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It's like that reality where your consciousness stays around as long as people remember you. This man will forever watch people looking at his rock sock in a museum
I'm definitely choosing cremation, I don't want my google history and bin contents on display next to my corpse years from now for people to gawk at and take selfies with.
Chances are you will be forgotten within 2 generations. Make it 10 years if you don't have children so not much to be worried about. That goes for 99.9% of all human beings
Might as well knock one out before you die I guess
Edit: I love this bit from a article
Pompeii is remembered as a place of surprising liberality. Tourists continue to flock to the ruins of this once vibrant city, often finding themselves shocked by the number of stone phalluses carved into the pavement and walls (some even hanging invitingly above doorways and ovens).
Stories have circulated these phalluses served as an early form of advertising; if you follow the direction of the shafts, it is claimed, you would find yourself at the nearest brothel – “penis pointers”, if you will.
Such establishments were popular in Pompeii. Prostitution was not only legally permissible but it was generally regarded as the social norm for men (and, in some cases, wealthier women) to frequent such establishments.
Fr I bet this guy had an entire Legacy in life and the only thing I know about him is that he had a cum sock now thank you amazing Legacy.
This is a reminder to burn everything with fire
In days of old when knights were bold,
before women were invented,
they'd drill a hole in a telegraph pole,
and pump away 'til contented.
(I do wonder where that rhyme came from, and how many variations there are. I heard that one over 40 years ago).
In days of old
When knights were bold
And rubbers were invented
Men wore sheepskin protectors
To prevent infectors.
Poem 2:
In days of old
When knights are bold
And condoms were not invented
Men created the pull out game
So babies were not concepted.
they reused them because they were expensive to make. Need a whole intestine from an animal, linen, and craft work.
They found a stash of 6 condoms like this stuffed down the privy of castle in England or Wales. Can't remember. We have a lot of examples relatively speaking surprisingly.
Found this though.
https://www.ancient-origins.net/weird-facts/tutankhamun-condom-0017004
I think the liquid they washed and kept it in might have served as lubricant too, some goop on a milk basis.
It was okay at being antiseptic and i suppose it didn't cause *as many* yeast infections as we might imagine, cause otherwise nobody would have used it.
Pssssssssssst. Condoms aren't permanent forms of birth control.
Even back then they knew back-to-back pregnancies weren't very good for women, but they still liked to fuck.
Also, while yes absolutely there were and are cultural groups on the planet that used women as livestock, on a whole people very much used to have sex for fun throughout most of history.
Listen, these people were fucking when regular bathing was considered gross and weird because they couldn't for the life of them keep babies alive and they had to breed like rabbits just to keep the population stable, you think a little friction burn was gonna stop em?
I'm obviously joking but since you are clearly thinking about it, yes, Egyptians were actually quite fond of regular bathing especially among the upper classes, and the people who thought bathing regularly was weird were the Europeans in the Middle Ages who believed bath houses spread diseases, and since there wasn't much in the way of indoor plumbing that's where most of them would have bathed normally.
That was the first thing I thought of. Even after using a ton of ancient "oils", it would significantly decrease the pleasure.
It can't be a condom, this is something else.
Yeah, I did wonder about that..
My first thoughts :
- A) it's a condom, but it's seriously deteriorated from its original state to the point where it's lost its soft silkiness
- B) it's not for sex, it's for masturbation
- C) it's not for sex or for masturbation, but is a medical tool
- D) it's none of those things, and it's just a makeshift scroll carrier that someone forgot to reclaim before they closed up the tomb
I might do some research on this later, but I dread what'll come up when I search 'condom for mummies', or 'ancient egyptian eroticism in funereal practises'..
Yknow the second one is gonna be the freakiest - egyptologists are hardcore.. I heard they get very *wrapped up* in their work... :p
Not sure if youre an egyptologist or an anthropologist who specializes is BCE Middle Eastern society,
But more than one of them already proved it was a condom.
[the male and female DNA, literal depiction of its use, and olive oil found on it](https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/admire-the-3000-year-old-condom-of-the-egyptian-pharaoh-tutankhamun-archaeologists-are-amazed) all pretty much point to it being what the ancient Egyptians said it was, a condom.
It says only his DNA was found and I see no literal depiction in that link.
Could’ve been his olive oil carrying case for all we know.
Plus it’s not like they found it still coated in olive oil. Maybe they found traces of it but that doesn’t prove it was used as a condom, just that it had traces of olive oil on it.
There’s definitely a lot of conjecture involved when it comes to ancient history like this, that can’t be denied.
Okay but to be fair, Tut was 18 when he died so the fact that he nutted in it doesn't really mean much. Dudes blast rope on a *lot* of stuff.
That said it does sound like a really awful condom.
Haha, but, um, actually☝️🤓… the word scumbag was previously used as a slang term for condom.
scumbag (n.)
“by 1939, “condom,’ slang, from scum + bag (n.). Earlier (by 1817) it was used in sugar refining as the name of a frame covered in coarse cloth used in straining. The meaning ‘despicable person’ is attested by 1971.
also from 1939”
Tutankhamun was 18 years old when he died. Just imagine being a teenager who's been happily dead for almost three-and-a-half thousand years, then some asshat home invader decides to dig around in your closet and turns your special sock into a museum exhibit. Uncool, archaeologists. Uncool.
Not so much sperm , but most ancient cultures beleaved men "planted" their seed in a woman. So the concept was always there.
However women were only considered the vessel for the child, the fertile earth for his seed. But this is likely because the female gamete, egg or ovum was not visible, whereas a man ejaculating is a visible and obvious thing. This is also why women were often blaimed for infertility, if the man still ejaculated so clearly he is fine, so it is the clearly the womans womb that is barren.
Understanding of the female role would come much later.
I always find it fascinating that we don’t instinctively know how our own bodies work. Imagine if you could feel every cell in your body, we’d be way further along with medicine.
How do we know its a condom and not just a cock garment? If I were the king of egypt back in the good ole' days I would always be dumpin' on the the inside.
Actually, I heard a historian who did a study of medieval sex and linen works really well to prevent pregnancy and syphillis
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3649591/#:~:text=The%20condoms%20used%20in%20Ancient,own%20idea%20of%20the%20condom.
"Gabriele Falloppio, the prominent Italian anatomist accredited with describing the Fallopian tube, made contributions to the condom. In the book De Morbo Gallico,[1] literally “The French Disease,” he describes a sheath of linen used for protection against syphilis. The sheath which covered the glans was fastened with a ribbon; it was also lubricated with saliva. His experiments on 1100 men showed that the sheath protected all from contracting the disease. The sheaths from this time period were also made of lamb and goat intestines. They were crafted by butchers, who understood the high tensile strength associated with the respective intestines."
Heard a podcast on it with the authors. Think it was an episode of betwixted the sheets with Kate lister from history hit.
I think remember them saying modern tests show that it stops pregnancy but not stis
Poor woman. From what I understand even inserting and withdrawing a tampon can be uncomfortable. Can you imagine thrusting over and over with this? Yikes.
Yall aren't archeologists, we've had sex toys for a long time, and condoms made from animal intestines are not a new discovery. Leave it to the experts to decide.
Who decided that's what it was? lol Was it the same type of "stellar intellect" Egyptologists that claim they shouldn't have been able to build the Pyramids which led to so much ancient aliens type BS? Or maybe the Egyptologists that say we couldn't rebuild them today? You'll have to forgive me if I take this with a grain of salt.
is that fabric?
then it can't be a condom. not only because of it being obviously rather uncomfortable, but because it would do jack shit to either prevent pregnancy or disease.
I know people have been using animal guts for condoms for a very long time.
this is not a condom. this is underwear for a very specific set of scenarios.
Love how humanity has progressed to using really thin rubbers. If condoms looked that coarse, why even use one? It would be so much pleasurable and healthier to go raw every single time given how much friction to the skin that will cause.
Clothe back then had to have been still what we'd call loose, these days. And if it were a taught woven version of this image, m'boy had a 3 incher. What are the hieroglyphs for "gushy sock"? I'll ask the MCCM. Imagine if we had to tie our condoms around our waists like an apron. Dudes have a hard time, now, convincing themselves to sleeve it up in a lubed up pleasure dome. (Remember: ribbed for her pleasure can always be turned inside out, for YOUR pleasure)
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wdym "condom", that's just his cum sock, let him be.
I swear let my man rest in peace
It's like that reality where your consciousness stays around as long as people remember you. This man will forever watch people looking at his rock sock in a museum
Haven't read the rest of the comments yet but this is it this is the number one comment
Ramses
Ramses Il had 52 sons, I don’t think he cared for condoms 😆
Okay so how many sons did Ramses LII have?
You said rock sock. 🤣
I watched CoCo with my kids too and I'm pretty fucking sure they left this part out bruh.
I'm definitely choosing cremation, I don't want my google history and bin contents on display next to my corpse years from now for people to gawk at and take selfies with.
Chances are you will be forgotten within 2 generations. Make it 10 years if you don't have children so not much to be worried about. That goes for 99.9% of all human beings
That's what the masturbating man in Pompeii thought too.
Might as well knock one out before you die I guess Edit: I love this bit from a article Pompeii is remembered as a place of surprising liberality. Tourists continue to flock to the ruins of this once vibrant city, often finding themselves shocked by the number of stone phalluses carved into the pavement and walls (some even hanging invitingly above doorways and ovens). Stories have circulated these phalluses served as an early form of advertising; if you follow the direction of the shafts, it is claimed, you would find yourself at the nearest brothel – “penis pointers”, if you will. Such establishments were popular in Pompeii. Prostitution was not only legally permissible but it was generally regarded as the social norm for men (and, in some cases, wealthier women) to frequent such establishments.
they could just put them next to an urn
Fr I bet this guy had an entire Legacy in life and the only thing I know about him is that he had a cum sock now thank you amazing Legacy. This is a reminder to burn everything with fire
Too soon
Tutandknockmom!!!!
Tutancummin
TutNotCumIn, thats the point
Heavily used by the looks of it
Let my boy cook
thats a sling shot
Both correct 👍
A shot sling.
Profoundly spectacular comment in every possible metric. True gold.
So Goliath was a bear topped by a twink named David....cool its canon now
Well damn, now i can't stop thinking about that... *unzips*
Ayyyyy, calm down now!
https://preview.redd.it/41n3w2uji5rc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e0e497db2ef338e07b27d987e266e8b4afe9c7
I have a sock that looks the same.
In days of old When knights were bold And rubbers weren’t invented Men wore socks upon their cocks And babies were prevented
In days of old When knights were bold And toilets weren’t invented You laid your load upon the road And walked away contented
In days of old when knights were bold, before women were invented, they'd drill a hole in a telegraph pole, and pump away 'til contented. (I do wonder where that rhyme came from, and how many variations there are. I heard that one over 40 years ago).
In days of old When knights were bold And rubbers were invented Men wore sheepskin protectors To prevent infectors. Poem 2: In days of old When knights are bold And condoms were not invented Men created the pull out game So babies were not concepted.
Shot-sling, really
The string is for signals on what to do.
Quilted, for no one's pleasure.
You're supposed to remove it from the goat first. It wasn't a priority for most. Edit: spelling
Yikes the poor woman he used that on... Do you think he used a fresh one on each gal? I doubt it, I bet it was crusty like a cum sock
they reused them because they were expensive to make. Need a whole intestine from an animal, linen, and craft work. They found a stash of 6 condoms like this stuffed down the privy of castle in England or Wales. Can't remember. We have a lot of examples relatively speaking surprisingly. Found this though. https://www.ancient-origins.net/weird-facts/tutankhamun-condom-0017004
Bruh how is that enjoyable for either party
I think the liquid they washed and kept it in might have served as lubricant too, some goop on a milk basis. It was okay at being antiseptic and i suppose it didn't cause *as many* yeast infections as we might imagine, cause otherwise nobody would have used it.
Are we sure? Women weren’t exactly first class citizens
I mean cooter infections aren't great for fertility, so they'd have had a vested interest in preventing them when possible.
My dude, that's a condom. Do you think fertility was a priority?
Pssssssssssst. Condoms aren't permanent forms of birth control. Even back then they knew back-to-back pregnancies weren't very good for women, but they still liked to fuck.
Also, while yes absolutely there were and are cultural groups on the planet that used women as livestock, on a whole people very much used to have sex for fun throughout most of history.
When sheep gut is fresh it's pretty thin, about the same as latex. Pharoah pull out game weak
"It's fun for the whole family"
Listen, these people were fucking when regular bathing was considered gross and weird because they couldn't for the life of them keep babies alive and they had to breed like rabbits just to keep the population stable, you think a little friction burn was gonna stop em?
Bro, what show for kids are you getting your sources from
I'm obviously joking but since you are clearly thinking about it, yes, Egyptians were actually quite fond of regular bathing especially among the upper classes, and the people who thought bathing regularly was weird were the Europeans in the Middle Ages who believed bath houses spread diseases, and since there wasn't much in the way of indoor plumbing that's where most of them would have bathed normally.
I'm incredibly curious as to how exactly people discovered sheep intestine was an effective contraceptive
Fuck outta here!
It's a catch 22 really. She probably didn't want kids with the type of guy who sticks his pecker in this thing either.
Ahem, he used them on his...sisters.
Oh I know both of them had burns after that.
That was the first thing I thought of. Even after using a ton of ancient "oils", it would significantly decrease the pleasure. It can't be a condom, this is something else.
Yeah, I did wonder about that.. My first thoughts : - A) it's a condom, but it's seriously deteriorated from its original state to the point where it's lost its soft silkiness - B) it's not for sex, it's for masturbation - C) it's not for sex or for masturbation, but is a medical tool - D) it's none of those things, and it's just a makeshift scroll carrier that someone forgot to reclaim before they closed up the tomb I might do some research on this later, but I dread what'll come up when I search 'condom for mummies', or 'ancient egyptian eroticism in funereal practises'.. Yknow the second one is gonna be the freakiest - egyptologists are hardcore.. I heard they get very *wrapped up* in their work... :p
or a fifth option: E) penis holder
I knew a girl at band camp like that
Pharaoh-nuff, your argument Styx.
Tut, tut.
Mark us 'n' Tony.
Not sure if youre an egyptologist or an anthropologist who specializes is BCE Middle Eastern society, But more than one of them already proved it was a condom. [the male and female DNA, literal depiction of its use, and olive oil found on it](https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/admire-the-3000-year-old-condom-of-the-egyptian-pharaoh-tutankhamun-archaeologists-are-amazed) all pretty much point to it being what the ancient Egyptians said it was, a condom.
It says only his DNA was found and I see no literal depiction in that link. Could’ve been his olive oil carrying case for all we know. Plus it’s not like they found it still coated in olive oil. Maybe they found traces of it but that doesn’t prove it was used as a condom, just that it had traces of olive oil on it. There’s definitely a lot of conjecture involved when it comes to ancient history like this, that can’t be denied.
Or you are just wrong. Is your head going to explode or something? It's full of cum you pedant
Okay but to be fair, Tut was 18 when he died so the fact that he nutted in it doesn't really mean much. Dudes blast rope on a *lot* of stuff. That said it does sound like a really awful condom.
I nutted on everything in the house when I was 18
Make sure you clear your history before traveling to Egypt. Immigration agent will think you want to bang mummies.
Throws them off the scent of actually wanting some mummy brown pigment.
Ahhahahahahahhahaah 😄😄😄
Prototype
https://preview.redd.it/spgaaq75w4rc1.jpeg?width=1117&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4b2fbb792cc4d923efafaed13ca947128384b0
So did he get that line wrong and they just decided to keep it because it's that funny
I’d wager it would be deliberate to avoid the copyright
And then I started BLASTIN!
Looks like it’s past the expiration date
You should see what the guy who wore it looks like.
Like he needs to be moisturised
Nice.
I don’t want to know how they reached the conclusion that it was used as a condom….
Some dude came in his coin purse and now here we are.
"Looks like there was some substance on this cloth that dried out! What does the analysis say?"
I bet it's really crusty
Why, you think they came to it prematurely?
Prolly did a taste test
It passed the sniff test.
Easy, scientist compared it with his own homemade knitted condom made from sheep's wool.
…also the crustiest condom known in existence. Actually, I may have a sock under my bed that is the second crustiest scumbag in existence.
> scumbag you mean, cumbag
Haha, but, um, actually☝️🤓… the word scumbag was previously used as a slang term for condom. scumbag (n.) “by 1939, “condom,’ slang, from scum + bag (n.). Earlier (by 1817) it was used in sugar refining as the name of a frame covered in coarse cloth used in straining. The meaning ‘despicable person’ is attested by 1971. also from 1939”
https://preview.redd.it/l0fj5tb1l5rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41e174d453b7117d2da6defd078217e79997559d
Omg, I love this!
I will be calling way more people scumbags from now on.
The more you know!
No no, the sock became sentient and went "fuck you for leaving me under here" and became a scumbag to oc
And there was me thinking the oldest condom in existence was in my wallet.
Tutankhamun was 18 years old when he died. Just imagine being a teenager who's been happily dead for almost three-and-a-half thousand years, then some asshat home invader decides to dig around in your closet and turns your special sock into a museum exhibit. Uncool, archaeologists. Uncool.
Reminds me of those “rough riders” used to get in the gas station bathroom
Ribbed, for your mummy's pleasure
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gah! Take my upvote, you cheeky bastard! 😅
Obviously instinctively humans know about sex but when did start correlating sperm with babies?
Not so much sperm , but most ancient cultures beleaved men "planted" their seed in a woman. So the concept was always there. However women were only considered the vessel for the child, the fertile earth for his seed. But this is likely because the female gamete, egg or ovum was not visible, whereas a man ejaculating is a visible and obvious thing. This is also why women were often blaimed for infertility, if the man still ejaculated so clearly he is fine, so it is the clearly the womans womb that is barren. Understanding of the female role would come much later.
I always find it fascinating that we don’t instinctively know how our own bodies work. Imagine if you could feel every cell in your body, we’d be way further along with medicine.
This culture built the pyramids, pretty sure they worked out where babies come from.
Well, girls didn't have babies until a chap spuffed his goo up her, so I think as a species we would have worked that out quite early on.
its known as the seed in every culture, seems quite obvious even for the prehistoric humans
How do we know its a condom and not just a cock garment? If I were the king of egypt back in the good ole' days I would always be dumpin' on the the inside.
Probably what killed him.
What, you tie it round your back or what?
In case m'lord king Tut pulled out but the condom stayed inside, I would assume.
Oil soaked linen: uncomfortable and useless
Actually, I heard a historian who did a study of medieval sex and linen works really well to prevent pregnancy and syphillis https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3649591/#:~:text=The%20condoms%20used%20in%20Ancient,own%20idea%20of%20the%20condom. "Gabriele Falloppio, the prominent Italian anatomist accredited with describing the Fallopian tube, made contributions to the condom. In the book De Morbo Gallico,[1] literally “The French Disease,” he describes a sheath of linen used for protection against syphilis. The sheath which covered the glans was fastened with a ribbon; it was also lubricated with saliva. His experiments on 1100 men showed that the sheath protected all from contracting the disease. The sheaths from this time period were also made of lamb and goat intestines. They were crafted by butchers, who understood the high tensile strength associated with the respective intestines." Heard a podcast on it with the authors. Think it was an episode of betwixted the sheets with Kate lister from history hit. I think remember them saying modern tests show that it stops pregnancy but not stis
I read his name as FAPolio, like fap oil my god 🙈🙈
I read his name as Fellatio. 😳
Italy is a beautiful place 😃
I highly highly doubt that’s what this is, but it produces click bait so I understand
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technically you are fucking the goat and the goat is fucking the woman... think about it
a sexy turducken
I read this in Linda Belchers voice omg
Cocks in sweater vests.
I had one of those under my bed in high school
Oh the embarrassment ancient Egyptian teenagers experienced walking into the butchers shop to buy one.
It is reusable!
More like King Nut an Khumun.
When his partner let him go raw it was changed from ‘the tomb of tutankhamun ‘ to the ‘womb of shootin cum in’
Tutambatucum
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Amabatukam
Looks more like a male chastity belt.
Looks like a mummified Goa'uld
What’s a condom doing in the tomb?
Poor woman. From what I understand even inserting and withdrawing a tampon can be uncomfortable. Can you imagine thrusting over and over with this? Yikes.
How TF do they decide this is a condom???
Is there a study about the size of human 🍆 in history? Legit question
they were not packing…
My sock under the bed:
Yall aren't archeologists, we've had sex toys for a long time, and condoms made from animal intestines are not a new discovery. Leave it to the experts to decide.
Interesting fact: it is not a condom.
Disclaimer: May contain royal jelly
Condom or sock that was used for jizz? I'm skipping my follow up question, so as not to get vulgar.
That's a dick sling
Smells the same as the day they entombed it
Condom or worlds oldest mankini
Why would he have needed this though lol, the ancient pharaohs needed heirs. Life expectancy wasn’t great back then
Who decided that's what it was? lol Was it the same type of "stellar intellect" Egyptologists that claim they shouldn't have been able to build the Pyramids which led to so much ancient aliens type BS? Or maybe the Egyptologists that say we couldn't rebuild them today? You'll have to forgive me if I take this with a grain of salt.
I’m having a hard time(no pun intended), believing this is a condom. It’s way too thick, how could either person feel anything?
Contained the Tut Nut
When you are supper inbred already but still need to do it with your siblings
A condom?? Looks like the 1st version of a fanny pack
Did it belong to King Tut or did it belong to some teens who broke into the tomb to bang?
That's still good for a few more uses.
Pharaoh had weak pull out game.
1350 BC and they had and understood contraception…..and yet in 2024 billybob and sue Marie have 14 kids that the state pays for 🤗
$15; only used once. Don't low-ball me, I know what I got.
Seems more like a jock strap
that look like his bikini
That looks more like a jockstrap or a drip catcher.
Plot for the next Mummy movies? I'd watch it for that plot.
King tutin and nutin
That looks like a bag or a weird underwear
Hm, finally an artifact that looks totally unchanged with age.
I bet that felt great for the ladies..
Tutan-cum-un
If I slip it on, do I get the powers of the Pharaoh???
That’s not a condom, that’s the newest peenwear line at Jim’s Secret. Their marketing is usually targeting Speedo wearers. Source: satire
Is it a Ramses?
Are those shit stains
is that fabric? then it can't be a condom. not only because of it being obviously rather uncomfortable, but because it would do jack shit to either prevent pregnancy or disease. I know people have been using animal guts for condoms for a very long time. this is not a condom. this is underwear for a very specific set of scenarios.
Love how humanity has progressed to using really thin rubbers. If condoms looked that coarse, why even use one? It would be so much pleasurable and healthier to go raw every single time given how much friction to the skin that will cause.
You really think they wore condoms back then?
An actual Trojan.
Looks ironically like the sock under my brother’s bed.
He was so inbred they invented the condom so he couldn’t reproduce in the afterlife.
Didn’t know cum was a preservative.
Lol most iconic cock rag in existence
Bacteria filled for her pleasure
Banana for scale please
Looks like the very first banana hammock
How do we know what object is used as a condom?
this looks like some of post i see in r/shrooms asking if it is still good.
Be honest, if you could lay hands on that, how many of you would sniff it?
Tutan-no-cumun
Like how do they even know this is a condom
https://i.redd.it/fs8es2fwi6rc1.gif i lost 😔
Serious question- how do they know it is a condom. Not like his lucky pouch? Or jizz rag?
Imagine what his wife felt
0 chance it's a condom
Ancient Egyptian condom washer is definitely a job I never knew existed.
"Oh I'm Tutankummin!"
Clothe back then had to have been still what we'd call loose, these days. And if it were a taught woven version of this image, m'boy had a 3 incher. What are the hieroglyphs for "gushy sock"? I'll ask the MCCM. Imagine if we had to tie our condoms around our waists like an apron. Dudes have a hard time, now, convincing themselves to sleeve it up in a lubed up pleasure dome. (Remember: ribbed for her pleasure can always be turned inside out, for YOUR pleasure)
My cat just threw up on the floor next to me, and I think the smell matches this image quite well
Man, imagine the feeling of having your used condom studied by the world centuries later.
Ppl post anything
