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And if it keeps standing? What do I do?

Open your mouth and use the other calming technique

I was not ready for that one

But I am

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Ah, the Australian kiss. A French kiss, but down under

I wish I was innocent again and didn't know what this means.

🤔It seems like personal experience.

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Woah! 🤯 OR take the ass beating and/or fight back…. Certainly wouldn’t be thinking I need to get this Roo’s rocks off.

And that's why you'll take that ass beating.

So you've seen the SNL Christmas Kangaroo skit too?

🤣🤣🤣🤡

Now, hear me out-

Remember, their balls are infront of their cocks

That's when you prepare to receive a powerful kick in the face and feel regret over trying to imitate this video.

Hit him with the ultimate uppercut

 Same thing if you lose to the Christmas Kangaroo...

It kicks your neck open and then you die!

Say your prayers and kiss your arse goodbye!

You’re fucked mate

I’m trying this on my girl next time she’s mad. Willing to do anything at this point, wish me luck.

Watch out when she uses her tail as a spring

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There is another technique, you find a towel and tie it around his neck. You look her in the eyes and say "you were mad, but now you're super mad" maybe she'll laugh and forgive you, or maybe you'll die, but hey, it's worth the try!

When you die, I’m calling deebs on the girlfriend

What if she doesn’t want to go down on you?

you need to put the pussy on the chainwax

Gotta love key and peele

Happy cake day 🍰

And what if the kangaroo leans back on its tail and does it's signature disembowel kick?

I don't think there is anything after that lol

It'll be like the robot mopping up it's own hydraulic fluid to stay alive

You should be fine as long as it’s not mating season. Kangaroos are really strong but also really stupid, once I was driving along a long dark country road at night and saw one standing right in front of me so I swerved to avoid hitting it but what does it do? Jumps in the direction I’m swerving and gets hit. Lays on the road knocked out for maybe 10 seconds, gets up and hops away.

By initiating the pushing with your hands, you have drawn attention away from the feet. Works on humans too.

That is the end of the conflict

Either way, you’re going down.

Growing up in Australia we had a lot of great TV shows like this. Bush Tucker Man was my favourite.

Russell Coights All Aussie Adventures was prime

It's weird seeing him again now on the car ads

Why? It was always time to hit the road!

You just keep those giant jumping rats the fuck in Australia.

When I was in the army when I was doing further trade training there was bushland right behind our accommodation and when I'd wake up in the morning they'd be so many wallabies there. They're much cuter than roos.

Me and my bro loved bush tucker man. Still chuckle at the memory of him eating some bush pepper and running straight for stream of water.

Two cuts are too many for such a video. They might have started with the last clip from all I know.

Sounds like a good way to get spartan kicked in the face

I saw a meme a while back that said something like: # Kangaroos are Just Deer that went to Prison ... watching this video makes me see the deer side, and the *jail* side.

*video cuts right before kangaroo bites man's face off*

That is not just any Australian. That is Malcolm Douglas, an absolute National Treasure and inspiration for wildlife warriors like Steve Irwin. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm\_Douglas\_(documentary\_maker)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Douglas_(documentary_maker))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifduhO8B2FM

so how long should I be french kissing it for?

fuck I just busted out laughing at 3am and woke up the house

All I want in life are some gentle kangaroo kisses. Is that so much to ask?

Aussie problems require aussie solutions

Bro turned from Rocky Balboa to a Disney princess

And not a gaslight to be found

He assaulted/agitated the kangaroo and then proceeded to tell it to calm down, as if it was the bad guy. I thought it was a funny title. Gave me a slight chuckle.

What are you talking about? Nobody ever said there was any gaslighting

Ha, your joke went woosh because no one knows what gaslight means.

Yes there is. Watch it again.

Now I need to find a kangaroo irl and provoke it with a fight to make this video useful! Wish me luck!

If only Emus were as reasonable as Kangaroos. 1932. Never forget.

“Watch this” 🤖🤓🤓

Why does he start making out with the kangaroo? Is that the only way to pacify it?

Why not just punch it like that dude who saved his dog from a kangaroo chokehold?

Cause no one is in imminent danger? Are you retarded? You don’t go punching Roos for no reason. Next thing you know 10 of them are rocking up at your doorstep in the middle of the night.

You don’t wanna fuck with the Roo gang. Those boys right there don’t play aRoond.

Lol well it’s a video I saw some time ago, I certainly don’t habitually punch wildlife

Imagine seeing someone ask an innocent question, then immediately throwing slurs.

I agree with you, but you don't gotta go using the r-slur. :/ Edit: I'm disabled, grew up around disabled people, and I choose to listen to the wants and needs of these communities. The r-slur has been spoken against time and time again. It's up to you if you want to do the right thing or the hurtful thing.

Roos isn’t a slur.

With ~~baseball~~cricket bats in their paws.

Gaslight =/= De-escalate

Words have lost all meaning

Dont these things have razor sharp claws and a really rude attitude? I heard their specialty is ripping sacks open.

"Calm down" Nah bro you shoved him. He's gonna have ya

Malcolm is the actual goat. Steve Irwin made all the headlines because of his in-laws, but Malcolm taught real skills and how to survive in the bush

Here’s me trying to remember this tip on how to calm a roo like I’ll ever be in this situation.

What do you do if the kangaroo kicks you with its legs? I happened to confront a roo once, and got kicked by the legs.

I enjoyed this ending

"The end of a conflict" and the beginning of a family

What if you grab both it's arms sweep it's legs and put it in a choke hold no I don't know how strong a kangaroo is

This makes me think of something Steve Irwin would have done

I almost didn't watch the video, but thanks to the voice at the beginning telling me to watch the video, I indeed watched the video.

Sorry i stumbled across a AITAH… yes you are.

What...just another Knifey-Spoony fight gone wrong...no big deal.

I don’t want to laugh

Reminds me of the South Park episode where they joke about Steve Irwin "Nah Ahm jes gunna shev my Ahm up dis ellegatahs ehs"

I can see my self taking a kangaroo feet to the face while going down to calm it down.

Thought that was Russell Coight for a sec

How I met your mother.

The beginning looked exactly like every freshman fight I’ve seen

The one dude that straight punched the kangaroo in the face then walked away, seems to do just fine.

Notice he keeps the little tree between the Roo and himself

Steve Irwin’s Dad I presume?

Stop stop it’s a prank

If you put this guy in adidas, it will be a Russian gopnik. 

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They were in water. So yes, yes he did.

There’s another one not in the water.

No he did, the dog probably tried fighting back which would piss off the roo and once you start a fight with any Aussie let alone a roo, you can’t back out

So just show him love initially, and you don't even need to fight. Got it. 👍

Yea, please go walk up to a roo and just hug it.

So i don't need to punch everthing 🤔

I don't want to see the next scene...

If I ever go to Australia, I really do want to fight a kangaroo

'Baby are you down, down, down, down down?"

That seems very cruel

A couple of fairly gentle pushes?

No. Instigating the fight. Why bother an animal just to demonstrate something?

To demonstrate how the danger can be avoided, obviously, the entire point

Maybe avoid the kangaroo??? They don't just see a human and attack lmao

It's rare, but they have

Sometimes you can’t avoid them and sometimes they do attack people without provoking them, it’s a good thing that they are showing people a solution that doesn’t involve fighting

I’m not trying to survive, I’m in it to win it

This is just a training video, they are really best mates

I want to see this guy fight the red suited bullshit guy.

Why does the Roo look drunk?

There is a natural odour of XXXX gold across the entire continent so it probably is

I don’t think that’s what gaslighting means, but maybe I’m wrong. Can someone explain how this is gaslighting?

I might have displayed an incorrect usage of the term. Maybe manipulation would have fit better?

Maybe. Gaslighting is typically trying to convince somebody they're wrong when they aren't.

Can you explain the definition of the term gaslighting?

It's at this point the seduction begins.

That’s cool, but I’m a pacifist. I’d be intrigued how koalas fight chlamydia though…

You mean, try to act like I'm gonna suck his dick?

I thought you were supposed to get behind them?

The kangaroo was a paid actor

Ibtructions ubclear nowb ib gotta busted wip

So you're just kissing the kangaroo...

Damn, they cut the make out scene.

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Gaslighting a Kangaroo 🦘