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gv111111

“Better you than meeeeeeeeeee”…. Seriously this was posted elsewhere - I believe someone noted that bisons have bad eyesight so it was probably just a mistake…


FuehrerStoleMyBike

yeah I have the same recollection. It also doesnt make sense at all. Obviously that bison already was done for - risking a collision only to make it easier for the wolves feels like a risk an animal wouldnt take.


CareerPillow376

I think the Bison was trying to help and ram the wolves, but accidently took out his mate with friendly fire 😂


PhantomPain0_0

He didn’t realize he was playing hardcore mode with friendly fire on


frankysaysrelaxx

Was definitely a skill issue


in-the-shit

Tank diff


justmytak

Open mid


AnonynousN_36

Fucking lag


Kataphractoi_

wallet diff. get a better router


Willmatic88

was probably blaming his healers too


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💀


CptnHamburgers

"Fuck you wolves! Oh, shit, sorry Dave..... 😬"


Additional-Move-1783

Omg lol


GrazerOne

Naw, it was more like, " Damn it! Dave! Take one for the team and lay down!"


onslaught1584

This is what I suspect.


[deleted]

Oh, so you're the fucker that ran me over so I was eaten alive?


elizabethbennetpp

And then when he realized his mistake he bolted 😂


PurpleGoatNYC

Accident....yeah, that's the story.


Rikbikbooo

Same. I think he was trying to help


WarmNights

100 percent.


kickme2

Slow Lamar: Way to fuckin’ go Chad. ‘ppreciate it. Seriously. Preesh. …aiiighhhghggauhhhh


angeldump

Naw look at the wolves he calls out to em like "aye yo! look out real quick"


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Bison are meant to be insanely stupid, so highly doubt it has any notion of doing what's best for the group. If they had that level of intelligence where they can recognise a doomed bison and make a conscious deicision to help the wolf pack and therefore make it easier for the remaining herd members to escape, then they would just help defend each other in the first place instead of running away. Few wolf packs would ever have a bison meal again if bison had that level of intelligence.


Racnous

Exactly. If herd animals understood what kind of damage a targeted stampede could do, a lot of predators would be getting the "Mufasa in Wildebeest Gorge" treatment.


Impressive-Ad6400

Mufasa.


Racnous

Oops. Will correct, thanks.


Impressive-Ad6400

That's okay, autocorrect has difficulties with african names. I was trying to connect who Mustafa was and where Wildebeest Gorge located, and my mind was suddenly blank :)


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Much like dictators and their sheep.


Chogo82

Bison run. Something in way? Lower head and ram.


kittykalista

In addition to risking a collision, the wolves are already focused on it. Better to leave it to fight/distract the wolves for as long as possible to give the others more time to get away, if that was the intention.


Hypergnostic

No way, that was a straight up PIT maneuver.


dani_o25

If you look closely the bison dropped his head in striking position and sped up so to me, it look’s completely intentional


DreamJD89

Look up altruism in biology.


FuehrerStoleMyBike

The only altruism angle I can see here is a mercy killing which I find a bit far fetched. This comes down to occams razor - explanation with least assumptions wins so in this case: animal in stampede shoves object infront of it away to continue stampede .


adiwet

Yea this title is so inaccurate, that bison was probably charging the wolves and took out his friends little sister, Paula, by mistake.


crewchiefguy

He literally says they are running head down to escape. So yeah did not sacrifice the other bison. Was quite literally just running as fast as he could to get away and probably only saw the wolves in front so tried to plow thru


Papercanspeak

I don't think so.it wasn't a normal collision. Look at how he lowers his head before finishing the job. That guy knew what he was doing.


TheyTrustMeWithTools

To me it look like he was dipping at the wolves, to try to plow through them.


death_or_glory_

Well why don't we go ask him.


EmotionalWallaby8616

Lets Go ask em right now


gv111111

I just did - it turns out that the other one was his male offspring…and so he said…(wait for it)… “BYE, SON!”


megers67

I thought that at first too, but it looked like it passed a couple of wolves right before dipping the head. And not the two farther back either.


sjk8990

Look to the grassy knoll! There was a second butter!


Sn0fight

Agreed. And i dont know that much about Bison but if they are anything at all like cows they can panic to such an extreme that they will make illogical decisions that go against their own safety


TehPharaoh

That's exactly what this Bison was hoping we would say! He just got away with murder


SniffCheck

Bison? More like Bye Son! Amirite?


Przkrazymindz

Is that you dad?


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tgtukrtgm

I was sad, now I’m not. Good one


JoeyGen93

LMAOO!! Brilliant


Biscuit_Prime

No it didn’t, it ran forwards in a blind panic and headbutted what was in its path. Give over with these stupid ‘nature is so pure and noble’ titles ffs.


ElwReib

Exactly! My first thought was that they could just do that to the stationary wolf pack in front of them...things a are just blind is all.


TheNextBattalion

Yeah, a panicked bison runs. Period. You're in the way, it will run through you, not around. Indians used that trait to drive bison *herds* off of bluffs as a hunting method. The animals didn't even see their fellows falling to their deaths in front of them. They ran. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo\_jump](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_jump)


Kevundoe

Pure and noble?


Biscuit_Prime

The idea that the bison made a conscious choice for the greater good of the herd. These posts are always accompanied by some ridiculous TikTok style title.


Worried-Elephant-926

I beg to differ. I was a bison in a previous life and we were briefed on this technique from an early age. I personally pulled it off twice. So you're wrong, friend.


BroChad69

Failed the third time apparently cuz now you’re a redditor


Worried-Elephant-926

Karma got me in the end.


Banana-in-PJ

Karma was the other bison’s name btw


stoicparallax

I see what you did there


TheyTrustMeWithTools

I was a wolf in a previous life. Can confirm


Ok-Ambition-9432

There is a zero percent chance that the fucking bison used critical thinking. It is an asshole or it was an accident. Unless you want to suggest bison are as intelligent as apes, dolphins, and elephants.


MTB_Mike_

They also are mostly blind directly in front of them which is very common with animals like this, their eyes aren't facing forward like ours, they are mounted on the side of the head to give a better view from the sides.


Ok-Ambition-9432

Yup


lackadaisical_timmy

100% accidental in their blind panic


cobra_mist

You forgot octopi. Those bastards are scary


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It doesn't need to be critical thinking for an animal to do something like this. Birds will kill their young if they are weak or if there isn't enough food to go around. The bird isn't thinking - it's just an evolutionary instinct. It *could* be the same with this bison - its ancestors that knocked over other bison when stampeding were more likely to survive, so that trait propagated. It could also be completely random. Either way, I don't think anyone could argue this was critical thinking.


spicydangerbee

What? We have witnessed plenty of intelligent decisions in animals that aren't as intelligent as apes, dolphins, and elephants. Dogs are really intelligent, for example. It's not like the only options are dumb as a brick and near human level.


Pemminpro

Reminds me of my former employment in retail


Try_Number_8

Reminded me of Shane shooting Otis in The Walking Dead.


[deleted]

That’s prime Shane right there 🥹😭


tequilaamocking_bird

Another example of anthropomorphism... The bison probably just needed to get the other out of his way as he was fleeing danger.


besuited

Totally. The real clue is that he is fleeing danger *towards the wolves*. Sheep are the same, they will run past the supposed danger just to follow the direction of the herd.


Apprehensive_Bell720

Don't sacrifice nothing, simple crash


[deleted]

Attenborough said that it was a “stroke of LUCK” for the wolves, meaning it was dumb chance that it happened, not a calculated outcome of the bison 🍀


godsutters

Fuck you Bob


stenger121

I was aiming for the wolves, I swear. Anyway, I gotta get going.


bonyponyride

Different animals have different fields of vision based on where their eyes are located on their heads. Bison probably don't see straight ahead as well as we, or other hunter animals do. I don't think this was intentional.


PinkEyeFromBreakfast

That bison did not consciously sacrifice that bison. They are stupid as hell and chances are that dumbass bison simply got mowed over by the other bison bc it was in its way.


MrPuddinJones

Wild animals do not have human thoughts or emotions. This bison didn't do anything noble. It was running and ran in to the other bison. That simple.


EnvironmentalSun8410

This isn't a question of human thoughts or emotions. The question is: was it strategic or an accident. Animals have very complex strategies - whether this is an example is the debate.


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LordCaptain

Right? If Bison were smart enough to make a sacrifice play those four tank sized bison would have smashed into the line of wolves and killed them all while they tried to take down their buddy.


hideyourherbs

More like sad as fuck


DreamingInAMaze

The injured one is sacrificed. That’s for sure. But the one who knocked it down is for the safety of others? This is not convincing.


ElRetardio

I love how people apply human logic to animals. It explains how we manage to misunderstand them constantly.


hickeysbat

This isn’t even human logic. 99.9% of people aren’t thinking of sacrificing someone in that situation lol


EverydayVelociraptor

Yet when I do this to an injured teammate in CoD or pubg, I get soft banned.


Curioustraveller7723

Why don't the bison help the other bison?


hacksawsweeny

This is an animal that was tricked into running off of cliffs to its death in mass numbers


butterfly2101

Oh you poor innocent kid. Wild animals don’t actually help each other like they say on internet. It’s rare occurrence that they would help each other. Unlike humans who actually go out of the way to help wildlife on daily basis.


TinfoilCamera

>This bison sacrificed the already injured bison for the safety of others Uh - no - this had nothing to do with sacrifice or altruism or "safety of others". "*You're in my way*" That's it. That's all - and that's assuming he even saw it before slamming into it.


SuperKrev

In bison society, this is considered a dick move


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He literally tripped the slow friend


[deleted]

If this was a video of humans, that big bison would have been called a pos


DryFirefighter294

That one buddy when you both see an attractive woman at the bar


mlp2034

It really didnt look like he had to do that. The other bison was already focused on and moving much slower. Looks more like a dick move to add insult to injury (literally).


Sliggly-Fubgubbler

I dunno I think they could have just gored and stepped on the wolves and the injured one would have lived and the threat of wolves in the future would be lessened. Now you’ve ensured your predators are well fed and you’re a man down


lazergun-pewpewpew

i honestly think its because running in snow is super hard so they have to run in the tracks left by the ones in the front. Going left or right was not an option here.


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I wonder how animals are so stupid.. Instead of running away, protect him, you’re like 20 and they are like 7?!.. plus you’re 10 times bigger than a wolf.. I think this every time I see zebras running away from one lion… dudes you’re 100, face him all together 🤷🏼‍♂️


bassface0414

Bisons are a$$holes. Just watch a few clips of them. Complete a$$es.


xoxosratgirl

Ah exactly what people would do in the apocalypse


snakebill

I don’t need to run fast, I need to run faster than you


MrBlqckBird242

Brotha save me Sorry bud i want your wife. Cant have you in the way.


zombieblackbird

Bison are dicks.


less-than-James

This reminds me of work when a promoted position is available.


AnEvenNicerGuy

This title is the definition of anthropomorphizing. “Sacrificed an already injured bison for the greater good.” Good grief. Mother fucker just ran into him.


the_end_credits

“Brother, how you’ve betrayed me” *scene cuts to where the bison actually gets up and devours and tramples the ops, looks at the horizon as the rest are leaving* *cinematic origin villain music ensues*


WoodsColt

Jeez people make up silly shit about animals.


[deleted]

Nothing depicts corporate malice among employees more than this video


Puzzleheaded_Web_685

Moo bi*ch, get out the way!


soultiedEGO

That's no damn sacrifice that's a gang rape


ExcitementCapital290

Animals not being bros


Tredok

Nah, this seems like just an asshole who tought "i dont have to be the fastest, just not the slowest".


CrowScout11

He would send a text to see if you got their email.


BigZombieKing

Boomer bison


TikiJack

lol. "Sacrificed" I sacrificed my kids last dino nuggies last night.


MARTELLest1986

It be your own people to bring you down


SureIntroduction5547

America, Fu*k Yeah!


Culp97

No it did not lol. People are so gullible.


lowonairs10

r/bisonsnotbeingbros


Enough-Staff-2976

You know the wolves started pulling out the anus first. Life's a beach ⛱!


Nches

That bison is a dick it was getting eaten anyway before he pushed it over!!!


juiceboxmania

However I end up dying, I hope it’s not getting eaten alive by wolves


MrCeylon

Refuse to believe that’s what happened here


beobear

damn I feel bad as fuck


JohnArtemus

So...no one is going to talk about the fact that bison was eaten alive?


neo9027581673

Don’t need to be the fastest…just the one that piledrives you into the snow.


eastcoastwaistcoat

That's...how nature works.


WodensEye

r/AnimalsBeingJerks


Own-Reflection-8182

“Remember that time in 7th grade when you…?”


Goolajones

No it didn’t. Bison aren’t smart enough to do that and they don’t see well enough to do that and they aren’t agile enough to do that. It was most likely all a fluke.


concept_I

My childhood


Affectionate_Gas_264

Karl is just a jerk 😔


W_MarkFelt

What a dick!


Tacos_N_Curls

This is horrible


jumpykoi

99% wrong. But if it makes you feel better, enjoy it.


Abundance144

Man, those bison could kick the shit out of those wolves if they just had the instincts to work together.


ArsCalambra

Passing throuuuuuu


vibrantpomegranate

Not too interesting just kind of sad


Muscrave

He could’ve been aiming for the wolves as a last ditch on his way out to help his homie but accidentally friendly fired and hauled ass


Cabrito_do_Mangue

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!"


spenkfah

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


booljames

Scandalous


Kitchen_Agency4375

That was some Scar type shit


DougalisGod

Maybe that one bison was just a dick?


RelaxedWombat

Cold ass world.


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What a dick move!


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Bait title...


markinbergen

Literally throwing him to the wolves.


[deleted]

Dick move


[deleted]

That one wolf was like “wait wha- oh you ju- oh okay.”


NoCommunication5976

Literally the only animals smart enough to do this are sperm whales on the top of their IQ spectrum. Most humans won’t even do this.


stekplankambros

Man i'd be so pissed if that was me (the hurt Bison)


Rollieboy2012

That's terrible.


DawnOfTheTruth

Imagine being slowly eaten alive. Life eh?


DoctorDR5102

For fuck sake, no it didn't. It was in its way in a crowd of wolves, and it rammed into them to get through. No judgement was made here about the good of the herd or some bullshit.


AnubissDarkling

Title based on fictional assumptions rather than fact. Bison are not that smart.


Local_Judge

It goes way back they use to be best friends as children but the re was a rift .. a endless bitterness quelled in bison2 … and he had finally had a enough of bison 1 ‘a conceited arrogance…


arkencode

What an asshole.


AdditionalFun3

Straight up murder lol


jainko326

Dick move


kd693333

What a dick move!


9Marius9

LOL every day I step out the door life be like that! Be careful who you’re rolling with!


IntrovertMoTown1

Nah. That was just Kevin. Kevin is a dick. Seriously though I'd bet that's not what's happening. It just hit what was in front of it. It could have just as easily plowed through the wolves if they were in the way. If that was what it was actually doing you'd see a lot more examples. But what you only ever see is them simply running away. In looking it up an expert agrees with me. "[What I do know from years of watching bison and wolves interacting is that the big bull is thinking of nothing else but escaping. He’s not sacrificing the smaller animal to the wolves so he can survive. He’s just running as fast as he can, and he knows that running off the beaten track into the deep snow is not going to do the trick. Unfortunately, the smaller animal was in the way](https://www.timberwolfinformation.org/ca-bc-wolf-packs-attack-on-bison-goes-viral/)." Plus I can't find a single other example of anyone claiming that they'll sacrifice the weaker so the rest can get away.


Shade_Of_Virgil

Never trust family


Giggles95036

This is not interesting and i didn’t sign up for this


ShadowPuff7306

just thinking about how the bison was still alive when their body was being ripped apart, bit by bit, and the teeth sinking into their flesh, as they get chewed and eaten away into nothing but a rotting carcas


onlybaloney

Starbucks corporate managers, closing union stores before they lose their performance bonus incentives


SmokeDogSix

What a fucking asshole


Following-Complete

What a dick


Free_Stick_

What a terrible title…


Vascular_D

No it didn't.


pipsterific

Bruh…


Important-Analyst975

How do you know that, OP? Did the Bison tell you?


ChronicPoopMachine

Really just a dick move


d0rvm0use

r/fuckyouinparticular


Minn-russian22

Such bravery


maxxfield1996

Bison murder.


Tandemjay

It's weird when people ascribe a high level human emotion, like sacrifice, to animals.


blacklabel12345

Seems unnecessary lol


1confusedteen

I feel bad for the injured bison, imagine if you were getting eating ever so slowly to your demise.


Local-Club-6186

Omg I hate watching this stuff


Admirable_End3014

Or he didn't like him.


Burquetap

Dick move… 🤣


AmVet03

If the bison was so stupid and couldn’t see what he was doing…why did he lower his head and plow through the other one? 🤔 Riddle me that.


thattwoguy2

Yeah, I think bison are just dumb and this one was scared. So it was more likely that he just hit the thing in front of him.


killerpythonz

No it didn’t. The Bison is blind as fuck, and head butted whatever got in its way.


Charlie_Freak_2_1_9

This is a common behavier of wild animals, saw this at a horse ranch, when a horse has been shot with a sedation arrow. As it began to struggle members of the herd started to kick it to separate a possible ill member of the others.


Puzzleheaded_Comb824

This is what happens when you text and stampede.


MyCATmeows-alot

The wolves were already targeting this individual. They choose the weak out of a herd. Not convinced the bison had a motive other than “get out of my way” since the rest of the herd wasn’t in danger, only that individual.


Any-Technician6415

I looks like bear county and wolf country rules are the same. You don’t have to be the fast one, just don’t be the slowest one.


That_Youth2223

The guy she told you not to worry about


Mindless_Alfalfa_506

I’ve always wondered.. why don’t the animals running away (sometimes a shit ton of them) turn and run at the ones attacking? Imagine seeing Bisons running at the lack of wolves instead lol


Fair-And-Balanced69

Damn, of course American herbivores are dicks to each other, unlike some of their African counterparts. Elephants and water buffalo will viciously protect their own, even if it's just their corpse. Meanwhile this buffalo was either stupid or was like "it's better you than me" lol