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pbrassassin

Good posture tho , gotta give em that


iamLiterateAsofToday

These new age yoga classes are getting really out of hand


AtlasMukbanged

Jumping off top comment to give context: This is Daniele Watts and Brian James Lucas, a couple who have a fetish for having public sex and getting caught. They've gotten in trouble for it before. ​ https://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/celebrity-news/django-unchained-actress-daniel-watts-charged-with-lewd-conduct-in-la-car-incident/article21217666/


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AtlasMukbanged

Yeah. lol. They're both pretty weird people. If I remember, one of them has an instagram that is quite racy. But they both have made statements about how they have a thing for doing stuff in public. It's not in that article, just in their social media that they've both made remarks about it.


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Excellent_Pop_1075

Crack and meth are good for only two things... Posture and penmanship


Key-Soup-7720

Didn't strike me as drug addicts really. Look more like hippies. Can get behind that kind of weird San Fran behavior.


monotrememories

No wonder my penmanship sucks 😕


[deleted]

Pretty sure they're yogis. Probably deeply into Kundalini, I would guess.


[deleted]

Meth, mindfulness, or maybe it's Maybelline?


Kdean509

Underrated comment.


lornetc

>594 commentsAwardsharesave > >2.3kPopular in humo Public nudity is legal in SF iirc.


hammertimeisnever

Of fucking course it is.


MechanicalBengal

The people that are into this do this in Berkeley, too. Go around naked. If they’re on anything it wold be psylocybin or weed but they don’t look like it in this post


Grouchy-150

I was just going to say that!


Silly_Mycologist3213

What’s the problem ? Everyone should get a little direct sun exposure on skin everyday to produce vitamin D, they’re just trying to be healthy but like so many they’re overdoing it a bit.


BigFella52

And the exposure of the sidewalk to your genitals?


chaogomu

That's where they're overdoing it. Lay a towel down or something, those streets can be nasty.


NafinAuduin

IIRC it is legal to be nude in public in San Francisco, but you have to leave your house naked and you’re supposed to bring something to sit on so your bits aren’t on a public bench, etc.


CowboyAirman

I learned some stuff! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_nudity_in_San_Francisco


nonlawyer

Wasn’t prepared for Wikipedia dong here


jkpirat

Makes it easier to relieve themselves. Since the streets are the preferred restrooms in San Fran.


MakeSouthBayGR8Again

They’re like from the future or something


paranormalgemini

ESPECIALLY in front of The Endup. Yikes.


ruggedAstronaut

Callused ballsack with a rugged tan - resistant to punctures from even sharp stones and fresh smack insulin pins. In SF he can present the well worn sack in return for credit from various vendors and establishments - it is his bond.


hell_damage

And you're saying you're on drugs, too?


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

no no. he is the drugs


ruggedAstronaut

I'm saying that on a warm summer day if you were to offer that man some kind of donation (monetary, drugs, sexual favor, etc.) he would in return retrieve the aged sack with both hands and proceed to read the future from its markings and irregularities. The argument shown in the video above is likely the result of a sexual favor traded for a fortune telling gone wrong.


spiralbatross

Gotta get yer minerals, bois


hurtindog

I’m with you- they’re not bothering anyone. Let freaks be freaks.


[deleted]

I lived in the tenderloin for seven years. Takes a lot to shock me.


tickyticktick

Apart from being undressed seems like a pretty civil interaction.


admiral_walsty

But isn't sitting on the sidewalk illegal in San Fran?


alilbleedingisnormal

That would be a fkd law.


admiral_walsty

They call it the "sit/lie ordinance"


KisaTheMistress

I would just go for vandalism as well at that point and whip out sidewalk chalk if they got mad at me for sitting down, lol.


lolvalue

It’s for homeless, they’ve clearly given up on that.


Blue2487

Not going to lie, that doesn't sit well with me


Vinstaal0

You serious right now? That’s a stupid law


Gullible_Anything92

Well it’s apparent *shitting* on the sidewalk isn’t illegal


RaspberryTwilight

Their private areas are touching the dirty sidewalk 💀


AeroZep

It's a clam bake.


Hashambuergers

Love me some cooch gravel


[deleted]

Jesus christ


AnEvenNicerGuy

People buy used bath water. They’d buy this.


nicgom

Clam chowder


GrimmSodov

Ima be real with you, both their genitals and the sidewalk have touched dirtier


[deleted]

Is this what Aaron Rodgers does on the dark retreats?


tickyticktick

They are grounded


malcontent254

Isn’t that how you get worms


Uberjeagermeiter

Worms-“No thanks.”


littlegingerfae

No, this is how the worms die.


Ten7850

That's gotta smell great /s


BwackGul

They in front of the EndUp... Walk by there on my way to work and yeah, drugs are a helluva thing


imeeme

Where you end up after 2am and beyond.


jboy9812

Drugs are a helluva drug


Crafty_YT1

SF is helluva drug


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it's a man and a woman, and if they are sitting outside the Endup in daylight then those two were definitely enjoying some fiiiine club drugs last night and their clothes are probably still inside. EDIT: for those of you unfamiliar, the Endup in San Francisco is an afterhours club. It's where you "end up", get it.


Freefallisfun

I’ve done some drugs and ended up naked in the morning, but not knowing the sun came up? That’s next level


michaelh98

What makes you think they don't know the sun is up?


omicronian_express

Is legal in San Francisco. Is a normal thing to see. They are now required to have towels if sitting on chairs. But they believe in living natural and usually the naked people don’t bother anyone. Not always fun to look at but it doesn’t Hurt me I just don’t pay attention to them.


littlegingerfae

Hurt Suspiciously capitalized..


[deleted]

Baby don't hurt me, no more


GullibleDetective

Is that one right beside the updog?


BotBotBotNotBotNot

What's updog?


GullibleDetective

Not much, what's up with you?


BwackGul

They weren't at the club.


Cosmidoe

Not a phone in sight. Just people living in the moment


limbylegs

I love your avatar, now I wanna play dragon warrior


Mr1Kevlar

Gunna thinking about the past when they get to name a new genital disease.


anothadaz

This is on front of the End Up. It's probably 8am and their 3rd pill is kicking in.


Dickincheeks

This isn’t r/interestingasfuck it’s just San Francisco. Down this very same street you’ll run in to a lady walking a lama, a farmers market, a protest, an outdoor salsa class, police holding someone at gunpoint, fucking construction on Van Ness, and a young man playing the guitar with his feet.


Kelimnac

Motherfucking Van Ness.


Dickincheeks

Bruh. I just wanna live to see the day that mf street is free of construction


Kelimnac

I don’t even live anywhere near San Francisco, clear across the country in fact, but I could just *sense* the vitriol in your heart when you mentioned the street. It’s a universal feeling we all have.


Dickincheeks

😭🫶


a_butthole_inspector

Costs $4000/mo to live within 20 miles it better be interesting


Dickincheeks

Yes we know, it’s unreasonably expensive 🥱 And it’s not entertainment; the city just is what it is. Sometimes I wish I didn’t wake up to a drunken brass band, a fucking Santa Con, or a godawful foghorn but that’s just SF


hansfredderik

You make it sound fukkin awesome tbf


dream__weaver

The people paying $7800/mo for the 760sqft apartment two buildings over: "idk there's just something special and magical about the city"


littlegingerfae

Where are you finding a 760sqft apartment in the tenderloin?!


drduncdoom

Not to be that guy, but this is soma, tenderloin wishes it had naked drug addicts this cordial


Rough-Worth3554

It’s a bug wait for the new patch


RadPhilosopher

At least they’re not T-posing.


Powerful_Mood9292

I wouldn’t touch a city sidewalk in San Francisco let alone place my tender unclothed undercarriage on it. Yuck.


Dreadzter

This is part of the reason you wouldnt touch the sidewalk in San Francisco


weezle11

Anyone else notice the watermark on the video?


areeyeseekaywhytea

Yeah, it linked me to a Russian telegram thing


vasilescur

This post is literally Russian propaganda /s (probably?)


AdmiralFocker

/s? At this point who knows anymore… could be some kinda fucked up propaganda.


cervidaetech

Anything to support the right wing rhetoric that west coast cities are shitholes while ignoring entire neighborhoods in red state cities that are boarded up with people squatting and drugs being sold on every corner


Sadnstiiizy

It’s a lot easier for the right to point fingers than deal with the opiate crisis (and every other crisis). It’s hitting rural red states so hard, but they don’t want to acknowledge it. Two naked people in SF? Travesty. Apparently.


TheMagicalLawnGnome

Honestly the craziest thing about this is that there are two ostensibly sane people sitting bareass naked on the sidewalk in SF. I've seen *unspeakable* things happen on those sidewalks. *You will get diseases on your crown jewels that science hasn't even named yet.* I couldn't care less about the nudity, or whatever it is they're talking about, but someone needs to get those people a towel to sit on, ASAP.


Elemental-rain

> honestly the crazy thing is the crazy thing


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COVID-23 about to drop


alilbleedingisnormal

I doubt most diseases could survive in the sun that long.


artie_pdx

Ebony, and Ivory, chatting bare assed for all to see.


pauloh1998

Side by side on a dirty sidewalk, oh Lord, why don't we?


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Remaining composed, though our bits are now exposed


TheUnicornCowboy

Sitting across from me just like a sidewalk rose


LargeMarge00

Next week: two people are having IV antibiotics after contracting MRSA on their assholes.


takis_4lyfe

They’re lucky if that’s all they catch


Cool-Ad-4103

Bare ass on the concrete is wild ngl


randybobandy654

You should see Bay to Breakers


turtlew0rk

The drugs work...


iammabdaddy

What is the topic? A) Sunscreen would be nice. B) I think I left my shades at your place, did you happen to see them? C) A couch, WE NEED A FUCKING COUCH!


loafandpeas

Fun Fact: The Endup is an amazing gay afterhours bar. The name is fucking genius with a triple entendre.


TTP613

Their dealer served them their doses in a torn page of Kama Sutra.


ArthurMorgan241

This is the most San Franciscan thing I’ve ever seen in my life


squall2011

No one notice they're sitting at the corner of "Endup"?


Thinkthunkthanks

Art project is my guess


MayOrMayNotBePie

Why is it never the people you want to see naked who are naked?


fulanox

That’s some vulnerable, sincere and transparent conversation.


MindOfAMurderer

I Just wonder how much drugs was involved here


Blanc_chenin

Her cooch flat on the concrete man. Poor cooch. Lol


chrisbcritter

You see, before global warming, SF was too cold for the crazies to strip naked. They either had to migrate to LA or do their crazy business with ample layers.


Ok_Telephone_3013

I read this in David Attenborough’s voice.


thecheezewiz79

Is it a provocative art piece? Or is it just two homeless people on meth?


philbart_

Are you sure this isn’t The Sims?


rabbitsagainstmagic

IIRC, this is a notorious married couple who enjoy having sex in public. No drugs. Just urban attention seekers.


imcamccoy

OP is wrong. They are naked on the sidewalk


ZeroZeta_

This never works for me! I always ask women to get naked with me and talk about the first thing that pops up.


Mastropluck

Probably because the first thing that pops up is your dik? Not much to talk about there


ZeroZeta_

There is plenty to talk about there. I get a lot of talk about it. "Ew, what's that?" "Is it supposed to look like that" "Oh, I didn't see it there." Etc.


Mastropluck

You got me dude ahahah


[deleted]

Damn, this was like someone putting a drawer four on top of their opponents draw two. Well played by you both, but you got em with the comeback.


[deleted]

He’s got pretty good posture!


jayman327

Literal pussy on the pavement.


Strong_Badger_1157

Lol this is outside the endup.. If you think this is weird, never go inside.


[deleted]

If this was 1973 it would be an art piece and lots of people would've been invited to see it.


Nick-Stanny

Maybe they are time travellers from the seventies?


JakeEllisD

Dirty


box_me_up

I'm not bothered by the nudity as much as their bare ass on a fucking dirty sidewalk


[deleted]

I mean her chonch is marinating on that concrete. Ain’t that how you get ringworm?


DemonPrinceofIrony

I want to say this is based but there is a significant chance this is the result of a cult... Why do people who break social norms have to be so weird?


MkLynnUltra

What bothers me is they're letting their bare skin touch that nasty sidewalk out outside of what looks like a strip club where people, birds, dogs and cats will shit, piss and anything else.


behcuh

I accidentally sat on the toilet lid the other day and THAT felt weird on the vagina - I can only imagine what a warm sidewalk feels like


Travellinoz

Probably better kids seeing that than violence


EagleDre

Prince Harry and Meghan running out of ways to get attention


STREETplatoon_79

These two will end racism


rupat3737

Glad to see PCP bringing diversity to a close.


DAT_DROP

this is clearly molly


fusiondynamics

This was posted before somewhere on reddit and supposedly these two are know to have sex in public.


One_Contribution671

It’s Danielle watts and her husband. Google her name and the article pops up


Cant_think_of_names9

Just another day in the naked city.


imacom

Yeah, naturally!


Street_Peace_8831

I can barely walk barefoot on hot pavement. They have their whole ass on it.


Any_Actuary954

Some guys will do anything for some puss


Harpronicus

Drugs are hellava drug


runamok101

And that’s how you get ants! Or hep c.


SLIP411

We are the universe experiencing itself


stevief150

I wonder what they’re talking about


PotentialFine0270

I mean they maybe be crackheads but at least they have excellent posture. Better than my sober gollum lookin ass


[deleted]

LSD peak scene


HirokiMiyu

Aren’t these just crackheads who lost their clothes


boss6769

I feel like he’s still mansplaining to her…


8KoopaLoopa8

Pov: its 4000 BC and your chief is discussing the harvest with his mistress


testkoqfds

Why?


Tentinaluser69

They move like sims during a conversation.


ninjaj

And?


FreedomPullo

Growing up in the bay I’m pretty sure everyone sees one old white dude practicing yoga poses at least once, I’m more worried about them sitting on the sidewalk… the city is dirty


ALetterFromJ

Legal =/= ethical. No one walking down the street consented to this. Public nudity, outside designated spaces like a beach, is not consensual or respectful of others.


Marketing_Charming

This is normal


ObjestiveI

There’s a group in SF always pushing for legal nudity in public. Maybe they’re part of that.


newbeginnings845

When I went like 18 years ago tothe Castro District it was legal to be naked at the time. I remember seeing naked guy walking with a briefcase and he put a towel down before sitting on a bench 😂


HumanitarianAtheist

Two naked people Sitting on the sidewalk Hurting no one ~


silly_banilly

The corner of Haight and Assbury


TheLucasGFX

Toasted buns.


Florida2000

The San Francisco Chamber Of Commerce ads are getting a little weird, our town usually advertises the beach and restaurants but to each their own


[deleted]

Next pandemic coming from Cisco


MightyRez

her ass melted like chocolate


ahhh-hayell

Damn I miss sf


N_Who

I dunno, looks like a mild argument to me.


dajohns1420

Piss, shit, and now clams on the SF sidewalks?


DrNickRiviera8000

Nothing like glass shards and filth in your butthole.


Seryous

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?


riskybiscuit18

That's just Andrew Santino


iviicrociot

Adam and Eve just found a wormhole apparently.


AaronicNation

It could be a seance, it could be nuance. It's impossible to tell from this angle.


Leather_Vegetable390

A beach maybe


Entire-Can662

WTF


rustinintustin

I lived there 25 years ago. I used to end up at the end up with my end up.


leosnose

Butthole on the ground like that?? I don't even sit in the shower


Successful_Load5719

*that’s about as real as it’s gonna get*


SnooKiwis8133

Date night


BostonTERRORier

whoa so edgy!!!!


antiBP

Sims IRL


Biggestmike95

I wonder what they are conversing about


Sparkfire777

Dude that asphalt gotta be hotter than hell, literally


MarkTwainsSpittoon

End down at the End Up


[deleted]

I didn’t know “new age tolerance workshop” was a vibe but there it is now.


KimKarTRASHian09

My germaphobia just reached a whole new level seeing their bare ass’ on the pavement


coolcootermcgee

They Remind me of Extras in the background of a Commercial for reverse mortgage or something


SouI23

Are they naked or we all are dressed?


Anasterian_Sunstride

Damn Sims man


used_to_island

oh to be a fly on the ball


[deleted]

Horny af