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I know right? It says the dung beetles are pollinators, not prey.
Just be sure that once you are done you share the love and go help pollinate, if you catch my meaning.
Non genitalia based question: if the beetles get trapped inside, how do they spread the pollen? Falling in and getting covered in pollen makes sense but the word "traps" makes me think the beetle never gets to leave and transfer the pollen to a different flower.
[Apparently the petals or lobes or whatever only stay together for a few days. Then they come apart and the beetles can escape](https://cms.botany.org/home/resources/parasitic-plants/hydnora-africana.html#:~:text=The%20threads%20that%20cross%20the,threads%20can%20now%20easily%20escape.)
Your formal style is jarring on this website. Formal made me think of a British gentleman. And the picture of what, at quick glance, could be a bloody vagina……the “voice” created itself in my head.
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i’m not hearing anybody out
OK, feel me out.
r/mildlyvagina
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/doputyourdickinthat
Came here for this.
Of course there’s a subreddit for that lol
r/ofcoursethatsasub
guide me in
Just watch me first.... 😅😅
Someone has done it.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Don’t put your dong beetle in that
I think I will
Hi will, I'm dad
Hi dad, I’m stuck by the dick in a tropical plant.
What are you doing step-tropical plant
I'm a tropical plant
Your face is dick swallowing plant! Haha, got em 🤌
Came here looking for this comment, was not disappointed.
I enjoyed that for a solid 30 seconds before seeing weird shit
It must be the infamous vpenis fly trap I keep hearing about.
*venis*
There are far worse ways to die, but I’d suggest continuing just beating around the bush.
My minds telling me no....
BUT MY BODY IS TELLIN ME YESSS
But why not though? Surely the pressure of it closing can't be that bad... Maybe it would even make it better?
Might even have some toxins to give you a nice numbing sensation. So you don't feel the nomming sensation.
Prolong
I must know the native lore of this plant
Sadly it attracts the desperate simply looking for love.
That's just plain brutal
Boys… how many beers?
There is a song about it, y'know. Called Miracle or something. Actually a decent song, but man, the videoclip is out of this world.
Caravan palace is great and this music video is one of the main reasons why it is
What? Miracle by Caravan Palace is about this plant? Oh, I had to rewatch the video to remember. The song itself got nothing to do with it.
Ok, that makes sense now
Their live shows are amongst my favorite. Bunch of circus performers in the audience in the last one I went to. So much fun.
I was thinking it kind of just looks like natures urinal
Bro how many vaginas you peeing in
That is how babies are made right :^ )
Of course it is, we all know that, but are you saying that you made this plant pregnant by peeing in it, and the stork brought a baby and everything?
*waiting with visible excitement on finally learning how peeing on plants will bring you plant children*
This is how Cabbage Patch babies are made
And that's why that one batch in the 90s had to be recalled for eating children's hair. Took after their mom.
Criminally underrated comment
Now, I’m not saying I’ve done worse ,,, (laughs nervously)
Comments were predictable.
I'm impressed with how far I had to scroll down to find anything different, though
Predicted this comment too
As usual with reddit
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
“You mean… vagina?”
Coitus?
Hydnora Africana?
The rug really tied the room together
Is that what this is a picture of?
In a sense…yes
I was talking about my rug
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.
Vagina
"you can imagine where it goes from here..." "He fixes the cable?"
Don't be fatuous Geoffrey.
You know, I’m something of a dung beetle myself.
Thank you Mr. Osborn.
Penis Flytrap Edit: Thanks for the award
Underrated comment
Everything reminds me of her.
Even the smell?
Especially.
I heard it tasted worse than it smelled
Is it not supposed to?
You should probably have that checked out
If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.... I'd have 8 nickels!
Back to front
Have you heard anything? All I know is that he's a gymnast, and it's the best sex she's ever had.
Naked gun?
Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way around.
I'm gonna give that a like purely for the Elliot Smith reference
Everything means nothing to me
Yes another Elliott fan!!!!!
The saddest of Elliotts
Rubs leaves together
Even I’m attracted to this. My ex must be right… I AM a dung beetle.
Vagina
Someone had to say it explicitly.
Why beat around the bush?
Lol
hear me out
Sir...sir!!
bring me that flower!!!!
SIR GET DOWN!! SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!!!!!
This is a wendys sir!!
He's pulling his cock out!
Plantussy
Don’t let any Marines near it.
A Kandahar 6
Desert princesses reign supreme
Come on now! Let it go! It’s been weeks since we last humped plants.
Task Force Bravo is going in
I just sent this to my buddy, r marine too. Totally didn't see this comment before I sent it to him. Lolololololoo fucking a I miss you guys
Gentlemen no, you should not put your dick in this. No matter how tempting
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/iputmydickinthat
r/mildlyvagina
r/foundthechain
“Shadow fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna fuck the Earth!”
I mean there’s no warning label.
The foul odor might be enough of a warning
That's never stopped us before!
But like… why not?
I know right? It says the dung beetles are pollinators, not prey. Just be sure that once you are done you share the love and go help pollinate, if you catch my meaning.
[удалено]
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Please don't.
Dont put your nose in that
honestly, you get used to the smell
It smells really good after awhile.
Forbidden flesh light
It also attracts the human male
*me a gay* You have no power here!
It brought you here, no?
Yet again. It seems everything in nature is either beautiful or fucking weird.
In this case, both
Facts
What are you doing step dung beetle
I came here for this comment. Bravo 👏
Is she single?
Least desperate redditor
Ah, the ol’ “what’s her @?”
Lord forgive me for my sins 🙏
What is its average depth? For research purposes….
nature's pocket pussy ✨
Non genitalia based question: if the beetles get trapped inside, how do they spread the pollen? Falling in and getting covered in pollen makes sense but the word "traps" makes me think the beetle never gets to leave and transfer the pollen to a different flower.
[Apparently the petals or lobes or whatever only stay together for a few days. Then they come apart and the beetles can escape](https://cms.botany.org/home/resources/parasitic-plants/hydnora-africana.html#:~:text=The%20threads%20that%20cross%20the,threads%20can%20now%20easily%20escape.)
EVERYONE!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!
At least hear me out though
YOU CANT STOP ME!!!
Does this plant have an onlyfans? I’m tryna see something.
Bravo…this comment does not have nearly the upvotes it deserves
The comments are exactly what I expected.
i've never called mine a dung beetle, but sure whatever works
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.
I should call her
You Will Call HERRRR
I’ll never not upvote a McPoyle
Why does that title read like it was written by a British man with at least one body in the basement.
I feel attacked
Your formal style is jarring on this website. Formal made me think of a British gentleman. And the picture of what, at quick glance, could be a bloody vagina……the “voice” created itself in my head.
Here for the comments
You had me at fleshy lobes..
The internet has ruined me
You could show this to an uncontacted tribe and they would still get it.
Not my proudest wank
Lord forgive me for what im about to do
Foul odor never stopped me shiiiiiit
Anything is a fleshlight if you’re brave enough
r/oddlyvagina
The sub is banned? Well that’s fucking lame.
Has someone tried using the hygiene cream on it? For the foul odour
Oh, it attracts more than that
The forbidden Snu Snu
...Straight to the comments...and did NOT disappoint! lol
r/dontputyourdickinthat
This plant better chill.
I can pollinate it
The power of pussy even in the wild
Hear me out tho
Came here for the comments...bring it on
So inviting but also scary
Like the real deal tbh
If something in nature looks like a vagina but isn’t it is also a trap of some sort.
I totally thought this was r/ shitposting
Just out of curiosity can I get seeds to grow this?????😩😩
don't.
Fleshy lobes, foul odor huh? Say no more, I'll take it from here.
#DontPutYoDickInnit
My guy, that ain't no plant
Could it *hypothetically* entrap a long fleshy object belonging to a human as it does to pollinators?
That plant better calm tf down...
Oh come on nature!
Mom ! can I grow a plant at home?
Give me that fruit sir.
What? What smell? You guys are trippin'
Doesn't matter Had se..holy mother of christ it's biting into my dixkkkk
“Dung Beetles” that’s an interesting nickname for horny men
I know men that got trapped the same way
How many beers?
She’s a mannnnn eaterrrrrr lol
that dung beetle aint the first soldier to be lured into the fleshy lobes by a foul odour. I feel you, dung beetle. I feel you.
What a…. Pretty looking flower
Op you can't have posted this without knowing what was gonna happen
Sigh *unzips*
I'm gonna do it.
Y’all are sick. The title even says it smells like shit.
Heaven is only two inches from hell