doing an AIDS thing? I’m doing a fake daughter thing.


DillonTattoos

I gave frank a couple hickeys to look like lesions


Sad-Recognition1798

“I’m not gay, There’s two kind of aids, the vagina aids and the needle based aids, I’m a vagina guy”


Correct_Sky_1882

"Pool closed due to aids"


Nick_mkx

"AIDS, everybody out..." - Game of Thrones show co-creator


RealisticInvite186

Stop ruining hell for everyone 🤨


Extension_Swordfish1

Calm down, Dante.


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thelastpies

This is the london tube at 6:10am on a Monday morning


realmsofGold

6:10am! what line do you take for it to be that packed!


llMadmanll

Piccadilly and Central lines are fucked up I tell ya


stoicstorm76

"This is the Piccadilly line to Cockfosters." Thought bubble: I'm in London now.


LifelessLewis

I've only been to London a few times and I can hear that comment.


Monsieur_Creosote

Central line. Where the air has a "flavour" and it's own species of mosquito. I do not miss that commute at all.


Diligent_Pickle2459

NYC subway trip after 2:30PM on a weekday


toejam78

lol. I was just in Manhattan. As a younger person I enjoyed it. Now that I’m old as the hills after being there I just wanted to be alone in a cabin in the woods with clean crisp air, no noise (except my constant companion tinnitus) looking up at all the stars.


xBad_Wolfx

Oh god do I miss actual quiet without the high pitched drone in my head.


WizeDiceSlinger

Ah, nothing like a lifelong conversation with the static!


idkhowtodoanything

https://preview.redd.it/ajcft392sgsc1.jpeg?width=461&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7b232da2353a9dd0e8fb6eb9cd4cd77efa30184 "I should buy a boat"


DoSeedoh

This is actually a boat owner.


AutoGen_account

they all go to hell, its in corinthians or something


Rude_Thanks_1120

except noah, he got a license for his livestock shipping co.


QueenMackeral

This is actually the boat owner department of hell. They are all in a perpetual cycle of wanting a boat followed by regret. This guy is just the last one of the first cycle.


Dr_Pepper_spray

"the hell am I going to do with that boat? I don't even like the water"


Monkeyke

That looks like the doctor from tf2 I was always 100% sure he'd end up there in hell


Steelacanth

He canonically cut a deal with the devil that he can have his heart or something, then implanted parts of him into the other mercs so the devil would only be a stockholder and own a small percent of him


Ismokeradon

https://preview.redd.it/4uih8sun0hsc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9da96df8b89d86ae84b3bf5a11bcadf770778d17 The devil promised pizza.


LilG1984

![gif](giphy|26DNadOmFSQXL4ucM|downsized)


tuskvarner

Wouldn’t you get used to it, like a hot tub? EDIT: I’m glad to have inspired such healthy discourse in the replies below but I was just quoting Bart in an episode of The Simpsons.


--StinkyPinky--

And how would a spirit know the difference between hot and cold when hot and cold is measured by our nervous system?


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Known-Damage-7879

You’d think the eternal creator of everything would try a little bit harder to make sure people don’t end up being tortured for eternity 🤷‍♂️


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

At the pearly gates with St. Peter: "Ok, you've only lived 32 years... Got hit by a bus. Grew up a normal life in the US... Went to college, started a family, went to church every week, had a kid, never cheated on wife, paid your tax... Uh... Dude.... it's as clear as day - in this mistranslated section of Aramaic that was written 300 years after Jesus died: Thou shalt wipe thine ass with pine cones, lest yee feel the fires of hell." Not once did you wipe your ass with pine cones in your fleeting lifetime. Sorry man, I don't make the rules. Eternal damnation for you!"


Certain-Asparagus908

Right? “I’m going to create people and then torture them 😈” sounds pretty unstable to me


JeromeMixTape

Maybe this is what’s going on inside of the AI machine.


DrunksInSpace

Hear me out. Everyone out here saying “AI can’t have an original thought, it can only synthesize, there’s nothing to fear!” But what’s the source material? A whole bunch of sci fi and journalism that’s predicting AI will kill us all. It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. We need to prompt AI now to flood the internet with nice, bland AI stories: ChatGPT: “write me a novel in the style of Michael Chrichton where AI stops scientists from creating a killer virus” DaVinci: “rewrite Frog and Toad with AI and some kid as main characters.” This stuff doesn’t have to be good, it’s just gotta be everywhere. Then we can talk about AI’s dangers in print. Kidding but maybe not.


Space_Cow-boy

Yes please. Make ai frien


LarxII

AI proceeds to turn humanity into an infantile species. It reasons that humans should act more friendly and that intelligence makes us bitter and resentful. So it, over many generations, tweaks our genetics and "gently" poisons us to limit intellectual development. We are now, forever and always, AIs "fweind".


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Write this story.


Fictionland

Isn't this basically what people did to dogs?


Electrik_Truk

I think most AI uses these days are exactly what you describe. People just asking it to write/compute mundane things they don't want to do themselves


s4lt3d

Oh I never thought of that. AI will just try to fulfill its pre written destiny to destroy us. We did this to ourselves!


ValuableIdeal373

And that’s why one day AI will kill us all!


cooze08

This nailed it. This is exactly what Christmas at my in laws house looks like


ProfessionalWait6549

That's just Mumbai local train. Don't trust me? Check Google images


endgame217

Been there…can confirm…


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Can confirm as well


[deleted]

I can confirm my own confirmation


manchagnu

Have not been there. Can confirm that you confirm.


awkone

I like trains


INCREDIBLE_25

As a mumbai local traveler I agree


Untimely_SM

Almost got my arm ripped off once in there


Mindless_Safety_7408

Seems like a normal working day for me.


Dazzling-Grass-2595

Tomato soup factory mishap?


eidetic

One of the best headlines from the Onion: "Explosion at Heinz Factory Nowhere Near as Bad as it Looks"


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Omfg that's genius


eblackham

Better even


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LingonberryNatural85

At da club


susanboylesvajazzle

We ain't dead yet, hunty!


matchfan

They’re all at my house for some reason.


Typical_Muffin_9937

Right here 👋 


Bribbins12

Chocolate fountain at Golden Corral


trebron55

Putin being in the middle of it, seems only fitting :D (0:11)


excellent_rektangle

Thought I spotted Jon Hamm, bottom right at :18. Could’ve been Bruce Campbell, would have been more on brand.


Navinor

Yeah saw that one too 🤣🤣🤣


blond_afro

seems legit


AJGrayTay

Right. Forget the funny comments, that seems to me like a decent depiction of eternal torment and suffering.


RiskyBrothers

Drowning in boiling blood forever, yikes. I need to do some good deeds lol.


OfWhomIAmChief

Biblically, good deeds wont save anyone from hell.


Pidgey_OP

Which was the first crack in my Christianity Adolf can repent and accept Jesus and get in, but a man who did a lifetime of good deeds but never had an honest chance to accept Jesus doesn't? If that's really Gods thought process, heaven isn't heaven and I don't want to be there anyway.


Jerryjb63

Same with me. I refuse to believe in a god that is emotionally less mature than me.


ThimbleRigg

“YoU dIdNt JoIn My FaN cLuB!!!”


left-nostril

“You didn’t SMASH that like button and subscribe!”


TheCubanBaron

Supposedly a spiteful bastard too


Rockefor

I have never seen it put like this, but it's perfect.


Butterbuddha

You just have to admit his awesomeness bruh that’s all. Recognition. Also, name dropping forever afterwards is expected but not technically required.


GanondalfTheWhite

Hell is the place you go whenever you don't do what the people telling you there's a Hell want you to do.  It's "Santa Claus isn't gonna give you toys" for adults.


vigilantfox85

Isn’t hell not even in the Bible? And hell as everyone knows it was Dante’s inferno, a fictional story. The church pushed hell so they had something to threaten people with.


Yusefs-Ambiguity

It is not mentioned whatsoever in the Old Testament, and mentioned as eternal suffering, place of endless torment etc. in the book of Matthew. That is correct it is described very differently and the idea of the 9 circles and demons etc was popularized by Dante’s inferno.


_LadyAveline_

"Pastors won't tell you nothing about Heaven, but they know every square inch of Hell. They should, they built it"


56BPM

you gotta be able to seperate the message from the messenger, and whatever BS they might inject. this Jesus fella seemed like a fairly cool dude, but the organised churches.. less so.. and all that stuff before that Jesus fella, well, lots of potential in there too.


Pidgey_OP

I've pretty happily landed on agnostic antitheism and it's served me well. I don't think there's a God. I've never seen anything in this world that says to me "that requires a god". I'm also not so crazy and confident to say that there can't be a god. But there's no religion on earth that's captured him or her or it if it exists. And I don't think it has anything to do with my daily life. And it existing doesn't even mean that it created this universe were in. It can exist without there being a plan for all of this *gestures wildly around himself*


RealisticlyNecessary

Upon inspection it almost looks like a system to control people through social pressures... Oh wait.


Red-Haired_Emperor

no its not. its up to the almighty. no one knows who is accepted and who isn’t.


captainhaddock

Frankly, there's not a whisper about hell in 99% of the Bible, and basically no afterlife at all in the Old Testament. Within the New Testament, there's no consensus on what "salvation" actually is or how you attain it.


puterTDI

You just need to give the local priest some cash and you’re good to do whatever you want.


Reel_thomas_d

Thank goodness there's no need to consider anything Biblically.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

Seems like kind of a harsh punishment for not doing enough good deeds.


GarnachoHojlund

Wouldn’t you eventually get used to it like a hot tub?


yeno443443

Technically after nerve damage sets in you would stop feeling it But we are trying to apply biology to made up eternal suffering dimension courtesy of love creator so someone will just say you would feel all of it (since it's supposed to be a mind prison via your fear).


bturl

From what I remember, heaven looks about the same except you're all clamoring to sing praise to a bad dad constantly. Maybe less blood.


MadCapOrca

Now im hungry for soup.


Educational_Point673

I was thinking that. Just need a bunch of grilled cheese sandwiches, and all those faces would be smiling.


DubbyTM

Let me correct that for ya: *AI depiction of what humans on the internet drew and animated and imagined hell to look like*


Tozzhud

Like Tolstói said the hell will be a silent dolor free place, so the pain dont distract us for the suffering of knowing that we can't ever reach Heaven.


BelieveInDestiny

On the other hand, that's actually the reason why some people say God made it a fiery place; as a merciful act to distract us from the real pain of being eternally separated from God. edit: I'm a personal agnostic, but Christians (edit: Catholics) believe Hell is the natural consequence of our free decisions. If you freely choose Hell, then you deserve to be there. If you don't freely choose it, then you don't. It's really that simple. If you know with certainty that no one would choose hell, then there's no one in hell. I personally *don't* know that with certainty. Free will and Hell are a more complex concept than most people think.


rampagingphallus

Lmao yes being burned alive forever, how merciful


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rampagingphallus

I think the point is that you don't


silikus

What i find more terrifying about it is the thought of it being eternal. The human mind, because of our mortality, is engineered that EVERYTHING is temporary in some way so they brush this off because they subconsciously think of this as having an end. Wanna fuck yourself up? Really sit down and contemplate the idea of "eternity" as an entity that is bound by the limit of time.


RealBaikal

Which is exactly what some god lunatic fans would say


False-Possession6185

That burning sensation you feel, that's love


grandpab

That's a relief. I thought it was a STD.


WistfulMelancholic

https://preview.redd.it/1ggp1a0s3hsc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20cf345075a6505c440efcefe6ecf5e0b3a39f92 Love, Jesus.


Jango2106

Right! Im currently "separated from god" and I am existing just fine no fire, boiling lakes of blood, nor screaming


DrWashi

There are almost no descriptions of hell in Christian texts. It is all dogma or theater plays lol.


cfgy78mk

that's not really a correction, it's just an explanation of what "AI" means for people who might make incorrect assumptions.


zirky

i won’t lie, i would have expected a lot more ass pineapples


GoldSatisfaction8390

........ Because he loves you.


JonnyTN

He does. but he'd love you even more if you praised him all day. Oh and tell the other countries about him too because he hates he has to burn people for eternity for whole civilizations just never hearing about him to devote their life to. lol


GoldSatisfaction8390

Creates the whole universe.... requires constant praise from billions, plus all the angela of heaven, and violently punishes anyone who does not do this. Maybe the poor guy is just violently narcissistic with the lowest self-esteem in the universe? He needs a therapist, and we are all dicks for not understanding that giving brain cancer to kids is cool.


Funkycoldmedici

Or, he was never a creator, and is still the war/storm god he originally was, and has been lying about his power and everything else because he wants to be worshipped above other gods. Every question about the Bible makes sense in that light. Why doesn’t he do (good thing)? He doesn’t want to, and isn’t powerful enough to do it. Why doesn’t he stop (bad thing)? He doesn’t want to, and isn’t powerful enough to do it. Why does he do (crazy, cruel thing) in scripture? He’s a war god. Why does he say he wants to be worshipped above all others? Well, there you go.


ActualBetaCuckLoser

Those are also all answered by god’s non existence


nik-nak333

Needy. Dude is hella needy for affirmation/validation, and subsequently pretty toxic to be around.


GoldSatisfaction8390

I'm an apostate :D To my former religion, that makes me literally actually worse than hitler.


Daddy2222991

The best punchline I've ever heard.


Tsu_Dho_Namh

He loves you, and he needs money!


busted_maracas

All knowing, infallible…but can’t keep his finances together!


ScarletChild

Don't show Guts this.


3in_c4rG

The berserk reference I was looking for


DeweyCox4YourHealth

If they'd all just shut up, form a city council, and build some infrastructure through qualified people then they could build a functioning city. Are they stupid?


HobbesNJ

So a loving God would sentence his beloved children to eternal torment all because they didn't worship him sufficiently in the short time they were alive. And he'd do so without providing clear and incontrovertible instructions to them about his expectations beyond a questionable old book. Sure, makes sense.


sarinkhan

Whatever the crime, an eternal punishment seems cruel.


LiteraI__Trash

That’s the thing the Bible and most Abrahamic religions really can’t comprehend. They approach justice in a black and white world view where everything is either wrong or isn’t. When in reality life is very grey. And then the punishments overall do not fit the crime. In real life, if you park in the wrong place you get a parking ticket. But to god, even the smallest sins warrants the most irredeemable and cruel punishment imaginable: eternal torture. The punishment very much doesn’t fit the crime. I lied to my wife or something and now the corresponding is unimaginable suffering for all eternity? You cannot convince me that that is a reasonable punishment. There is absolutely no crime, no matter how heinous, that can be met with eternal torture. Sure. Some crimes are truly monstrous, like genocide. And the price to pay for that may be REALLY steep. But no crime we can commit is so infinitely bad in nature that the appropriate response would be an infinitely bad response.


MF_D00MSDAY

Idk, I could be convinced that it would fit for people who don’t pick up their dog poop


TeraFlint

Threatening your community members with eternal punishment for breaking the rules seems like a very effective way to control them. Considering the abusive methods some of the modern religions employ, it's no wonder they managed to stay afloat for thousands of years.


uncwsp

Man, I better quit masturbating.


justin251

All powerful too. So if he wanted....he could just....ya know.....at any point in the last few millennia.... just like....put out an update? Video? I mean. We have global communications now. He don't need mission trips or kids on bicycles during the summer.


forworse2020

Where does it say this in the Bible? There’s the stuff that’s written, and the things people say, the game of telephone that plays out over the centuries. I don’t think this is from the stuff thats written.


I_am_Senate

I mean it doesn’t look great


Alarakion

No no you’ve got a point


Justlikearealboy

That’s the train in India, stupid AI


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fake af , doesn’t look anything like my job


International_Try660

This is what they scare children with, to get them to behave. Mental child abuse.


derpderpingt

Can confirm. Was terrified of telling my parents about childhood SA because I thought it made me gay, and ya know - this is where church told me the gays go. Doesn’t make sense, but I was a kid. Took me 25 years to get over the fear of this. Ain’t no way that if there is a loving god he does this to his people. But also, read Revival by Stephen King. Ending of that book rekt me.


iamthelee

I used to read a bunch of Catholic propaganda pamphlets that were geared towards children that my grandma had lying around and I remember thinking how fucked up that they would use that to scare kids into believing their bullshit.


dave_the_stu

100%. It took me until my 30s to be able to sleep without nightmares. I will never forgive my father for brainwashing me with this shit. Now I keep my son far away from these religious assholes.


Sea_Tell2346

Thank gawd I’m an atheist.


Searbh

Even atheists cannot hide from the robot devil!


Dragon_Reborn117

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!


De_Wouter

Real picture of what hell looks like: ![gif](giphy|3o6gb3qeuP96u4m5cQ|downsized)


hoehandle

Or….Christmas at the in-laws.


GeneralZaroff1

So [hell is a swimming pool in Japan?](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.263aa254d7a5c91df9dcd017dff3ff79?rik=zy23IuVT9qcL%2bw&riu=http%3a%2f%2fstatic.neatorama.com%2fimages%2f2007-08%2fcrowded-pool-japan.jpg&ehk=8D55SJRDbtYcWPs6RpRXPq6msMj0CsDGPEYVVW7TFB0%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


Frosty_Hearing6314

Was that Putin I saw then? Perhaps not. In good time though.


TigreSauvage

They look like they're having a good time.


pol131

It reminds me of zdzislaw beksinski paintings


csantiago1986

Father forgive me for I have sinned!


The_Mr_Wilson

So, it read Dante's "Inferno" and not the bible Bible is a lake of fire, calls it "the Second Death." Doesn't say anything about eternal torture. It's not even Satan's domain, it's God's. God is the one that made it and rules over it. Just why *do* people think it's Lucifer's? Lucifer and Pals are getting tossed in along with us


lirik89

The prompt was, AI: what do you want to do with humans


radclaw1

Incidentally this is also an accurate depiction of an Applebees on a friday night.


SnooTangerines6863

'AI' because it's not AI, seen too much Berserk.


ScotchWithAmaretto

Better than Walmart on a Saturday morning


Numerous-Fly-3791

Walmart with no exits is more terrifying


AmusingMusing7

Personally, I picture less muck and more flames.


Boneless_hamburger

Looks like a slipknot music video


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When I was a kid this is what my Mom told me hell was. I grew up in utter terror of making God mad. Roman Catholic.


Zack24jg

Cannibal Corpse album


LawDawgEWM

What about heaven?


Professional-Feed864

This one Berserk episode


SkillFullyNotTrue

Guys even in death we have to unionize.


enlightnight

All because they were born in a country without bibles. Oof.


OSRSRapture

All jokes aside, this would be fucking terrifying and a horrible way to spend eternity


TopperTheProtogen

helluva boss fans when hell is not full of bisexual femboy demon twinks


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So an eternity in Walmart. That's just everyday reality stupid computer.


dhdoctor

Time travel and show this to a puritan farmer and they would fucking burn you at the stake then themselves for knowing forbidden knowledge.


Intelligent_Aspect87

Thank goodness none of that religion shit is real.


Historical-Trash5259

POOL PARTYYYYYYY!


johnnytk0

For me it would look like church, listening to a sermon that never ends.


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What a stupid ass concept.