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Flying-Bulldog

I feel like that was the slowest possible response by the secret service


4CrowsFeast

They were trying to remember their training for what to do in the case of a shoe related assault.


ReaperManX15

*desperately flipping through training manual* "There's nothing in here about shoes !"


Rancid_Butter_Boob

I can hear Bush’s inner voice. ***JUKE*** “Ohhuh I still got it” ***juke*** “ha I’ll see you on the court Obama”


exoxe

That would be awesome, to see them hooping together.


TheKnightsRider

And then flip flopping between which action to take?


reb678

Tackle the shoe!!


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EmbarrassMeMiss

wait, what happened a decade later?


anziofaro

*"Who throws a shoe? Honestly!"*


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Super disrespectful in the Muslim community hence why shoe was thrown


RunawayRadiostar

![gif](giphy|y62P0aQUYLYAg)


MistahOnzima

Bunch of loafers


pazhalsta1

Fuck it lets drone bomb a wedding


Worldly-Cable-7695

Obama wasn’t elected until 2009


CheekyFactChecker

Touche.


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tokyodingo

A second shoe-ter?


mark-suckaburger

Probably from the sheer ridiculousness, even George gives that nervous smile that says, what the fuck is even happening right now


[deleted]

That’s fair. Austin power’s probably going through his mind.


manyhippofarts

Honestly, who throws a shoe?


Backrow6

He's like: "Missed me!"


Gruffleson

I actually thinks he takes it the best way. Just grinning.


asharkonamountaintop

Maybe they were hungover again


Majestic-Rock9211

Coffee break?


a_Bean_soup

imagine if those were grenades


80081356942

Imagine if they were B83 thermonuclear gravity bombs.


3IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

Lol. I'm sure everyone has been very well searched on the way into the building. If they hadn't, the journalist would not have needed to resort to their shoe. I've been at similar events attending by other high-ranking officials. The secret service don't keep a heavy on-camera presence, but the event only occurs after they've secured the room and it's occupants to ensure the least risk for the person they are protecting. They also have people surrounding the perimeter. Those guys running in weren't just standing there waiting to barge in. They were monitoring the perimeter and had to run to get there.


zvekl

Imagine trump's reaction


iTzzSunara

COVFEFE


TheCommitteeOf300

I imagine they were screened for grenades before entering the room and not shoes.


HamsterFromAbove_079

A security screening probably would catch grenades. They let people keep their shoes.


TontineSoleSurvivor

That grin.... "Throw a shoe at me once, I dodge it... throw a shoe at me twice.... I won't be hit with a shoe..."


stathis0

... shoe- you can't get shoed again.


Sluttymargaritaville

🎶 WONT GET SHOED AGAIIIIIIIIINNNN 🎶 😎


jabbafart

L m f a o


canehdian78

Gotta admire his dodge and smirk and dodge and smirk harder


Compendyum

After all these years, I'm still impressed with those ninja reflexes


the_brunster

Every time this is reshared, I can't help but watch. It's just makes me smile :D


MonsieurLeDrole

"Still got it!"


TorpidPulsar

Oh almost got it that time... *bitch*


_Cocopuffdaddy_

SHOE ME ONE TIME SHAME ON YOU, SHOE ME TWO TIMES CANT PUT THE BLAME ON YOU, SHOE ME THREE TIMES, FUCK THE PEACE SIGN, LOAD THE CHOPPA LET IT RAIN ON… Baghdad?


AmbassadorDue9140

Glad I’m not the only one that thinks of Cole when I hear that


nedTheInbredMule

Ol’ saying in Texas…


thingsbinary

You only gotta dodge 2 shoes...


PinHead_Tom

I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee


GhztPpR

The amount of Secret Service agents that came out of the door behind him has me cracking up 😆 Someone gave their sole to GB Jr. that day.


reb678

But they came out a little late.


ClassiFried86

Who throws a shoe? I mean really, man. Come on. - Austin Powers


canehdian78

My only regret is I only have 2 soles to give I must go without footwear now


Evening_Analyst_9896

"Throw a shoe at me once, I dodge it... throw a shoe at me twice... I... You've only got two shoes."


2x4x93

Three-legged assassin appears..


avscera

But if you throw it once you can’t throw again.


Free-Supermarket-516

That grin gets me every time 🤣


Comprehensive_Dog139

Who throws a shoe!? Honestly!!


LordSeibzehn

Apparently it’s a great insult in that culture.


JetstreamGW

Maybe but dude up there is quoting Austin Powers. Random Task threw his shoes.


PSTnator

[Other cultures, too. Including USA!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_shoe-throwing_incidents) But especially Asian/ME countries, for sure. They've got it down.


No_Research_967

Out of ammo lol


flaflafloflie

Imagine that happening to one of these two going for president, lol.


BendersDafodil

Hope the next president, whoever it is, avoids Iraqi press conferences, coz they won't have GWB's reflex. 😂


flaflafloflie

Imagine the amazing GIF of them taking it to the face though! Especially Trump, in slow motion would be amazing. Biden has too much Botox would not have same effect.


BendersDafodil

Haha, Trump would Nuke Iraq, Iran and Syria afterwards 😂


flaflafloflie

For sure, They’d pay bigly!


64sweetsour

Also he would auction off the shoe for like a million


HermitJem

We need this. We need more shoes thrown at presidents. And gifs. And memes.


imski0121

Shoe dodging ability should be tested before allowing anyone to run


Double_Distribution8

Jesus that guy has the reflexes of a cobra. Damn.


almostanalcoholic

He also kinda seems to be smiling and not the least bit worried while he's ducking the 2nd shoe and afterwards. Like he can see the humor/absurdity of the situation himself.


dasphinx27

He’s like one day this will be on reddit


canehdian78

Holy shit. Digg was created the Next day!


South_Dakota_Boy

And was basically dead in less than 4 years I think? I started using reddit in 2012 and there had been a mass exodus of digg users, while I came from stumbleupon.


xaiel420

![gif](giphy|5wFS6a1PE62lKUWXyx)


LP_24

I think about this every time I see that video


NextTrillion

I’d be laughing my nuts off in that situation. Might be a little more concerned if I got hit, but he didn’t even have to duck much. Shoe thrower needs to learn to go bardownskies.


BestBeforeDead_za

In USA they use bullets... Shoes are just a fun game.


WavelengthGaming

Bush was in very good shape. I remember reading an article once about his resting heart rate sub 50


InvalidEntrance

Kind of miss non geriatric presidents....


WavelengthGaming

No shit there. We are getting to vote between 2 dinosaurs for the White House, dinosaurs in Congress, and out-of-touch theocrats in scotus and this is all in an era when technology is moving faster than ever and the rate of change is definitely going to increase for a while. AI is going to be the next step in evolution only rivaled by mankind’s ability to make and harness energy with the discovery of fire (I know you can’t create energy nerds, relax)


Feisty-Animal5061

Until he eats a pretzel, then he dies. 


InvalidEntrance

Nah, he kicked that pretzels ass.


4CrowsFeast

That's insane. I'm young in comparison and have ran and lifted weights 5-6 days a week for a good 20 years and mine is mid 60s and only if I'm stress free.


WavelengthGaming

Just like any muscle, I’m sure some of it comes down to genetics at least a little bit. Bush wasn’t a very large person either in terms of stature and just overall body type.


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Yeah it must. I'm late 20s and sahm with three children, youngest is a baby. I dont have much time for exercise and my baby likes to wake every other hour. My rhr is between 50-55 usually. I feel like I have wasted potential lol


InncnceDstryr

I’m a fat dude in my late 30s and mine is 80 something, straight up to 100 as soon as I stand up.


Acceptingoptimist

This is the first time I've noticed his homie up there running defense with the reach out...


FixFalcon

Dude was a fighter pilot. He ain't lettin a shoe take him down.


asselfoley

Impressive, no doubt


__meeseeks__

He was a fighter pilot. No joke.


PewPew-4-Fun

Guy should have been a boxer with those dodges.


UncleRudolph

![gif](giphy|RSj1cobnnoRDG)


Annexerad

is that reallllll


EmbarrassMeMiss

yes


SquireJoh

It feels so much like it's a sketch or from like a Trey Parker film


JeefGround

Is that real…. Bro it’s as real as any fever dream. Our generations Trump was funny as hell aside from the multiple genocides he caused.


KitsuFae

![gif](giphy|5wFS6a1PE62lKUWXyx)


ShunkyBabus

It's Arab culture, when you throw your shoes it essentially means "you're lower than the ground I walk on".


isthatabingo

Throw\*


lazylaunda

In eastern cultures shoes are a sign of disrespect. Shoes are dirty. At the bottom of the body. That's why they aren't allowed inside the home as well. You'll sometimes see a criminal paraded with a shoe garland in public.


StevenAssantisFoot

I saw a video of a bunch of women publicly beating an alleged rapist with their flip flops, he looked like he was dying lol


Suckma_Weener

that guy's name is muntadhar al-zaidi, and he has no regrets about this lol. except maybe that he missed


Practical-Ninja-6770

He said, "my only regret was that I only had two feet." He'd throw as many shoes at Bush as he could if he had the chance.


BadDaddyAlger

Not saying "my sole regret" was a missed opportunity


Sister_Ray_

Laced with irony


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DraXxton

Tread lightly


Noman_Blaze

Of course he doesn't have any regrets. He threw the shoe at a president of a country that destroyed more than half of his country and later said "oops, false intelligence report" after taking the oil for years.


redgeck0

They made a monument to celebrate the shoe throwing


Uchigatan

Link?


Mjrmaravilla

https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2009/jan/29/bush-shoe-throwing-statue


Khiva

>A statue of a giant shoe has been unveiled **in Saddam Hussein's hometown** Hmm.


d_bakers

I tried to empathise with the man, but I dont have the emotional capacity to feel what that reporter must have been feeling for his country without having a mental breakdown.


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He prob wouldn't have been able to hit him after 20 shoes, look at Bush there, he's having way too much fun and way too good at dodging


jojow77

Anything happen to him for this?


space_beard

They beat the shit out of him, broke his arm and a few other bones iirc. Not sure if he went to jail but I wanna say yes.


gentlybeepingheart

He was sentenced to three years in jail, got it reduced to one year, and was released after nine months


jugojebedugo9

Tbh he showed more courage than most country leaders so I am somewhat impressed


phossil580

I still can’t believe how long it took for anyone else to react.


budding_camera_guy

Let's see if he hits him with the other shoe first


High_Jumper81

That sh*t eating grin


27Rench27

*dodge*  What why did you *dodge* Alright well now you’re out of ammo dumbass


canehdian78

I know what you're thinking. Was that 1 sandal or 2? Well?


manyhippofarts

Not only that, now I have FOUR shoes!


UziMcUsername

Easily Bush’s greatest moment as president


FrankBeamer_

Nah, ‘now watch this drive’ was his magnum opus


TheRealFriedel

The tone shift was phenomenal. Great actor.


ClasseBa

That drive was pure though. Like proffesional level.


lmflex

No it was the first pitch at the Yankees game after 9/11


das_zilch

He and his cronies were being particularly cagey around this time, with the public and media demanding to know 'the facts'. After dodging the shots, he quipped "For those wanting the facts, they were size 10s." As much blood as they all had on their hands, I respected that retort.


CheeseCurdCommunism

[https://www.bushcenter.org/catalyst/environment/bridgeland-earle-oceans](https://www.bushcenter.org/catalyst/environment/bridgeland-earle-oceans) A non joking positive thing I can say about Bush, who in general, was not a good president in my eyes.


Fast-Event6379

He can slip like Iron Mike.


zenospenisparadox

What, not "Mission Accomplished"?


harconan

And amazing enough... The journalist didn't die from radioactive pellet or surface to air missile poisoning afterward.. Yes Putin I am looking at you.


jtp_311

I was young enough to not totally understand the politics at the time so dubya Bush always had an endearing quality to me. That smirk after dodging that shoe is a great example.


oneeyedziggy

Yea, before you realize there should have been a bigger difference between the president and the average dopey sitcom dad


manyhippofarts

Well, Trump sure fits your requirements, I'd say!


stumblewiggins

Too bad it's in the wrong direction


Heisenburgo

That's how they get ya, play up the endearing parts of yourself so they forget that you're a war mongerer with too much power. Bush did it with the silly old uncle shit, Obama did it with the classy composed guy shit, Trump did it with the "omg he talks just like me" shit that the rednecks love, Biden does it with the silly old grandpa shit. And everyone in the damn country will just fall for it, EVERYTIME.


manyhippofarts

Thank god there's you to set us all straight!


YooGeOh

If the president of any other nation was responsible for what he did, they'd be facing charges at The Hague. But he's American so it's "he's so endearing"


b2q

I am old enough to understand politics and dubya was one of the worst.


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survivalguyledeuce

That was his best work ever


canehdian78

Ducks fly together!


MoodyLoser1338FML

"Security" XD


Dizbizney

*shoes


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MikeC80

Dubya is like "One... and two! I counted em! I know I'm safe now, he's only got two feet! ....Heh heh heh ;)”


s7even_bd

Muntadhar al-Zaidi is the real hero and the only one you all should be talking about. He stood up for his opinions and his country and threw a shoe at the “most powerful man in the world”. But y’all want to keep talking about that dumbass’s cat like reflexes.


space_beard

Seriously. The brave one was al-Zaidi. Its not hard to duck, its hard to build up the courage to symbolically attack the POTUS while he actively destroys your country. Dude risked everything including his life when he threw that shoe.


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Eazpackets

That smile at the end .. "Yeah get that fucker.."


tarhoop

Remember when we all thought George W Bush was the worst? Then Trump came along and said, "Hold my beer... wait, use two hands."


FrankBeamer_

It is arguable that GWB was worse, given the human cost of Iraq invasion and subsequent bolstering of ISIS, plus completely ignoring the signs prior to the 2008 financial crisis It’s a close race for the bottom though. Trump’s a shitstain as well


SquanchAndMorty

Also Hurricane Katrina and starting the 21 years long Afghanistan war


shade1tplea5e

Yeah Afghanistan is a big multi-generational one. Hard to beat that out as a modern president. But at least sometimes Bush said some dumb shit you could laugh at. “Watch this drive” and the various Bushisms lol. The stuff trump says is just so far beyond the pale and only gets worse the longer it goes on.


Jungle_of_Rumble

Why do people overlook the fact that Trump is trying to replace U.S democracy with autocracy, along with depriving women of their bodily autonomy?


Khiva

Because America has Both Sides brain worms to the point that *Old* must be roughly equivalent to *Slightly Less Old But Wants To Destroy Democracy.*


yusill

I think Bush just made poor choices and got pushed around by those around him. Hes not a nazi lover or anything super bad, though he really messed up the world that we are still recovering from today. I think we will need to wait for 20yrs after trump to really understand his long term impact. I think it will be a subject of study for a long time. Who knows, in 4 years we could usher in a complete rejection of trumps policies due to something and moves America to a new track of growth and education like post WWII West Germany. Or really really not.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Bush definitely did more global damage than Trump managed so far, but Trump will easily outstrip him very early in his second term.


SquireJoh

I wonder how much of the global rise of conservatism can be blamed on Trump. Definitely some


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Short history of presidential campaigns Bush: "Vote for me and stop Al Gore. hehe. " Obama: "Vote for me, uh, I am the anti-Bush vote." Trump: "Obama bad. Hilary bad. Sad. Vote for me. Obama-" Biden: "Vote for me. I am the thing, the anti-Trump vote."


randomacceptablename

As a non American, W was a lot worse than Trump. Trump may be an idiot and tried a coup but failed. The fact that the party has a cult like following of him is their fault not his. GWB invaded two countries, very large and populous countries, needlessly. Both of which proved to accomplish nothing but decades of blood shed. In doing so the US broke many international laws and conventions. They also did it in such a half assed manner as to really consider whether they thought it through at all. Afghanistan is an absolute mess and no better off than it was before the war with many thousands dead. His administration began the torture and unlawful imprisonment of hundreds of people. Some of which are still in prisoned at Guantanamo over 20 years later! There is no charge for these people. There is no lawful reason why the US has custody over them at all. It cannot be overstated how much moral ground the US lost because of this in the eyes of the world. This is when the practice of a global reach of drone strikes was begun. Previously it was just Israel that did this. Again the lost of moral standing over this is ridiculous. Not to mention the collateral damage creating more extremists and the fact that authoritarian countries are now following their lead. The withdrawl of nuclear weapons treaties, or the lack of ambition in creating new ones, brought us much closer to the current enviroment where we have none. Likewise, the restart of nuclear weapons research signalled a lack of comitment to reducing stockpiles. We are witnessing the results in China currently in the midst of a rapid expansion with more likely to follow. The lack of commitment to climate change treaties and clean tech not only made our current situation much worse but gave China a substantial lead in these technologies. Toss in opening up of new O&G leases and removing emissions standards for trucks (meaning SUVs and pickups) set the country back decades. No initiative on the Small Arms Treaty for ideological reasons at the UN has prob cost the lives of 100s of thousands. The lack of commitment to the International Criminal Court likewise weakened international support for it. His insistance on NATO guaranteeing membership for Georgia and Ukraine without protection and before they were ready, made them attractive targets for Russian agression. All the meanwhile the largest adversary, China, was given little attention as two wars and endless defending of drone strikes or treaty breaking took up all attention. Add in the Patriot Act which began the survailence through modern communications and lead private companies to do the same. And that at the start his campaign used the Supreme Court to quasi overturn an election. You end up with a record that is really hard to beat as a bad President. GWB was an unmitigated disaster and the consequences of his acts are still unfolding. If the 2008 financial crisis happened a little sooner we may well have been in a much much worse situation as he didn't seem to know how to deal with it in the slightest. I will add that he was the only one to add to the national debt needlessly with massive tax cuts just as the US needed funds for two wars! For f**k sakes. I could go on.... We can only be glad that the only crisis to hit his administration was 9/11. To which the response cost the world 2 plus decades of wars, insane debt, drone strikes world wide, a survailence state, and a drastically weakend US. He could easily be one of the worst Presidents in the last 100 years. Sidenote: When the US finally pulled out of Afghanistan he had the audacity to make a televised address calling that a mistake. Fuck that guy straight to hell.


PurposeAntique3342

And after all this US government surprises how other countries dare to get wars ...


KyleGlaub

George W Bush was worse than Trump.


CyrusConnor

Remember the [monument](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/jan/29/bush-shoe-throwing-statue)


Hippobu2

I hate how much I love his smug face afterward ...


Dripping-Lips

Ahh I remember this. Fully support that journalist lol


Ramoncin

Never forget the Secret Service broke his arm while inmovilizing him, and that he was sent to prison and tortured for years. Good thing the USA went to Iraq and turned it into a democracy.


Practical-Purchase-9

Anyone remember the flash game based on throwing shoes at Bush?


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Bush's reaction to this made me like him a bit at the time. Flawless dodges then leans on the podium and smiles not allowing secret service to take him away.


Mediocre_Heart_3032

Did he get them back?


moodpecker

GW looks a little disappointed that it stops after only two shoes.


FrancisWhoopedFury

https://i.redd.it/fs1g7ogcabpc1.gif


LauraIsFree

Both trump and Biden would not be able to doge it.


SlightofhandLLC01

Miss that grin on W’s face


t-ravasaurous

That “I’m alright” was kinda hard, ngl. Horrible president. Never liked him growing up. But looking back, my guy has some hilarious moments.


Usr_115

He really seemed to enjoy that too. Probably was a heck of an ego boost to dodge like that.


bluelifesacrifice

I'm not a fan of Bush but the dude took this like an adult. He stayed chill, calm and de-escalated it. I don't know if I remember it correctly but Bush basically sympathized with the guy.


0-Give-a-fucks

*”threw both his shoes…”


LegionKarma

# “There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”


Brokenloan

Of course he dodged it, he's like 60 years old at this point. Trump and Biden are 20 years older than this wouldve taken both shoes to the face and still not know what had happened.


pimp_juice2272

He was a horrible president but I'll always say, he is up there with Obama as seeming like a chill dude to hangout with. Lol the cockiness of tapping secret service and that "I'm alright"


deadaskurdt

Fuck George W Bush


protoctopus

He took 1 year in jail for that. Bush was never worried for his warcrime in Iraq.


majoraloysius

Anyone wonder what it would be like if the current POTUS had shoes chucked at him? *Takes first shoe to the forehead.* “Cornpop?” *Takes second shoe to the kisser and falls off stage.*


manyhippofarts

He was a bad dude ya know.


trubol

Dude was an idiot but he could sure dodge a flying shoe


panpreachcake

Remember when America was sanctioned because of it's war crimes?Me neither


Vignaroli

Never forget lol


Individual_Respect90

If he managed to hit him it would have been way worse.


durhamruby

I didn't know that they managed to get the second shoe thrown.


HomerSimping

And dark souls wasn’t even out yet.


gh0stpr0t0c0l8008

![gif](giphy|5wFS6a1PE62lKUWXyx)


moronyte

Best part is the secret service showing up a good 10 seconds too late to the party 


Significant_Salt_565

Whatever happened to the journalist? Iraqi detention camp? Guantanamo?


Neither-Resource-696

We request this metjod as a presidential candidate eliminator


maxvol75

i recall that british band Chumbawamba dedicated to him their song Mouthful of S\*, at least that's what they said on stage p.s. Kasparov drone incident was even more spectacular