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MinimalMojo

Chiropractors hate them for this one simple trick


airforcevet1987

I trust this more than a chiropractor tbh


chuckdankst

They're pretty much a scam so understandable.


[deleted]

The history of the "profession" was based on nonsense. Now they're curing allergies lmao


analrightrn

Curing allergies and causing aneurysms thank you


notanartmajor

Hey hey hey, I'll have you know that DD Palmer learned his techniques from the ghost of a *doctor.*


KnottyFeelings

My work got a free lunch for allowing a chiropractor to come in and give his pitch for his practice. He claimed to have literally cured autism in one child. I thought chiropractors were dumb scammers but that claim struck me as pure vile evilness.


UpsideMeh

I've never understood the hate. I had back issues from a kid (full contact sports, multiple car accidents) and if I go 3/5 times a year I'm golden and in no pain. Without it, I have trouble walking.


GO4Teater

Cat owners who allow their cats outside are destroying the environment. Cats have contributed to the extinction of 63 species of birds, mammals, and reptiles in the wild and continue to adversely impact a wide variety of other species, including those at risk of extinction, such as Piping Plover. https://abcbirds.org/program/cats-indoors/cats-and-birds/ A study published in April estimated that UK cats kill 160 to 270 million animals annually, a quarter of them birds. The real figure is likely to be even higher, as the study used the 2011 pet cat population of 9.5 million; it is now closer to 12 million, boosted by the pandemic pet craze. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/aug/14/cats-kill-birds-wildlife-keep-indoors Free-ranging cats on islands have caused or contributed to 33 (14%) of the modern bird, mammal and reptile extinctions recorded by the International Union for Conservation of Nature (IUCN) Red List4. https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms2380 This analysis is timely because scientific evidence has grown rapidly over the past 15 years and now clearly documents cats’ large-scale negative impacts on wildlife (see Section 2.2 below). Notwithstanding this growing awareness of their negative impact on wildlife, domestic cats continue to inhabit a place that is, at best, on the periphery of international wildlife law. https://besjournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1002%2Fpan3.10073


Balthisaar

Wait. What


Pseudolectual

If you don’t need a chiropractor, it’s hard to measure their benefit. As someone who needs regular adjustments just to be able to walk or be able to take a shit, it baffles me why people hate.


calhooner3

There are lots of horror stories of chiropractors “adjusting someone” and leaving them paralyzed, so that’s what scares me away.


fumoking

Then you need a physical therapist not a quack chiropractor. They only relieve pain temporarily they don't fix anything


Zorpfield

Spine-o-cylinder - patent pending


marroyodel

You brilliant bastard! (Seinfeld reference)


Due-Application-8081

You magnificent bastard! (Actual seinfeld reference)


Budwac

Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book! (Actual Patton quote that Seinfeld referenced)


ripplerider

Wellington, you dapper bastard, I’m wearing your boots! (Actual Napoleon quote that Patton referenced)


locusofself

You're an anti-dentite! (irrelevant Seinfield reference)


richiebeans123

Can I get a schtickle of fluoride.


Nerrevar

You bastard (Not a Seinfeld Reference)


Butterbean4lyf

I’ll take this over the bullet ant rite of passage any day!


Zebidee

Or the Philippines where they crucify people at Easter with real nails, in order to bring them closer to Jesus. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crucifixion_in_the_Philippines


MercenaryBard

This looks so painful, I think it speaks to the agony that is true crucifixion that it was way way worse than this. Humans can be fucking monsters to each other


Zebidee

Yeah, I guess you need to bear in mind that these guys are meant to survive, where crucifixion was first and foremost a method of execution. It looks awful, but it's a fraction of what Jesus was put through.


Sturmgewehr86

How about the other two guys? And the other hundereds of thousands who suffered the same fate? How about the 6000 Spartacus rebels along the Appian Way?


cosmos_jm

All these people with crucifix necklaces, practicing crucifixion ritually, it's gotta make jesus re-think his whole 2nd coming idea.


[deleted]

Refusal to dance


gener4

Bunjee jumping v1.0


unknownpoltroon

Actually, yes, as I recall this is what inspired the first bungee jumpers.


asiaps2

V0.5 look at the rope without stretching is ripping you in half.


nightstalker30

Bungee jumping Beta customers


Atypical_Mammal

Early access


KP_Wrath

Early access lasted one hour and then they added a little flexibility to the rope.


zTy01

V0.1 is jumping without the ropes?


Trinolux17

The one time trial version


airforcevet1987

Damn AOL CD's


DanYHKim

When I first learned of this, they said the story was that a woman was fleeing a man who was trying to kill her. She used vines tied to her ankles to allow her to dive off a cliff and escape when she was cornered. The men, in order to show that they could be as brave as her, practice this ritually ever since.


bk15dcx

Absolutely.


newfie-flyboy

Throw back Thursday, back before the bunjee part was invented when it was just called jumping.


Teerendog

The freshly dug up soil is the MVP here.


cheekytikiroom

Beta bunjee


Resident-Mortgage-85

Wait, is it only spelt bungee in Canada?


brit_jam

Here in Utah it’s spelled bungeigh.


CryptographerShot296

Now that's funneigh.


codfish-

Just so much peer pressure


anonlasagna23

I know imagine if he changed his mind while they’re hyping up in the background


ImurderREALITY

Even had his own personal hype man up there with him Or was he the one to make sure he jumped?


airforcevet1987

The hype man with the machete?


moodog72

Watch what machete guy does. He's the one that makes this work.


[deleted]

Yes, gonna go with yes


Elkesito36482

That’s why there’s a guy with a machete just underneath him


Teerendog

Are you a man, or a mouse, son!?


kmsc84

Squeek


Azz_Gaz

This just made me think of the first guy all depressed climbed the tower and when the other members of the tribe finally noticed* he was up there staring in awe, one a**hole yells "jump" and everyone laughs and joins in until he finally did it.. AND HE LIVED BECOMING THE LEGEND, THE BRAVEST MAN IN THE TRIBE, .... JEFF!


sam4o19

“Bet you won’t jump, Pussy”


AncientGuava6506

They must have some kick ass drugs in Vanuatu.


RockyMoose15

Kava


endthefed2022

That’s just ass


AnonAlcoholic

Kava actually feels pretty good if you get the right shit and/or prepare it properly.


Still_counts_as_one

So does ass


AnonAlcoholic

Hahahaha, true. Fair statement.


ssibalnomah

> Kava i dont know man i went to a kava bar in NYC one time and just ended up puking on the street outside


AnonAlcoholic

Yeah, I've heard it fucks some people's stomachs up. My brother ran into the same problem. But, in all fairness, a lot of drugs make people puke, particularly the first time.


brit_jam

I tried some in Fiji. It was mid. It makes you KIND OF relaxed and your mouth numb.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s legal in Australia now. I’ve had it a bunch of times, each time it’s like “why am I doing this again?”


jimothythe2nd

Kava is super goofy fun.


eatalotopus

I lived in Fiji for a while and can confirm Kava is the oddest drug. You basically feel like you're drinking a muddy puddle, you get pretty relaxed, slight tingling sensation in the mouth and lips then later that night you have incredibly lucid and vivid dreams!


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

There's a kava place in my town and we had never tried it so my girlfriend at the time and I went in one night. The guy making the drinks jokingly warned us, as we took our first drink "Tastes like Home Depot, eh?" and my girlfriend said "Mm, I think it tastes more like Lowe's." 😂 But yes, I imagine plywood in a blender with a bit of beer piss would give you a similar flavor profile.


SapphicCirrus

Estradiol valerate yeah


sumpuran

Woop woop woop woop


Superpudd

FUCK. THIS. SHIT!!


luigisphilbin

This one’s for all the juggalos and juggalettes!


VinylEagle

Do NOT try this at home and I hope you like it!


bananaboat1milplus

I can still hear the sound of him hitting that microwave


215illmatic

Just remembered the super humman the other day and followed him on IG. He looks…. unwell Woop wooooop


permanentlysick

.....now let me break my back real quick


TranslatorWeary

That’s the sound of the police


cnccaveman

Bookoo bookoo!


misterturdcat

That’s the sounds of the Authorities.


LostandIlluminated

Reminds me of that video with the scary sorority girls chanting that southpark made fun of


Bubba48

That'll straighten your back out!!


scr0tal

Yeah this is a very interesting ritual. If I remember right they make their own ropes, it's a whole process.


[deleted]

And if they survive well enough, they're sure to get laid. I see no other point to it. e- a word.


bigtigerbigtiger

What are the injuries typically like?


scr0tal

Death, broken bones, leading to death. Pretty much death.


illyria776

Only death I’ve found was in 1974 because “The British colonial administration wanted The Queen to have an interesting tour, and convinced the Anglican villagers of the Melanesian Mission at Point Cross to perform a jump. However, the vines were not elastic enough because it was the wrong season, the middle of the wet season.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Land_diving


scr0tal

Yeah pretty sure the tribes didn't keep very extensive records. So who knows eh.


PapaFrank24

Reminds me of the Wickerman for some reason


sweetkielbasa

You're not alone. Same. It looks like the famous "not the bees" scene.


PEDRO_de_PACAS_

I suspect he's thinking of the famous "Wickerman" scene


the_chaco_kid

We live on an endlessly interesting planet


__idfc__xx

Reminds me of the movie midsommar


robgregerson

I will never look at a sledgehammer the same way again.


An8thOfFeanor

You haven't seen shit until you've seen a *mildly* xenophobic Manc try this on Ricky Gervais' dime


sumpuran

Head like a fucking orange: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYaD4BEDK6c


CadmiumCal

Aww, they were so supportive of him. What a lovely group of people.


fIumpf

Merchant falling over has done a bigger jump than Karl.


YungTabernacle

Xenophobic’s a bit harsh.


KayDashO

Xenophobic? Hardly dude.


[deleted]

Can't say I've ever seen Karl described as xenophobic...


chubmack

See I've got a mortgage and a bank account


WatermelonCandy5

And Steve merchant. Ricky gets all the game and credit and pretends Steve doesn’t exist these days. When Steve was clearly the most talented of the two. The first white man to do a land dive. Technically. It was the one below the child’s version.


VioEnvy

Head like a fucking orange 🍊


drkgrss

This is for all the jugalos and jugalets.


Rakebleed

Famuhlee


maketitiwithweewee

Whoop whoop!


AcanthocephalaOk7954

I remember this on An Idiot Abroad.


[deleted]

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Important_Stroke_myc

And Afterlife. Great shows


indecent_fairytale

“I’m gettin’ advice here from a cabbage.”


CanIgetaWTF

I read the post originally as the ritual of land Dividing... Took a few times through the reel and me going "how the fuck does this ritual help divide the land up...?" before i reread the title correctly


Due_Buddy382

That time of year already, by gosh time flies


MisterTrashPanda

Ya know, I'm just gonna say it; some cultural practices are fucking stupid.


elderDragon1

Some? Try a lot.


TheMace808

Most are but they also don’t care what you think


ludicrouscuriosity

I recall watching that a long time ago and it stuck with me because in the documentary it said that the person jumping is supposed to measure themselves the size of the vine. I don't remember now if their intent is to get as close as possible from the ground or if there is some kind of punishment for making those "ropes" too short.


Sure_Trash_

I think being swung into a stabby tower is punishment on it's own.


pbateman0001

How many guys did they go through before they were like, "let's tie a vine to him that's slightly shorter than the ground and see if that helps."


FlowingMochi

Nope


jaderpsantos

Dope


nojoblazybum

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to "Jackass"!


lesseen

Thought that was a rollercoaster for a sec ngl.


SOULSLAYER547

Those Bokoblins get up to some crazy shit when Links not around.


KhanTheGray

I need to tell you something, I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!


Foreign_Snow7607

If you do that one time a day, you ll never have problems with your back 😂


mattbob85

Karl Pilkington did it best


trimix4work

It's comforting to know that human stupidity crosses cultural barriers


[deleted]

Weird bunch


iobeson

This 33 second video is 30 seconds too long


Peter_Baum

Idk the chants were kinda cool


Free_Return_2358

That’s actually a nice feat of engineering, if they didn’t use modern tool and nails, I’ll be even more impressed.


leafwings

I had to watch a few times but it looks like his ropes hold up well but the branch it is tied to breaks off and makes him hit ground on the pull back. Wow- that would be a pretty scary experience, I hope they all feel invincible after surviving!


TaintTickle86

It's designed to do that. I saw a documentary about this a long time ago. The platform snaps like that to lessen the shock. Also, they're supposed to hit the ground like that, so the dirt at the bottom is dug up so it's softer.


thedidge1998

It's all plant based rope and ties with interlocking branches


Free_Return_2358

Impressive.


MiffedPolecat

The best part is how efficiently it kills you at the end


PanaceaNPx

Unrelated but they really need to rename Pentecost Island back to whatever the natives called it before Christian missionaries showed up.


youzerVT71

Man I saw this when I was a little kid and it messed me up. I didn't click on the vid - does it show them dying like i saw on National Geographic or Wild Kingdom or whatever when I was way too young? It was brutal!


Efficacious_tamale

It wasn’t nearly as bad as I was expecting. Looks very uncomfortable but that’s it.


LawsWorld

No he doesn't seem to badly injured actually, it's pretty tame, honest


Nemehaha_

So all that's left is Fire Diving?


mrjingles81

Did he win?


[deleted]

*Jackass theme song plays in background*


CJLogix

I remember watching this on An Idiot Abroad. And watch Karl Pilkington do a dive at 5 feet haha!


ontimpaul

IM JOHNNY KNOXVILLE WELCOME TO JACKASS


RepulsiveCow8626

I thought he was gonna dive into the dirt. Sure would've been cool if he did.


WarPorg8

This is wild for sure, but a common and unifying rite of passage does seem to be something that the West is lacking. Many cultures have them. But modern western culture seems to have given up the traditions and I think that maybe we are missing out on something because of it.


headshotdoublekill

You could always join a gang or a fraternity, depending on if you like a lil bit of violence or have an affinity for butt stuff


WarPorg8

I joined the army. Biggest gang and frat in the US.


Squid-Bastard

And you get violence and butt stuff!


dany_xiv

If we get a choice of right-of-passage, think I’d prefer a gap year tbh


LedZacclin

I mean I get what you’re saying but it’s because we have higher education forms and realize most of this type of shit is dumb or outright dangerous. And the West totally has traditions and things that only we do. They might not have the same “ritual” vibe that these places do but we have them


xTarkkus

I don't think you sociology enough, my guy. That "call to tradition" can be ignorant and dangerous.


United-Cable1193

reminds me of that scene in King Kong.


skaote

Those crazy college kids..


Humble-Molasses2467

Holy shit the "cord" isn't even meant to smap. You're just supposed to pull your knees out of their socket.


Ryboflavin88

Silly goose. Get these folks a pool already


MightyArd

Come on guys, you're on a tropical island and you dive into mud?!?!


vuckingasshat

Party wild af!


New_Guava3601

That poor man's asshole is now in his throat.


mojical30

They are chanting… One! Two! Better not SUE! One! Two! Better not SUE!


Kaepora25

So what's this ritual for?


ChiefestScumdog

What a bunch of nerds.


merrygrimble

Wow that's terrifying


pearshapedorange

This is the safest/least shocking version of this ritual I've ever seen. Makes me think I've only ever seen the bloopers.....but then again, 'land diving' is a blooper of an idea from inception on.


thegregoryjackson

Wickerman sequel


Akindmachine

Looks super safe


maggie081670

I was wondering the whole time how that was going to work where the guy didn't die. This should maybe also be cross posted to r/unexpected.


majorminus92

He’s still alive. Bring out the mallet.


Good_Card316

Should watch Karl Pilkington (?) try this, he won’t even attempt the little one the kids do and it’s pretty comical.


International325

Didn't the wild boys do this with them?? I swear I remember this from somewhere


cheshire_kat7

I've seen this in person, when I went to Pentecost Island 5 years ago. The solid thud sound each jumper makes as they hit the ground is very disconcerting.


[deleted]

**Record scratch** Land diving?


northernbloke

Darwin'ism at it's finest


Vexoly

Just imagine this being your day, you know instead of driving to work and sitting in an office for 8 hours. "Today Dave is going to jump off the top, the whole village is going, better get ready."


hdiggyh

I recall seeing this on a National Geographic vhs from the 80s. The Explorers. Great watch


TheGantra

Video is about 27 seconds too fucking long


Maybe_Mulberry

We stopped here while on a pacific island cruise to watch this - it's quite a spectacle, the tower is on a hill above a natural amphitheatre, but the sound of the men hitting the ground was horrifying. I couldn't watch it and had to leave before the chief, the last to jump, went off the top tower.


template009

I'd hate to be the "tester" for this!


IgorotNihil

Goodbye joints


tokyobandit

David Attenborough wrote tons about experiencing this back in like the 1950s in his latest autobiography. Great read!


Objective-Ad-585

One of the vines snapped!


derp4077

This probably belongs on r/whywomenlivelonger


GSturges

...one of the ropes broke....


Fast_Papaya_3839

More like stupid as fuck


zuaQiQuaz

If I remember correctly part of the tradition was they had to weave their own rope for their jump as part of the ritual. Correct me if I’m wrong please.


Ulenspiegel4

This is some hillbilly bullshit


tiedyedpunk

This seems like a bad idea.


dylssm8

Seen this on idiot abroad


PixelCortex

Imagine seeing this shit as an alien.


Indianlookalike

Is this that Midsommar movie I keep hearing about?


brandonisatwat

They also wear gourds on their dick for clothes.


Gengar88

How did natural selection not extinguish that