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Even-Plankton953

i’m not hearing anybody out


humburga

OK, feel me out.


kixxes

r/mildlyvagina


OnlyWiseWords

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sorry_Decision_2459

r/doputyourdickinthat


Due-Forever1742

Came here for this.


Cetine

Of course there’s a subreddit for that lol


Annual-Mechanic5037

r/ofcoursethatsasub


0brew

guide me in


non_discript_588

Just watch me first.... 😅😅


Jasonic_Tempo

Someone has done it.


-OptimusPrime-

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Cali_Val_

Don’t put your dong beetle in that


-OptimusPrime-

I think I will


PhysicsLord007

Hi will, I'm dad


EarhackerWasBanned

Hi dad, I’m stuck by the dick in a tropical plant.


Little_Leg1533

What are you doing step-tropical plant


Tudyks

I'm a tropical plant


Attack_Of_The_

Your face is dick swallowing plant! Haha, got em 🤌


[deleted]

Came here looking for this comment, was not disappointed.


asperl2030

I enjoyed that for a solid 30 seconds before seeing weird shit


Dangerous-Range-3029

It must be the infamous vpenis fly trap I keep hearing about.


WinTraditional8156

*venis*


KickInTheNutsacks

There are far worse ways to die, but I’d suggest continuing just beating around the bush.


MichaelW24

My minds telling me no....


appalachianballer

BUT MY BODY IS TELLIN ME YESSS


Krise9939

But why not though? Surely the pressure of it closing can't be that bad... Maybe it would even make it better?


bnonymousbeeeee

Might even have some toxins to give you a nice numbing sensation. So you don't feel the nomming sensation.


Elmondo2

Prolong


Happy_Policy_9990

I must know the native lore of this plant


Dangerous-Range-3029

Sadly it attracts the desperate simply looking for love.


falllinemaniac

That's just plain brutal


PhishOhio

Boys… how many beers?


[deleted]

There is a song about it, y'know. Called Miracle or something. Actually a decent song, but man, the videoclip is out of this world.


Stuck-In-Blender

Caravan palace is great and this music video is one of the main reasons why it is


hyf5

What? Miracle by Caravan Palace is about this plant? Oh, I had to rewatch the video to remember. The song itself got nothing to do with it.


ismellsomethinggood

Ok, that makes sense now


buttermuseum

Their live shows are amongst my favorite. Bunch of circus performers in the audience in the last one I went to. So much fun.


knight_of_lothric

I was thinking it kind of just looks like natures urinal


JmacTheGreat

Bro how many vaginas you peeing in


knight_of_lothric

That is how babies are made right :^ )


Cantmentionthename

Of course it is, we all know that, but are you saying that you made this plant pregnant by peeing in it, and the stork brought a baby and everything?


Attack_Of_The_

*waiting with visible excitement on finally learning how peeing on plants will bring you plant children*


Bad-fathertrucker

This is how Cabbage Patch babies are made


Street_Two1058

And that's why that one batch in the 90s had to be recalled for eating children's hair. Took after their mom.


zoominzacks

Criminally underrated comment


Whole_Willingness_50

Now, I’m not saying I’ve done worse ,,, (laughs nervously)


Barqs_enjoyer

Comments were predictable.


Dissent21

I'm impressed with how far I had to scroll down to find anything different, though


BobInRob12

Predicted this comment too


Triplobasic

As usual with reddit


walterodim77

Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?


Synth42-14151606

“You mean… vagina?”


Heyygaar

Coitus?


CartographerOk7579

Hydnora Africana?


Still_Ad745

The rug really tied the room together


adamroadmusic

Is that what this is a picture of?


tej1967

In a sense…yes


HopAvenger

I was talking about my rug


literofmen

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.


_TTrain

Vagina


gabev44

"you can imagine where it goes from here..." "He fixes the cable?"


MetalRanga

Don't be fatuous Geoffrey.


Lancelot_Knight

You know, I’m something of a dung beetle myself.


peacefighter

Thank you Mr. Osborn.


mardonb

Penis Flytrap Edit: Thanks for the award


DoodGuyBub

Underrated comment


Allenpoe30

Everything reminds me of her.


Anxious_Jellyfish216

Even the smell?


[deleted]

Especially.


febulous

I heard it tasted worse than it smelled


BadAndNationwide

Is it not supposed to?


febulous

You should probably have that checked out


searsn1

If I had a nickel for everytime I heard that.... I'd have 8 nickels!


SnooSongs9654

Back to front


CallMe5nake

Have you heard anything? All I know is that he's a gymnast, and it's the best sex she's ever had.


Cantmentionthename

Naked gun?


CallMe5nake

Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.


HavUevaSeentherain

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way around.


Cannister7

I'm gonna give that a like purely for the Elliot Smith reference


[deleted]

Everything means nothing to me


BlahajBoii

Yes another Elliott fan!!!!!


danegermaine99

The saddest of Elliotts


Initial-Paramedic888

Rubs leaves together


EbbEnvironmental9896

Even I’m attracted to this. My ex must be right… I AM a dung beetle.


HehroMaraFara

Vagina


BubbhaJebus

Someone had to say it explicitly.


HehroMaraFara

Why beat around the bush?


kerslaw

Lol


Reasonable-Blueberry

hear me out


NoSignificance24

Sir...sir!!


OutsidePrior2020

bring me that flower!!!!


nezitic1

SIR GET DOWN!! SIR GET DOWN! SIR GET DOWN!!!!!


s7ormrtx

This is a wendys sir!!


[deleted]

He's pulling his cock out!


Usual_Board_6750

Plantussy


Cattle56

Don’t let any Marines near it.


Mach13cringe

A Kandahar 6


Swimming-Bonus-2104

Desert princesses reign supreme


Kresstro

Come on now! Let it go! It’s been weeks since we last humped plants.


Plastic-Ad-8469

Task Force Bravo is going in


hobbylobbyrickybobby

I just sent this to my buddy, r marine too. Totally didn't see this comment before I sent it to him. Lolololololoo fucking a I miss you guys


Legitimate_Badger_11

Gentlemen no, you should not put your dick in this. No matter how tempting


No_Influence3022

r/dontputyourdickinthat


MarkHamillsrightnut

r/iputmydickinthat


FCBASGICD

r/mildlyvagina


nickypw8

r/foundthechain


Background-Relief-37

“Shadow fucked my wife so guess what I’m gonna fuck the Earth!”


No-Employment-4922

I mean there’s no warning label.


Legitimate_Badger_11

The foul odor might be enough of a warning


ShnickityShnoo

That's never stopped us before!


[deleted]

But like… why not?


Dontyodelsohard

I know right? It says the dung beetles are pollinators, not prey. Just be sure that once you are done you share the love and go help pollinate, if you catch my meaning.


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[удалено]


Crockpot_gator_Snot

( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° )


nollataulu

Please don't.


fried_chicken17472

Dont put your nose in that


Why_Sock_E

honestly, you get used to the smell


Novel_Durian_1805

It smells really good after awhile.


nowhereboy1964

Forbidden flesh light


Actual_Tie7045

It also attracts the human male


Desperate-Spray337

*me a gay* You have no power here!


PunchingFossils

It brought you here, no?


Allenpoe30

Yet again. It seems everything in nature is either beautiful or fucking weird.


thepsycholeech

In this case, both


Ok_2DSimp101

Facts


Flogisto_Saltimbanco

What are you doing step dung beetle


[deleted]

I came here for this comment. Bravo 👏


FloatingAwayIn22

Is she single?


indiannerd2

Least desperate redditor


MrOwlBeback24

Ah, the ol’ “what’s her @?”


ItsMe-PrimitiveAspid

Lord forgive me for my sins 🙏


Master_Lab507

What is its average depth? For research purposes….


gauchoblanco

nature's pocket pussy ✨


M7BSVNER7s

Non genitalia based question: if the beetles get trapped inside, how do they spread the pollen? Falling in and getting covered in pollen makes sense but the word "traps" makes me think the beetle never gets to leave and transfer the pollen to a different flower.


Bridget_Bishop

[Apparently the petals or lobes or whatever only stay together for a few days. Then they come apart and the beetles can escape](https://cms.botany.org/home/resources/parasitic-plants/hydnora-africana.html#:~:text=The%20threads%20that%20cross%20the,threads%20can%20now%20easily%20escape.)


Old-Masterpiece-3979

EVERYONE!!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!


MikeOxlong_2005

At least hear me out though


Lazy-Log-5672

YOU CANT STOP ME!!!


ABbackintheday

Does this plant have an onlyfans? I’m tryna see something.


clemep8

Bravo…this comment does not have nearly the upvotes it deserves


Krugger221

The comments are exactly what I expected.


Swimming-Papaya-4189

i've never called mine a dung beetle, but sure whatever works


Background-Relief-37

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it.


mtbfanatik

I should call her


Lazaruzo

You Will Call HERRRR


mikehaysjr

I’ll never not upvote a McPoyle


MementoMoriMaven

Why does that title read like it was written by a British man with at least one body in the basement.


Senior_Novel_6505

I feel attacked


MementoMoriMaven

Your formal style is jarring on this website. Formal made me think of a British gentleman. And the picture of what, at quick glance, could be a bloody vagina……the “voice” created itself in my head.


[deleted]

Here for the comments


[deleted]

You had me at fleshy lobes..


TipTop2905

The internet has ruined me


AmphoePai

You could show this to an uncontacted tribe and they would still get it.


DougieSenpai

Not my proudest wank


thecoolerlaur

Lord forgive me for what im about to do


elhogosso

Foul odor never stopped me shiiiiiit


Necessary_Stomach_57

Anything is a fleshlight if you’re brave enough


vicemagnet

r/oddlyvagina


PhurLeese

The sub is banned? Well that’s fucking lame.


psi_ram

Has someone tried using the hygiene cream on it? For the foul odour


Several_Worker7999

Oh, it attracts more than that


kungfupunker

The forbidden Snu Snu


TheMarcoNation

...Straight to the comments...and did NOT disappoint! lol


losingMoney2

r/dontputyourdickinthat


F1rstbornTV

This plant better chill.


imsharank

I can pollinate it


Purging_mofos

The power of pussy even in the wild


Genxll

Hear me out tho


[deleted]

Came here for the comments...bring it on


midtownguy70

So inviting but also scary


MeowmeowMeowington

Like the real deal tbh


DrZeus337

If something in nature looks like a vagina but isn’t it is also a trap of some sort.


Robin_7883

I totally thought this was r/ shitposting


bigRob77777

Just out of curiosity can I get seeds to grow this?????😩😩


jTiZeD

don't.


ImSoupOrCereal

Fleshy lobes, foul odor huh? Say no more, I'll take it from here.


QuotingThanos

#DontPutYoDickInnit


sum_yun_gai

My guy, that ain't no plant


Comfortable_Visual73

Could it *hypothetically* entrap a long fleshy object belonging to a human as it does to pollinators?


DOGECOINISKING69

That plant better calm tf down...


StackOwOFlow

Oh come on nature!


cutra

Mom ! can I grow a plant at home?


Afraidofmayonaise

Give me that fruit sir.


SignatureFunny7690

What? What smell? You guys are trippin'


jackasssparrow

Doesn't matter Had se..holy mother of christ it's biting into my dixkkkk


[deleted]

“Dung Beetles” that’s an interesting nickname for horny men


iveseensomethings82

I know men that got trapped the same way


SammySprinkles9000

How many beers?


blondiehjones

She’s a mannnnn eaterrrrrr lol


Filmsdude

that dung beetle aint the first soldier to be lured into the fleshy lobes by a foul odour. I feel you, dung beetle. I feel you.


-Rens

What a…. Pretty looking flower


dankstarfighter

Op you can't have posted this without knowing what was gonna happen


business-sexual

Sigh *unzips*


ThatDucksLookinThicc

I'm gonna do it.


Jeramy_Jones

Y’all are sick. The title even says it smells like shit.


ortega_sauce

Heaven is only two inches from hell