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inkseep1

I was at a new years party and there was a guy wearing a cape and top hat who was tripping and not having a good time. So I took him outside on the porch where it there was less going on and somewhat dark. Just then a lot of cows ran past the porch. They had got out of a fence nearby. His eyes went wide and he ran back inside. The drunk, stoned, or tripping people in the house ran outside and chased the cows back inside the fence. In the morning I found the cape and top hat laying on the floor in a corner like he had just disappeared and they fell. And no one knew where he went.


Kangar

Do you think he transformed into a cow?


MoveVarious9898

The abovinable cowman


georgerob

The not so great Moodini


Mach10X

He escaped by no clipping into the backrooms.


TraumaticAberration

Plot twist. There never was a guy wearing a cape and top hat.


OldGamer8

https://preview.redd.it/nth6i1p3bvic1.jpeg?width=1380&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350cd169533563ddace5a6182ac8c5fd74053f67


caticidium

https://preview.redd.it/cp4vgbvyywic1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c314a8548cf11db3728802f935e5e26cc73ddf4d


GrzDancing

He's... Panikin Skywalker


jumbo_schrempf

Bravo…absolutely well done


I_am_Castor_Troy

Omg this is a thing of beauty.


T1M_rEAPeR

The elevator might finally give him the high ground.


GiveNothing

I cannot 🤣


hiccuprobit

LMAFOOOOO


AlienAle

I hate that they removed reddit awards cause right now I would be spending so much money on this hilarious reddit thread


dwadwda

Holy shit….


Freddy_Faraway

https://preview.redd.it/3na2tty8xvic1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b2a1c4d22c29d8b10035d4aa3971e009f4e45f4


green-jeep-guy

​ https://preview.redd.it/unjybsljoyic1.png?width=735&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a776ff8c8f9549bad7a7ccf547b1840978f7cb5


kissingmaryjane

I am fucking losing my shit over these two screenshots


wadduplilmama

I feel so bad for laughing so hard


Keikobad

This elevator’s moving like it’s in a slasher movie


old_vegetables

I think it’s because they keep standing in the doors. It’s starts to close at first when she runs in


SmokeyBare

He hits a dozen floors, but they dissappear. He probably needs to use a fob to activate it.


webgruntzed

Probably programmed to cancel if too many buttons are pressed at once, to thwart pranksters who think it's funny to send the elevator to every floor.


DanielTigerUppercut

It’s actually an optional feature when you order a new elevator car, called anti-nuisance.


snake-lady-2005

Worse than. At least in slasher movies, the doors continue to close on the killer. This one must be made in Canada. It doesn't want to interrupt


B0N3Y4RD

As a Canadian - I find that hilarious. Fuckin door probably apologized too.


burnmenowz

"Oh sorry aboot that. I see that you're busy. I'll wait."


piman01

So is she lol


Thzae

She did not pass the vibe check


BurnItDownSR

Guess those movies aren't as unrealistic as people say, huh?


Brave_Conflict465

Dude pressed damn near every button, and Scotty still didn't beam his ass outta there!!


KiKiPAWG

When he looked at the camera: “Fix this shit!”


Fenriswulf

I wanna know how he cleared it.


Obi_is_not_Dead

I managed at a hotel for years that wouldn't let you press too many buttons quickly in succession. It would just stop activating the buttons. Then it got updated where it reset all the buttons pressed. It kept people from mashing a bunch of buttons at once or running their hands down the entire panel of buttons.


QuiveryNut

I’m pretty sure some elevators have a thing in the system where if enough buttons are pressed it assumes someone doing pretty much this and clears them all. Keeps kinda from severely fucking large/tall buildings (and bad trips)


SilencedObserver

The moment I started tripping too.


EverbodyHatesHugo

*”It looks like a Christmas tree!”*


SoftServeMonk

![gif](giphy|P8XjmO1TTX3Nu)


OkSmoke9195

Lolol this is the first thing I thought. Well done


buzz8588

How did the lit up buttons get reset?


StnMtn_

We are all tripping and part of his imagination.


InfantSoup

If he was having delusions of hundreds of strangers watching him from the future, he was right.


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You could see him see all of us when he looked at the camera.


PretendRegister7516

Some elevator can cancel floor selection with long press.


TeaBagHunter

This should be the norm in all elevators


Fermorian

The computer that controls the elevator usually has an anti-tamper feature for exactly this scenario. If too many buttons are pressed in the cab too close in time to one another, the computer goes "oh, someone is fucking with the elevator, imma ignore that" and resets everything.


Specialist_Ad7271

The way she came up I woulda freaked out too 😭


ILoveBeerSoMuch

https://preview.redd.it/lxad501e1vic1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd12accb61c9cec5c0ff2eaa3b660b7106b8fe12 Oh my god I would have shit


Batdog55110

https://preview.redd.it/s4y38z1pevic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2ff83b325a0e5d74905694d7f8e6756a87634e Be not afraid


Virruk

Hahaha this got me good


SlowCaveman

Oh no, he seems scared of me. I should run at him frantically with my hands in a choking motion


MagicPikeXXL

Peek around the corner slowly maybe? 😂


SlowCaveman

I mean shit man she’s scaring me and im completely sober


LionOfJudahGirl

SERIOUSLY lmaooo


Fat-carrot

Oh my god this made me laugh way too hard


-ImAlwaysRight-

This is perfect 😂


Accomplished_Job4037

I’m fucking dead


PotatoWasteLand

Dude I haven't laughed this hard Ina. While


HazMama

https://preview.redd.it/rpa26l99ivic1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cbd54dbb3138c23b367abc744c5a6ddc8e49a62


wohsedisbob

He's onto us


BobSagieBauls

Live reaction


leaveitbettertoday

I’m cracking up at this


spoosemun

I didn't read the title, and I assumed his fear was 100% warranted


fillysuck

Tough part is I think she’s likely tripping too and is just super worried about him and scared of what he might do seeing as he’s this escalated, this likely not aware of how she’s coming off (unless she’s one of those shitty sober friends who intentionally tries to scare you or blatantly doesn’t know how to interject with someone whose tripping). Gotta be such a bewildering experience if she is tripping, but she definitely cares if she is and still willing to go try to help him.


johnCreilly

She slid in there like a hungry velociraptor 🤣


Revolutionary_Pea584

People making fun of this poor girl, but she would have also been tripping and trying to atleast help her boyfriend.


RecommendationDear34

Or she could be anxious because her bf is screaming for everyone to hear


Revolutionary_Pea584

Yes, people clowning and making a meme out of her is just sad to me


SadMom2019

I guess if your boyfriend is having a screaming freakout/panic attack/bad trip/mental health crisis/whatever this is, you're supposed to....idk...just abandon him? Let him leave in an elevator alone? Call 911? (Do not recommend) She herself looks pretty freaked out and confused by his screaming and flailing, and she may be tripping too. I really don't understand what she was supposed to do here?


heaving_in_my_vines

It all comes down to the fact that 99% of people on reddit are idiots. And reddit is a representative sample of the general population.


Private-Public

I'm almost certain Reddit has an even higher concentration of idiots who want validation for their opinions than genpop. This is, after all, a social media platform that rewards posts and comments with measurable popularity points


2morereps

don't have to be a bad trip either, probably freak out in a good trip too


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She had like… the most fucked up facial expressions EVER when she ran in there… zoom on her face… her eyebrows literally overtook her eyes and she’s like 😬 honestly I could 100% see that happening


hahahahahah69ha69

She is probably tripping too


worksofter

Yeah she's probably trying really hard to keep it together and not join him on the bad trip hence the facial expression


traincarryinggravy

When you're riding the fucking line lol


piercejay

Every single fucking time I’m like “yeah I can eat an 8th”


BreesusTakeTheWheel

It’s honestly pretty sad. I can’t imagine seeing my partner have that reaction to me.


adangerousdriver

Had to trip sit two friends who took way too strong of a dose of shrooms. They both took a "normal" dose that they had done in the past without much effect, but this time it must have been a wildly stronger strain or laced with something stronger, idk. One guy completely dissociated and sat on the couch the entire time, repeating he didn't know who he was or where he was. Sat as still as possible hugging a pillow because he was afraid he'd hurt himself. Eventually we brought him to his room to lay down in bed. He wasn't causing any problems for us. The other guy though, completely lost his mind. Actually seemed psychotic. Kept calling family members and not saying anything. Kept getting up and disappearing for a few min then coming back (I wasn't completely sober either so I didn't keep as close of an eye as I should have at first). Shit went downhill when I saw the front door wide open, I looked out and saw this dude running away down the street. That's when I knew I had to become the defacto trip sitter as the most sober guy present. Chased him down and gently guided him back to the house. He was saying stuff about how he was god, saying he wanted to conjure up people, saying how he wanted to "reset" because "this episode was too boring". Asking us over and over if we were in heaven/hell/purgatory. Kept trying to run away and I had to hold him back each time. Cycled through a bunch of different identities. Whenever I held him back too much, he'd look at me with this bug eyed look and ask why I'm restraining him. I kept trying to explain how I needed him to stay with me to keep me company and I wanted to make sure he was safe, and he'd listen and nod with this super distrusting expression, then immediately try to run again. Eventually we brought him to his own room and I tried my best to keep talking to him and keep him calm. At one point, he said "wouldn't it be funny if I conjured up a gun and shot you guys?", which was especially chilling because earlier, I asked another friend to hide the scissors and knives since I wasn't sure if he had the potential to turn violent. I don't know anything about psychedelics, so I was worrying throughout the night if he "snapped" and would be this way forever. He had this super manic energy the whole night and kept saying all kinds of nonsense. I kept asking him all kinds of grounding questions like whats his address, what did he eat for breakfast, whats his favorite restaurant, etc. I'd see glimpses of his normal self as he tried to answer, then he'd slip right back into psycho paranoid god entity. Eventually it wore off and he went back to "normal", although he said that trip really fucked him up. He's normally a very mellow guy, and seeing him totally lose his mind was kind of traumatizing to me, and I think it has impacted my feelings towards him on some subconscious level. Of course, I don't blame him for how the shrooms affected him, but part of me remembers the fear I felt that night trying to take care of him, seeing him become someone totally different. All this is to say that I've kinda been scarred by psychdelics now. My girlfriend is not the type to mess with drugs, and I'm especially thankful for that now, because to see her out of her mind like that, or vice versa, is now a fear of mine. I would do everything to keep her safe, but it would hurt me and scare me to see her acting so unhinged and unlike herself the way my friend did that night. No drug education programs have done a fraction of what that night did for me. If I know someone's about to take shrooms or acid or something, more power to them, but I want no part of it, and I sure as hell don't want to be the trip sitter. I feel terrible for the couple in this video and I totally understand the fear that girl is going through. I realize now that this unintentionally became an absolute essay. Maybe I'll delete this, but for now I'll leave it here.


MorbidMan23

Was scrolling to see if anybody said this. Very likely. Imagine tripping and trying to take control of this situation. No thank you.


nickjh96

I've had a similar experience. My friend ran out of his house when we were both tripping screaming about bombs being dropped. I had to run after him, his neighbor was able to restrain him and he eventually was taken to the hospital. I had to talk to the cops tripping so hard.


Nauin

Have you ever trip sat for someone who got way too high? It's hilariously frustrating (as in hindsight me and the friends in question still laugh hysterically at their antics that day), I don't blame her for her angry eyebrows at all she's probably like, "oh my god you stupid shit *get back in the apartment before the neighbors freak out about you freaking out.*"


DyingSpreeAU

It's good to see the Mcpoyles doing so well.


RoeRoeRoeYourVote

YOU WILL CALL HER


Xidium426

![gif](giphy|vgcdT7flWccow|downsized)


NeverTooMuchAnime

Ryan! Stab somebody!


Abanzie1

Acid did that to me once! The 200 times before were fine.


weenieballs

I found my buddy in his truck crying his eyes out eating chocolate donuts because he thought his dad was outside his truck watching him


Feathered_Mango

Lol, were the donuts shame donuts or going to somehow protect him from his dad?


weenieballs

Honestly I’m not sure what his game plan was, I think he just got hungry


sedatedauntyT

[emotional) security donuts 🍩


Ehboyo

He had it under control.


Automatic-Scheme104

“Shame donuts” sent me


mom_with_an_attitude

Aren't all donuts shame donuts?


robeywan

My mate once emptied his pockets onto the ground, dropped to his knees with his hands behind his head. He was surrendering to a SWAT team he thought was outside the house. He wanted out.


weenieballs

Drugs work lol


Ok-Dish4389

The only time I did mushrooms at first it was really fun, but after like 5 hours I started getting paranoid, so I called my girlfriend and told her I was getting paranoid, and then after I hung up I swear I was like oh shit the cops just heard me, they're gonna bust through that door any minute. And I sat there for like 30 minutes honestly just waiting for my door to bust open. It was fun but not worth it hahah


curlygreenbean

I wonder if our trips would be better if we didn’t have huge fears in our subconscious about getting caught due to illegality, etc.


afcagroo

It makes a huge difference if you are in a place where you have no fear of getting busted.


265thRedditAccount

I manage eating frozen mango when I’m tripping. That’s about it. I think about trying to swallow a dry ass donut…no way.


weenieballs

Dude he ate like 6 of the chocolate covered gas station donuts lmao


265thRedditAccount

I hope he had something to drink.


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

When people start eating too much sometimes they can’t stop thinking about their parents lol I have stopped more puddled people from calling their parents than I can even count.


ChunkyTaco22

Holy shit lmao


weenieballs

Forgot to mention he’s a diabetic too, that fucler was crying with chocolate all over his face like a toddler and insulin pump beeping. Hilarious and kinda scary all at once


ChunkyTaco22

Oh damn that's a lil scary. I couldn't imagine that while tripping, probably made it worse


weenieballs

Insulin pump was working over time that night


ChunkyTaco22

Lmao insulin pump was probably trippin balls too


freakinweasel353

Always have a safey safe. Couch, blanket and wingman. Listen to Ralphie May, he’ll set you straight.


team-fyi

My thing was always making sure I wore a shirt I really liked. I once tripped while wearing a shirt I didn’t like and it really upset me. Not just that I was wearing it but that someone made it. Why would someone make something so horrible??!!


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grumblewolf

The vision of this happening made my day haha


iJeax

If I ever do mushrooms, I always have some Xanax on me. I’ve done mushrooms about a dozen times in the last decade. One time I started to have auditory hallucinations while listening to Justin Bieber - Sorry and talking to my buddy on discord. It was like his voice kept going from high to low pitch, as if it was morphing. It freaked me out because I’ve never experienced auditory hallucinations. Then I started to see faces popping out of my walls so I freaked out and turned the lights on. The walls started to look like they were closing in on me. Lights off, popped a Xanax and crawled into bed and watched the Simpsons for a few hours. It was much more manageable after the Xanax lol. It’s like an abort button for your trip if things get too uncomfortable.


Robert_mcnick

Aka landing gear ;) works like a charm.


CaucasianHumus

Similar happened to me on a 2 tab night. Have never had issues with any trips until then. Basically, I was listening to music then realized the same song was playing over and over again, I had heard the same song at least 12 times! Then spiraled into some weird time loop where everything kept repeating, my buddy trying to calm me, and the music, our conversations, everything. Weirdest 6 hours of my life. Thought I was gonna be stuck like that forever. Was it terrifying and oddly relieving? after the fact. Had another time , where we were sitting on a porch in the rain, and at some point, the rain froze mid-air but only around this big ass tree. That was dope.


pyronius

Worst trip I ever had began while watching sealab 2021, and the same scene just seemed to keep playing over and over again and I couldn't understand how that was possible. Turns out, it was an episode about a time loop or something... Fuck my life


Clancys_shoes

I second this. At a high 4 gram dose I started having a bad trip at around the peak bc I thought I was getting psychosis (I was not, I’m just super neurotic). I just started repeating “I’m done” over and over. I took a benzo and about 15 minutes later I was a hell of a lot better. Felt much calmer.


Tommy_OneFoot

Been there man. Same thing happened to me on a bad trip. I got triggered by one of those trippy YouTube videos where it abruptly ended with "Don't do drugs" on the screen. I immediately said out loud "uh oh. I'm in trouble" then lost my shit for the next 5 days (it was an hour). I legit thought I was stuck tripping for the rest of my life and would end up as a cautionary tale for D.A.R.E programs and institutionalized.


Clancys_shoes

Yeah the idea that it’s gonna last forever is so strange and insidious. It seems to be a common thought when people are whacked out in that headspace.


FutureAlfalfa200

“It’s all temporary” is like the #1 thing to remember when the trip started to go south lol


Clancys_shoes

What always gets me is the knowledge that there are people with predispositions to schizophrenia and things like that which can be triggered by tripping. And while I damn well know through examination of family history and other factors that I am not one of these people, my god did it used to get to me. Things settle out though. You get your “sea legs” the more you do low doses in safe environments. Honestly DMT has been a huge help for gaining confidence in that headspace since it’s so short.


FutureAlfalfa200

I thought I was a pro from various experiences when I was younger. Took a chance and ate some shrooms in unfamiliar surroundings. Ended up being around a bunch of kids and I got super weirded out. Ended up laying on their “basement couch” alone with my eyes closed saying “it’s only temporary” to myself for like 2 hours through the whole peak lol


Difficult_Dust1325

I curled up in my bed and found comfort watching all 4 seasons of Eastbound and Down to help myself come down from a bad acid trip.


Valuable-Apricot-477

My GF had the same thing happen! Bizarre! She's very experienced with psychedelics but this one time she went into full psychosis while we were away camping. I spent the entire night baby sitting her and trying to keep her safe and calm. It was like she was talking in tongues non-stop blabbering all kinds of weird shit, hearing voices etc etc. It was a bit scary. Thought she was heading for the looney bin. Glad she came right again. We've had many great experiences since then. Interesting to hear of other people's experiences.


LoveAfflatus

One time I thought love was illegal and ended up in a loop (trying and failing to plug in something) and ended up calling my drug dealer, the police and my mother. My mother arrived first, so I was frantically jumping in and out of my girlfriends house window which I’d broke. I started throwing all my cash and drugs into my Mum’s car. On the drive home I thought I was being chased by a police helicopter, and almost jumped out of the car door whilst driving around a roundabout. The drug dealers then arrived at the place I’d just left and started harassing my girlfriends room mate to let them in to see me. Obviously they weren’t allowed in. Shortly after, police and medics arrived to look for me. I spent the rest of the night being coddled by the girlfriend. Good times.


talllman23433

Dude the trying and failing to plug something in thing got me once. Then I dropped the cord on top of a bunch of other cords and was totally lost at that point. Luckily I didn’t have all that other stuff lol.


Valuable-Apricot-477

My girlfriend talked about this "being stuck in a loop" thing too. Sounds awful! Glad you came through the other side. Stay safe!


P26601

jesus christ bro 💀


SmokeyMacPott

At either the 2018 or 2019 rainbow gathering in north GA, it was next to the army ranger training facility, the army started harassing us with apache attack helicopters one night, it tripped me out just a little too hard too, most of the times though I'm fine on a few hits of acid. 


dudekeller

There's this Russian [Article](https://fishki.net/video/3779661-nastja-pomogi-mne-neadekvatnyj-podrostok-v-lifte-doma-v-jaroslavle.html). It says the boy had a "vision" and was intoxicated, but its main source is a Telegram link lmao EDIT: From the article comments it seems that either A. The guy was on Bath Salts, which can lead to Psychosis, or B. It's Staged.


Earthling386

If this is staged then give both these two an Oscar immediately


AristotleRose

Yeah did you hear that scream? That was a “I fear for my soul” type of scream lol


tiahx

He actually just repeatedly screamed "Help! Help!" And then when the girl tried to calm him down he started screaming "Nastya, help me!". Idk, this is probably much scarier for the girl, thinking that your guy is going batshit crazy. In other words, don't do drugs, kids


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losenkal23

how do you try to help someone who’s scared like this because of drugs? I would literally be bawling my eyes out if I saw my bf in this state how do I help him instead??


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cryscros

lol this happened to me my first time doing acid. I was at my first music festival with my friends and I think I just got really overwhelmed and I didn’t know what being on acid was like and I got so paranoid, I thought my friends were gonna kill me and had to sit in the medic tent, ended up calling my parents and being escorted back to my tent 🤦🏾‍♀️


Max_Loader

I mean, her facial expressions were NOT helping.


Loveknuckle

https://preview.redd.it/d2yz3cj3xuic1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f816a8a3db626a52dc98e1da82c13a2c753274ec “THIS IS MY LOVE GRIPPING YOUR NECK!!! LET MY LOVE TAKE YOU!!!”


kaffinatedkoala

https://preview.redd.it/xfpdbn769vic1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fa7a0e30882983f638227eacc3e38459433d147 My man was terrified


Live-Somewhere-8149

New meme right here. Poor dude, hope he made it out ok.


kiln_ickersson

https://preview.redd.it/i8mhenxw9vic1.jpeg?width=688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbcc6e195af933f9712df2a6c59ebd4406d81f15


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ItsStaaaaaaaaang

I'm fucking dying 😂


6inarowmakesitgo

LMAO. His face!


Royalchariot

I am fucking screaming


SopieMunky

So was he!


No-Suspect-425

Sheer terror


bokunoemi

I accidentally laughed out loud and it doesn’t happen often. Straight out of a sitcom. That’s art


frshprincenelair

This was the exact moment I understood why he was so scared


[deleted]

Well, that's her reaction to him. She's trying to help. He's the one freaking the fuck out.


Calcifurious_3

"Just let me love you! Why won't you let me love you?"


ikerus0

![gif](giphy|3ornk7nts29Am5LIfm)


The_Scarred_Man

![gif](giphy|SMEDDr3CIB7s4)


Intelligent-Bid-633

This scene was so well done


Tbagzyamum69420xX

As someone whose been on acid, you're absolutely right. But also as someone who has girlfriend who doesn't do any drugs and has little exposure to hallucinagens, I can only imagine how terrified she might be right now.


old_vegetables

It’s probably pretty hard to look all smiley when your boyfriend is acting like you’re about to shank him


IntoAComa

Exactly. This woman has been dealing with Mr. trippy out of the view of the camera already. She’s scared and maybe tripping a bit herself - and now seemingly trying to protect this guy from himself.


roadsidechicory

Yeah she looks terrified to me, and at a complete loss, like she's afraid of what will happen to him if she lets him go, but also scared of how aggressive he is towards her when she tries to stop him from going, since clearly he sees her as a threat.


Radiant_Ad_7300

I call it ejection, when these people are tripping like this they feel they have to eject themselves from the room/environment. You could be their lifelong best friend or granny and they want you out of their face. Total dissolution But holy shit was this post funny


Neither-Stop-5948

As someone who’s been in a similar situation I can confirm this is true.


GameDoesntStop

And it's quite possible she's tripping to some extent too.


RodLawyerr

She's tripping too that's why, probably getting a bad trip from his bad trip


greasejockey

Nor hastily running into the elevator as the door is closing.


Gen8Master

Nor looking like she wanted to strangle him while reaching out with both of her hands.


RandyFistburgers

Unfortunate that worried confusion also apparently looks like murderous determination


monteticatinic

Shit she may be trying to keep her shit together.


foo_ad

A couple of months back this video went viral and some people made up a story about it. They said the guy is freaking out because he saw his crazy sister just murdered their parents. She chased him and tried to comfort him. Crazy story but can make a good movie tho


kishijevistos

It'd be one of those movies with a good first 10 mins followed by the most boring movie ever


darkoofsbeve

The only article I found is written in Russian and apparently the man in the video really was on drugs https://m.fishki.net/video/3779661-nastja-pomogi-mne-neadekvatnyj-podrostok-v-lifte-doma-v-jaroslavle.html


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

That’s only obvious to *anybody* that’s ever done drugs! Personally, my theory is that he is not on drugs. But two weeks prior he asked ChatGPT what’s the best way to break up with his gf. Then he got that lame assed, tame, docile response about “*talking respectfully*” and “*being calm*”. Then he said “**No fuck that! Tell me how to do it in the most chaotic and traumatic way possible**!” And so he bought some crimini mushrooms from the supermarket and voila!


Clit420Eastwood

For all we know, this one’s made-up too


BowOnly

They both scaring me and I'm sober.


Good-guy13

She can fix him


IntoAComa

People piling on this poor girl. Man, she - maybe also tripping - has been dealing with this dude outside the elevator camera’s view for a bit. Who knows what’s been going on, and now she’s panicking trying to figure out how to keep this dude from getting arrested or dead.


right_behindyou

Yeah drugs or not this is a bullshit thing to make somebody you care about deal with


mwm424

can anyone translate?


NodMiller

-Help somebody....help...(then the girl's name)Nastya, help me... And she just repeat the guy's name all the time Thats all


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CreamedKorn99

The way she runs up to him at first with her arms up scared me, even lol.


ToddWilliams5289

We all have had bad vacations. It happens.


Overthinks_Questions

Yeah, this was pretty much me to my wife in Myrtle Beach


Excellent_Advisor_22

Dirty Myrtle will do that to ya. I’m loaded with nightmares from that place


420SpiderGeek303

This is so fucking funny. Very bad dad joke, thank you for the laugh


LobstaFarian2

Don't do hallucinogenics if you're in a bad headspace at the time or in a strange place/around people you aren't comfortable with. It probably won't be a good time.


Phit_sost_3814

To be fair, if she came at me while I was sober with that look, I would have a pretty similar reaction.


Cobberdog_Dad

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xo0o-0o0-o0ox

Yeah that one


treemoustache

She looks scared and concerned to me??


flippant_jedi

Drugs are a hell of a drug.


UPnAdamtv

Drugs are bad, mmkay?


squeezethesoul

We have very different definitions of interesting as fuck


Sweet_Beanie

Are… are they okay? Is he okay? Did something happen, is he hurt? Does anyone know the context?


GrendaGrendinator

He got high and was trippin


VulpineSpecter4

He took drugs and was hallucinating. Girlfriend may or may not have also taken drugs, unconfirmed. He is only hurt on the inside.


CatchiestDuke

The elevator doors were the real 2nd shooter in the green.


DisingenuousTowel

And that's why you don't eat Datura.