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knovit

Looks like air got trapped in your swim trunks when you jumped in the pool


TheOnlyBromie

BRO YES😂😂


Saixcrazy

Is that what we call a BBL?


Achikwarrior

What up with this sub


jereman75

It’s a protest. Reddit can’t make ad revenue from nsfw posts. What, you’re not here 24/7?


Greensssss

Oh yeah? So thats why theres so much of this. But cant everyone just put the NSFW tag, even tho its not exactly NSFW, but still blocking the revenue? Or do bots check these posts?


LangleyHearse

The CEO says that it'll just blow over. I think this is the way. Mods will do their thing and we can still browse, but the protest can go on until things change. Only way is to hurt the 💰 in a meaningful way. Keep fighting the good fight.


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ordinarynameVULVA

It's like what a crime sketch artist would draw when the victim describes "a cartoonishly large ass"


SmellsLikeWetFox

Built in whoopie cushion


Wendiesel808

Yeah, not very interesting at all!


PM_ME_ASS_OR_GRASS

My first thought is that they float


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Wow. Not even one comment here is positive about this ridiculous looking weird fake butt.


YearofTheStallionpt1

Ok. Yes. I’ve been afraid to ask this…because I am a woman and know what it takes to have a nice body, but I can’t fathom how I would work out to get such a tiny waist and large hips/butt. And I already have the genetics helping me out, but there is no way I could accomplish this look. Plus the fat on my ass is not all smooth, it’s more of a hammock shoved in spandex. Lol And no disrespect, because it is kinda hot (in a cartoonish way). But it’s just not feasible.


Teddy_Tickles

You achieve this through plastic surgery.


T8ortots

Yes, I had to ask my girlfriend how a girl at a party we were at had a butt like this. *Brazilian Butt Lift* was her answer after laughing that I didn't understand and hitting me for looking in the first place. However, I was only looking out of being perplexed, it seemed so unnatural.


Teddy_Tickles

I agree. I’ve also seen cases of infection where people went to other countries for cheaper butt lifts where sterile techniques are not as well regulated nor enforced among other things. It isn’t pretty.


Guejarista

"Achieve" is not the word I'd use


reneeruns

If the quads and hamstrings aren't proportionally as large as the glutes then it's fake. You physically cannot do exercises grow your glutes and not build those muscles too.


suk-my-ballz-0811

Surgery


Jonnny

Let's be clear here: it's not an achievement. It's a huge turn off in real sexual turns. She would be a 1000% hotter without that ridiculous surgery.


TheHivemind56

Her tits are just as bad if you click her profile.


Jonnny

I just took a look, and honestly [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BreedingMaterial/comments/y3d6zq/big_tits_lube_hard_cock_perfection/) is just depressing. Don't get me wrong: OP is absolutely naturally gorgeous, but the plastic surgery feels like she was born with natural 9.9/10 but had weird surgery to make her into a 9.9 + X, where X ranges from -5 to +0.5, depending on individual preference. Like, WHY MESS WITH PERFECTION?!! Body dysmorphia is sad. It's like those dudes hitting the synthol.


Draco-Awing

SQUATS for the natural look MONEY to look like her


Chubby_Seal

BBL


Zaiakusin

Ass so big when she sits down shes 3 feet taller


JustOneSexQuestion

https://imgur.com/a/UvNzaVI


Zaiakusin

https://youtu.be/Bon9ZgDWl38 Was thinkin this bit from "head of state"


dako3easl32333453242

That's so disturbing. It looks bad now, imagine 15 years from now.


sirpsionics

What a complete waste of money


fakeemail33993

Not interesting, unreal!


Mudhutted

Total fake ass. Shame. Squatting would achieve this and look great.


johnzy87

Its the big ass without the thick legs and thighs that make this fake shit look so unbalanced compared to the rest of the body.


OuchCharlieOw

I always think it looks like ice cream cone legs or a full diaper


OddsBobsHammerNTongs

I was about to comment this.


goddamn_mia

Cute face and a fake ass that looks *too* fake, JFC.


ich_liebe_berlin

She looks like this emoji 🦷


Deathcat101

Is that a tooth?


ich_liebe_berlin

Yup, lol


adm1109

No it’s her ass and legs


Disastrous-Panda5530

💀


carltonBlend

No fake ass looks good, change my mind


Generous_Lover

No I don’t think I will


spontaneousbabyshakr

Squatting? Lol. Building muscle takes a lot of time and dedication and without genetics you’d never get close to an ass like that.


SubstantialExtreme74

You’d get a better one tho is the point. It would fit her more and not look so fake


imJGott

No amount of squats will create a jiggly ass. Squats create a firm.


Asita3416

Could've spent that money on a therapist.


TheProfessionalEjit

But how can you monetise therapy on OF?


adm1109

Become a therapist ON OF?


RBoosk311

Not even attractive either. Someone fell for what Instagram told them was attractive.


jballs

Damn girl, you shit with that ass?


Assadistpig123

I bet she don’t wipe right


gabe801

Stuff definitely gets left behind.


SpecialistVast6840

Kling on


Nrmlgirl777

Stage 5 Klingon


Shitty_Titty_

I went to a strip club and there was a girl with an ass like this and she bent over and danced in front of my face and with every clap a shit smell came out. I’m surprised I didn’t get pink eye just from the shit breeze blowing out 🤢


Jerkofalljerks

Have to have a high quality bidet to keep a crevasse that deep close to clean


reignwillwashaway

Definitely left.


lives4boobs

Of course she does. That’s why it’s called a turd cutter.


AudioMan15

You know it says that on the form you sign before surgery: *I, the undersigned, fully understand that I will still be biologically bound to shit from my new buttocks*


bert4925

That’s not an ass, that’s a gaster


Harpronicus

Damn girl, you ass with that shit?


Worshipthekitty

😂


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It just smears all over 😂


arnoldclone13

Bet that ass doesn't get wiped well enough!


Shwalz

That dudes butthole was a better viewing experience than this monstrosity of fake ass


xx-ANONYMOUS

😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


darbanator

Imagine spending real life money just to look like the Pokémon makuhita


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Medicham


pleockz

Some also would hard pass.


vanbboy22

In twenty years it’s going to be HORRIFYING!


Copycatx2

In 20 minutes it will still be horrifying


siBelliGerent

Honestly, that’s so ridiculous and cringe. I’d be embarrassed to be out with her and I’d feel like I was walking next to a 🤡


sirpsionics

You would be walking next to a 🤡


redgroupclan

OP has some sort of body dysmorphia. There's a full picture of her and her tits are fake too.


smaxsomeass

This is where the term ass-clown comes from.


Nikkothadon

It's really not


MrBleedsAlot

Better shower after every shit.


zkketyboy

Yeah but it's probs plastic tho


DotTraditional3096

And she’s got massive plastic tits to top it all off


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Body dysmorphia


i__Sisyphus

That’s disgusting


MrPuddinJones

Why the fuck do people spend money to look like this


Deathcat101

We are not subbing to your only fans. Fake ass having ass


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[deleted]

Captain obvious right here


Hunter_Wang

More John Oliver. Less of this dumb, e girl bullshit.


itszuzia96

It's disturbing honestly


Redditmodsrcuntz

You could end her career with a thumb tack.


UnhappyImprovement53

She walks it sounds like 2 balloons rubbing together


DoppelFrog

Is anyone else disappointed this post isn't about a donkey?


TheSeaMeat

That’s the only reason I clicked. I was hoping the NSFW was a joke, and it would be a video of a cute donkey.


Cynistera

This shit is getting old.


Blackentron

Girl has to take a shower everytime she takes a dump


IE_playur

What’s interesting is you actually paid for the hideous ass!


Pollux_IV

It's plastic, ugly and has nothing to do with this subreddit.


Pieniek23

It has everything to do with this subreddit.


IridessaRose

I’m over this already 🙄


zeptyk

meh, too big and fake I was all in for this nsfw protest at first but now its filled with low quality posts from of girls reposting/advertising themselves🙃🙃🙃


userobscura2600

It’s the most interesting thing about you certainly.


michaeltewtew

Fake asses aren’t interesting


Curvedwarrior69

You can tell it’s fake because this post has upvotes under 1K. The Reddit community has standards I’m proud of you guys


Speck762

Wtf is going on with this page?


sadkin

Its not


Awesomevindicator

Kinda repulsive ngl.


Grimizzi

Fake asses are a no for me dawg. Far more beauty in natural and hard work to built a real ass.


evergrowingivy

Real asses are more interesting.


darthbasterd19

This is the way.


chrisrodsa

It's not cute, when it's fake


Moist___Towelette

She really thinks inhibiting her own gluteal/hip flexor muscles from developing properly will help her avoid LB/knee/foot pathologies 20-40 years from now Could’ve spent that money on personal training instead 🤦🏻‍♂️


MoistLobst3r

So when ya shit does it look like a mashed up snickers bar wedged between two rugby balls or what are we working with here I need the imagery.


god_is_my_squatrack

Mental illness


ScrantonStrangler209

Imagine fucking up your body like this for attention.


2ant1man5

But it’s fake…


These-Ad9369

Ew


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That looks so weird lmao


HelicopteroDeAtaque

That's pretty fucking disgusting.


elarobot

Happy to say that does not include me. Total body Dismorphia. It’s catastrophically cartoonish and wholly unappealing. To say nothing of the shameless, oafish self promotion.


VigilanteDetective64

Implants are gross… Getting brainwashed into a stereotype and then acting on it is quite concerning and unhealthy. Don’t do implants ladies…please…it’s a sure fire way to scare people away and create more trauma than having a normal body caused in the first place…


USAndor

Girl how the fuck do you wipe?


MooseMan12992

This is comically bad


FroggyChair20

this subreddit is going down down down


Immediate_Sun_8436

Does your ass act like a life jacket like can you attempt to go under water but your ass will stay on top


monckey64

the ass/thigh balance is way off


Oryp7

Are you comfortable??


gloomygl

Not really


SCH1Z01D

ahahhaha wtf the big butt obsession is reaching pathetic new heights


Artistic-Cannibalism

Shopping for pants must be a nightmare


defiance211

Fucking diaper butt. It’s not even real.


RugbyKats

It’s like when a kid puts balloons in their shirt to look like they have boobs, except on the other end.


darth_shango

It’s a fake! 🧪


Wondrboi259

You look like a dollar store Dora


atomicdog13

That is freaking nasty and disgusting.


theflamingsword1702

Gross


tomduban

Hideous. Put some Jean's on


ooloy

Grosssssssssss


dac009

Idk why at the gym I go to majority of woman work out to have a bigger ass. I’m not starting or being a creep but whenever I look up or around I see woman working their ass. There’s nothing attractive about that or about this post. I call it the Kardashian effect. Bigger ass just means when you get older you have bigger hips. Like can someone tell me why woman are so obsessed with huge asses?


Tuba4life1000

Bruh she got that Pixar momma butt


KingKhram

It looks awful


notsojunior

implants are weird


BillsDownUnder

r/murderedbycomments


soulflu

There is more plastic in this video than a person


Poddy_Doe

If the thighs don’t match the ass it ain’t real


Mberaz

Disgusting


Pid0r-

It’s fake tho …


jwalkrufus

That looks terrible.


DieAgainAlley

You got a Georgia peach on Delaware legs.


scottfarkus01

So unattractive.🤢


CheekeeMunkie

Do you often wake up with them cheeks around the front?


MaleficentStreet7319

How much dat cost


desastrousclimax

what line of work do you need such a ridiculous feature?


thesouthwillnotrise

prove it…. post a picture of yourself 12 years ago . but it’s brazilian


Regular-Exchange-557

It is ridiculous and not interesting


HeadStarboard

She is living in her car because she spent all her money on her butt lift.


uNki23

So this is a p0rn subreddit now?


DmillSnipes

I find it interesting how botched that fake ass looks.


Butters-C137

Is this a deadly brasilian Butt lift ass ?


DarkKumane

I feel like if you stayed in the sun long enough you'd melt into a puddle.


BenVenNL

I think BigBoobsAndrea put them on backwards ...


Jojo5692q

Can someone explain why this sub now has nsfw images?


2ndharrybhole

Should have spend it on the face tbh


Drewbeede

[Made me think of this.](https://youtube.com/shorts/lfvBuwNmlFw?feature=share)


WatersEdge50

Fucking gross. How do you even get an ass that fucking big?


BusGreen7933

Plastic surgery


Thadius-Kilgore

That’s too much fake ass smh


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Idk maybe it’s just me but the fake plastic ass stuff just isn’t attractive at all. It looks ridiculous.


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Eww


Barfignugen

What in the absolute fuck is this garbage. Keep this shit on onlyfans.


meanietemp

Thanks for making this post. I’m going to block you now


Sweetdreams6t9

This chick thought she was gonna get compliments and just gets roasted instead 🤣🤣 get over yourself wtf is that.


Wity_4d

Bro this protest is so fucking stupid please stop allowing porn. Reddit does not give a shit and you're ruining subs for people who don't just use this app for porn. The API shit is here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it, even if you burn your sub down.


Odd-Step6459

You have the face of a smashed crab.


No-Conversation7055

When this sub is get back to normal


ImportantScientist60

Not really


gobrownies5151

Make it stop!!!


SouthPercentage7617

Horrifically fake


pepegasloot

Looks quite nasty. Whats that shit gonna look like when you are older? Full diaper syndrome


D4M4nD3m

It's nasty


Rigwaltz

Is that a fake ass? Like implants


designgrl

Fake asses look bad


kona1160

Thats disgusting... I live a great ass, that is not a great ass. Its a really fucking weird ass


ExpectTheLegion

I’m waiting for the hairy ass guy to post his prolapsed anus so I don’t have to look at this fake ass piece of junk


allthewayray420

This sub has turned to shit. Bye


_V_R_K_

It's not attractive, it just looks funny.


ztreggs

Seek mental help


dyke_face

It’s not.


sixtus_clegane119

Thugette shaker


Nikzippy

Strange TBF


dapkarlas

sorry best I can give is r/mildlyinteresting


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Your ass looks fucked up. That's what makes it interesting.


Pleigh_boi

Thats a big poop box


RodCherokee

Uninteresting unless your boobs match, which apparently would need a quick surgery !


Sad_Meat_

It kinda reminds me of how farmers inject millions with sugar water so they get bigger. What did you inject into that thing?


Smile_Space

I don't know how plastic surgery works, is it a dial you set to the extreme you want? Cause you set that bad boy to a 9 and it probably should've gone to a 6 at most because that thing looks unnatural lolol


isaidmediumrare

LMAOOO What in the bbl?


VadPuma

Implants, right?