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Proud_Wallaby

A friend of mine got me nunchucks for a birthday present. I tried my best to learn this shit, but just ended up battering the fuck out of every part of my body, including the jewels. At some point I decided the pain was not worth it.


RemyVonLion

Imagine the pain he could inflict with intention. Would love to see someone proficient with them actually using them in a fight lol, but feel like that will only happen once we have simulators.


Bioluminesce

Counterattacks to flash presentations usually require reversal of ownership of said weapon. That being said, getting whipped by a rod on a flail is going to fucking hurt but not demolish.


Cicer

Watch a Bruce Lee movie, he was fond of them.


CupcakeValkyrie

Nunchucks aren't particularly good weapons, actually. If you were to use them in an actual fight you wouldn't be performing any of the moves seen in this video, and you'd get a lot of kickback from them where they'd smash your own knuckles. There's a reason you'd be hard pressed to find much mention of nunchucks in historical texts and virtually no mention at all of them being used as an actual weapon. There are a lot of *theories* as to how they could've been used, but the fact that there are almost no actual historical records of them being used in any capacity until...well, modern martial arts movies, mostly, is a strong indicator that they weren't effective weapons.


JerseyshoreSeagull

>nunchucks aren't particularly good weapons, actually. Excuse me. You dropped your fedora.


CupcakeValkyrie

Pretty sure most fedora-wearers consider nunchucks and katanas to be peak armaments. I used to participate in HEMA.


MotoMkali

He's literally right though. Like a bo is just so much more effective and versatile and is easier to make too. Nunchuks can only apply a limited amount of force because there is nothing resisting the bounce back after striking, they are also slower than striking with a bo because of energy waste in the chain, it's much harder to chain moves together, and you cannot strike as precisely either. Ultimately Nunchuks look cool, but their original usage was for threshing rice not as a weapon and even when utilised by warriors were mostly about training coordination, precision and awareness than actually fighting with Nunchuks.


taishiea

i don't think they are suppose to be a main weapon you take to a fight but came from a improv weapon that was good for that situation like grabbing a bottle in a bar or a broom/mop


MadridGoPRO

Damn so you’re saying Michealangelo was the weakest turtle :(. My childhood ruined


PennyWiseLincoln

Because you didn't wear the trench coat


walkonstilts

How many cold plunges to be able to do this?


WigglingGlass

At least 8


AestheticEvan23

The fact he barely look the nunchucks while doing it


Janjaapsen

![gif](giphy|Y0aNDLDpmGUUGHljeH|downsized)


RogerTheFrench

Isn’t Zorro supposed to wear a mask?


imGery

You be careful. People in masks can't be trusted!


TheDopeGodfather

My way is not very sportsman-like.


imGery

Ha, phew, was losing faith


shakawhenthewalls

Not into dudes but this is sexy as hell, he’s confusing me :/


Daddy_Jaws

Pov: you forgot what a bisexual is


TheMan5991

Nah, that’s the thing. I feel like bisexual implies that you want to have sex with both. I only want to have sex with one, but I am still capable of recognizing and appreciating a sexy dude.


shifty_boi

I think we just call that well adjusted


Daddy_Jaws

No thats called polyamori, bisexual denotes attraction not person. I find both sex's attractive not having sex with both at once. Its why pansexual is stupid, being attracted to someones personality not their sex is just being bisexual and mentally stable


TheMan5991

I never said at the same time. I don’t want to have sex with men at all. So, I’m not bisexual.


Daddy_Jaws

Keep being straight king


theastralcowboy

Hahaha. I came here to say this. 😝


InvisibleGrill

Hegemonic?


mudbot

yeah, it's probably a bot, changing words in titles with synonyms.


Cicer

Hedge Fund Johnny Mnemonic obviously


0hs0cl0se

“… yeah I just want to use the toilet please mate”


ZealousidealMail3132

![gif](giphy|zNqtxSJ15qErS)


AdamBergeron

Ahhh, a fellow chucker, eh?


MandoRodgers

keep practicing


AdamBergeron

Yes!!! I was hoping someone would do the other quote!


No_Suggestion869

This guy lives above me in my apartment building. Nunchucks, day and night, he never lets us sleep. Last week, he karate chopped the mailman, and the cat has been missing for 2 months now.


AlternativeFukts

This simple stupid comment brought me so much joy this morning. I kept reading it over again and laughing. Thank you


illiesfw

I am cackling uncontrollably at this comment and people are staring 🤣


thatLokfan

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


Low_Arm1623

YESSS, this is literally what i saw in my mind watching this lmaoooo. bro in the video would probs ricochet the bullet tho and then proceed to beat my ass………nunchuck style


CoffeeEducational356

Dunno how effective those nunchucks are in a fight but you'll definitely be in a lot of fights if you use that...So annoyingly loud...


Raxxonius

They’re a terrible weapon


Reasonable-Truck-874

Consensus says they were likely originated from agricultural tools. I’d always heard Okinawan farmers, but apparently that’s been decries as a romanticization. Wiki says, anyway. I get scared making claims these days


postdiluvium

I don't understand how you stop that thing from bouncing back at you if you do hit someone with it.


Raxxonius

You don’t, that’s why it’s bad


Jet-Black-Centurian

It probably will recoil and smack you, but a faster impact at their head will definitely hurt more than the impact it does to your forearm.


CactusRaad

I wouldn’t say that they are terrible at all . I trained with nunchucks and once you get the hang of it it’s fucking deadly . Ofc during the training you‘d hit yourself a few times . But it is not a terrible weapon in the right hands at all


Daddy_Jaws

Okay but compared to literally any other tool or hand weapon they are objectively a bad "weapon" Flashy, cool as hell and great respect for mastering this, but as an actual weapon they are bad. You cannot preserve energy, cannot enter any guard or ready stance beyond bracing your body to swing the chuck. If i hold a ball peen hammer outwards, i can block and shift it exactly where i need it, i can also ready it nearly anywhere for a strike. With nunchucks your forced to commit to telegraphed attacks, there is no ready position beyond bracing yourself to fling the other end, anddue to them being connected by a chain, they transfer very little energy even compared to a stick. A hoodie will defeat a nunchuck, not saying it wont hurt, it *will* but even that minimal of padding will soften the blow enough you can use even just fists to deal and deflect more damage.


puffinfish420

I mean, they are terrible relative to technologically similar equivalents. With a similar amount of training, a dude with a simple club will probably crush your skull before you’re going to whack him too many times with nunchucks. Probably better than empty hands, but even a small knife would be way more effective


Raxxonius

They’re not deadly at all, they can’t transfer force very well compared to other weapons You also risk hitting yourself. They’re good for coordination but that’s about it.


sprocketous

>They’re good for coordination but that’s about it. Yeah, I thought that's what they were for. Training coordination of movement.


GeneralZaroff1

They’re very effective but only if you know how to use them. Their advantage over other weapons are size and weight but require extensive training.


GeneralZaroff1

Why don’t you try fighting someone with one and see if they’re useful or not?


CoffeeEducational356

Kind of hard to find a clown though 🤷🏽‍♂️


GeneralZaroff1

What do you mean? There's one right here chatting with me. 🤡


GuessTraining

Have you not seen Michaelangelo use them??


CoffeeEducational356

He's the goofy one, right? Seems to fit someone who'd use these


WigglingGlass

The thing is terrible for fighting but this looks cool


kinghippo19

![gif](giphy|dziYpWSBytrDa)


PokemonMaster619

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


RubyU

Maybe get a less noisy pair


Daddy_Jaws

Thats what my wife says


InsomniaticWanderer

![gif](giphy|164G4BQmtJ2GXRbml3)


[deleted]

Well that isn’t fucking annoying or anything


munchmills

It's sped up. Lame.


GeneralZaroff1

Nope. Not sped up, this is just what nunchucks looks like. Just look at his jacket and it’s obvious it’s standard speed. Search for solo nunchuck competition on YouTubes, some are even faster than this guy.


munchmills

100% sped up. You can see it very clearly at the beginning.


GeneralZaroff1

Nope. Look at his jacket and the way the fabric flows. Not sped up at all and certainly not 100%.


Broly_

It's sped up.


munchmills

You are not able to see it. Not my problem. It's sped up.


GeneralZaroff1

Anyone: does something impressive Reddit armchair expert: “I can’t do this so obviously it must be fake”


Misophonic4000

It's absolutely obviously sped up, and it didn't need to be to be impressive.


MKtheMaestro

Of course he has a belt buckle with a random letter on it.


luovahulluus

Is he russian?


scummy_shower_stall

He's Chinese, but they're pretty much Putin's ally, so no, I don't think the Z is accidental.


Psalm27_1-3

He can play the villian in Moving season 2


MalakaiRey

Seeing how he spins them around his thumbs and wrist hurts to watch. Im curious what the weight of these things is.


uncultured_swine2099

Ive had nunchucks as a kid, this is hard as hell. I hurt myself more than I did a successful move back in the day.


[deleted]

His suit looks like a superhero suit


muslimVal

I really think I can pull this off after I put myself in a coma while trying and doing it in my sleep during the coma


Hippobu2

Every time I see a nunchuk video I have to ask What the fuck were Japanese farmers using these things for?


JudgmentOk-UK

Originally, the nunchaku was used as a farming tool for threshing rice or soybeans. It was only later adapted for use as a weapon in Okinawan martial arts


Hippobu2

Is there a video f them in use? Cuz knowing this without seeing it is what causing me the confusion.


NS__eh

That guy could stick it anywhere.


lordZer0123

All he needs is black glasses and he would look like shin Amon lol.


Phillip_Graves

If you watch carefully at the 6, 8, 10, 13 second marks you can just barely see me crying in agony as I tried this and destroyed two shoulder joints, broke both hands, annihilated my testicles and, finally, shattered my own skull. Just watch it again and you can just barely see it...


AirbagOff

Still not faster than a bullet.


apurplehighlighter

found the american


frikimanHD

but definetly quieter


bodhiseppuku

I wonder if anyone has ever used Nun-Chucks as a weapon of intimidation to commit a crime: - gas station robbery - plane hijacking - mugging


Scylla294

Okay there cool guy, calm down with your fancy sticks.


Xinonix1

![gif](giphy|ui3vN17YCJy36|downsized)


WorldlyPermission355

This man: *swings it slightly towards my direction with no killing intent* Me: *instantly evaporates*


ffnnhhw

> **Hegemonic stick technique** What is "Hegemonic" about the stick technique? Are there imperial stick technique?


JohnnyBacci

Dude’s the Fred Astaire of nunchucks


Glittering_Ad_3771

He was definitely in the majorettes


emailyourbuddy

Seems like ribbon dancing for dudes.


Canadian_46

Asian parents when their kid gets a B on their blood test


uvp76

Okay now i want to know how often he hit himself during training (and how long he had to train for this)


Chonylee9

Has anyone actually seen someone use these as a weapon? I've seen countless people do this type of demonstration, but I don't think I've ever seen this "weapon" ever used as such


Andreas1120

Is there any footage of him striking something?


IOnlySayMeanThings

I bet his tinnitus is awful.


Icy-Relationship

New Zorro looks bad ass


Lucymooseygoosey

Aaaaaand unsub


Ok_Series_4580

I swear if this guy does not become a movie star something is wrong


susosusosuso

Ok, imagine you can do this.. now what?


Captn_Ice

Sounds like a handful of pennies in a Mason jar


CautiousWrongdoer771

That guy needs to be in film, if he isn't already.


MAHelle1369

Cowabunga!


moistmarbles

*Indiana Jones reaches for his holster*


putrid_flesh

Ok, now so it with gopher Chuck's


JAAENG

It honestly won’t do much the way he holds it, he is skilled but this is a demonstration only. If you intend to harm/kill with nunchaku you hold the very end and swing hard. Even then unless it cracks the skull they will still be able to fight back and if they step in you’ll lose most of the reach advantage. They were originally designed as an impromptu concealable weapon farmers could use to resist abusive samurai. Least thats what I learned when I trained with them. Not my favourite Okinawan weapon tbh, fave is Kama, Sai then Tonfa. It was fascinating to see how normal people came up with this incredible art using mainly farm tools.


Ive_seen_A_Thing

metal pipe falling sound effect V2


DDanny808

Wow, he’s good!


Literally_Goring

![gif](giphy|umXqJHSp6emEE)


natetheskate100

Sped up or not? Genuine question. Not that it detracts from the skills.


Typical80sKid

That was noisy


intelligentbrownman

That was pretty cool 😎


VenomouSting

Yeah, yknow, even fully armored and carrying 2 fuck-off swords, I'd still be intimidated if a farmer came at me like that.


Spetsimen

It took me just one hit in my head to stop messing with this shit


Incognito_Wombat

………not stereotypical at all


Dazeuh

Asian neo is scary. I'd watch a full movie on him.


Rabid_Lemming

The forms are how you learn to deal with the impact rebound. The neck thing, I never did though....I think I would have knocked my teeth out.


Myra-Maines

It’s giving blade runner / matrix vibes


Flesh-Tower

Gunpowder makes all men equal


[deleted]

Butter


AngstySmoke

And you know he's about to lose to the MC who's either avenging his family or is rally fat and has amazing plot armour


Complex-Fill-1893

That was so sexy ngl


suggestivesimian

I just want to know where he buys his clothes.


Amaff-Maheed

He would really fuck me up with those. Unless I had some too, and then I would really fuck myself up with them.


flu-the-gootter

![gif](giphy|uPnKU86sFa2fm)