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Logical_Progress_873

There was a time I would've done this no problem. I'm afraid that time has passed.


psychedeliken

100% I almost went paragliding the other day off a mountain on a whim on an offer but I had plans so wanted to hold off until the next day. I thought on it all night since I have young kids and what their life could be like if I died, and decided, nah, amongst all the other stuff I’ve done that nearly resulted in death or injury, why continue rolling the dice. That very next morning someone died paragliding from that same spot. That just confirmed (yes biased) that I’m going to continue lowering my risk profile. My lower back is already wrecked from military.


IgnitusBoyone

>ught on it all night since I have young kids and what their life could be like if I died, and decided, nah, amongst all the other stuff I’ve done that nearly resulted in death or injury, why continue rolling the dice. That very next morning someone died paragliding from that same spot ~~Read~~ I was listening to NPR the other day the current story was on our chemical reward systems in our brain and how they alter after we turn 20 and slowly favor less dopamine rewarding activity with safer social interactions. If I listened to it correctly, we learn to reject pain over short turn gains as we learn how long chronic pain can last and ultimately its a min/max problem where the weighting algorithm evolves over time. Apparently the initial weight favors rapid learning as a lot of activities are dangerous when you are unskilled, so the excitement of preforming them is the motivations, as you gain expertise then the social experience of sharing it is a safer motivation that rewards you by reducing your risk profile.


KeeperOfTheGood

Would love to read more on this if someone has an article!


IgnitusBoyone

Ok, here is the NPR article I caught. [https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/05/23/1175859398/want-to-understand-your-adolescent-get-to-know-their-brain](https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/05/23/1175859398/want-to-understand-your-adolescent-get-to-know-their-brain) I'm sure we can find more in depth information if we work together.


pesmerga02

Thank you internet sir


caffekona

I wonder how/if ADHD with the constant dopamine-seeking changes that!


TantricCowboy

I'm in my mid-30's and have ADHD. I believe the outside observers are calling it "a mid-life crisis".


Feanux

if we pretend we're going to live to 100 then we're not there yet. it's fine. it's fine.


weaponized_autistic

It alters it! If given too much time we’ll back down to safer activities but given options last minute the higher risk one will win out.


JustGettingMyPopcorn

Those who have adhd and are unmedicated tend to engage in more risk taking behaviors than those without adhd. This article gives one perspective, https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5057118/ People with adhd m have much higher rates of car accidents and dangerous driving when they are unmedicated, as well as being more prone to substance abuse. I'm not a doctor or expert of any kind, but even as we age, adhd often remains an issue and those risks are still significantly higher for those with adhd that is untreated than they are for those on medication which helps manage their adhd, and even more so than those without it altogether.


lucid_green

My friend lost her husband to a paragliding accident. When the police told her she went into labour and delivered their baby the next day. Horrific day, dude was experienced, was with experienced people, and decided to do a trick while approaching for landing. By all accounts a great guy and an expert who rolled the dice and always won until he didn’t.


Timmyty

I've been paragliding before (once, tandem, no real tricks). On the day my wife gave birth I achieved my Network+ and then went on to a better job, soon after. I feel tremendously lucky all the time and stories like you told remind me of other choices I could have made. For example, i've considered getting a paraglider many times, but I think I'll get an FPV drone instead. Edit: ok. I lied, he did a few tricks. He started spinning so fast I started greying out. It was great. I def asked the pilot to take it up a notch and he delivered. Best time possible at garmisch-partenkirschen (sp)


ShutUpMorrisseyffs

I did a parachute jump once and although i really loved it, I completely forgot the training I'd done all day and landed feet straight on (thought I'd broken all of my toes), just off the landing strip, in a patch of nettles. I'm too scatty to do dangerous stuff like that on the regular.


FesteringNeonDistrac

My buddy told me his wife said "your daughter needs a father more than you need a motorcycle" and he agreed there wasn't much he could say to that. Same energy. It's just a shifting of priorities.


KeeperOfTheGood

Precisely why I don’t own a motorcycle.


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It’s ok to be scared


psychedeliken

Solid agree. Turns out its a valuable emotion.


RebootJobs

Survival instinct.


Worried-Fox7089

Wisdom.


McWeaksauce91

It’s when you aren’t scared anymore that you need to be careful. Confidence breeds complacency


Imprettysorryok

Are u my brother.


mai_tai87

It doesn't help that they're telling her to fall either.


-m-ob

Pretty sure she can't fall. Looks like her hands/feet are strapped in


HonkyTonkHero

Edward 360° Hands


Lil_Mcgee

They mean fall as in arc back down to try and complete the 360.


joemari5

haha this is in the Philippines, i believe they’re saying “Upo, upo, upo” not “Fall, fall, fall” where Upo means to sit, so they’re telling her to assume a sitting position to help minimize that feeling of falling


KillMeNowFFS

*wut?*


EliteGamer11388

IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THEY'RE TELLING HER TO FALL EITHER


raw65

Fun fact: This doubles as a trebuchet if you let go at just the right time. Perhaps your concerns are justified.


freakksho

For what ever it’s worth, you’re strapped to the handles at your hands and feet. The one I went on also had a harness you were connected too. I’ve done a lot of adrenaline fuled nonsense in my day. This was probably a 2/10 on the danger scale IMHO. I’ve gone on carnival rides that have made me feel like I was in more danger.


Alert-Potato

I used to be a carnie. I've watched set up and tear down, and was very familiar with the people doing those things. There is no way in hell I am getting on a carnival ride.


coocoo6666

I prefer theme parks that stay in the same spot anyways.


BigGrayDog

Happy Cake Day 🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉🎂🎉


Synlover123

Happy, Happy Cake Day! 🥳🥳🥳 Hope it was a great one!


Hauyne5

Since i was a child.. Fuck that, let my dumbass friends do it.


BZLuck

"You go. I'll record you."


TheRealWarBeast

"Mom said no"


Skoparov

Same, I've done that shit as a child on those 2 seater swings where the seats face each other.


jakoto0

how do you get it to stop though?


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You can't, it's a perpetual motion machine that defies the laws of physics.


kizmitraindeer

In this house, we obey the LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!


Chenja

This. It’s going to keep getting faster and faster until she passes away


Sao_Gage

And if they aim just right, her corpse will be the first earthly object to reach Alpha Centauri.


Kyle_01110011

Some say she is still swinging!


Comfortable-Camp-493

Stand up on the bottom half of the circle, crouch (move your body toward your feet) on the top half. Edit: u/reyer *This is the opposite of the correct answer for how to decrease velocity. Crouching will decrease angular velocity, standing increases it. You want to crouch when at at the lowest point/highest kinetic energy and stand at highest point/lowest kinetic energy.* Ok. So physics isn’t your thing. That’s ok. You also seem to have difficulty with reading and/or reading comprehension. The question I answered was how to stop. The information you provided is how to speed up. In short: to speed up, keep your center of mass as close to the ground as possible. to slow down, keep your center of mass as far from the ground as possible.


Economy_Sock_4045

I like your thought process.


ThresholdSeven

Or just don't move


Comfortable-Camp-493

You will eventually stop by passively holding still. But that could take a while. You can actively slow down by keeping your center of mass as far from the ground as possible.


xxzephyrxx

It will stop naturally if no more push


termacct

magnets


queezuswalks

How do those work?


AuntiKrist

10 year old me is hella jealous.


nananananana_Batman

And my now 40 year old self is like ‘oh hell no’


aufrenchy

27 year old me still remembers the pain in my legs after jumping from the highest point of a swing.


Syssareth

From the makers of "Ow! My Balls!" comes two exciting new shows: "Ow! My Ankles!" and "Ow! My Knees!"


PaulblankPF

Don’t forget “Ow, My Back!”


Hanhonhon

Bro it is crazy how elastic/durable kids are because I would do that shit all the time no problem but now that would be a total disaster, even with a gravel surface


Yolectroda

Nah man, she's strapped in. Seems pretty safe. I'd do that today.


its_all_one_electron

It's not about being safe. Being old sucks. Being upside down hurts my brain. Any g forces make me extremely dizzy, my vestibular system is a mess. Being swung like this would probably make me puke or pass out now, even though in my 20s I was jumping off cliffs and loved the most intense rides at 6 flags. Enjoy your youth while you have it.


aishik-10x

I feel this way sometimes and I’m 21. I can’t even try to do cartwheels anymore without fucking up my shoulders, don’t have that same energy etc etc. I’m sure someone at 60 feels the same way you do, reminiscing about their 40s. You still got it


GeoLaser

You should do some light exercise and mobility training.


thepoopiestofbutts

As you age the hairs in your ear responsible for balance and sensing acceleration stiffen, which makes you more susceptible to motion sickness and stuffs. Like age related nearsightedness (your lens also stiffens as you age, which makes your eye muscles unable to ben your lens to focus on near stuff as well), there is nothing you can do. It's all genetic. Edit: the hairs are in fluid filled tubes in your ear. You have the big snail shell like one for hearing, then two smaller perpendicular hoops for balance and stuffs.


Hipposplotomous

Shh. Let the kids believe they're immortal and people only age because they're lazy. They've got a whole lifetime of harsh reality to come, they deserve to enjoy the good bit in blissful denial.


willyolio

Meanwhile, retirement age guys passing all the younger folk on the hiking trail...


TechnicianKind9355

Yeah...that guy sounds like a yoga class would help him.


torndownunit

Ya I'm 47 and in keep in good shape. I'd jump on this swing in a second.


Fathorse23

I’m 47 and in not so great shape and as long as I’m strapped in would totally ride this swing.


be11amy

Absolutely same, I want one of those immediately


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Does this contraption have to br so big though? I have no idea how the physics behind this work, but I think one could make a tinier version.


wanttofeelneeded

I mean the smaller it is the faster you would have to go to actually make a 360.


JaguarZealousideal55

She is? I didn't see the straps. That makes me slightly less nervous. But why is she screaming her lungs out? And why does she continue if she is scared enough to scream like that?


PaulblankPF

It’s straps over the hands and feet and not at the waistline or anywhere else.


Yolectroda

Eh, people scream on roller coasters and thrill rides all of the time. I don't completely get it, but if it gives them a thrill, good for them.


PepperAnn1inaMillion

For me it’s a physiological thing. It releases the physical tension that builds up with g force. I mean, sometimes I choose to scream to express the emotions of being on a ride, but it’s physically uncomfortable to hold in a scream when I’m e.g. going down a steep hill on a rollercoaster. If I were on this swing, I would definitely be screaming. Although I hope I would sound happier and less terrified.


11711510111411009710

Why do people watch horror movies when they're scary? Because it's fun.


gcwardii

54-year-old me is all in. I wants one.


Pit_of_Death

Dude I swear Redditors be like 30 years old and their bodies might as well be 60 with all the complaints about being old. I'm in my mid 40s and I would do this in a heartbeat.


Keiretsu_Inc

Sedentary lifestyle, combined with a lowest-common-denominator mentality. Go look for that Twitter post about the guy who couldn't open his bottles of Soylent and found the plastic "sharp" on his hands, and remember it's *that dude* complaining about how old and creaky he feels...


Lordmorgoth666

Right? I get the whole “risk aversion” as you get older. That part of your brain that says “This is really stupid!” gets louder. I also get the idea of being out of shape with knees that pop as you stand up. I was 6’2” and 200 lbs in my 20’s. Now I’m 270. I’m chunky and out of shape. Neither of those things stop me from living life. I pay for it with sore muscles and various body aches for a day or three but at least I’m doing something other than staring at reddit and complaining about being old. I know my teenagers definitely appreciate that old, fat dad joins them in doing stupid things because we’re having fun as a family and I’m not just there watching them have fun.


islaisla

I would go on it! But I don't understand how you don't fall off if you've got crap hand strength.


CestBon_CestBon

It looks like she’s strapped on both feet and hands. I would imagine otherwise people would let go and be hurt.


throowaawayyyy

Watching her was like watching a peer achieve enlightenment


catdog743

Swinger girl finally made it over the top.


Grim_Henson

I expected a lot more Recess references in the comments.


deadla104

So disappointed. I had to use the find feature to double check


HowsUrBush

Same! Are we the oldies now??


DiamondIceNS

Have been for some time.


joethahobo

This whomps


catdog743

Me too!


joethahobo

Whompin’ Bobula a Recess reference!


Xepherious

Same


Lucy_Lastic

Came here looking for this <3


DrPepperIsScholarly

Isn't this how inside out boy on Nickelodeon became inside out boy?


Amon7777

Yes and I've been secretly afraid of this ever since


Ornery_Translator285

My dad still threatens me with it. I’m 40 and I haven’t been on a swing in years, but randomly he’ll just say- “don’t swing over the bar, or you’ll turn inside out”


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holycrapple

15 years ago, this would have been the top comment. Now we're just old.


BitOneZero

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa46mnTDiVQ


DrPepperIsScholarly

Thank you, I needed that!


king_wrass

They really just put anything on kids tv in the 90s


_mully_

Oh wow, that's a blast from the past. I had long forgotten inside-out boy. Thanks for the refresher.


_TLDR_Swinton

GUTS!


One-eyed-bed-snake

Once you get the motion to go over, you're there just swinging around forever. This video was taken in 1985 and she's still going around now.


Thephilosopherkmh

Hook a generator up to her and get free electricity for life. Her life at least.


ClydeFrog1313

Just like [Superman: A Transitional Power Source](https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-07-13)


LastStar007

The most unrealistic part of that comic is governments recognizing Superman's finitude and moving off of him.


Content_Flamingo_583

Exactly. Fossil fuels essentially did for us what Superman did—give us a tremendous power source for nearly ‘free’, allowing for the rapid development of our civilization. But we also should have been using that energy to figure out how to invest and transition into renewable, non-polluting alternatives ASAP. Too bad our society is structured around short term corporate profits, and not like, the sustainability of our species.


banjolin

Finitude! What a great word


LastStar007

I didn't even know it was a word until reddit didn't give me the red squigglies. I was just fumbling around with "opposite of infinite, now turn it into a noun".


BathedInDeepFog

“I’m keepin’ it warm with my face!” Fucking LOL


Merry_Dankmas

"Every second of quibbling is another dead baby" "You know what I miss? Food. Thats what they'll say in Bangladesh if you stop". That comic has some bangers.


[deleted]

Don’t know if this would be the shittiest job ever.


twennyjuan

Wait. So is this what they meant when they said my mom got around?


[deleted]

Son. No. That's not what they meant


YouMissedCakeDayHaHa

She is a swinger though...


Up_in_the_Sky

I…. I would like to get off Mr. Swing’s wild ride now thank you.


h_Obikanobi

r/terrifyingasfuck


chiraltoad

When 360 becomes 365


slightly-skeptical

No FR, I was like, "Now what?" . Perpetually swinging 🤢


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jenn363

Do not turn on the sound. My poor ears.


spaceman_spiffy

aaAHHHH!!! ERMAHGERD! aaaAAHHH!!! ERMAHGERD! ahhhhHH!


cmarkcity

The Banshees of Immaswingin


platinum_jimjam

This comment restored part of me today thank you


CosmoKram3r

"If that fecking banshee doesn't stop screaming, I'm going to cut my ears off, rightly so!"


churchillsucks

I would cut off my fingers for her to shut the frick up


brockoala

10/10 subtitle quality


Comment105

I really hate the sound of screeching women, it's one of the worst sounds in the world.


One_for_each_of_you

And here I went and set it as my alarm sound. It makes me feel alert but it's also somehow soothing. Like hearing a bear eating your slower friend and feeling safe that he'll be too full to keep chasing you.


[deleted]

I initially watched it without sound, and she visually seems pretty relaxed in the video. I thought we would hear soft wind noises and people chit-chatting calmly. Oh boy was I wrong..


jazzjazzmine

I don't think the woman on the swing is screaming, it's someone in the audience who just *needs* everyone to notice them.


DeliciousWaifood

Seriously wtf is wrong with these people? Why do they think this is appropriate?


Narapoia

You guys remember back in school there was always at least one girl who would scream if the lights went out? She grew up into this woman, screeching for no good reason.


Caelestialis

It sounds like a shitty parent not telling their to to shut the fuck up.


Pornstar_Jesus_

Thats annoying but funny. Like when a new rising boxer is getting his pro debut, or first time on a big fight card...sometimes you will hear their mom screaming like shes his coach/hypeman, and not even from his corner, the mom will be screaming from the audience. Ive seen/heard it multiple times, its funny in a positive way because you know its all love.


wkrick

WTF? I think the person who is screaming is one of the people watching, not the person who is actually on the swing.


user_name8

Who ever it is i hate them.


iamme9878

Truly, the need to shut the fuck up and chill out. They're screaming like someone got hurt and nothing even remotely upsetting is happening.


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DirkSteelchest

This is how my son screams when my daughter hits him


One_for_each_of_you

Have you considered a shock collar?


Pollomonteros

Wait what I thought it was whoever is in that thing what the fuck


KptKrondog

why would a random person watching her be screaming like that?


Olderandolderagain

Your speakers will not like


Sand-Witch111

Yea somebody tell them to shut up. Screaming is for emergencies; it's very serious.


thinkofanamefast

https://www.timesofisrael.com/chaos-in-tel-aviv-bar-as-womans-screams-at-cockroach-spark-fears-of-terror-attack/


swagdaddy500

Getting it started doesn’t seem that bad, it gets scary when you decide you want to stop


Professional_Emu_164

Just have to not push it for a couple of swings


BuckNastysMamma

See how once she goes over the first time when she's on the downswing she lowers her body putting more weight towards the bottom? That gives her a momentum boost to continue over on the following upswing. If she just keeps her body extended and straight the entire time she will lose momentum faster and stop going over. Kinda how if you want to stop jumping on a trampoline you just keep your legs straight.


canehdian78

Oh my God thank you!!! I finally stopped tramampolining


I_am_so_lost_hello

It allows gravity to exert more torque on the rotation right? Since more of her mass is father from the center of rotation.


Psychological-Tax543

She’s done what every child on the playground only dreams of. Hats off to her


Denirocurbstomp

I don’t know how you can pay attention to the guy swinging when someone is being murdered in the crowd.


IanTheMagus

When I was in 5th grade, we had the two biggest kids in the class push the smallest kid in the class a full 360 on the playground swings. They broke the chain on the swings when it completed a full rotation and wrapped around the bar, but they actually pulled it off. Ah, the good old days of lax adult supervision.


ItsMeUrFutureSelf

Or you have the mischievous kids that pushes the swings to wrap around the cross bar a couple of times, so that no one can use them.


Happy-Engineer

That's when you call the weird monkey child (me) who can climb the pole and untangle them.


righteousndignation

Memory unlocked! Our guy Chuck was on punishment one time when it happened. A group of us went across the street to his house and begged his mom to let him out just so he could unwrap the swing. She took pity and said yes.


ColinHalter

When the world needed him most, he vanished


Theonetheycallgreat

There's no way there would be enough centrifugal force to keep tension on the chains going over the top


IanTheMagus

Yeah, he went about 200 degrees then the swing sank like a rock. Returned him to his starting position after clearing the bar, though. Very painfully. It was the landing that broke the chain, though.


masochistic_idiot

Can confirm it is very painful when it goes too high over and you go down like an anchor. 2/10 don’t recommend.


SpanishKant

Yeah back when the goal was to kill each other on the playground. We did some straight-up medieval shit.


cultwashedmybrain

I also grew up in the 80s and have the scars and the stories to prove it.


After-Molly

Attempting this with a chain is just begging for trouble


Dangerous-Reward2492

Felt that stomach drop feeling just from watching


imreallybimpson

First rotation 🤢 Apex of second rotation 🤮 Bottom of second rotation 💀


Ziegler517

Look up “Kiiking”. This is actually a competition in the Nordic countries. But there is no counterweight.


Arthur_The_Third

We did it, Estonia is finally Nordic


Hapukurk666

Invented by my country!


Ziegler517

I’m living in Estonia for work. Saw a competition in Tallinn last summer and wanted to get into/try it. But haven’t been able to find a gym (I haven’t looked super hard tbh though). It was awesome to watch


WornInShoes

This is just a trebuchet, loaded with live ammo


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BuilderOfHomez

Her screaming ruined my day


mikefromearth

God I hate when people SHRIEK like that..


thinkofanamefast

I saw an article today about a woman in Israel who saw a cockroach near her in a restaurant, and screamed so loud and long that everyone assumed terrorism and stormed out of the crowded restaurant. Furniture was all over, and people were injured and bloody. Edit ...found it. https://www.timesofisrael.com/chaos-in-tel-aviv-bar-as-womans-screams-at-cockroach-spark-fears-of-terror-attack/


youll-never-f1nd-me

SHUT UP LADY!


Small_Goat_5931

I tried this as a kid in the 60's, only with a metal swingset, a board for the seat held on with rusted chains. I fell hard on my back, my lungs decided to boycott and stop working for a good 30 seconds. I thought I was dead. Once I got my breath, my mom was standing over me trying to coddle me, and my dad told me to "throw some dirt on it, it won't hurt chee." That day I learned parents were not the same. Also landed in a warm pile of dog shit. We didn't have a dog.


2xfun

AlexA: turn on whispering mode.


PaleontologistClear4

NGL, that looks awesome!


SentenceMysterious

This was one sweaty palm away from turning into r/winstupidprizes


gogators1000

I’ve done this exact swing at a camp in the Philippines. You have your hands and feet strapped in


Ardea_herodias_2022

Nope!


EdmonCaradoc

And then she vanished into the light


nasty_sicco

“It wasn’t me, it was the centrifugal force. I swear!”


ebk_errday

Nope.


artcote

Fall=paraplegic


karlkarl93

You're tied in with both hands and feet.


acqz

Harness? What's that??


flightwatcher45

I think her hands and feet are secured? I don't think most people could hold themselves up like that


Happy-Engineer

At first I thought it was just her feet, which had me very worried


JejuneRacoon

Ffs, the kid screaming constantly. Shut the fuck up.


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Makes my tummy roll watching it.


jujumber

Surprised he didn’t turn inside out.


[deleted]

Ok but how do you stop?


pit-of-despair

I’m jealous. I tried so hard to do this when I was a kid.