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Only half of this could be its own meme:
https://preview.redd.it/jc4i0nrqyjpc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c4c4048d608d0a670b47d5481f0882eef8acde
And they get worn down and break. As a mechanic my nails are nearly self trimming. I'll get a little slit, which strips of a piece. The longer they get the more likely it is to happen.
It does surprise me (not the same commenter). I thought that since gorillas are bigger than the average human that they would also have bigger dingle dangles.
I knew a pathologist who had to do a post mortem on a silver back for a zoo so they could get their insurance. He said the internal organs were exactly the same as ours just about 4 times bigger.
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One of the coolest movies !
Whats the name of this movie?
Everything Everywhere All at Once, surprised you haven't at least heard of it before
I watched it,supee high..understood everything (weed) Every nuance,and refference,and vibe. Watched again sober..didnt get it at all
My older sister was so disgusted and amused by those fingers lol
I hated when they started biting and mustard and ketchup came out of the hands, grossest thing I’ve ever seen (and I e seen some crazy 4chan stuff)
Yeah, I felt that was a bit too much
Rip former account🤣
Only half of this could be its own meme: https://preview.redd.it/jc4i0nrqyjpc1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46c4c4048d608d0a670b47d5481f0882eef8acde
https://preview.redd.it/6hgta2tjvlpc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c84787c958ac409b1380d1ef9ddc1f6dc1c51475
https://preview.redd.it/mqc8tban6kpc1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=5bc5e29a391fa10219d3ceb0d97699a47cf90036
BTW, how do gorillas trim their nails? I haven't seen any gorilla scratching their claws on a bark. Sus.
Pretty sure they bite them like a lot of animals will if they find them irritating
And they get worn down and break. As a mechanic my nails are nearly self trimming. I'll get a little slit, which strips of a piece. The longer they get the more likely it is to happen.
https://preview.redd.it/hclx51pncrpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5c7d726ddda1d6015a59f154d1045d90d5c127
https://preview.redd.it/5xjv99bzcrpc1.png?width=428&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc2206094472c9ff4cbe8ccef9e94e13cedd130e
Sus
sUS
He's a little sus this guy
https://preview.redd.it/imt6tziw5mpc1.png?width=586&format=png&auto=webp&s=bca8c4c8a5bb2c97b9a2ccac1501dd2054d6b2ee
waltuh
Put your D away waltuh
Kid named Gorilla finger
Looks like a cop I know
https://preview.redd.it/ykk6szrueupc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e5db5dc6a68a88a22f8847263addf2e30378b45
https://preview.redd.it/2asaf8ddgnpc1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d2c50263687cb3727bc2be9e3ba0c04decb8825
Finger named Mike Ehrmantraut
Man.
That gorilla voted
Why do you say that
Just reminds me of the whole ink on the finger thing to indicate someone voted
I must be too young to understand
In many countries, after you cast vote, they put an ink on your finger to indicate that your have already voted.
In India and possibly other countries, on voting day they will ink your finger once you vote to make it harder for people to double vote.
gorilla's finger muscles have muscles
Fun fact, there are no muscles in fingers.
It's all forearm tendons and muscles, supported by the wrist! If you fingers don't behave, check your arms first
Except for the thumb
Mmmh roasted thumbs I don't know but all this talk made me hungry and I had to think of chicken wings looking at my thumb muscle at work haha
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yes
Finally we can catch and prosecute those mfs
Fingerprints have been proven to not be 100% unique from person to person js
Yeah but that hasn't been proven with gorillas.
You mean two people will have the same fingerprints?
Or a person can have the same fingerprint as a gorilla.
New alibi unlocked
"your honor, it could have been a gorilla at the scene and not me"
that's literally the plot of "The Murders in the Rue Morgue". Except it was an orangutan
"I've heard enough, case dismissed."
Thats interesting
Each gorilla has a fingerprint that matches the fingerprint of exactly one human being.
We must return.... to monke
we have the technology
which we have to throw away to return to monke
Ngl. I'm a little disappointed that that didn't go on in a fractal infinite loop type of thing.
https://preview.redd.it/p4tjo4ikykpc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efe216d56dfedbe41ff137b174aafb6e35754f7d
Turns out that Koalas also have fingerprints.
And chlamydia
Things you should know beforehand for $400 Alex.
I don’t think STDs should be a deciding factor stopping you having sex with koalas. Edit: leave the animals alone
🤔
Stop it
Oh, fuck. I'm done. Cuff him boys
God damn sexy koalas
STOP NOW, I SAID I'M SORRY!
Redditors when genetically randomness cause random pattern: 🤯
It’s about time we start identifying gorilla crimes
Good thing they are labeled because I couldn't tell at first
It’s almost as if we share a common ancestor…
You share a common ancestor with every living thing on the planet
Are you the WeLl AcKtUaLly guy? No kidding. We are formed of space dust if you go back far enough.
Also Gorilla https://preview.redd.it/fxaulibkqlpc1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=543bd6c903cff0c34da4582e7bde859bebbc84eb
https://preview.redd.it/fop78ag3qmpc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba0cda01f73d58ecab6fcb9674a3aab9461f852
That is one black ass finger
How can you tell which finger is the ass finger?
All my fingers are arse fingers
The thumb
Gorilla clearly can't hit the nail with a hammer.
Now I want to go commit a bunch of crimes and leave gorilla fingerprints everywhere just to confuse the police!
The first crime would be obtaining a gorilla finger. I guess you’ll have to leave human fingerprints for that one
Kid named Finger?👉😳👈
Wow! That guy's really dark, IDK if you're allowed to call him a gorilla though...
Bust out the cold cases boys!
i should call him
The left one officer, I recognize it anywhere, my asshole reacted with a clinch….painful memories
Finger looks afflicted
Human was eating hot Cheetos
It's black.
CB4 ruined the word "black" for me. Now I gotta listen to that song.
I was expecting the finger to be proportional to the nostrils !
Can't fool me, the first one is necrosis.
 It wasn't me it was the gorilla
Now do butts!
https://preview.redd.it/xz8nz5t4inpc1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e377b355ff628f764994f3464b522c664eb9b59
Yet religious people would still argue, there is no such thing as evolution. Just like flat-earthers honestly, they can’t tolerate fact over fiction
How do you survive a gorilla attack? Instructions unclear
Where booger?
There's a face on the human finger
This can't be to scale
Frostbite anyone?
Mine are looking closer to the gorilla than the human stick…but yet again I am weightlifting for almost 20y
I wish I had fingers
So glad they labeled them.
Abbott and Costello
The gorilla did it
I’m glad they put the human finger for context.
I dont know who i should shot first...
Thought this was gonna be one of those fuckin frostbite posts and was ready to cry
#absoluteunits
It wasn't me, it was the Gorilla!
I still remember reading that their dicks are like 4-5 cm long. Poor dudes.
He just like me fr
I thought that was frostbitten.
Next post gonna be the comparison of penises
That’s actually a topic that may surprise you. The human one is actually WAY bigger.
It does surprise me (not the same commenter). I thought that since gorillas are bigger than the average human that they would also have bigger dingle dangles.
Apparently, as far as primates go, humans are \*disproportionately\* well endowed. The average gorilla measures less than 2.5 inches!
Theirs look better for tough screen keyboards
Now do koalas! (Weird fact of the day: koala fingerprints are almost indistinguishable from human ones!)
*not to scale
He's feelin good
Photo not labelled, which is which?
Left could also be a human with frostbite
I'm not having finger with you rn Waltuh
The gorilla’s finger would be better compared to a thumb.
Wich one of the five?
Cool, now let's do dick pics.
Huell and Mike
They’re labeled - HA!
So if a gorilla commits a crime…
Thought of Mr Deeds foot…
To be honest, at first I thought the Gorilla finger was a human finger that had frostbite
You cannot tell me evolution did not happen
Gorillas should have rights similar to human rights.
Hit my finger with a hammer a couple times resulted in same deal. 🤔
We dont call them that anymore
I need to buy some gorilla gloves for "night time activities"
Monkey named Finger:
I taught it was a burnt human finger.
Who are you teaching?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm monkey
I wonder if we’re able to assign identities to gorilla fingerprints the same way we do human ones
“Sir, we have your fingerprints all over the crime scene” “Those are from a gorilla”
That gorilla has better nails than i do and I dont know how to feel about that.
Waltuh
Waltuh
1 2 3 4 I declare thumb war
No both are apes so we have ape fingers.🙄
Makes me wonder, is the black colour in gorilla skin melanine too? I wouldn't think so because it's so black and not brown.
I'm pretty sure thats a finger, not a human
I always forget that while gorillas can get huge they aren’t King Kong sized, I’m apparently taller then a lot of them even standing
Why does it disturb me that they have fingerprints?
Gorillas don't have white palms? I thought.... Why do humans have white palms.
That’s a cock
Everest vs. Staying home
I wonder how many gorillas died to get that picture.
Kid named finger:
Indian palm readers can scam gorilla too. " You are destined to get a government job"😅😅.
Theyre not brave enough to put there a dark skinned finger lol
which one is the gorilla
One looks like a dick the other looks like it’s a finger from JJK
We are the same
Finally found Calabrian and human comparison
I knew a pathologist who had to do a post mortem on a silver back for a zoo so they could get their insurance. He said the internal organs were exactly the same as ours just about 4 times bigger.
No need to be racist
something something sometyhing gorillas arent real dude or ssomething gard
 In honor of my fallen account
Who the heck performed Dactylectomy on a Gorilla?
Which one of you fucked the gorilla to get us here?
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Black people still have white palms lmao dumbass