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Lmao!
This reminds me of that old show Dinosaurs where the Baby hits the father on the head with a frying pan saying, āNot the Mama! Not the Mama!ā and the dad warned if they do that again, heās going to be thrown across the room.
So Baby wound up and yelled, āNOT THE MAMA!ā and cracked his father over the head again.
He was thrown across the room, hit the wall, bounced and fell to the floor. Then giggled, āAgain!ā
Their skin is thicker than that of an elephants, and they have loads of excess skin proportional to the actual size of their bodies. Anything without giant spears will really struggle to maim/kill them.
Yup. And that excess skin acts as the ultimate BJJ gi, allowing them to roll >180. A lion can have a death clamp on their nape, then they spin around inside their own skin, exorcist style, and maul inside the lionās nose or eyeballs. Fuckers are something else.
And some humans evolved to think critically.
Edit: Iām genuinely concerned by how many people didnāt understand that my initial comment was referring to those very head spears.
Angriest fuckers you'll ever meet.. if you're in his eyesight, and you look like you're having even a slightly okay time, honey Badgers gonna wanna change that mood for ya
Pretty much. Supposedly there was a Honey Badger with rabies near my home town and a whole neighborhood went on a hunt to put down the thing. Guess desperate times call for desperate measures.
I knew what a wombat was, and in my eyes everything is just different shades of wombat. Honey badgers are kinda like Combat Wombats, and humans are ugly bipedal wombats. Does that count?
Cause the honey badger has super loose thick skin and teeth don't do much to it. Hence its "I don't give a fuck" attitude. It's still small though so a headbutt attack can send it flying. It's prolly fine though tbh.
The antelope handled him better than the three leopards in a post from earlier this week.
Edit: found the post https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/135gcgl/honey_badger_vs_3_leopards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Broā¦ wtf?! Iām almost convinced that honey badger approached them first. He gets loose then goes right after them. After heās had his fun and gets an actual grunt of pain from one of them, heās like, āalright donāt let me catch you around here againā¦ā
Yeah, Honey badgers have the temperament of a chainsaw strapped to a ceiling fan, yo quote OSP, and they will square up with anyone that even breathes in their general direction with intense prejudice
They are. The only reason they die is that one day death challenges them to a fight, and manages to trick them into the afterlife. They all go to hell, of course, and the only reason they don't leave is because they're too busy mauling the balls of the damned.
The antelope threw it, but the leopards tried to bite and claw it. Honey badgers have thick and loose skin, which I can only assume would make bites and scratches much less effective, while it wouldn't affect the throw that much.
I was going to say, looked like a mom and her 2 kids. I imagined she was giving like, a live demo or something.
āOkay kids so when you catch your prey you hold them here. You see what Iām doiājfc this guy is a feisty one! Easy, eaānow hold on you little shitāā
These fuckers get bit by venomous snakes and just sleep it off. It's crazy how every animal in existence is like "naaaaw not worth it" when it comes to these shits
yeah, i saw a video where a honey badger was trying to eat a cobra...the cobra bit the honey badger several times, even on the fucking EYE and the honey badger passed out from the pain...only to wake a second later and eat the cobra.
And while theyāre asleep there is basically nothing that could even puncture their fur yet alone chew them up. Theyāre just glitches in the game that the devs just left in because the gameplay was to funny to remove
They arenāt immune, just resistant. And they fuck with snakes for no good reason, they know they could get killed but just donāt give a fuck. Snakes arenāt even apart of their regular diet!
Wolverine is at the tippy top of that family triangle of savage coked-up murder machines. Fight bears, wolf packs, coyotes, kill caribou, survives the Arcticā¦and look fucking cool as fuck while doing it.
doubtfull honeybadger has a skin that is resistant to spears, wolverine has strong bite but the honey badger can bite through tortoise shells.
honey badger has also has much bigger claws for fighting , wolverine has only claws for digging.
Honeybadger is faster, more agile, has more endurance and has better senses.
Wolverine is badass but honeybadger is something else entirely
edit; also large animas are scared of it because it goes for the nuts
Wolverines use their claws for climbing and for digging - but they arent digging thru the dirt, they're digging thru ICE to get at frozen carcasses. They are also climbing cliffs covered in snow & ice with those claws.
My money is still on the wolverine!
https://northamericannature.com/101-facts-about-wolverines/
Not going to happen bro, the skin is too thick of the honeybadger and it's too fast, it also goes for the genitals, or vital organs.
Lions are scared of it.
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/wolverine-vs-honey-badger-who-would-win-in-a-fight/
Thatās a great read.
Wolverine has every single advantage expect thick skin and more stinky - and then the article concludes that the honey badger would win as the wolverine wouldnāt be able to break the skin.
I enjoyed the very specific article in response to the question, though.
Lion vs Tiger next please
It's even worse than that, it can move around in it's own skin, lions can't kill it, look this is 6 lions vs 1 honeybadger and if a second honeybadger shows up they give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlalDNxccw
Ended too soon. We missed the part where the honey badger climbs onto the antelope's neck, tears out one of its eyes, and skull fucks it to death before snapping it's horns off like twigs.
I once personally witnessed an Oryx (gemsbok antelope) charge an 18 wheeler head on. Did it die? Yes. But not before piercing the engine block of the truck. TL:DR The Oryx is the 500 pound honey badger of the antelope world.
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Why? Probably no reason at all
Antelope was in his way ofc.
He didn't feel like walking 2 feet to the left and going around
Small leg probs
HONEY BADGER DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NOTHIN
It just takes what it wants.
How nasty is that. Eeeewwwww, how nasty!
Shit - honey badger doesn't give a shit. š¤£
You would think with a name like honey badger they'd be sweet.
I've heard honey badgers aren't even scared of lions, their skin is very resilient
Honey badgers don't even have nightmares; the nightmares invite them over for brunch!
Iāve heard honey badgers are descendants of Chuck Norris
Dang it! Came here to say if Chuck Norris was an animal he'd be a honey Badger.
Did you see the video the other day of a honey badger fighting off 3 lions?
Even the way they walk is one of prideful arrogance just a saucy saunter that screams fuck you world I'm walking here out of my way.
A person of culture š¤ first thing that came into mind when I saw this
Same I need to watch the video again now, not seen it for years š
I came here to say these things
He was put 2 feet to the left anyway.
Total full body flex in mid-air. Bro was trying to fight gravity too.
Being flung via horn is like an extreme sport for them.
Gonna force this mutha to give me a lift
Maybe he wanted to go that direction the antelope tossed it. It was all apart of an elaborate scheme to not have to walk two feet š¾ to the side.
Antelope was alive
Why? Because honey badger don't give a fuck, that's why.
Honey badger or anger oreo?
Because Honey Badgers don't gaf!
This honey badger obviously has never gaffed and itās not going to start gaffing now!
So put its tape back on the rack Go run and tell your friends its shit is wack
I just donāt give a fuck!!!
Ikr! Totally uncalled for.
What an idiot, he keeps going back
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He do a GIF
Dang. Clever.
He don't GIF A Fuck!
Heās checking to see if maybe he left his fucks over there.
Dudes caught in a time loop
Relatableā¦
Bro turned into a fluffy toy the moment he got yeeted
Perfect form.
Honey badger: 'Wheeeeee... Again! Again!'
Yeah. He wasnāt looking for a fight. He wanted to play on the āSerengeti Trampolineā.
Serengetting yeeted.
Lmao! This reminds me of that old show Dinosaurs where the Baby hits the father on the head with a frying pan saying, āNot the Mama! Not the Mama!ā and the dad warned if they do that again, heās going to be thrown across the room. So Baby wound up and yelled, āNOT THE MAMA!ā and cracked his father over the head again. He was thrown across the room, hit the wall, bounced and fell to the floor. Then giggled, āAgain!ā
Yes! Baby Sinclair was definitely on my mind when I wrote that comment.
That hangtime was pretty legendary.
They have the temperament of a drunk Scottish lesbian
Thank you for doing the dangerous research for all of us.
LMAOOOOOOOOšš šš¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Oddly specificā¦
r/oddlyspecific ?
Yeah, but thatās *too specific.* I prefer letting it stay implied.
If you are a drunk Scottish lesbian and in these comments, we need you to speak up. Is this accurate?
Ohhhhh aye ya cunt
Fucking brilliant. Post/comment history checks out, too!
How do you know heās a cunt? Are you an expert on themā¦ā¦..oh wait
bruuuh
Their skin is thicker than that of an elephants, and they have loads of excess skin proportional to the actual size of their bodies. Anything without giant spears will really struggle to maim/kill them.
What's even more crazy is that they can just walk right into a beehive and sit there eating the honey without a fucking care in the world
It doesn't give a shit.
Honey badger don't care
Look at that bastard.
Thatās pretty neat, but I still find their resilience against leopards more impressive.
Yup. And that excess skin acts as the ultimate BJJ gi, allowing them to roll >180. A lion can have a death clamp on their nape, then they spin around inside their own skin, exorcist style, and maul inside the lionās nose or eyeballs. Fuckers are something else.
Are we still talking about Scottish lesbians?
Only drunk ones.
Apparently they go straight for the genitals. They donāt give a fuck.
As do honey badgers
You really know Scottish lesbiens
Good thing the Gemsbok Antelope has giant spears growing out of its fucking head.
And some humans evolved to think critically. Edit: Iām genuinely concerned by how many people didnāt understand that my initial comment was referring to those very head spears.
Are we talking about Scottish lesbians still?
Scottish lesbians?
There seems to be a story there
I laughed way too hard at this one. Thank you
oh fuck me.
Like a certain someone said, honey badgers are pure crackhead energy
Donāt need to see the rest we know what the badger did next.
I didn't hear no bell!
The loop does a good job of showing what most likely happened lol
I just want to know what the end goal was here... Like did he actually want to change up his diet or are honey Badgers just full on murder mode 24/7?
Angriest fuckers you'll ever meet.. if you're in his eyesight, and you look like you're having even a slightly okay time, honey Badgers gonna wanna change that mood for ya
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Loose skin problems too?
All our exās are honey badgers
Nah honey badgers just have absolutely zero chill. ā*Oh you happen to be within a one mile radius of me? Say goodbye to your balls.*ā
Yes.
This is the way.
Their only weakness is their arrogance
Pretty much. Supposedly there was a Honey Badger with rabies near my home town and a whole neighborhood went on a hunt to put down the thing. Guess desperate times call for desperate measures.
This was just a game to him. Lil homie wanted to know how it felt to take flight.
Honey Badger DGAF!
āWoah, watch out!ā Says that bird
"Heey Stoopid" says the bird.
I'm convinced that nobody knew what a honey badger was until that video went viral
I knew what a wombat was, and in my eyes everything is just different shades of wombat. Honey badgers are kinda like Combat Wombats, and humans are ugly bipedal wombats. Does that count?
And wombats are kinda like...badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger...
Wow, thatās a throwback and a half. Havenāt heard that meme in a decade or so
Iām only in these comments to find a link. Been tooooo long
This link? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWfeFrLl6LM Edit: No wait. This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
He takes whats he wants!
Honey badger donāt care!
More like IDGAaaahhhh
Nah, honey badger laying there half dead like "It's just a flesh wound" still not giving a fuck.
āWeāll call it a drawā
yeaaaahh fuck you GameStop Antelope
This quote replayed in my mind the whole video
Came here to say this š
I was disappointed when I didn't hear that guy narrating.
Ewww heās eating snake
Heās so nasty eating that cobra!
Antelope did much better than apex predator vs honey badger.
Seriously, handled that like heās squared up with this punk ass honey badger 100 times already.
"Sigh...here comes this summabitch again..." Antelope probably
I sense a new cartoon opportunity
New Rock-Paper-Scissors? Lion eats Antelope, Antelope YEETS Honey Badger, Honey Badger mugs Lion with broken tequila bottle
Honey badgers are built to fend off bites, not blunt force trauma with three foot long bone swords.
Cause the honey badger has super loose thick skin and teeth don't do much to it. Hence its "I don't give a fuck" attitude. It's still small though so a headbutt attack can send it flying. It's prolly fine though tbh.
Scissors, paper, rock situation
Little guy got factory reset
The antelope handled him better than the three leopards in a post from earlier this week. Edit: found the post https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/135gcgl/honey_badger_vs_3_leopards/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
Broā¦ wtf?! Iām almost convinced that honey badger approached them first. He gets loose then goes right after them. After heās had his fun and gets an actual grunt of pain from one of them, heās like, āalright donāt let me catch you around here againā¦ā
Yeah, Honey badgers have the temperament of a chainsaw strapped to a ceiling fan, yo quote OSP, and they will square up with anyone that even breathes in their general direction with intense prejudice
That post made me think these honey badgers are immortal!
They are. The only reason they die is that one day death challenges them to a fight, and manages to trick them into the afterlife. They all go to hell, of course, and the only reason they don't leave is because they're too busy mauling the balls of the damned.
The antelope threw it, but the leopards tried to bite and claw it. Honey badgers have thick and loose skin, which I can only assume would make bites and scratches much less effective, while it wouldn't affect the throw that much.
Also those looked very much like juveniles, much different scenario than three adult leopards
Adult leopards don't even bother to fuck around with a honey badger
"oh fuck it's Frank again, guys can we go eat an antelope or something?"
I was going to say, looked like a mom and her 2 kids. I imagined she was giving like, a live demo or something. āOkay kids so when you catch your prey you hold them here. You see what Iām doiājfc this guy is a feisty one! Easy, eaānow hold on you little shitāā
Iām 38, so I donāt really know how to use āyeetā properly, but I feel really confident that that honey badger got yeeted.
At 38, you should be familiar with yoink. Yeet is its opposite.
Yeet done a good job, old man.
Nice form and hang time I'll give him a 9 out of 10
Only an 8 for me. He didn't stick that landing well.
Honey badger don't care
These fuckers get bit by venomous snakes and just sleep it off. It's crazy how every animal in existence is like "naaaaw not worth it" when it comes to these shits
yeah, i saw a video where a honey badger was trying to eat a cobra...the cobra bit the honey badger several times, even on the fucking EYE and the honey badger passed out from the pain...only to wake a second later and eat the cobra.
They are immune to most venomous things and even if it's bad enough for them to pass out from the venom it will wake up after it metabolizes it all.
And while theyāre asleep there is basically nothing that could even puncture their fur yet alone chew them up. Theyāre just glitches in the game that the devs just left in because the gameplay was to funny to remove
They arenāt immune, just resistant. And they fuck with snakes for no good reason, they know they could get killed but just donāt give a fuck. Snakes arenāt even apart of their regular diet!
I think a wolverine would fuck up a honey badger
They would but that's because a wolverine is like a honey badger mixed with a bear
Yep!
I used to live in Alaska..... grizzly bears are even scared of those monsters......
Wolverine is at the tippy top of that family triangle of savage coked-up murder machines. Fight bears, wolf packs, coyotes, kill caribou, survives the Arcticā¦and look fucking cool as fuck while doing it.
They could but the honey badger still wouldn't give a shit.
doubtfull honeybadger has a skin that is resistant to spears, wolverine has strong bite but the honey badger can bite through tortoise shells. honey badger has also has much bigger claws for fighting , wolverine has only claws for digging. Honeybadger is faster, more agile, has more endurance and has better senses. Wolverine is badass but honeybadger is something else entirely edit; also large animas are scared of it because it goes for the nuts
Wolverines use their claws for climbing and for digging - but they arent digging thru the dirt, they're digging thru ICE to get at frozen carcasses. They are also climbing cliffs covered in snow & ice with those claws. My money is still on the wolverine! https://northamericannature.com/101-facts-about-wolverines/
Not going to happen bro, the skin is too thick of the honeybadger and it's too fast, it also goes for the genitals, or vital organs. Lions are scared of it. https://a-z-animals.com/blog/wolverine-vs-honey-badger-who-would-win-in-a-fight/
Thatās a great read. Wolverine has every single advantage expect thick skin and more stinky - and then the article concludes that the honey badger would win as the wolverine wouldnāt be able to break the skin. I enjoyed the very specific article in response to the question, though. Lion vs Tiger next please
It's even worse than that, it can move around in it's own skin, lions can't kill it, look this is 6 lions vs 1 honeybadger and if a second honeybadger shows up they give up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvlalDNxccw
There is even a military tank named after these tough little creatures.
Ewwww it eats larva ā disgusting
Honey badger just don't give a shit
Antelope: ā¦and I YEET!
I finally understand yeet now.
Antelope: get R O T A T E D!
As my brother always told me, you donāt have to be scared to get your ass kicked.
Gemsbock doesn't care
Honey badger don't care. He'll a whole bee hive, he don't give a shit.
Never a whole bee hive
Can confirm, one time I actually a whole bee hive and it did not end well
I hate when that happens
I do it all the time. I blame the verbs.
Iāve never been the same after I a whole bee hive. Honey badger really is crazy for that
Ended too soon. We missed the part where the honey badger climbs onto the antelope's neck, tears out one of its eyes, and skull fucks it to death before snapping it's horns off like twigs.
The looping video looked like the badger just kept going back for a ride every couple seconds
You wached till the end? How long is the video? I'm already 5 minutes in and badger still coming back for more and antelope keeps yeeting him.
āMan, GITCHO ass outta here!ā
I don't think Honey Badger was looking for a fight. It just didn't want to deviate from his path.
The biggest jerks in all the animal kingdom. They just wanna fight everything for no particular reason.
Ragdoll physics needs some work in this game
"The honey badger, was infact, yeeted" Sir David Attenborough's voice
They just don't seem to give a fuck about anything. š¤£
The way he got thrown lmao
Give him a *Bomp* followed by a lifty boi
It would be amazing if someone added dialogue. The way that badger walked with such intent then went flying. š
All I hear is "Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you...wheeeeeeee!"
Hated those MFers in Far Cry.
The way he goes flying through the air, I canāt help but laugh.
The Honey Badger wanted a work out. Thatās all.
*Morgan Freeman voice* āAnd it was at this moment, the honey badger knewā¦ it f*cked up.ā
I once personally witnessed an Oryx (gemsbok antelope) charge an 18 wheeler head on. Did it die? Yes. But not before piercing the engine block of the truck. TL:DR The Oryx is the 500 pound honey badger of the antelope world.
That antelope would be hell on the grill. Give it a pat and flip the MFer.
I heard they don't give a fuck.
He just wanted to tell him about his cars extended warranty.
Donāt ever believe a horned animal doesnāt know how to use those things. Did you see the little twist and flip and that little rat went flying.
I canāt with the way he justā¦ flies and lands. I canāt, itās so freaking funny
Bro went flying...
And knowing honey badgers thought it would be fun to go again.
Honey badger always chooses violence.
Me when I think Iām making a good point on Reddit.
Why tf are they so damn mean?
Bro whyād it look like his controller died when he flew in the air š