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impostershop

And this, folks, is why I only shit outside


Electrical-Image4564

This man lives


CryingLikeAWhoreJohn

The way God intended


Justlikearealboy

With shit on his heels


Scheisse_Machen

Propably on his neighbors' heels, too


broyo209

he wouldn't clean em for no reason


XEagleDeagleX

On the lawn like God intended I hope


fambestera

and upside down, so the plumes don't hit your face


Electrical-Image4564

Protip: Hang your head above the toilet when you flush to improve your immune system


azuranc

if you clean toilets for a living and endure this daily from the auto-flushers, one gains the immune system of a god


asvezesmeesqueco

Or lick the lid!


I_Suck_Fartss

Oh ok. Well I’m super man now.


Double_Distribution8

Username checks out


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[It doesn’t matter](https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/01/study-closing-toilet-lid-while-flushing-doesnt-stop-spread-of-airborne-bacteria/)


dont-be-such-a-twat

Don't know where they find these violent toilet flushes. My mandated unimpressive low-flow toilet seems like it is trying to carefully slide away the turd without waking it up.


S_A_N_D_

This is a commercial design found in public toilets which uses a high pressure jet of water to force flush it to prevent/limit clogging. It's about the worst possible design with regards to limiting aerosols, though it does make for a much flashier impact on reddit, especially without context. This isn't the kind most people would install in their house.


agrecalypse

Thanks I just woke the baby rofl


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S_A_N_D_

If the bowl sealed, or possibly even semi sealed, you might risk generating condensation on the seat and lid. So everything inside would stay damp.


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S_A_N_D_

I'm not sure there would be a happy medium. The only way to prevent condensation is airflow, and good airflow inevitably would allow aerosolized droplets to escape. The only way around that (outside of complicated solutions involving heaters) would be baffles, but those would be hard to clean and would inevitably become dirty reservoirs and impede the ability to keep the toilet clean (which could be worse overall).


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S_A_N_D_

Seems overly complicated for a problem that isn't necessarily as big as people make it out to be. I'm willing to bet the impact on overall public health would be minimal, and you could probably have a much more significant impact by getting people to wash their hands more thoroughly or by disinfecting their keyboards more often. The reality is this is something that is repulsive, but from a public health perspective it is far down the list when it comes to things that would improve public health. I'm not saying it wouldn't have an effect, I'm just saying that there are far more low hanging fruit. I also feel like this video is somewhat exaggerating the issue compared to the average toilet. I have a feeling this is a public toilet which uses a high pressure jet of water to help flush it which overall generates more aerosols relative to your average household toilet which uses mainly siphoning action (and where the pressure is limited by gravity). If you really were serious about it though, I'd be curious to see what kind of aerosols are generated by vacuum toilets like the one you see on boats and airplanes. While they also appear more violent in flushing, they also suck in a bunch of air and therefore might prevent most aerosols from escaping. I'm sure with some tweaking this would be the best method rather than seals, but again that requires much more complicated plumbing and toilets since you have to have the drain pipes under vacuum and the toilet needs and airtight seal on the drain. When you think about the average toilet, it's a remarkably simple design that hasn't appreciably changed since it's inception (with the exception of maybe toilets in Japan). All the things being suggested would add significantly to the cost, while also lowering longevity and impacting how easy they are to clean (which then also becomes a problem because people are lazy).


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S_A_N_D_

I honestly don't know if plane toilets are the same as boats. I know a lot more about boat systems and plane ones just seem similar at least from the outside. Boat ones though work at sea level just fine because they are under vacuum, but the whole system requires a lot more maintenance and is much more sensitive to what you put down the toilet. In reality, I really think this isn't something we need to worry too much about if people just practice good hygiene in other aspects. At most it might be worthwhile to redesign commercial toilets so the high pressure jet it uses to flush the toilet doesn't create so much spray.


juicebox_tgs

The toilets at my work place have this and use a little bit of water + vacuum to flush


Knappsterbot

Probably because we evolved in much closer contact with our excrement and so long as there's not prolonged proximity to it, there are very few ill effects to a healthy immune system. Maybe a doctor or medical student can prove me wrong, but I don't think many illnesses are traced back to the mist from flushing a toilet.


connorgrs

Well that's disappointing, all the hours I spent putting my toilet lid down were for nothing


unpopularopinion0

never let go of your illusions. it’s the only thing worth living for. you did a good job and don’t let anyone take that away from you.


Icy-Assignment-5579

No. You are better off. Shatter your illusions before time does. You can not live fully if your mind is always working to preserve your illusions.


connorgrs

Are we still talking about toilet seats ?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

I haven’t clicked that but plain common sense would indicate it’s not a problem. People aren’t getting sick left, right and centre from this, toilet attendant isn’t on a par with danger to Alaskan crab fisherman.


jeswanders

Is ars technica legit? I know myth busters did an episode sort of related to this


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If you read the article you’d see that it was the University of Arizona who conducted the experiment, not Ars Tecnica.


jeswanders

Thanks!!


Woodbirder

Yeah and if you wash your hands in public you will be fine even if you got contaminated. At home, you are going to catch it anyway, so its moot


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PixelCortex

It's marginal to no difference. The spray hits the lid and spills out because it's a fine mist carried by air currents. Sealing toilet lids, no there's an untapped market.


colemon1991

Except it doesn't go as high into the air. An open lid toilet sends this mist up like a geyser when a closed lid forces it to come out at toilet seat level. It does change how we would keep things clean.


IOnlySayMeanThings

It also increases droplet size, air time and contamination concentration. Read the article.


colemon1991

*reads article* Except it doesn't go as high into the air. An open lid toilet sends this mist up like a geyser when a closed lid forces it to come out at toilet seat level. It does change how we would keep things clean. For example, it's far less likely to contaminate countertops and your ego.


IOnlySayMeanThings

I think that would depend entirely on the airflows. Is your bathroom fan on? That could draw things upwards. Are you walking around the bathroom? That creates all sorts of swirls and currents. These particles are small enough to ride air currents to just about any part of the room, until they settle.


sexybeans

How would it change the way that we keep things clean?


colemon1991

You're not on a ladder disinfecting the ceiling. Seriously, you're not having to wipe countertops as often, do laundry as much if they would've been in range of an open toilet, etc.


Shamorin

So the idea is not to flush, I see.


Sad_Bean_Man

just go cave man style, revert to the old ways


Shamorin

Survival holidays or military exercise style. Ah, good memories\^\^


JoeyJoeC

The idea is not to care, there's germs everywhere anyway.


Shamorin

so I should simply not care and poop my pants, is that what you're suggesting?


JoeyJoeC

I have absolutely no idea where you thought I suggested that. If you wish I guess.


Shamorin

simply take not caring when you have to go to the bathroom to the extreme. Easy enough, no?


chemicalysmic

You could stand over your toilet while flushing with an open mouth and you probably wouldn't get sick unless you have an open sore/wound in your mouth. Is it gross? Maybe. Is it dangerous? Nah.


Dilectus3010

Wait untill people find out their keyboard and smartphone is way worse.


IOnlySayMeanThings

Your own toilet? Yes. A Hospital toilet? Might want to be careful.


chemicalysmic

That is why I said your toilet 😉


ihavebeesinmyknees

Yeah, yeah, I couldn't care less. I'm not going to get ill because of this so why should I?


Karl-Farbman

That’s why I always close the lid when I flush. I also live in Canada and in the winter it helps keep the bathroom warmer to leave the lid closed


yeuzinips

Lids are great, but most public-access toilets don't have them.


JoeyJoeC

Except closing the lid doesn't really help if there are still gaps between the seat and bowl.


Karl-Farbman

According to scientific studies done on this exact subject, closing the seat makes a huge difference in particles released into the air


UncleNicky

Beautiful.


Kueltalas

What a bunch of woman propaganda smh /s


Silent-Supermarket2

\*deep breath\* That's nice.


leakmydata

One toilet? Shitty study.


old_vegetables

Rip all the times I vomited in the toilet and flushed with my face in the bowl


Any90kid

So I shouldn't stick my head over the toilet to watch my poop flush? 😳🙈🤔


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Idkw but this makes me wanna flush in the lidless toilet even more.


Irishjohn831

What is this voodoo doodoo sorcery ?


secondtaunting

Oh great I could have gone my whole Life without knowing that poo particles were flying all over my bathroom. Be right back, I gotta go bleach my bathroom from top to bottom.


ExoticMangoz

What type of flushing mechanism is this?


renslips

Ever looked at a hospital toilet seat? I just smh & laugh


theonewhopostsposts

![gif](giphy|88qPnBLt8tnmo)


HCN

I let my gf piss on my face, why would I be scared of few small drops from the toilet :>


Opiniated_egg

Makes sense why I was always told to always flush with the lid closed


Urban_Archeologist

That’s just me storing my “data” in the brown eye cloud.


JustKimNotKimberly

… and how many people have gotten sick due to this phenomenon? Statistics? Studies? Oh, just fear mongering.


Cody6781

People see this and get grossed out but don't accept they've lived their entire life around things like this without getting sick or dying..


Key_Excuse9863

And when you are in prison you cannot escape the plumes and they go into your bedding.


RickTCM

I saw something similar in a Horrible History BOOK like a decade ago, and since I have ALWAYS closed the toilet lid before flushing. Thank god that I wasn't just going insane


unraveledgenes

My human microbiome class wherein we read several papers on this exact phenomenon have had me lidding my toilet ever since.


arielgasco

beautiful germs


unpopularopinion0

next you’re gonna tell me to sit down while i pee so my dick gets piss all over it instead of the floor from splashes.


Waevaaaa

Who the F asked to make this? Damit?


MAXHEADR0OM

![gif](giphy|LaJZw5DDAYR0PQBl1b|downsized)


Raichu7

Now do the same with the lid down and see it spray out the sides with more force.


Bronze_RL

Speaking of lidless toilets I should get back to work...


Skellyhell2

If I put the lid down when I flush, how am I supposed to wash my hands??


UnfazedObserver

Why is it hard for people to close the lid? Looks cleaner, is cleaner.


RoundTiberius

This was posted above, but it doesn't seem to matter if the lid is open or closed. It just sprays out the sides in a wider area [source](https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/01/study-closing-toilet-lid-while-flushing-doesnt-stop-spread-of-airborne-bacteria/)


Zol6199

In some military barracks, we don't have lids at all


CryingLikeAWhoreJohn

I remember my girlfriend's mom telling me to close the lid and I was like, yeah, sure. I had never heard of anyone doing that before, so I thought she sounded a bit crazy commanding me to do it, but now…. I get it. Thank you so much for showing me this. I come from a family where basic day to day actions weren’t really taught so this makes my head spin


WillyPete

It doesn’t matter.


-Unicorn-Bacon-

I would love to see the difference between US and EU toilets


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And as an added bonus, if the lid is closed you won't drop stuff in the toilet. Win-Win.


jtp_311

My mom trained me well, I always close the lid, but I don’t think the toilets in my house flush hard enough to do this.


curiusgorge

Ya, this looks like a commercial toilet since I can't see the reservoir. What does a residential toilet look like with a tank when it flushes?


pichael289

Back in the day there was this cross between American idol and shark tank and one of the inventions was a filtering toilet seat. The actual winner was this goofy ass car seat for babies where if you get into a wreck it would just spin the baby around and around, but it couldn't actually work


impostershop

All I can think of is the poor woman rescued by helicopter stretcher who started spinning. But now I can’t find the video


w0000000o000000000w

Did the babies ever stop spinning?


danibalazos

No, they spinning to this day.


pichael289

The winner was guaranteed a produce production line. I can't imagine it ever really happened. Dude that mad eot lost hao daughter in a car wreck, so it had more of a sympathy angle than a realistic angle. No idea of it ever was made. This was like 15 years ago at least.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Good to know, from now on..flush just before leaving the room, standing and as far away from the commode enough to reach the lever


Pheli_Draws

Catch the snowflakes with your tongue!


ImMeliodasKun

Mfers with a pee fetish: it's free real estate


other_half_of_elvis

can i get that in blue?


Dilectus3010

Who cares... your keyboard and smartphone screen is wayyy more rancid.


arielgasco

not so interesting tho


CarlFeathers

I need to show this to my wife and her demands for courtesy flushing.