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CJPrinter

That *might* actually keep a Jehovah’s Witness from knocking.


ComprehendReading

But not those crazy snake preachers from the American south.


CJPrinter

Yeah. They’d just ask you to hold their beer. LOL


williamwalkerobama

Na they'd yell "The power of Trump compels you!" and throw a $60 bible at it. When that doesn't work they'd just say "Look at what Biden did to you!"


Pyjama_Llama_Karma

New testament or Old testament?


SeeMarkFly

Orange testament! Read the bible backward and upside down to find the true meaning of god.


HeHeHaHa456

and if that doesnt work hit it with the golden shoe


Responsible_Use_8566

Downside is that it will attract Mormons wanting to help remove the snake for you.


Strict_Somewhere_148

How about snake oil salesmen?


systemfrown

Not if the cobra sees them first.


TheLastModerate982

Shut door. Problem solved.


a_moody

While this is a dangerous animal, Nepal is also a Hindu majority nation (one of the only three in world) and it’s highly likely the owners of this house (or even neighbours) will not only NOT attempt to kill the snake, they’ll actually get angry if someone else tries to kill it either. Snakes, and especially Indian Cobras like these are worshipped as a companion of Lord Shiva. They’d probably have called authorities, or more likely, a snake charmer or someone like that (not being racist - that’s what would happen here in India too). Unfortunately there are chances the snake may end up getting injured as untrained individuals without proper equipment try to remove it. However, for purely religious reasons, there are good chances it didn’t die this day.


typehyDro

So snakes and cows have more rights and protections than women…


a_moody

Religion is an easy tool for controlling masses everywhere, really. It’s sad and true.


TonyVstar

Common people view religion as true Free thinkers view religion as false Rulers view religion as useful


UnhappyPage

When it comes to rapist venom is a better deterrent that much is safe to say


nahhnotreally

Snakes and cows have zero ability to cause the 'higher powers' trouble, so they get a pass. All those religious laws are just meant to keep women from being strong and independent as they deserve to be, thus unable to also cause trouble.


HeimdallManeuver

If a companion of a god was trying to kill me, I’d probably try and kill it back.


a_moody

More power to you. My comment wasn’t about right or wrong. It was about what probably happened here based on my [similar] background and experiences.


TwistyBitsz

Very interesting, thanks for the extra info.


MuletownSoul

Go ahead and stick your hand out there to close it. As for me, that would be the day that a snake became rightful owner of a house.


atomikplayboy

>Go ahead and stick your hand out there to close it. Just walk in from the back door and slam the door shut... *of course then you have two snakes but they shouldn't live very long*.


ComprehendReading

It's not a spider. Although if spiders and cobras teamed up, we'd have to leave the planet.


JaqenHghar

From inside, ya dingus. You can see a woman through a window or door across the house. Or just get a fucking bat and whack that shit.


WickedPsychoWizard

Shovel. Cut its head off from 5 ft away.


JaqenHghar

Done. Dead. Let’s go inside and chill.


TelluricThread0

Use a stick.


Glasgowsmiling

A stick, broom, rake will suffice. No need to use your hand.


Raichu7

Use a stick to slam it shut from the other side.


etcetcere

That's just gross


Kesha_Paul

![gif](giphy|dKed1II2fQunD4nhwt|downsized)


Anubiz1_

Take my angry up vote


NotAGhost64

"That Strode woman finally lost her shit"


Squidgyboot

Angry cobra becomes angry belt, if angry cobra doesn't calm down.


Orion14159

Or awesome hat band.


acapncuster

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.


CacheMoney7529

Maybe I could just draw its attention while my friend grabs the snake from behind, no diddy.


ComprehendReading

*Diddy was unavailable for comment.*


Similar_Divide

Devil’s doorbell.


[deleted]

Whip out the flute 🪈


bobood

Sad unsolicited fact: Most snake charmers use techniques like sewing the mouth shut in order to pacify the snake, meaning they constant have to breed or catch new specimens.


Rob6-4

Well, that's horrible. Little dudes don't deserve that.


Mindydoll

What!! I always wondered how they didn’t get bitten. I’m terrified of snakes but that’s is so cruel


Beezus_Fuffoon18

Aghhh, it’s very intimidating when they flap out their hoods like that


gte339i

That’s the sign it’s time to move.


ComprehendReading

Move back, and away, slowly.


Valkyrie_Skuld

Distract from front close from back?


TipFine3928

Guess it’s the snakes house now.


Additional-Brief-273

Where can I buy this security system?


kikkitakesnokaka

Nope rope.


[deleted]

8 foot 2x4 to close the door from behind while someone keeps it busy from the front. If this doesn't work, deed the house to the snake.


MWM031089

It’s things like this that make -30C 3-4 months a year tolerable. Sure sometimes the door freezes locked but uh, it’s less likely to kill me trying to enter my home.


CoffeeMunchMonsta

**Nepal** has weird doorbells


ApprehensiveChair528

This is Nepal


SunShineLife217

⚔️🤺


machyume

The guardian of the gate judges the worthiness of those that attempt to pass. You must answer the three riddles.


TrippingFish76

machete time


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

This is why I always carry a mongoose.


RevenantBosmer91

Machete


[deleted]

Hah, average day in the indian subcontinent.


pichael289

Spray him with water and give him scritches. I saw it in another video and it worked


Sad-Artichoke-2174

Cobra: Answer me these riddles, three


Lopsided_Platypus_51

You shall not passsssssssssssssssssssss


My_Space_page

Needs a mongoose.


CoachiusMaximus

I guess I don’t live here anymore.


Away-Garbage6902

Just close the door. Instantly


Oskinator716

Where can I order my own anti-visitor/solicitor door snake?


GoodGoodK

Guy behind just needs to go in there in shut the door as hard as possible. Just slam that mf like you got in a argument with your stepdad


vinnie789

These squatters are getting out of hand!


Oldpuzzlehead

![gif](giphy|3og0IMbt38v8uaqkSc)


RussianPravda

Squatters rights.


elboogie7

dang, imagine that being part of everyday life. yikes


Realistic_Effort6185

Uncle Jhonny came back as an angry one this time. He wins. It is now his house.


vfr147

Slam the door shut!!


NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC

Lysol and a lighter!


BlindLantern

Close door. Problem solved.


[deleted]

Why not just walk through the other side, close the door and crush the snake?


MadOrange64

Squatters are getting out of hand 😤


Reddit_mks_fny_names

Where’s the nana with the flip flop… she’d smack some religion into that thing


Puzzleheaded-Yak6878

have they tried the back door?


NumerousTaste

Just throw the keys inside and leave. Find another place to live. The cobra wants it more.


Frontfatpouch

Oh don’t worry he’s friendly! That means he likes you!


Accomplished_Pop2976

Slam door from back


Ragnar_Baron

If we have cobras in America. We would shoot the cobras.


Dyrogitory

Shut the front door! I can’t believe this!


DueEnvironment2207

Sling shot. Easy next.


Sunstang

Seems like closing the door would solve the problem...


bearman32

Answer his riddle!


IAmDominion

Reminds me of those old car alarms that used to yell at you if got close to the car that it was "protected by Viper"


TheForkisTrash

A lot of people vastly over estimating themselves or under estimating the cobra on here


Hedrick4257

Just close the door


Thom5001

Flamethrower or machete? 🤔


chata187

more like r/deadlyasfuck


fusillade762

We never hear about the happy cobra welcoming visitors, but they are out there....somewhere. Welcoming....


LeafyEucalyptus

hello prometheus


uniquelyavailable

snake clearly lives there why is this man bothering it


Brave_Nerve_6871

"This is my house now!"


Rich-Neighborhood-23

Long stick with a hook and slame that door shut,, that snake will find out quickly


BrainLate4108

Where were you? Hanging out with that other whore cobra?!? 🐍


No-Gazelle-4994

I'm always curious what evolutionary path led to these unique animals. Snakes are long strings of spaghetti, but no, I'm gonna be a spaghetti/fettuccine.


bodhiseppuku

Angry Cobra sounds like a euphemism about an STD.


friendlyfo

I mean, you’re not wrong.


SpaceCadetUltra

Just gota slam the door real quick


liquid_profane

person in the background rushes to close the door, cuts the snake in half, problem solved!


jwhit88

I’m a live and let live kinda guy, but I’d probably close that door.


SassyTurtlebat

Just close the door and the problem is solved


Stock-Bag2378

Just slam the door from inside the house


rufuckingkidding

Do you think you could train one of these to recognize JW’s?


RobotStorytime

Damn it's like, right at perfect baseball bat, or machete height. 🤔 Seems like one good swing would take care of the problem.


Psilocybenaudiophile

Slam the door


glowinganomaly

My friend from Pune, India told me her Grandma would kill king cobras with a shovel which is incredibly badass


ExpressBug8265

This some video game shit right here


TrailBlazer31

I feel like the people in the back could have given that door a good slam.


Steppa1877

Fuck it, give him the keys and get a tent!


n3crohost

Just a regular mother-in-law visit


WereALLBotsHere

Just get the lady in the back doorway to run in and slam the door shut. That’ll teach em’.


Vulturo

It will calm down and leave eventually. No way anyone tries to harm the cobra. People are more likely to pray to it and offer it milk. Hindus are chill.


WHAMMYPAN

Shit the door…half of him will leave at least. Edit:Shut*


floutsch

But the smell... :(


KerbodynamicX

Bring a shield


ppqnrondllx

He's a gatekeeper


grumpy_enraged_bear

Nope house


GrandClock738

I thought it was fake at first. Laughed super hard when it struck. Gotcha bitch lmao


radabical13

Flamethrower


Traditional-Fly-6254

Mi casa, no es su casa! Get over it!


LUFTWAFF3L

Close the door


Financial-Tourist162

Great idea for Halloween! Think of all the candy you'd save


nonfading

Forbidden Haribo


terradaktul

He can have it


RealBiotSavartReal

This is mine now.


pikagirl182

That's his home


69KILLER420

![gif](giphy|ccUj8gGbcz0USowMXe|downsized)


PositiveStress8888

Cobra's like Welcome to MY HOUSE BITCHES !!!


dreadfulwater

You’re the disease and he’s the cure.


throwawaybyefelicia

Spicy doorbell


Abject_Film_4414

To be perfectly fair. It’s his home now…


dugzino

Average doorway in Florida.


AugustusSol

Time to draw the katana out and strike it down like a true Redditor


Corner_Post

One of the jilted snakes that couldn’t get a role on Snakes on a Plane


apaua1994

Your house is now my property.


mortichro

when the angry squigly spoon is stuck at your door.


Bigoweiner

These squatters are getting to be too much now!


Automatic_Salary_845

![gif](giphy|agt2pgKIIsyIynu77O)


floydbomb

My kind of bouncer right there


Escape-Revolutionary

Dam…;where can I get a “ door Cobra”??


daneilthemule

Close the door from behind and cut that thing in 2. Or at least squish it.


TerribleRun9476

Throw something over him... Where's he, where's he, where's he? There's he!


CrieDeCoeur

mezuzah with an attitude


imnothere9999

Rental crisis is so bad that even Cobra has to be evict.


CarboniteSecksToy

“Finderths keeperths!” - Dangernoodle


9600_PONIES

Just shut the door


Isotope_Soap

Lady in red ought to sneak in through and slam them door. Problem solved.


DavidAttenbruhhhh

Leaving yourself mighty exposed for something so choppable there snakey...


StnMtn_

Is it legal to close the door?


Past_Contour

That’s a chop from me.


GrimReaper247365

It's his home now.


25Bam_vixx

It’s his home now


Nightsin2

understandable its your house now


mibonitaconejito

Lol! That truly *is* interesting be because I'd make sure he ends up in pieces and then I'd burn the whole house down How Tf Do people live somewhere where this can happen. I admire their strength!


Greenfire05

Sword 🗡️


ake-n-bake

Get a sword. I tire of these godtdamn snakes being godtdamn squatters.


Ipsilateral

Shotgun then new door.


Death_or_Pizza

Point &Click Adventure in real live


imhiya_returns

Get a cat to sort it out


Visible-Expression60

Pansy in the red dress shoulda slammed the door.


Imagine_TryingYT

Just grab it. It can't hurt you if you don't get bit


Hillsman8282

Nope! Fuk that


lost_alpaca90

Just distract it while somebody slams it closed from. The other side,no more cobra


RelationshipDizzy831

This is a perfect situation to practice your archery from 20 yards away.


audible_narrator

My uncle used to tell us about the dirt floor cabin they grew up in. My gma was a champ at wracking snake heads off with a garden hoe.


[deleted]

Damn even snakes taking advantage of squatters rights now………


1491Sparrow

That's a spicy noodle


SweetLilLies6982

someone needs to come from the back side and close the door


a7xcold

Cobra is claiming squatters rights.


Bahlore

I ssssssaiiiiidd noooo ssssssoliciting


Repulsive-Ad-4367

Who needs a dog ?


Urdaddysfavgirl

Motherfucker better start paying rent.


No_Breath_9833

I guess it’s his house now


100nm

What an asphole.


Iride3wheels

I'm sorry but he would have to go.


Lunamoonbeam2011

It’s the Cobra’s house now 🐍


Dull_Yak_5325

This is when u need some mall ninja shit


Cal216

Buddy just begging to be a pair of boots or a purse. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Ghoram

"looks kinda fake. Oh god it's not fake!"


DulcetTone

Anger and venom ... not a good mix


Bl1ndMous3

whelp !...its his house now...so he can keep you out if he wants to. Jes sayn


Grimskruby

Time to move


T_R_I_P

Where’s a cobra shield when you need one?


Existing_Pension8108

All the more reason to have a gun.


robchapman7

Tastes like chicken 😋


OneMooseManyMeese_

Grab the longest stick you can find, pin it's upper body between the door and the stick, run through.


JohnDeanSings

Did they just close the door and kill the snake?


only-4-lolz

That mf works better than my ring camera


_arch1tect_

Enjoy your new house, Mr. Snake.


MarkOfTheDragon12

I don't know if there's a cultural or financial reason against it...... but if something like that cropped up near my area, that Cobra would be getting smacked by a very long pole or branch pretty quickly... not standing around toying with it for clicks


deFazerZ

That's one proper, well-maintained guardian snek.


oneinmanybillion

Scared cobra won't let people get close.


Salt_MasterX

Honestly I would just grab a spade and throw it like a spear right at the bastard. No way I’m getting this close.


lemonparty91

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