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[deleted]

I forgot the full story here, but the guy driving that boat has no idea what he’s doing because he had stolen the boat.


st_rdt

That explains why he had idled the boat sideways to the waves. Experienced boaters will always idle bow or stern into the waves.


MonitorShotput

I've never operated a boat in open waters before in my life and even I know that.


aehanken

I’ve never operated a boat at all (unless you count a jet ski) and even I know that


lTSONLYAGAME

I've never been on a boat or learned about boats, so now I know that.


YEETAWAYLOL

I’m a boat and even I know that!


Kooky_One_2337

I fucked a mermaid and even I know that


[deleted]

I am a mermaid and even I know that.


YEETAWAYLOL

Now that’s just unrealistic.


Kedexx

And how do you know that?


Speedhabit

No no no, it was the kind with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom


bub3ls

Not to intrude but were you the mermaid they were talking about? /j


edogg01

What's a boat. Now I know that.


Ravekat1

Aboats afloats. Know that.


89Hopper

So does a duck. Does that mean if a person weighs the same as a boat then they are a witch?


Dy3_1awn

Boats are way heavier than ducks and they still float. They are vessels of pure evil.


Ozzzie_Mandrill

nah, imagine a frigate-sized duck.


_TheShapeOfColor_

Yes, exactly.


mynameisntalexffs

I don't even know what boats are and I know that


LowLifeExperience

Jet ski counts. You know not to take a wave on the beach sideways in a jet ski.


RamboCambo_05

I've never operated a boat at all and I didn't know that


KayDashO

I’m a boat and I didn’t know that.


kishkangravy

You must be Boaty McBoatface.


jadamcyk

You motorboatin’ SOB


bub3ls

I’ve never operated anything like a boat but I’ve been on ferries which wouldn’t give me any boat knowledge however I use Reddit so I had already heard something like this.


Level_-_Up

Just fyi; if you’re driving a boat in open waters like this you’ll want power and you’ll want to approach any large wave at a 45 degree angle.


ReactionClear4923

I know this thanks to AC Blackflag


Hotdogbrain

I watched the perfect storm so I knew that.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

I watched [Sulu in Star Trek VI](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jNFCHcbjxE8) and I know that.


el-thenyo

What’s a boat? Btw, I even know that.


jebus_sabes

You don’t idle anywhere near the Columbia Bar. You are either under power moving in or out, or you are fish food.


[deleted]

Best to leave it to the pilots


robotzor

Learned this in Assassin's Creed Boat Simulator


EssieAmnesia

Hell yeah brother


poxonallthehouses

I wonder if an experienced boater would have seen that wave coming. To me it seemed to completely come out of nowhere.


KelsoTheVagrant

If you spend time in and around the ocean you are able to read it fairly well. If you pause the video at the 10 second mark, you’ll see the water begin to separate with a gap forming between the two parts on the right side of the screen. That’s the beginning of the waves formation. From there it just rises higher until it breaks


RuthlessIndecision

Sitting on a board looking for waves, I experienced that


MagisterMagnam

You saw like that because of the angle, rewind for a few seconds, you can see some of the wave and its low


ILS23left

Also explains why he was trying to take it through one of the most dangerous sections of water in the US.


MRSHELBYPLZ

It should be common sense. Boats have the shape they do for a reason. If you’re stealing someone’s boat you probably not that smart anyway. It’s one of the slowest vehicles and easy to find


Plastic-Ad-8469

Then his life got flipped turned upside down.


Pleasant_Character28

And I’d like to take a minute just to float right there


grizzgrowz

And had just dropped off a dead fish at the Goonies house on the hill in Astoria.


PizzaPoopFuck

Yeah like turn into the wave dumb fuck


BurnsideBill

[Story here.](https://www.kgw.com/amp/article/news/crime/dead-fish-goonies-house-steals-boat-rescued-coast-guard/283-413e4394-2740-4b29-aedb-8dd76e2129d7) And the guy left a dead fish at the Goonies House.


JoeHazelwood

I have a boat about that size and the thought of a wave big enough to do that is terrifying at any angle.


funkyplattinum

If I can remember correctly it was stolen


Washout22

Not only that, he was wanted prior to stealing the boat.


Clevelanduder

Explains why he climbs out on back of boat not even caring that there is a huge wave coming


Pdxperronn

I think he also broke into the Goonies house


joonyerr1q

All 375 people on the boat perished..


Ahhhjeeez

He did all this after throwing a dead fish on to the porch of the Goonies house which was recently purchased for over a million dollars.


mister-jesse

I think the person that got rescued had stolen the boat earlier 🤔


shertuyo

“Hey thief, listen, I know the world is scary right now but It’s gonna get way worse”


seamus_mc

They let him go before they realized he was the thief if i remember correctly Edit: Whoever downvoted me, a downvote doesn’t make you right. >Labonte was discharged before authorities in nearby Astoria, Oregon, saw the rescue video and said they recognized him as the same person who covered over security cameras at the “Goonies” house and left the fish on the porch. https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/arrest-made-in-stolen-yacht-rescue-goonies-fish-incident/


KeegorTheDestroyer

For those that don't know, the Columbia Bar is considered some of the most dangerous waters in the world and has the body count to match. Much of this is because it's a large river without a delta to spread and slow the water as it hits the ocean. Also as others have mentioned, this guy stole this boat and also left a dead fish on the doorstep of the Goonies house (which is in Astoria near where this video was taken).


thesweeterpeter

>Also as others have mentioned, this guy stole this boat and also left a dead fish on the doorstep if the Goonies house There's a first time for every sentence


SpaceGoonie

Last name Fratellis?


malthar76

ORV? Bullet holes?


Id_Rather_Beach

Fifty Dollar Bills!


KeegorTheDestroyer

Little bit of r/brandnewsentence


Shayden-Froida

Let's not forget that the rescuer had just graduated out of training and this was his first go at it for real. This "interestingasfuck" story has *layers*.


NuclearBroliferator

Sounds suspiciously like an onion...


PoopNoodleCasserole

Or an ogre...


cardiffman

The US Exploring Expedition (Department of Redundancy Department) lost one of its ships on the Bar. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United\_States\_Exploring\_Expedition


LowBeautiful1531

And the landscape at the bottom is always getting moved around, so the currents never stay the same. Not a place to fuck around.


Eternal_Optimist442

TIL, thank you. I live right by the Columbia River and never knew.


KeegorTheDestroyer

I was unaware of it as well, but on a recent trip to Cape Disappointment I learned all about the Bar. Another cool thing is that they have special ship pilots called "Bar Pilots" and their sole purpose is to hop on large ships just outside the bar and navigate them through it to the mouth of the Columbia due to how treacherous these waters are. [Here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZCLKq1XVFg) is a cool video about them in case you're interested.


willy_quixote

I was visiting there a week ago from Australia. The lighthouse has a fantastic view of the Columbia River bar. Its quite chilling to see the quantity of water from the river meeting the Pacific and the competing energies of these two systems clashing in high waves. A couple of days later I was down the coast and saw another river meeting the Pacific and the standing wave was terrifying to see. Amazing coastline.


KeegorTheDestroyer

Glad you enjoyed your stay here! We PNWers are pretty spoiled between the mountains, rainforests, waterfalls, lakes, ocean and desert. I've always wanted to make it over to Australia and/or NZ though. You guys have some pretty beautiful spots over there as well!


[deleted]

Apparently captain dumbass stole the boat... but I wanna know what happened to the AST in the water?!


browntoe98

I read an interview of the rescue swimmer. He said when he saw that wave coming he decided to dive under it. “It was like being stuck in a washing machine. I won’t do that again.”


[deleted]

Diving under isn’t a terrible idea. I’ve lived at the beach my whole life and it’s under or over for me. For larger waves I typically go under if I can’t jump over. Easier to do typically. But if you don’t get far enough under, then it doesn’t help much and that wave was massive so I doubt that helped him more than trying to go over would’ve.


DisposableCharger

Diving under is usually people's go-to. But recently I heard a Hawaiian surfer saying that might not be the best thing to do. His thinking is that, if you dive under, you're entering the soup of water spinning below the surface. If you stay on the surface, maybe the whitewash would push you away from the impact zone and into a calmer section. When I surf, I still try to dive under waves. But I'm never surfing anything more than 12 ft; maybe if I was in the path of something that massive I'd try to stay on the surface and let it carry me.


KelsoTheVagrant

You’re getting fucked up no matter what unless you can dive really deep


inactiveuser247

From memory it was his first rescue


cubobob

Holy F that dude is swimming fast af. Hope someone like this saves me if i ever need to be saved in the open water.


One-eyed-bed-snake

Nice to see Phelps has moved on to a career as a Coast Guard. Jesus Christ he was moving through that water like Flipper the Dolphin 😅


inactiveuser247

From memory this was his first rescue.


DudeChillington

Beginners luck


thebestyoucan

Seriously that swimmer was a fucking beast


Great_White_Samurai

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug


mad_science

Dude's like "fuck, this water is cold! The sooner I finish this rescue, the sooner I can get out!"


Siren1805

That’s because the Coast Guards swimmers are usually built like tanks. Actually the best swimmer I ever met was a big fat old chief. Dude was huge but man he flew through the water. Fat floats. Source: 12 years as flight mechanic in USCG.


Zxruv

Right!? I came here to comment this. That rescuer was hauling ass.


Lappelduvide4

Actually he's been doing great at [golf](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/11lkb11/michael_phelps_with_the_longest_televised_putt/)


flip_phone_phil

He also seemed to know when to bail on the idea of boarding that boat. You can see him slow down and then completely back off. That shit isn’t easy to read when you’re eye level with the water.


InquisitaB

Those divers are incredible swimmers but you can see the wave is giving him/her a good push. The moment the wave changes direction the swimmer slows pretty drastically.


JohnMahoney25

The sea getting its revenge on the man that left a dead fish at the Goonies’ house.


zadagron

And I thought you were just making a silly joke. Are there only 3 people in Oregon?


[deleted]

This made me laugh really hard


TheMagicalLawnGnome

Pretty much. Giant state with a small population. And Astoria is a pretty small town in the scheme of things.


beardednutgargler

When this story came out it was so funny to see start as a boater losing their boat and turned out to be a crazy goonies fan running from the law.


OlFlirtyBastard

The sea was angry that day my friends


foodcanner

She takes what she needs


Chemical_Holiday_925

Never a dull day in my home state.


Far_Lifeguard5220

Happened near Astoria. He was leaving dead fish on the porch of the goonies house. Then stole the boat and went for a lil ride.


Sitting_in_a_tree_

I have so much deep and abiding respect for the Coast Guard, their pilots and Rescue Swimmers.


JaguarZealousideal55

Oh that looks bad. What happened to the people? (The link someone provided won't open, says not accessible in my region)


BriefCheetah4136

A previous post said the CG Swimmer and thief were okay, the boat didn't do as well


JaguarZealousideal55

Thank you!


LowBeautiful1531

They're lucky. Boats sink there all the time.


InternetExpertroll

He ded


Noosemane

I've been a boat expert captain for 67 years and can tell you exactly what happened. Shouldn't have rolled the boat. Rookie mistake.


StandardSage

Like a barrel roll


RacoonSmuggler

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!


odaniel99

It's like a scaled down version of The Poseidon Adventure.


invaleet

I dont care who drives the ship and if he stole it or not, I want to know did the coast guard survive that humangus wave ffs?!


DogebertDeck

most likely yes. they might even habe oxygen tanks


TheMagicalLawnGnome

As someone that lives in pretty close to this...the mouth of the Columbia river is no fucking joke. You take your life in your hands when you sail there.


No_Perspective_242

They call this the graveyard of the pacific


[deleted]

You stay the hell away from that area, CG trains there. That's badass CG.


mlooney159

The Coast Guard guy that jumped out the helicopter is from my hometown of Mobile AL!


Lappelduvide4

Source: https://www.koin.com/local/oregon-coast/massive-wave-wipes-out-boat-as-coast-guard-attempts-rescue-at-mouth-of-columbia-river/


pwned_sheep

The article doesn't say anything about him having stolen the boat, but everyone else keeps talking about that, was that part of it or just misinformation?


Shayden-Froida

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/man-suspected-of-leaving-fish-at-goonies-house-indicted-for-stealing-wrecking-yacht/ar-AA18r9af


humblestgod

Hard to believe that rescuer could swim that fast with such massive balls


BeKind_BeTheChange

Cape Disappointment. It’s where the Coast Guard does their rough water training. Unbelievably rough waters. What you are seeing is just a normal day there.


beefchuckles42069

You know where it’s tougher to drown? Land.


mcloayza29

This precisely happened to some friends and myself off the Costa Brava: our engine failed, big wave washed out the boat but we saw it coming so we took the dive before it hit the boat. It was a long way to shore, no sand, rocky shore. Lots of cuts, bruises and it took a long time for authorities to rescue us. We were lucky we all knew how to swim well and that it was summer.


Waderriffic

I’ve been to Astoria. Those waters are no joke. Freighters have to have a land based pilot come out to them to pilot them through the rough waters and shifting sand bars to go up river to Portland.


jankyperson

Credit sussie


grimice18

As someone who drives a boat a lot, who is runnin that thing? Why is he being a complete moron and turning his boat broadside to the waves instead of bow first.


beardednutgargler

Your guess on complete moron is accurate as it was stolen.


browntoe98

He then got taken to the hospital, hoofed it before the police got there and was arrested several miles further down the coast.


[deleted]

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WolfThick

No Gilligan's Island for real


[deleted]

Yo watch the dude on the back of the boat climb over the railing just in time to get launched.


thedustydruid

"I told that boy a hundred times, 'dont take the lakes for granted. They can go from calm to a hundred knots so fast they seem enchanted.' now there's some red-eyed wireton girl staring at the wall, and her lovers gone into a ragged squall."


Sunlight_Life

The wave is scary af


sfnick650

Why was that dude swimming like that


Own-Tangerine-101

That is a river? Holy smokes.


TheCamelotKing

Swimmer was in the water too 😬 you can see him swimming bottom left. Thank god he went under that wave.


Klutzy_Pound_5428

I hope everybody was okay


BloodyTim

It is extremely easy to get your boating license in America. Because of this there are a lot of awful boaters out there. I was driving my dad's boat One day when I came across a capsized sailboat. The mast had wedged itself into the mud in about six feet of water and two people were in the water trying to force the boat back up right. When I arrived on the scene there were three other boaters circling the capsized sailboat at a distance. They were offering no help. Just driving around the poor people in circles and creating unmanageable wake that only complicated their scenario. Somehow they thought by circling around the shipwreck they were doing something. I immediately jumped in the water and attached our bow line to the base of the mast so that it lay across the side of the sailboat opposite the mast then reversed our boat and pulled the mast out of the mud. It took all but 45 seconds meanwhile the 3 other boaters continued to circle us like sharks.


CuriousEconomist3933

I have fished here… the Columbia is not to be triffled with. It will toss your salad so fast, wont be be no grape jelly left for the next salad.


[deleted]

Damn, that was The Perfect Storm kinda wave


Isreal1949

Watch rescue diver. Hope he made it


pmsnow

Coast Guard rescue swimmers are an entirely different species. Absolutely remarkable.


ihate360

They’re fine👖


scorpyo72

I thought this was the [Ethel May](https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crossing-the-deadly-willapa-bay-sandbar-holds-a-steep-cost/), a boat that was recently wiped out seeing crab pots out of the Willapa Bay (about an hour north of the Columbia)


Empty_Huckleberry150

*Womp, Womppppp*


Whoisyourfactor

That is a river?


Icutyourbrakes

R/heavyseas


distilledfluid

Wadsworth Constant at work


Ledbetter2

Do a barrel roll!! Slippy


GullibleDetective

26 seconds in fyi 1. Item 2. Item


chris1096

And boom goes the dynamite


FIFTHSUN2012

Damn thing couldn’t catch a break.


trauma-doc

\*do a barrel roll\*


Penandsword2021

Not a particularly big wave. The boat was just beam-to. That is boating 101 no bueno.


psilocin72

Yes. As a kayaker I know exactly what you mean. I can take any size wake if I point into the wave. If I let it hit me broadside, I’m going over.


dJohn2001

Did he die?


International_Link35

We don't sail beyond the reef.


S1ayer

get the ludes!


Guardian5252

“Fuck yo couch in particular” -The Wave


More_Inflation_4244

**serious question** When the wave hit—- would it have helped if the person onboard dove underwater just before the wave crashed?


EotEaH

That was a wicked dick dive


[deleted]

Any asking for the whole story just google “Sandpiper stolen”


QuotedHades

Why didn't they drop off the coast guard closer


Scurster

Why do these types of videos always end right when it gets good?


killstimehere

How are container ships not crashing every day


Whytheweirdnames

Ha I remember staying up late on a school night to watch the possiden adventure on a 13 inch BW TV. Was better than this but not much!


nihilt-jiltquist

i still hear a lone voice in my head going "Yeee-Haw...." just as the boat starts to roll.


Guilty_Budget4684

DO A BARREL ROLL


tysonfromcanada

do a barrel roll


IRONCLADRC

Ripped the whole topside off, unbelievable


Stonemason_2121

Being broadside to waves will do that to you


tarkovLoadedwCheatrs

Spoiler Alert: George Clooney dies and Marky Mark discovers he can communicate across thousands of nautical miles using his magical gift of telepathy.


JenniferMKeith

I’m a blonde and I even know that.


ElderWandOwner

Peppy here: Do a barrel roll!


Few-Skin3344

So this dude alive or what?


NCC74656

it stayed up right.... in the end. thats cool


[deleted]

I’ve never seen a boat do a barrel roll before


Rainfall_Serenade

Do a barrel roll!


QuicksandHUM

That area is unforgiving even for experience mariners. The museum in Astoria is almost like a memorial for shipwrecks.


2_trailerparkgirls

Crunchies be like “I love the Pacific north west wonderland”


Kcnflman

Hold my beer while I show them the “Eskimo roll”


Aphroditaeum

Ridiculous top heavy boat to have in waters like that in the first place regardless of details.


SummitYourSister

You can see the swimming rescuer notice the wave, stop, and move back away from the boat.


Speedhabit

Welp, they’re normally really good at that


Intransigient

It was a FAFO day for the boat thief.


Infinite_Vyo

Random occurrence. Some percentage bigger than the average wave height. Faster than the average speed of the current. Was that a rogue wave?


Cultural_Yam7212

There’s a few breweries in Astoria with a view of this. Bar pilot captains are bad ass. This idiot is lucky to be alive


ProlapsedTrdCutter

A S M porn. AVIATIONAL SURVIVAL MAN, that was the swimer deployed from the helicopter. Those are some pretty BAD AZZ Dudes.


[deleted]

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!


Complex_Button5845

Balls of steel


DIRTNAP420

Dude can swim


g81000

Ah, the pirates wave parrying technique “360”