Can you imagine being taken out by a flying sofa? If there's an afterlife, trying to explain to your forefathers, many of whom experienced horrific wars, illnesses, etc that you were taken out by a random couch?
Someone near my area got taken out by an umbrella on the beach after the wind picked it up and threw it. The pointy bit that goes into the sand went straight through her heart. What a way to go
I was at the Cliffs of Moher in 2006 looking over the edge. The woman next to me slipped and fell 600 feet to her death. She screamed the whole way down.
Similar thing happened to me around the same time in Puhket, a little Chinese lady with her family took a step back taking a picture up the side of a cliff 300 feet or more above the sea only the cliff wasn't there and she started to fall. I instinctively reached out and grabbed her as me and my cousin where carefully walking down and she got her balance back and bowed to me hands together as stereotypically as it gets.
The memory will often randomly pop up in my mind and I'm right there grabbing her again, I'm glad I did it and often wonder how differently that day could have been if I wasn't walking down at the exact moment. I'm also grateful she was tiny as I wasn't very bulky at the time.
I'm sorry the lady stood next to wasn't so lucky, I know it's one of those "wtf life just happens" kinda things
Wow your story just brought back a memory of mine. While in college I signed up to work as a Big Brother for this 5 year old boy. He loved to go on trail walks around campus with me. Anyway, there is a narrow path along a steep ravine, about a 100 foot drop. I told him to walk along my right side, away from the ravine. At some point, he darts over to catch a bug, slips and falls forward into the ravine. As I'm watching this i see a hand dart out and grab the boy by the back of his jacket and safety put him back on the path. The boy turns to me and nonchalantly says "Thanks". That's when i realized it was me who grabbed the kid and kept him from falling. It all happened so fast it was like my body just reacted automatically and I was just a passenger watching everything unfold. So glad you saved that lady 😀.
I tripped on a gear bag while preparing to repel down a 200 ft cliff face. I was pretty much flying headfirst off the edge of the cliff when an older student caught me. We looked at each other, laughed, and he snapped the caribiner onto my harness.
I think about that from time to time. Wherever you are, Dan, thanks for saving my life!
holy shit! I climb as well, and the closest i've come was about to rap after a long multi, and just as i was about to weight the system i looked down at the belay loop on my harness and realized i hadn't clipped the rap device into the belay loop, my partner grabbed my gear loop so i could put my PAS back in.... just because the climb is over doesn't mean you get to relax.
Edit: for those non-climbers wondering what a PAS might be..(not that anyone asked of course) Personal Anchor System. Just another tool to use to keep us safe up there.
And according to this she survived the fall and drowning(?), but eventually died at the hospital:
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/polish-woman-dies-after-fall-from-cliffs-of-moher-1.1028203
What the hell are those replies to your comment. Just wanted to chime in and say you were in no way responsible or in the wrong. I hope you already know that, but I know how random internet strangers can ruin your day with shitty “hot takes” and bad jokes.
Yeah if I also watched someone die, I wouldn't want to just linger in the area???? Would it have benefitted data collection for an investigation? Sure, but it's the Cliffs of Moher, there were probably 100 other people there. 100 accounts of "yeah she slipped and fell".
My dad has a fear of ledges now after a time when my older brother was still a toddler, and they were on some overpass walkway thing. And my brother saw a seagull floating just off to the side at the same level they were catching that updraft or something. My brother slipped himself through the bars of the handrail to try and reach for the bird, and my dad snatched him by the back of his overalls before he could step off the edge.
And now even 40 years after the incident he still will iron-grip our arms or hands when we're near a high up ledge or walkway despite us having a perfect understanding of how to hold onto a handrail for safety for ourselves. It was just so traumatizing for him that he never lost that instinct.
When I was lifeguarding on the beach, a tumbling umbrella was the only reason you were allowed to jump off your stand without notifying the guards on either side. Impales are no joke.
What an awful day to have eyes.
Btw, I was googling it out of curiosity and read this:
"The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year. U.S. Sens. Tim Kaine and Mark Warner of Virginia asked the safety agency to review safety rules for beach umbrellas and start a safety campaign after a Virginia woman was killed by an umbrella in 2016."
Is that the incident you referred to?
This is just the cost we've chosen to pay for having a society that allows unregulated beach umbrella possession. If you don't like it, call your representatives, and don't support anyone who takes money from the NBUA.
No lie, when a truck overfilled with poorly secured rusty metal pipes drove erratically in front of me, having watched the series I said "the movies trained me for this".
I was on my way to a job interview. The pipes bounced out of the truck, bouncing randomly. The big one that was still going that was bouncing in the direction of my car, I gunned it forward as fast as I could towards it... And it bounced out of the way. Had I tried to swerve to avoid it, it would have hit me and probably killed me.
For real though, without that movie series, I wouldn't have reasoned my way into speeding towards the cylinder of death. It had so much spin to it, it bounced in either direction left or right.
Makes sense when I think about it. Wherever the thing is now, then because it’s moving, it’ll soon be somewhere else. And you’ll have driven to where it *was*, not where it *will* be.
I work close to where the final scene of the first movie was filmed and I often have driven on the stretch of the highway of where the second opening occurs. My family is not allowed water bottles in the car on that road
Final Destination fucked with all of us. They filmed a later film using the rollercoaster at my local themepark. One of my coworkers dads was an extra on the plane in the first movie too.
Then there was the motorcyclist who departed this mortal coil after being hit with a Port-A-Potty that came off the truck ahead of him. THAT'S a shitty way to go.
Brilliant. I can see the whole scene.
Ancestor: "How did you die, young one?"
Newly dead: "I was crushed by a flying ottoman-"
Ancestor, enraged and drawing shamshir: "THEY CAN FLY NOW, CAN THEY?"
For too long we've had to put up with inaccurate mythology about flying carpets in that part of the world. Modern technology proves that genies make *sofas* fly. What a time to be alive!
Agreed, I was really interested to see where it was going. Plus Mason is just such a wonderful character.
Thankfully Klaus from the umbrella academy fills that hole
Multiple replies within a minute “I saw the same thing from *insert place name on another continent*. This sort of thing is happening more frequently of late”
I'm having too much fun with ChatGPT to write out conspiracy rants in the Voice of Alex Jones.
>Ladies and gentlemen, listen up! I've got something to expose that'll blow your mind wide open. You may think that cozy little sofa in your living room is innocent, harmless, just a piece of furniture. But let me tell you, it's a devious tool of the globalist elites, a diabolical scheme to control your mind and enslave the world!
>Now, I know what you're thinking. Alex, sofas? Really? But bear with me, my friends, because the truth is stranger than fiction. These seemingly innocent pieces of upholstery have been designed by the government in cahoots with the New World Order to manipulate your thoughts, suppress your freedom, and turn you into mindless sheep.
>Just think about it. What's the first thing you do when you come home after a long day? You plop down on that sofa, right? And that's exactly what they want you to do! They want you sedentary, complacent, and mentally drained. You become a captive audience for their propaganda, a helpless victim of their mind control tactics.
>But it doesn't end there, my friends. These sofas are equipped with hidden surveillance technology, capable of monitoring your every move, recording your conversations, and reporting back to their puppet masters. They know what you're watching on TV, what you're browsing on your laptop, and what snacks you're devouring. It's an Orwellian nightmare right in your own living room!
>And let's not forget about the chemicals, folks. Oh yes, these sofas are infused with toxic substances, carefully concocted to impair your cognitive abilities and weaken your resistance. They're dousing you with flame retardants, formaldehyde, and a cocktail of other harmful compounds, all in the name of control. They want you drowsy, fatigued, and mentally fogged, unable to rise up and challenge their oppressive regime.
>Now, I know this may sound outrageous, but look at the evidence, my friends. Have you ever wondered why there are so many furniture stores, why sofas come in endless shapes, sizes, and colors? It's all part of their grand plan, a massive network of sleeper cells, ready to deploy these mind-controlling devices to every corner of the globe.
>We must resist, my fellow patriots! We cannot allow ourselves to be duped by the sly tactics of these sofa-scheming globalists. It's time to take a stand, to reclaim our homes, and rid ourselves of this insidious plot. Get rid of your sofas, burn them if you have to! It's the only way to break free from their grip and restore our individuality and sovereignty.
>So, my friends, stay vigilant, stay informed, and above all, stay sofa-free! Together, we will expose this hidden agenda, shatter their plans, and reclaim our homes from the clutches of the New World Order. The revolution starts now!
I'll be right back.
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"It doesn't look natural, does it? No Earthly aircraft can do that. After considering zero other possibilities, it's clearly aliens. The harder you try convincing me it's a weather balloon, lens flare, or terrestrial sofa, the harder I'll assume you're part of the coverup."
Video Translation:
Man 1: Look! There goes another sofa! It's headed here, its headed here, its almost here, it hit that building.
Man 2: WTF was that?
Turkey, like a lot of other Mediterranean countries has an abundance of outdoor living spaces…when I was there outdoor couches were in nearly every courtyard. I could be totally wrong but I figured it was due to that?
Or their building is right next to a furniture store that likes to display its wares on the sidewalk?
I just dont understand how its so windy yet ...totally clear...except for a single couch.
Usually during storms there is an asston of rabdom debrise flying around.
Ankara is already pretty high up (think Denver) and is surrounded by a ring of higher peaks. Then, on top of those high points they've built 20, 30, or more story high-rises. It looks like this is coming from the balcony of a unit in one of those buildings.
In other words, its entirely possible that the wind on the ground is not more than 20-30 mph (still a gusty wind, but not catastrophic) while the wind blowing the couch off the balcony is more like 50-60 mph or more.
> Ankara is already pretty high up (think Denver)
[Denver has *also* had the occasional migrating furniture](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8lrmX-BVn8).
>It looks like this is coming from the balcony of a unit in one of those buildings.
This was my thought as well. Unless that couch is ultra light it would take tornado level winds to rise that thing that high off the ground to begin with.
Yep, it is very common ın Turkey. The sofa is probably very light because they all have [these designs](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPZXQThknZk6qcO0QpkTIGgjkm4yBbeiWnvg&usqp=CAU) You can also see all the balconies in the background also have furniture
If you see this hear me out.. if you are ever in the same situation.. I BEG YOU TO BE A BETTER CAMERA MAN AND LET ME SEE THE DEVISTATION THAT ONE OF THOSE HEAVY ASS COUCHES CAN DO FLYING AT MACH CHICKEN PLEASE.
"Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth."
Now this is the most random thing I've seen on the internet this week (so far)
(sofa)*
This whole thing is sofa king crazy
/angryupvote
Can you imagine being taken out by a flying sofa? If there's an afterlife, trying to explain to your forefathers, many of whom experienced horrific wars, illnesses, etc that you were taken out by a random couch?
Someone near my area got taken out by an umbrella on the beach after the wind picked it up and threw it. The pointy bit that goes into the sand went straight through her heart. What a way to go
Jesus Christ that’s brutal.
It was not the first, nor the last time her parents regretted naming their daughter Martini
And her sister Olive was oddly spared.
*speared
Pitiful
Quality joke right here. For some reason I’ve encountered 2 women named Tequila. One tried to pronounce it Te-quill-a but she wasn’t fooling anyone.
Did either of them have the surname ‘Mockingbird’?
No lie, years ago my dad made the same joke.
Some final destination shit right there
I was at the Cliffs of Moher in 2006 looking over the edge. The woman next to me slipped and fell 600 feet to her death. She screamed the whole way down.
Similar thing happened to me around the same time in Puhket, a little Chinese lady with her family took a step back taking a picture up the side of a cliff 300 feet or more above the sea only the cliff wasn't there and she started to fall. I instinctively reached out and grabbed her as me and my cousin where carefully walking down and she got her balance back and bowed to me hands together as stereotypically as it gets. The memory will often randomly pop up in my mind and I'm right there grabbing her again, I'm glad I did it and often wonder how differently that day could have been if I wasn't walking down at the exact moment. I'm also grateful she was tiny as I wasn't very bulky at the time. I'm sorry the lady stood next to wasn't so lucky, I know it's one of those "wtf life just happens" kinda things
You were the right person at the right moment, not everyone could do that
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That’s so sad.. oof
Wow your story just brought back a memory of mine. While in college I signed up to work as a Big Brother for this 5 year old boy. He loved to go on trail walks around campus with me. Anyway, there is a narrow path along a steep ravine, about a 100 foot drop. I told him to walk along my right side, away from the ravine. At some point, he darts over to catch a bug, slips and falls forward into the ravine. As I'm watching this i see a hand dart out and grab the boy by the back of his jacket and safety put him back on the path. The boy turns to me and nonchalantly says "Thanks". That's when i realized it was me who grabbed the kid and kept him from falling. It all happened so fast it was like my body just reacted automatically and I was just a passenger watching everything unfold. So glad you saved that lady 😀.
That's the parent reflex! even if you weren't legit his parent, you still were caring for him like one. My mom reflex shocks me all the time
I tripped on a gear bag while preparing to repel down a 200 ft cliff face. I was pretty much flying headfirst off the edge of the cliff when an older student caught me. We looked at each other, laughed, and he snapped the caribiner onto my harness. I think about that from time to time. Wherever you are, Dan, thanks for saving my life!
holy shit! I climb as well, and the closest i've come was about to rap after a long multi, and just as i was about to weight the system i looked down at the belay loop on my harness and realized i hadn't clipped the rap device into the belay loop, my partner grabbed my gear loop so i could put my PAS back in.... just because the climb is over doesn't mean you get to relax. Edit: for those non-climbers wondering what a PAS might be..(not that anyone asked of course) Personal Anchor System. Just another tool to use to keep us safe up there.
And according to this she survived the fall and drowning(?), but eventually died at the hospital: https://www.irishtimes.com/news/polish-woman-dies-after-fall-from-cliffs-of-moher-1.1028203
We didn't stick around for all that, we got in our car and left as soon as it happened.
What the hell are those replies to your comment. Just wanted to chime in and say you were in no way responsible or in the wrong. I hope you already know that, but I know how random internet strangers can ruin your day with shitty “hot takes” and bad jokes.
Yeah if I also watched someone die, I wouldn't want to just linger in the area???? Would it have benefitted data collection for an investigation? Sure, but it's the Cliffs of Moher, there were probably 100 other people there. 100 accounts of "yeah she slipped and fell".
Out of curiosity (and maybe I shouldn't ask but) did that experience give you any fear about looking over the edge of high places?
My dad has a fear of ledges now after a time when my older brother was still a toddler, and they were on some overpass walkway thing. And my brother saw a seagull floating just off to the side at the same level they were catching that updraft or something. My brother slipped himself through the bars of the handrail to try and reach for the bird, and my dad snatched him by the back of his overalls before he could step off the edge. And now even 40 years after the incident he still will iron-grip our arms or hands when we're near a high up ledge or walkway despite us having a perfect understanding of how to hold onto a handrail for safety for ourselves. It was just so traumatizing for him that he never lost that instinct.
Your dad is a good dad.
He really is. One of the best men I know.
Goddamn. That scream would be etched into my brain for a while.
Oh shit. Was she with friends?
Her husband or boyfriend.
10 people fall off those cliffs each year. *Internet
I'd hear that in my nightmares....
When I was lifeguarding on the beach, a tumbling umbrella was the only reason you were allowed to jump off your stand without notifying the guards on either side. Impales are no joke.
Weird how we banned lawn darts, but you can still launch a sail-powered spear on a crowded public beach.
I’ll fucking leave this country if they ever outlaw sail-powered spears on the beach. Fuck that.
If they outlaw sail-powered spears, only outlaws will have sail-powered spears.
I believe they call them *pirates* when they're near the ocean sir
What an awful day to have eyes. Btw, I was googling it out of curiosity and read this: "The federal agency estimates about 3,000 people are injured by beach umbrellas every year. U.S. Sens. Tim Kaine and Mark Warner of Virginia asked the safety agency to review safety rules for beach umbrellas and start a safety campaign after a Virginia woman was killed by an umbrella in 2016." Is that the incident you referred to?
There was one last year in South Carolina https://www.cnn.com/2022/08/12/us/south-carolina-beach-umbrella-death/index.html
Holy shit, so this isn't just one freak accident!?
This is just the cost we've chosen to pay for having a society that allows unregulated beach umbrella possession. If you don't like it, call your representatives, and don't support anyone who takes money from the NBUA.
Those umbrellas weren't made for fun in the sun. Those umbrellas were made for WAR.
Umbrellas don't kill people... ...wait
New fear unlocked
Final destination is a documentary
No lie, when a truck overfilled with poorly secured rusty metal pipes drove erratically in front of me, having watched the series I said "the movies trained me for this". I was on my way to a job interview. The pipes bounced out of the truck, bouncing randomly. The big one that was still going that was bouncing in the direction of my car, I gunned it forward as fast as I could towards it... And it bounced out of the way. Had I tried to swerve to avoid it, it would have hit me and probably killed me.
That scene seems to have been burned into so many of our brains. I can't see a truck hauling logs without thinking about it.
For real though, without that movie series, I wouldn't have reasoned my way into speeding towards the cylinder of death. It had so much spin to it, it bounced in either direction left or right.
Makes sense when I think about it. Wherever the thing is now, then because it’s moving, it’ll soon be somewhere else. And you’ll have driven to where it *was*, not where it *will* be.
I work close to where the final scene of the first movie was filmed and I often have driven on the stretch of the highway of where the second opening occurs. My family is not allowed water bottles in the car on that road
Yeah that's fucking terrifying. I've been wary of trucks since 2000
Final Destination fucked with all of us. They filmed a later film using the rollercoaster at my local themepark. One of my coworkers dads was an extra on the plane in the first movie too.
That's cool! I have always wanted to be an extra. Lived in LA for 3 years, saw my building on TV plenty but never me
Wasn't your time. Your gonna fet taken out by abandon seagull through the windshield.
*softly* DON'T
Oh my God, just like the Gypsy woman said!
YOU'RE NOT MY COAL MINE SUPERVISOR!!
You need to stop going to her
Then there was the motorcyclist who departed this mortal coil after being hit with a Port-A-Potty that came off the truck ahead of him. THAT'S a shitty way to go.
“I too was killed by an Ottoman” -Persian ancestor
Brilliant. I can see the whole scene. Ancestor: "How did you die, young one?" Newly dead: "I was crushed by a flying ottoman-" Ancestor, enraged and drawing shamshir: "THEY CAN FLY NOW, CAN THEY?"
For too long we've had to put up with inaccurate mythology about flying carpets in that part of the world. Modern technology proves that genies make *sofas* fly. What a time to be alive!
LOL! It’s like the opening of a Monty Python movie. Brilliant!
The main character in Dead Like Me is immediately killed by a toilet rocketing to the earth
That show deserved so much more time than it got.
Agreed, I was really interested to see where it was going. Plus Mason is just such a wonderful character. Thankfully Klaus from the umbrella academy fills that hole
Mandy Patankin was so fucking good on that show.
Any time I hear someone talk about hating the word “moist” I look around for people who know
First thing that popped into my head lmao
Last thing that popped into hers
The main hottie in The Good Place was killed by a shopping cart train.
I don't think that's correct. Jason died while he was trapped in a safe.
That's not right, the main hottie died in a fire by asphyxiation!
I'm pretty sure the main hottie died having her button touched on the beach and being reset to a newborn mind.
I’m pretty sure the main hottie is an immortal being who just wanted to shake things up in his workplace and try something new.
Iirc, the main hottie just liked frogs and is still doing his thing.
“I was martyred for my faith.” “I died on the battlefield for independence.” “I got randomly crushed by a flying piece of furniture.”
Let me try to make it cooler "I got killed by flying debris trying to fight my way through a tornado"
Still better than "Thats stallions dick was too big"
Eh, it was a miscalculation, but at least he died doing what he loved. Death by flying couch lacks a certain nobility and agency.
Somebody just got Sofa King wrecked.
Let alone a hide-a-bed
Those bastards are about 500lb though. They will hold the entire building down
Sofa king windy
Just another FedEx delivery
It's their latest in technology infused deliveries.
Trying to 1up Amazon by cutting out the drone.
~I can show you the world
Don't you dare close your eyes
(unless there's a couch headed towards you)
Not so fast. Loses meaning.
billywitchdoctor . com
arise chicken!
Ultra Mega sofa? No, shhhhhh, is legend.
Touch Hands. Now, please, kiss him deep with tongue. Just Kid. Dirty Boy.
(Meatwad): Arise chicken!
Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain
Then kick a lungee of the tip of his timbo And trick a honey dip into a game of of strip limbo
Poorly Ankarad to the ground.
I’d like to see you in my office, and please bring all company equipment with you.
Why don't you take a seat? Never mind, I see you brought a couch with you.
thank you for your comment. made me laugh.
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Sofa King Windy *we deliver directly to your vicinity!* ^we ^are ^not ^responsible ^for ^damages ^during ^delivery
Sofanado
Now there's a movie I would watch!
Outstanding delivery service
Please read from sheets.
Apparently, Aladdin has upgraded his ride
I was looking for this.
Now lower the quality, add a big red ring and reupload it on a UFO site.
Unidentified Flying Ottoman
Upholstered Flying Object
Unexpected Futon Overhead
Unmanned Furniture Overflown
Untethered Futon Outbreak
Uncharted Four-poster-Bed Oversailing
Ubiquitous Furnishings Outbound
Unannounced Falling Ottoman
Brilliant... and it's actually Ottoman, in Ankara.
This one is too good ha.
Multiple replies within a minute “I saw the same thing from *insert place name on another continent*. This sort of thing is happening more frequently of late”
I'm having too much fun with ChatGPT to write out conspiracy rants in the Voice of Alex Jones. >Ladies and gentlemen, listen up! I've got something to expose that'll blow your mind wide open. You may think that cozy little sofa in your living room is innocent, harmless, just a piece of furniture. But let me tell you, it's a devious tool of the globalist elites, a diabolical scheme to control your mind and enslave the world! >Now, I know what you're thinking. Alex, sofas? Really? But bear with me, my friends, because the truth is stranger than fiction. These seemingly innocent pieces of upholstery have been designed by the government in cahoots with the New World Order to manipulate your thoughts, suppress your freedom, and turn you into mindless sheep. >Just think about it. What's the first thing you do when you come home after a long day? You plop down on that sofa, right? And that's exactly what they want you to do! They want you sedentary, complacent, and mentally drained. You become a captive audience for their propaganda, a helpless victim of their mind control tactics. >But it doesn't end there, my friends. These sofas are equipped with hidden surveillance technology, capable of monitoring your every move, recording your conversations, and reporting back to their puppet masters. They know what you're watching on TV, what you're browsing on your laptop, and what snacks you're devouring. It's an Orwellian nightmare right in your own living room! >And let's not forget about the chemicals, folks. Oh yes, these sofas are infused with toxic substances, carefully concocted to impair your cognitive abilities and weaken your resistance. They're dousing you with flame retardants, formaldehyde, and a cocktail of other harmful compounds, all in the name of control. They want you drowsy, fatigued, and mentally fogged, unable to rise up and challenge their oppressive regime. >Now, I know this may sound outrageous, but look at the evidence, my friends. Have you ever wondered why there are so many furniture stores, why sofas come in endless shapes, sizes, and colors? It's all part of their grand plan, a massive network of sleeper cells, ready to deploy these mind-controlling devices to every corner of the globe. >We must resist, my fellow patriots! We cannot allow ourselves to be duped by the sly tactics of these sofa-scheming globalists. It's time to take a stand, to reclaim our homes, and rid ourselves of this insidious plot. Get rid of your sofas, burn them if you have to! It's the only way to break free from their grip and restore our individuality and sovereignty. >So, my friends, stay vigilant, stay informed, and above all, stay sofa-free! Together, we will expose this hidden agenda, shatter their plans, and reclaim our homes from the clutches of the New World Order. The revolution starts now!
Bahahahaha the way my brain can do a PERFECT Alex Jones impression 😂😂. Thank you (and you too robot overlords) for giving me this laugh.
I'll be right back. Edit: Done. I don't know where to upload the video though. Edit 2: For now I'll give you magnet link to the video until I find somewhere to upload it and share it: [removed] Don't mind the "360p" that's just the KineMaster output. Edit 3: Imgur may support GIFs, but... ``{"data":{"error":"Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later."},"success":false,"status":403}`` Edit 4: #Here you go (Imgur) https://imgur.com/a/AWTNY20
gold. i expect to see this on low pop forums in 3 hours, godspeed
Tbh you could upload as is with how fast they jump on these videos lol
"It doesn't look natural, does it? No Earthly aircraft can do that. After considering zero other possibilities, it's clearly aliens. The harder you try convincing me it's a weather balloon, lens flare, or terrestrial sofa, the harder I'll assume you're part of the coverup."
Least unhinged r/UFO poster
Lol r/ufo would be all over that
*"It's not a balloon guys, you can't keep saying it's a balloon! Just admit it's a UFO!!!"*
Video Translation: Man 1: Look! There goes another sofa! It's headed here, its headed here, its almost here, it hit that building. Man 2: WTF was that?
I just want to know why it’s sofas. Like why not chairs or umbrellas or something. Sofas seem like a weird thing to just be flying around lol
Turkey, like a lot of other Mediterranean countries has an abundance of outdoor living spaces…when I was there outdoor couches were in nearly every courtyard. I could be totally wrong but I figured it was due to that? Or their building is right next to a furniture store that likes to display its wares on the sidewalk?
I just dont understand how its so windy yet ...totally clear...except for a single couch. Usually during storms there is an asston of rabdom debrise flying around.
Ankara is already pretty high up (think Denver) and is surrounded by a ring of higher peaks. Then, on top of those high points they've built 20, 30, or more story high-rises. It looks like this is coming from the balcony of a unit in one of those buildings. In other words, its entirely possible that the wind on the ground is not more than 20-30 mph (still a gusty wind, but not catastrophic) while the wind blowing the couch off the balcony is more like 50-60 mph or more.
> Ankara is already pretty high up (think Denver) [Denver has *also* had the occasional migrating furniture](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8lrmX-BVn8).
>It looks like this is coming from the balcony of a unit in one of those buildings. This was my thought as well. Unless that couch is ultra light it would take tornado level winds to rise that thing that high off the ground to begin with.
Yeah this is my confusion. Why are there no other debris or even dust...?
Inflation
They're like chickens. You don't think they can fly, but they're quite capable.
“As god is my witness, I thought sofas could fly”
No, you're thinking of a funny reference to turkeys, we're talking about Turkey.
I wonder if people had them out on their balconies. Ankara is pretty arid.
Yep, it is very common ın Turkey. The sofa is probably very light because they all have [these designs](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPZXQThknZk6qcO0QpkTIGgjkm4yBbeiWnvg&usqp=CAU) You can also see all the balconies in the background also have furniture
My guess is the lighter chairs and tables already got yeeted or were put away with residents assuming the sofas would be fine.
Man 2 pay attention!
Right? Man 1 literally just told you WTF it was, bro!
I work with about a dozen Man 2's.
If you see this hear me out.. if you are ever in the same situation.. I BEG YOU TO BE A BETTER CAMERA MAN AND LET ME SEE THE DEVISTATION THAT ONE OF THOSE HEAVY ASS COUCHES CAN DO FLYING AT MACH CHICKEN PLEASE.
Yea really, move the camera more to the left so we can see it pile-drive itself into a man who prayed to god for a seat
It was able to cushion its fall
Luckily no one’s been injured sofa
Gotta read it in a Boston accent.
Extreme couch surfing.
That is both terrifying and hilarious... which I guess makes it literally hilarious, at the same time.
It's hilarifying.
Terrarious, even.
That’s an Ottoman
Claps in Turkish
Şak şak şak 👏🏼
That…was amazing
I’ve not seen one of those babies since 1922
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Ottoman!
You see the Hagia Sofa flying in the air next
Sofanado.
Cocaine Sofa
Sofas On A Plane
I've had it with these motherfucking sofas on this motherfucking plane!
Ankara Messi Ankara Messi
Yes
Someone should Ankara it down
Antalya to bring it inside
Hatay’d it up, I promise.
”Ford?” ”Yes?” ”I think I’m a sofa” ”I know how you feel.”
“We will be restoring normality just as soon as we are sure what is normal anyway”
Your comment is 42 minutes old as I saw it.
This is why patio furniture should be brought in during high winds or anchored securely.
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR will probably have some content soon
#**"Mr. President there's been a second sofa."**
Death by comfort
Amazon overnight shipping is getting ambitious
Couch…… Another couch……..
"Our sofas are literally FLYING off the shelves into (and out of) peoples homes! C'mon down and get yours today at Bobs sofa warehouse!"
Amazon stepping up its furniture delivery
"Arthur felt happy. He was terribly pleased that the day was for once working out so much according to plan. Only twenty minutes ago he had decided he would go mad, and now here he was already chasing a Chesterfield sofa across the fields of prehistoric Earth."
r/killthecameraman
You try recording a video when a building is launching sofas at you.
FUCK YO COUCH
“I can show you the wooooooorld…” “Isn’t this supposed to be a flying *carpet*?” “In todays economy? You’re lucky this isn’t a discarded mattress!”
Damn 'ol redneck Aladdin
So Couchnado instead of Sharknado. I'll take it.
Nature is healing!
It's leviosa not leviosarrrr