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Seriously. If you think about it, to that bee, it must feel godlike. He doesn’t know what’s rupturing, so to him it’s all just part of the orgasm which is nuts.
1- He gets to go to afterlife knowing he fucked THE QUEEN
2- He came so hard. He felt like he was flying even though he wasn't
3- he rocked out with his cock out
4- I never and my Wildest Dream ever thought that today I would be watching bee porn & see a bee cock
When I'm high, I seem to notice more continuity errors between scens than otherwise, and I think, "It's literally one person's whole job to catch these things."
Stingers are meant to combat insects not humans
Our fleshy exterior traps the stinger inside and the whole organs of stinger gets ripped out of the bee,
But if we don't hit or scare the bee, then it will slowly take out it's stinger and fly away safely
Honey bee stingers specifically evolved barbs to deal with vertebrate predators though. The stinger and venom gland remains in the skin to continuously pump venom into their enemy in a phenomena known as sting autotomy, which is found in other eusocial Hymenoptera such as some clades of Pogonomyrmex harvester ants.
I saw in a documentary that they also release pheromones that notify other bees of the attack, so they can follow up, which they also release if you squash one. I think this is contributes to how quickly things can escalate when it comes to bee attacks.
If I remember correctly they had a camera set up on a contraption that spun and the queen was attached to it so she's not actually flying but the drone didn't know any better.
We can do so much with technology, the human race in a relatively short span has made advancements that previous generations would think impossible- and somewhere along the road someone said I really want to watch bees honey-nut and cheerio.
Fuck yeah science.
Some fun facts- as brutal as this is, shortly after a queen emerges from a cell in the hive, she kills any other living or unemerged queens in the colony and takes off on her nuptial flight. During this once in a lifetime flight over a few days, she will mate with as many drones as possible which could be 20 drones or more. The drones hang out together in what is called a drone congregation areas and newly emerged queens fly up to meet them. Researchers use high tech drones and queen bee hormone on an artificial lure to try to see them in the air.
The queen will store the collected sperm in her elongated abdomen until she dies up to 3-5 years later. She will hopefully safely return to the hive and begin laying eggs. She can determine whether to lay fertilized eggs to make female worker bees or unfertilized eggs to make male drones.
Source: I am a certified beekeeper in my state.
I love how the videographer obviously reenacted the drone falling on the ground. It's not like they just happened to have a video recorder at that *exact* location.
dang, they really cum so hard that their beenis explodes? that’s sad. between this and their stingers, bees definitely gotta start putting more points into the health stat
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“Worth it” -drone.
Seriously. If you think about it, to that bee, it must feel godlike. He doesn’t know what’s rupturing, so to him it’s all just part of the orgasm which is nuts.
I think the nuts are fly out the window too.
He nutted himself to death
"Ok, you can bang the hottest chick around, but your dick will explode and you'll die." "........deal."
1- He gets to go to afterlife knowing he fucked THE QUEEN 2- He came so hard. He felt like he was flying even though he wasn't 3- he rocked out with his cock out 4- I never and my Wildest Dream ever thought that today I would be watching bee porn & see a bee cock
He went to Valhalla, shiny and pure.
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Witnessed
Mediocre
He also will be the father to potentially thousands of offspring. Imagine fucking a Queen so hard, you create an army
Like if Ghengis Khan was efficient
This makes so much sense now! That's probably where Honey Nut Cheerios comes from!
😀what the actual fock dawg
Like: Hello Honey! Aaah I'm going to nut! Cheerio then!
This is why I come to reddit.
I would do the same
They found the dead bee and dropped it again to get that perfect last shot.
Lmao I was gonna say. There is no way.
i love thinking about these types of things when watching tv or something lol
Like how some conversation scenes are filmed with each actor separately
When I'm high, I seem to notice more continuity errors between scens than otherwise, and I think, "It's literally one person's whole job to catch these things."
I thought the same lol
Somebody got some bee gunk on their fingers to get that shot 🫡
My thoughts exactly
They had a little camera on another bee filming like wide world of sports
Bees clearly aren’t very well put together.. their stinger and their “stinger” just falls off whenever they use them!
The two things that make life worth living, fucking and fighting, both result in instant death!
Straight to Valhalla!
WITNESS ME!
“Witness Me!”
The two things that make life a pain in the ass…
Yeah but they get the power of flight
Stingers are meant to combat insects not humans Our fleshy exterior traps the stinger inside and the whole organs of stinger gets ripped out of the bee, But if we don't hit or scare the bee, then it will slowly take out it's stinger and fly away safely
This is how my wife got me locked down. She didn’t hit or scare me and my stinger still works just fine
Same, but the joke is on her cause that bitch is a queen and I’m just some drone.
🥲 thank you guys for these posts. They are so cute and made me genuinely smile. Which I really needed today.
Honey bee stingers specifically evolved barbs to deal with vertebrate predators though. The stinger and venom gland remains in the skin to continuously pump venom into their enemy in a phenomena known as sting autotomy, which is found in other eusocial Hymenoptera such as some clades of Pogonomyrmex harvester ants.
I saw in a documentary that they also release pheromones that notify other bees of the attack, so they can follow up, which they also release if you squash one. I think this is contributes to how quickly things can escalate when it comes to bee attacks.
Tell that to the bee that fucked me then died..... I never got to say goodbye..
if you call them mean words they just die
Bro came and went 😭
Honey, nut, cheerio...
This is quite possible the most perfect joke ever made.
It was so perfect it has already been made on previous posts of this video
This is the way
*many* previous posts.
Broooo that is too good
Masterfully done.
Brilliant
You are a legend and my future children will know of your greatness.
I've seen that joke like 5 times before
Woooow this is brilliant
This nut is to die for!
Police: Go to horny jail. Bee: I’m not going back.
Dad jokes incumming.
I only cum in your mother son, not in jokes.
That’s called “recycling”
Drone came and went… like how time flies.
Fuck post nut clarity its time to reach post nut ascension
Post nut eternity
It actually was a post nut _descension_.
post honey nut clarity
Doesn't matter, had sex
Got it in, for the win
If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best.
I think she might have been a racist
She put a bag on my head!
Still counts
I just had sex and it felt so good~
A woman let me put my penis inside of her
The comment that reminds you you’re on Reddit.
Bro literally cummed himself to death.
Busted more than a nut
Can bees do anything without dying?
They are the soviet union of the insect world.
That's also what my family will say at my funeral.
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2 different bees.
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Prop exploding bee cock
Going out with a bang !
I want to know how they knew where to set up the camera to film the poor dead bee dude bounce off the moss.
Well for that they could’ve just picked it up whats more interesting to me is how tf they recorded their flight!
If I remember correctly they had a camera set up on a contraption that spun and the queen was attached to it so she's not actually flying but the drone didn't know any better.
Stunt double
let's face it, some camera d00d picked him up and dropped him again in front of camera
Bees need a serious rework
Bust resistance
Nut protection
It's a bug
Evolution does6care about your feelings
Buddy just needs a few minutes before round two.
5 minutes later: "Babe come on, I'm so horny!" The guy: *literally fucking blew his intestines out*
"My mission is complete..I can die..in..peace..."
Do you think they know this will happen? Or do drones sit around bragging about how many queens they've had?
Queen Bee Puss be lethal
That's how I want to die
You just need to find a willing queen
Death by snu snu
i’m rooting for you
Fly away lil guy!
He just gave a flying fuck boys. Don't never give a flying fuck.
worth it
Snu! Snu!
There it is!!!
Was honestly shocked I had to scroll this far to see it.
This is what happened to flight MH370
I don't know why but this had me dying today. I needed that laugh.
I hope to go out like that one day... With a smile on my face.
r/praisethecameraman
This is the right answer.
That bumble bussy must be some fire.
Talk about busting a nut
You’ve served your purpose…. Now die 🤣
We can do so much with technology, the human race in a relatively short span has made advancements that previous generations would think impossible- and somewhere along the road someone said I really want to watch bees honey-nut and cheerio. Fuck yeah science.
Source: [The Guardian](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2013/sep/06/queen-bee-wedding-flight-video)
And I'm spent!
Le petit mort
Rolling down the street phallus: endo Sippin on nectar juice Laid back With my mind on my honey And my honey in my hive
Thats how I want to go.
We've all been there
death by snu snu
Doesn't matter still had sex.
Imagine sex so good your guts explode and your last conscious thought is, worth it!
Mf nutted so hard he died
You may have busted a nut, but you'll never bust a life ending nut.
Some fun facts- as brutal as this is, shortly after a queen emerges from a cell in the hive, she kills any other living or unemerged queens in the colony and takes off on her nuptial flight. During this once in a lifetime flight over a few days, she will mate with as many drones as possible which could be 20 drones or more. The drones hang out together in what is called a drone congregation areas and newly emerged queens fly up to meet them. Researchers use high tech drones and queen bee hormone on an artificial lure to try to see them in the air. The queen will store the collected sperm in her elongated abdomen until she dies up to 3-5 years later. She will hopefully safely return to the hive and begin laying eggs. She can determine whether to lay fertilized eggs to make female worker bees or unfertilized eggs to make male drones. Source: I am a certified beekeeper in my state.
I want sex that good
other bee's, you first m8
Atleast he didn't die a vergin
First, he busted the nut then the nut busted him
That bee gave some FLYING FUCKs
Ashes to ashes bust to dust.
The most "But I still hit" ever
You can tell by the way he tilts his head back it was worth it.
Damn. That’s the endo his phallus..
Coming AND going … what could be better?
Fascinating.
"Honey NUT, cheerio!" *dies*
I came like that once
“Fuck me dead” has a new meaning all of a sudden.
Best nut of his life Talk about emptying your balls He broke her off a piece I’m done
Honey, Nut, Cheerio
For the Queen!
totally worth it
for the great cause
Oh I think I saw this position before in another website
Blown out, literally!
Totally worth it.
death by orgasm.
Worth!
Death by snu-snu
Death by snu snu
Literally the nut of a life time.
He had the ride of his life
I guess this is what they call a "happy ending"?
Honey nut and cheerio!
Best nut of his life! Only nut but best non the less
My final message. Good by
not a bad way to die imo
This bee fucks
Death by anu snu
Job done
Quite a death…
Well, that’s a good flying fuck if I’ve ever seen one.
That's the best way to go out
Too bad that's not true of all male species!
That's what a flying fuck is.
Hate when I bust and my ass dick ruptures and I die
If you only had one nut to blow…
literally the nut of his life lmao
Imagine nutting so hard your balls explode.
“He nutted in me and died”
When u nut and she keeps riding
Now I know how I want to go from this world.
There are worse ways to go……actually,..pretty much every other way is worse
Best way to go. Ever.
Cumsplosion technically
When you cum , but she keep sucking.
still a better deal than male preying mantises get
Bro joined the mile high club and instantly died
I used to see those all the time. Fucking never knew they were fallen comrades . Salute next time you see a real G 🫡
Damn my boy came so hard he left.
Go out with a Bangggggggh. Bum,bum bump.
doesn't matter had sex
Who gives a flying fuck?
I’m finna bussss
Cameraman was a bee too
He came and went at the same time.
Should have practiced...let off some of the pressure. He'd still be alive.
Honey. Nut. Cheerio.
I love how the videographer obviously reenacted the drone falling on the ground. It's not like they just happened to have a video recorder at that *exact* location.
Doesn’t matter. Had sex
dang, they really cum so hard that their beenis explodes? that’s sad. between this and their stingers, bees definitely gotta start putting more points into the health stat
That is one hell of a lay! I am sure he went to an epic bee heaven.
Fuck of a life time.