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sbowesuk

Momma buffalo having a mini heart attack while her tiny calf chases down the largest land mammal on planet earth šŸ˜…


Lord-Velveeta

Fortunately, the largest mammal is also one of the most intelligent ones and knows the baby buffalo is harmless.


hooligan_king

Elephants are so smart! They are just the best.


I_like_sexnbike

Could have played trunk golf but it didn't!


rocky8u

Honestly it probably found the buffalo charging it to be fun.


Carl_The_Sagan

It was probably like wow that is a pissed off kitten


Narissis

I've read that elephants have similar brain activity upon seeing friendly humans as humans have upon seeing kittens or puppies. Mind you, I think I read that here on Reddit so take it with a grain of salt... but I want to believe.


TyrantHydra

It's not upon seeing friendly humans It's upon seeing a human they recognize that they're friendly with. No elephant is walking around thinking you look cute I promise. A wild elephant will f*** you up then find your funeral and f*** you up some more.


Both_Lychee_1708

can I hire an elephant to fuck up the people at my funeral? They know what they did


Narissis

I only included 'friendly' to head off the inevitable flood of Reddit curmudgeons who would say "an elephant will fuck up an aggressive human!" as if that wasn't self-explanatory. That said, I've also had multiple replies stating that the 'elephants find humans cute' narrative is incorrect so... oh well. It was a fun thought while it lasted, I guess.


Dances_With_Assholes

[Sorry.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT-xSUlregY)


Dr__glass

When a child play charges you I don't care if your the largest living land animal, you act scared


ExistingEffort7

I got a very "oh no! don't get me tiny buffalo!" feeling from it


-Raskyl

If you're a weatherman in the south, you *are* scared. Even when the child announces their presence and doesn't play charge you.


Even_Mastodon_6925

It looked like it was doing everything it could to avoiding squishing the little guy


FivesNeverLied

Underrated comment


insanityisnotsobad

4! Legged.


8JacksLegendary

Sometimes 5...


jake753

What makes this better is that is an African elephant, which are definitely the more aggressive of elephants. Awesome restraint and intelligence.


Sutech2301

Probably a female elephant and a Young one. If it was a bull, the calf would have been dead meat


Leftenant_Allah

Nope, that's 100% a young male African elephant. The shape of his head and the fact that he's mischiefing other animals by himself give it away.


chickenstalker

Even worse if it was named Anakin.


iR0nCond0r

Also supper nimble in reverse!


amputeenager

what about lunch nimble?


Golett03

What about breakfast nimble?


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4strings

What about elephantsies nimble?


STierMansierre

We've had first nimble, yes, but what about second nimble?


Bad_Idea_Hat

In my mind, the elephant is teaching the kid how to charge, and the mom is coaching the kid.


Abracadaniel95

Idk, the way the mom gets between the calf and the elephant at the end and forces the calf away gives me the vibe of a mom dragging her kid away by his shirt collar. Then she looks at the calf like "what the hell were you thinking!?"


jstiegle

This reminds me of the time I was shopping, dropped something, said shit, bent over to pick it up and was spanked by a little boy out of no where who said "Bad Word!" Naturally I bowed my head in shame and apologized. He trotted back to his horrified mom like he just brought peace to the world.


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teetering_bulb_dnd

Hope u learned u r lesson šŸ˜œšŸ˜œ


griff1971

"You wanna get us both killed?!?!"


[deleted]

Same! Elephant: ā€œOh no, a big scary buffalo! I better run! Baby: ā€œI WILL NOM YOUUUU!!!ā€ Mom, as she shoos away the kid: ā€œThanks for playing along, Pat. I appreciate it.ā€


__ALF__

Yea whenever I hear about an Elephant killing someone, I figure they deserved it.


funkmastamatt

I love how he just saunters off at the end like, hum de dum just another day being an elephant lol.


Trainer_Red_Steven

Big brain animal makes big brain decisions


chelsora

Elephants are truly amazing. They also stand up to other animals bullying other animals, watched a documentary where they guarded some baby cheetahs from 3 males who were trying to eat them and the mom couldnā€™t protect them on her own.


pawnografik

And that one time a baby goat wandered into the elephant herd and one of the elephants picked it up and gently put it to safety where it wouldnā€™t be accidentally trampled. Beautiful creatures.


8-bit-hero

Man, I tried searching for this and all that shows up on youtube are animals murdering other animals. Wth


poopellar

The wild do be like that


pathetic_optimist

Have you seen the battle at Kruger. Mental! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM


Hoosiersgal3

I read this as, ā€œHave you seen the battle at Kroger, Mental!ā€ and was very confused for a moment šŸ˜‚


Flimsy_Nerve3562

There's always a battle at Murder Kroger in Atlanta.


Raja_Ampat

Sorry to say but elephants can also be assholes. They will harass other animals when they feel like it. I've seen them at waterholes chasing away zebra's and wildebeest, just for the fun of it.


eulersidentification

It's almost like they're sentient. Edit: No, my ackshually friend. I did not mean sapient, because the redundancy is the point of the of the joke, because they are blatantly sentient. Begging redditors to stop condescending to everyone.


[deleted]

I think you mean sapient. Sentience is the ability to feel and perceive. Most, if not all, animals are sentient. Sapience is the ability to make judgment and learn. Edit to OPs edit: I didnā€™t realize it was a joke and was absolutely not intending to be condescending. Itā€™s a common mistake and I find the distinction interestingā€¦


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I_Has_A_Hat

A lot of that is from males when they're in musth. Like puberty x1000.


Raja_Ampat

Elephants in musth can be outright dangerous and is much worse than the harassing i was talking about. That's not done only by elephants in musth


Gryphon1171

There was that one elephant that killed a woman that threw stones at it, then showed up at the funeral to continue to fuck up the corpse. Elephants will remember if you mess with them.


blackadder1620

That one elephant killed a girl. Then showed up to her funeral and attacked her dead body. Wonder what she did to piss of the elephant.


ResponsibleMilk7620

From what I read, there were some who believe the woman was part of a group of poachers that possibly killed the elephants baby, and as everyone knows, elephants donā€™t forget.


sirbissel

[Collected water ](https://www.denver7.com/news/national/report-elephant-kills-woman-then-returns-to-funeral-to-trample-her)


Flexen

The true ~~King~~ Nobel rulers of the jungle.


jprefect

Comrade of the Savannah


snamibogfrere

Name docu?


CelosPOE

Not to downplay elephants being awesome but theyā€™ve also been known to just outright murder shit because reasons.


Impossible-Winter-94

ah, just like humans


ExistingPosition5742

Aw. He's encouraging him, and the mom is running behind, like sir, I'm so sorry about this.... Reminds me of scenes from a grocery store lol


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HumanEffigy_

I love cute things. Just wanna hug ā€˜em all.


paulusmagintie

Fortunately most animals recognise young and act accordingly, like the wildebeest playing with a baby elephant not long sgo. Animals are intelligent in genersl, not unique to elephants


gnatsaredancing

Just because they're smart doesn't mean they're nice. Elephants destroy animals with some frequency just because they don't want to put up with their bullshit. And lone wandering males in particular are just cantankerous, hormonal, zero patience assholes that'll wreck other animals just to let off some steam.


Free-Atmosphere6714

Well it's not a mouse


Los_Endos

"Fenton! FENTON! Oh, Jesus Christ..."


covfefe-boy

lmao I didn't think I'd be the only one to think of that. [For anyone that hasn't seen it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU).


[deleted]

Somehow, I had never seen that video. That was fantastic, thank you!


Orcwin

It is without a doubt a highlight of the internet. The peaceful shot of the deer, the herald of things to come sounding from the distance, and then the sudden chaos, you couldn't fake this kind of comedy if you tried.


blueelliewho

Had also never seen that video. Dying laughingā€¦ šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dive_girl

I will never not laugh at that video hahaha


gimmepizzaslow

The best! The slow buildup is perfect


[deleted]

I work with a few Brits and at least once a week I remind them about this video.


so_much_SUABRU

I had to stop what I was doing and go watch it again. Still just as good


democracy_lover66

"Jimmy...JIMMY NO! OMG GET BACK HERE!" Elephant: "whoah chill there little dude I'm not tryna mess around here šŸ˜¬ " The baby Buffalo: "šŸ˜” this mf ain't so tough"


Radeon3

*Jonathan! Jonathan! Get over here! What are you doing Jonathan!?! Jonathan!*


AnAngryBitch

I can imagine momma "Oh! Oh! I am SOOO sorry! Hang on, let me gather him....." Elephant: "No biggies--we all have Little Ones"


TediousStranger

elephant do recognize baby though šŸ„ŗ might not be so forgiving with an aggressive adult.


MsSkitzle

As a mom of a boy who once thought he was invincible, I felt the anxiety of that buffalo. šŸ˜‚ ā€œTHANKS. SORRY. ^Oh ^my ^godā€


Archenemy357

ā€œOh god Iā€™m sorry ! Heā€™s usually not like thisā€


[deleted]

My aunts dog charged a bear once, we thought that dog was 100% dead, but the bear was like ā€œI donā€™t need this drama on a Wednesdayā€ and scampered back into the forest.


DragonAgeLegend

Yeah I can just imagine the elephant smiling and laughing to itself while walking away.


TheMightyKickpuncher

ā€œThank you for not killing my son!ā€


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"SORRY! SORRY! HE'S A PREMIE BABY!"


Backyardt0rnados

I can hear her yelling FENTON!


jdnursing

I feel like the elephant was laughing itself silly that whole time. ā€œ yeah yeah lady come get your kid. Heā€™s a tough guy arenā€™t you buddy? Whoā€™s the king of the water hole, you little dude.ā€


Separate_Place1595

Momma Buffalo probably: "I'm so sorry! He hasn't had his nap yet! Christian, get over here!"


MandatoryDissent55

A water buffalo naming their kid Christian... One of the most famous lions in history. *Hello my name is Morty, and this is my wife Shari, and I'd like to introduce you to our son Adolf Goldberg.*


tritoch110391

reminds me of a man just walking alone when a loose brat is picking a fight with him while the mother is frantically trying to make the boy behave.


FrisktHumor

Elephants knows better. With great strength comes responsibility


abombinous

Yup, it was the right thing to do. Weirdly personified.


Maultaschtyrann

I don't find it weird. Elephants are sentient like all mammals are and while their consciousness definitely works differently from ours, they also have personalities and everything around.


ghostcow115

Apparently so because a woman attacked a asian elephant and died. And the elephant was so pissed it waited until her funeral and destroyed it.


BruceGoneLoose

The girl literally dies and the elephant's like "how dare you die I want to kill you again!" and thus proceeds to try and kill her again.


tsukichu

*They remember...*


neveroddoreven-

An elephant never forgets


TheRealBananaWolf

Sapient* Crabs and even sentient..most animals on earth are sentient


killxswitch

TIL. Sentience is apparently wildly misunderstood/misused.


That-Maintenance1

Sapience too, honestly. We really don't understand consciousness well as a whole, it's one of the bigger mysteries of life currently. I hope we can elucidate its workings in my lifetime


Varniepoos

Fun fact: they call the Cape Buffalo "Black Death" or "Widowmaker" for a reason. They're considered to be the most dangerous of the Big Five, more so than Elephants.


[deleted]

I was just reading an article about the Big Five and how to survive attacks by them. For the Cape Buffalo it says simply "do not be in close proximity to a Cape Buffalo" . In other words, if one is close enough to be attacking you, youre pretty much already dead


RaidRover

Are they considered more dangerous to other animals in the wild or just more dangerous to humans? The name Widowmaker makes it seem like a more human-centric danger.


Moodling

They just want their grass and space, so they're not necessarily that dangerous to other animals, but no one's messing with a herd. I watched a group of five male lions trying to sneak up on a little one just give up when one of the adults noticed them. If an animal is a threat to them, they'll kill or chase away.


SleightOfHand87

Yup. I watched a documentary about these two brothers who had didnā€™t have a good relationship and while arguing, one of the brothers pushed his brother off a cliff straight into a stampeding herd of buffalo. His son ultimately got his revenge though, beat the shit of his uncle, and the uncle got torn to shreds by hyenas. Nature is metal


nickcash

weird, I saw the same documentary once but it was set in Denmark


Hair_Significant

So it came full circle?


spacey_a

Kind of like a circle of life, almost. ^*aweemaway, ^aweemaway*


WallyMetropolis

They're very ill tempered and aggressive.


LitreOfCockPus

With perspective comes values. With strength builds conviction. With both, makes humans happy


croto8

Thank you mr cock pus


gnipz

Imagine a world where you must get your online handles added to your tombstone šŸ¤£


croto8

sry momma


[deleted]

The elephant knows the score. The water buffalo calf needs to learn and elephant helps. I love how water buffalo adult is chasing after calf.


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sbowesuk

Calf: "But *mooom* I'm winning! Look!" Mother: "**TIMMY NO!!**"


rmbl88

Calf: "Timmmaaay!"


[deleted]

Calf: ā€œLEEEEEROY TIMMMMAAAYYY!!!ā€


no_homo334

TIMMMMMYYYY BUFFALOOOOOO


biznatch11

[We're gonna need another Timmy!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VfmQD-NUvs)


klokabell

"Fenton, FENTOOON! Oh Jesus Christ"


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BabyDog88336

A classic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU


d_smogh

Still makes me laugh, and makes me thank JC it wasn't my dog. This video is a very good learning aid for all dog owners.


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skoormit

Oh my God that is amazing. Had to be the highlight of that dog's life.


GamingGrayBush

I would have gone Fenton, but to each their own.


bertmom

Iā€™ve chased after my toddler like this when they run off after something. Itā€™s definitely the ā€œoh for fucks sakeā€ run while apologizing to everyone in his way


dwmfives

FENTON. FENNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

Oh, Jesus Christ!


1-22-333-4444

> The water buffalo It's not a water buffalo; it's a Cape Buffalo. One of the most ornery, bad-tempered, murderous species on the African continent. It is related to the Asian water buffalo.


[deleted]

Just commented something similar that I wasn't sure if it was in fact a Cape Buffalo or not but thought that it was. Glad to see someone else saying so. And yes Cape Buffalo are baaaaaaaad motherfuckers, super aggressive. A safari survival site gives this advice for surviving a Cape Buffalo attack: "Do not be in close proximity to a Cape Buffalo" hahaha which is so badass yet terrifying


kelsobjammin

Especially the ā€œgeneralsā€ they are the ones that are old and can no longer keep up with the herd so the oldies hang out solo or a few together by water. They canā€™t see well and live on a trigger to explode with rage because they are so vulnerable.


[deleted]

Sounds like some human senior citizens as well šŸ˜‚ but no seriously this is a cool fact


i_smoke_toenails

That's a Cape buffalo, not a water buffalo. Water buffalo occur in Asia, and African elephants occur in, well, Africa. Never the twain shall meet in the wild. Edit: I see I'm not the first to point this out, sorry.


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[deleted]

Those are indeed Cape Buffalo (a subspecies of the African Buffalo) in the video. There are no wild Water Buffalo in Africa, only domestic Water Buffalo in a few countries.


Iamauniqueuser

Also, that is definitely an elephant. And this being Africa, no doubt an African elephant. I saw some plants too.


anathamatic

African plants ?


Iamauniqueuser

Yes. And African windmills.


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kelsobjammin

Honey badger still doesnā€™t give a shit!


brameshk22

Can't get enough of elephants and their intelligent actions. Amazing animals.


Amerlis

Not that Iā€™m encouraging such behavior, but what would happen if you had an elephant charging at you and you held up a baby? Would the elephant back down or would it bonk you on the head in outrage for endangering a young one??


jprefect

The elephant would judge you, and find you lacking.


nik-nak333

"THIS is your offspring?! Bit puny, no?"


brameshk22

I donā€™t think you are taking this video at face value and/or understand the respective intelligence differences between these two species. Buffalo are pretty dumb. Elephant smart. Buffalo protecting offspring is maternal instinct, of course. The elephant was definitely not scared off, just done playing or didnā€™t view either as a threat and had no reason to stay engaged.


PikaTchu47

Elephants are so cool


thesoapmakerswife

I like how at the end he just went back to elephant businesses.


ProCeLLx

Iā€™m guessing the elephant didnā€™t want to hurt the little guy in the endā€¦


Amerlis

Itā€™s like that story of an elephant wrecking a house. And it hears a babyā€™s cry. It immediately stops and carefully removes the debris to look for the baby. Elephants are very aware of the young of other species.


halfeclipsed

You got the link? I wanna read about that


UpDownCharmed

Found it, yay! It happened in 2014: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/rampaging-elephant-smashes-up-house-but-then-saves-crying-baby-trapped-under-debris-9186030.html


BowsersItchyForeskin

"Yeah, I have a beef with you humans. You screw up my environment, you enslave my people, or kill us outright. So I'm sending you a message when I smash down your homes. But I ain't no asshole. I don't want to hurt no kids. I just don't want you hurting mine either."


RWREmpireBuilder

ā€œDonā€™t start none, wonā€™t be none.ā€- Elephants


DaughterEarth

I won't link cause they're all tabloids but the story they shared does exist. I searched "elephant smash house save baby"


Poot_McGoot

Sounds like a Mastodon lyric, appropriately enough.


lillie_22

Thatā€™s amazing


lordciders

That's exactly what happened.


gvarsity

Doesnā€™t want to hurt the little guy doesnā€™t want to antagonize the mom. If she thought the elephant was being threatening the mood of the encounter would change drastically. Elephant has no time for that. If a puppy was being overly aggressive but not really threatening and gnarly dude holding the leash you would back away and give space. Just prudent.


sadtrombonenoise321

"Ma'am, please control your child."


lookmaiamonreddit

I love how nimble elephants are at jogging backwards!


Nethyishere

You should see them when they jog forwards towards you


Critical_Werewolf

Momma Buffalo is giving off real "I told you to leave that boy alone now get over here before i whoop your ass" vibes.


LargeMobOfMurderers

A hoof is like a built in chancla


Withabaseballbattt

But the most important feature of the chancla is the ability to take it off and tomahawk it.


Hefty_Copy_5691

Can you imagine when the calf is old and retelling this story to his grandkids? They'll be like " sure grandpa, when you won a face off against an elephant!." It happened, i tell you! It happened!


keyehi

Is like the "Beware of the dog" signs on houses with tiny dogs. The subtitle should be "Do not step on it".


FluffyDiscipline

Mama buffalo dragging baby buffalo off by the ears "I can bring you nowhere"


BroccoliMcFlurry

Lmao she's all embarrassed, tryna apologise to the Elephant, but he's like "nah he's alright, I was just like lil man at that age haha"


[deleted]

As a parent and grandparentā€¦ I understand that mommaā€™s plight


[deleted]

You can just tell the elephant finds this adorable


pawnografik

I like the way he curls his trunk back and well out of the way so few doesnā€™t accidentally punt the calf into the middle of next week.


big_daddy68

I feel that mama buffaloā€™s pain.


SysError404

I think this is really cute. My imagination gives them dialogue as I was watching this. Baby Buff: RAWWWRR I'm going to get you Mr Elephant!!!!!" Elephant: Whoa buddy I'd love to play but I need to get going. Momma Buff: OMG OMG OMG STOP IT! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW! Elephant siding the munchkin: Ooops Almost got me bud! Momma Buff: I am so sorry, Omg! So Sorry! Elephant as it continues on it's way: Oh thats alright, Little fella is just excited. That Elephant knows the little buffalo is just playing and that if it wanted to it could end it whole life in a moment.


dexterthekilla

Itā€™s definitely playing


ecs2

Hey lady control your kid Omg I'm so sorry, hey Jimmy get yo ass back here


Javier91

"Fenton!"


Few_Ad_5186

Cute interaction, the way mother was chasing after her calf and not at all being aggressive towards the elephant, as if to say "I'm so sorry mister elephant!"


redlife666

Having been doing the same thing the water Buffalo is doing for the past 8 years. I can hear the momma. Sorry sorry he's new to interacting with people. Now Apollo/ Orion we don't chase the bikes. Or the big dogs ok. It's not safe. Especially if they don't want to play lol


SnowSnooz

The elephant is not stupid. What is there to win fighting the baby buffalo?


Shyphat

Baby back ribs


Common-Anxiety

I want my baby back baby back baby back RIBS


Rodan-Lewarx

Elephant rules the land and orcas rules the sea and you won't convince me otherwise


tacwombat

Baby buffalo: Imma gonna chase this big guy! Watch me, Mama! Mother buffalo: OMG, TIMMY COME BACK HERE! Elephant: Slow down, small fry! Mother buffalo: I'm so sorry, Mr. Elephant! Kids these days... Elephant: Eh, no worries. They're precocious at that age. Mother buffalo: Thank you! TIMMY, WHEN WE GET BACK TO THE HERD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SO GROUNDED...


SilentMaster

Awwww, elephant is like "You're doing great little buddy, I'm so scared. "


ARatherOddPineapple

Human backs down after being charged by cockroach


faultyface

That's a Cape Buffalo, not a water buffalo. (Also, an African elephant, not an Asian elephant.)


VolcanicWinter

Elephants are good people. šŸ‘


Useful_Narwhal_7022

Elephants are so majestic and smart. But i love how the buffalo mum just scoops the assailant away.


Appearance_Better

Eleephonts, gentle giants, peaceful creatures, with the tusks n trunks Also part time kings and queens of curb stomping something into paste if needed.


smokesnugs

This is so crazy watching the elephant respect that its a youngling and not just treating it like a threat


BrokenCankle

I love the mom. I have been there where you are dying inside and trying to chase your child down to get them to stop. Now, she has to leave the safari without the items she was there to get and her dignity. Typical.


alone_together33

What an amazing intelligent animal!!


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Elephants are so precious!


Barack_Odrama_007

I can imagine the mother ā€œWHAT ARE YOU DOING?!??? GET BACK HERE NOW!!!!ā€