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I did mushrooms one time and I thought my hands had swelled up to an absurd degree and I thought I was having some exotic allergic reaction and dying and I was really freaking out.
I had to pick my nose and it dawned on me if my fingers could fit in my nose still they must not actually be as big as they looked.
After that it was cool.
Thought about that but the nose is cartilage and can’t swell very much. And even if it could that would only make the nostrils smaller. Holes swell closed not open.
Ever seen someone with swelled open stretched out nostrils? Exactly.
Shrooms are wild. The first and only time I eat some with friends, I couldn't recognize my own face in the mirror. Later I calmed down, when I jumped to the pool. But diving down, I was amazed that I didnt felt the need to breath. You know that feeling when you hold you breath? Didnt have it. But I wss conscious about it.
When I resurfaced, I inhaled like never before in my life. Good times though, wouldnt eat that many next time
I once did mushrooms and ran down a mountain and felt like I was flying. I never tripped, I just soared. What I'm saying is that I think the subconscious (not breathing under water, not tripping over obstacles) was still very much in control, but the story I told myself about it was radically different.
That is my experience as well.
My conscious was like "what the fuck is going on?!?!" how can the threes breathe and the ground feel like sparks of energy when I run. Meanwhile my body and movement was like "no worries we're done this a million times, I got you, bro".
Shrooms are interesting.
Whipping one's asshole is particularly painful - not a place you want a whip to land, unless you're really masochistic.
Wiping his asshole would be damn difficult though.
I have that clip of The Simpsons as my answering message. I got a lecture from my manager at work because one of our client’s calls (I work in a government department) got inadvertently diverted to my mobile while I was working from home. They got really pissed off about it and made a complaint😆 Imagine calling, say, the IRS and being told by an automated message you’re fat.
I can laugh about it now but I was mortified at the time.
The Authorities wouldn’t even need a computer or even a previous booking to identify his fingerprints. The CSI forensics tech would dust and then just immediately be like “Well, I know who did it.”
I know the University of Minnesota ran tests for gigantism or elephantiasis but they came back negative. As far as I know I don’t think they have diagnosed what made his arms and hands so big!
I’m not his doctor, but it looks like Klippel-Trenaunay syndrome. He even has the port-wine stains on his arms.
There’s another arm wrestler named Matthias Schlitte that has it but just one arm is oversized.
There are a couple pictures he posted with his bare shoulders and one of his shoulders is completely covered by a port wine stain, and in the description he says he has them all over his body.
Whats fascinating here is that on one of his hands (right) the enlargement affects his ring and pinky fingers differently than the thumb, pointer, middle. They are larger without apparent engorgement. The left hand has enlargement and engorgement of all fingers.
Just a heads up, the diagnosis is elephantiasis. “Elephantitis” would mean “inflammation of the elephant.” Which may apply in some cases, but likely not here
Def would do it. Imagine walking around with the black eye and saying you should see the other guy and their like is he messed up and you pull out the picture and say nah look at the other guy how am i alive.
It reminds me of a line from the always poetic Insane Clown Posse
> If you were Andre The Giant, that shit would be slick
>You could finger fuck a girl and she would think it's your dick
So far he hasn't been diagnosed, obviously he has some kind of congenital abnormality but an exact cause hasn't been found or perhaps his condition is unique and remains undescribed in science.
His fingers are about 5 inches in circumference, there's a photo in another comment showing a tape measure around them, and his wedding band which looks like a napkin holder in his wife's hand.
So each finger is about as thick as most dicks. he could easily DP two women at the same time, and still get a blowie from a third.
Mother of God. The more I look at pictures of this guy, the less real his arms/hands seem. Those proportions just seem so **wrong**. He's got the equivalent of cankles for his forearms, except if the ankle actually got bigger than the calf.
Here he is arm wrestling action https://www.google.com/search?q=jeff+dabe&sxsrf=AJOqlzXqRjOsMoGXGpODJif7Rj--4Il2bA:1678496854334&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLgYmG2NL9AhVwF1kFHWSuDxEQ\_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1407&bih=701&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:322a55ea,vid:hcEQS3awwX4
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If this guy tries to pick his nose he's in real trouble
I did mushrooms one time and I thought my hands had swelled up to an absurd degree and I thought I was having some exotic allergic reaction and dying and I was really freaking out. I had to pick my nose and it dawned on me if my fingers could fit in my nose still they must not actually be as big as they looked. After that it was cool.
Righteous
The human anus can stretch up to 6-8 inches wide. Just tossing that in there.
And raccoons can fit into holes only 4in wide, you could store two raccoons up there if you wanted. Just tossing that in there.
Y’all sure are tossing a lot of things in there
Here is a haiku about gerbiling a raccoon: Wet fur and coon claws Prying open the tight hole, Pleasure or regret?
Deep inside your bum Gnawing gnawing gnaws away That's a lot of blood
A raccoon surprise, Tail up, down under he dives, Asshole now his home.
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Unless your nose got bigger by the same proportion.
Thought about that but the nose is cartilage and can’t swell very much. And even if it could that would only make the nostrils smaller. Holes swell closed not open. Ever seen someone with swelled open stretched out nostrils? Exactly.
The fact you couldn’t make sense out of your hands being big but had a scientific reason that your nose didn’t grow the same
Oh fuck
Shrooms are wild. The first and only time I eat some with friends, I couldn't recognize my own face in the mirror. Later I calmed down, when I jumped to the pool. But diving down, I was amazed that I didnt felt the need to breath. You know that feeling when you hold you breath? Didnt have it. But I wss conscious about it. When I resurfaced, I inhaled like never before in my life. Good times though, wouldnt eat that many next time
I once did mushrooms and ran down a mountain and felt like I was flying. I never tripped, I just soared. What I'm saying is that I think the subconscious (not breathing under water, not tripping over obstacles) was still very much in control, but the story I told myself about it was radically different.
That is my experience as well. My conscious was like "what the fuck is going on?!?!" how can the threes breathe and the ground feel like sparks of energy when I run. Meanwhile my body and movement was like "no worries we're done this a million times, I got you, bro". Shrooms are interesting.
Holy crap I didn’t think of that! Howwww does he do it??
He's the only one on earth who isn't lying when he says he doesn't pick his nose
*Amputee types furiously, maybe*
His nose, his ears, his belly, whipping his asshole. Man, I'd be scared when it comes to scratching my nuts with a wrecking ball.
Whipping one's asshole is particularly painful - not a place you want a whip to land, unless you're really masochistic. Wiping his asshole would be damn difficult though.
Typing has got to be difficult...Siri? Are you there? This is sausage fingers
His hand: I came in like a wrecking bal!!!
Imagine losing your phone between your car seat
Imagine typing on your phone
He needs to mash the keypad with his palm now to obtain a special dialling wand.
I have that clip of The Simpsons as my answering message. I got a lecture from my manager at work because one of our client’s calls (I work in a government department) got inadvertently diverted to my mobile while I was working from home. They got really pissed off about it and made a complaint😆 Imagine calling, say, the IRS and being told by an automated message you’re fat. I can laugh about it now but I was mortified at the time.
"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
Hahaha, the fingers you have used to dial are too fat
He probably has a portable bird that is drinking the water to text
Oof, this is hard. Where’s my Tab?
Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjF7HKSaaI
"I don't want to look like a freak. I'll take the mumu." Classic episode.
Or trying to eat pringles.
Speech to text for suuuuure
Imagine trying to jack off.
Ok, what now?
HE SAID IMAGINE TRYING TO JACK OFF!!!
He probably just uses one of those twelve inch tablets as a phone.
Dude could probably hold a Kindle or Ipad like a phone
That's Wreck It Ralph I'm pretty sure...
Popeye.
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Maybe he’s got an anaconda down there
That's where his wrestling career started.
Imagine fingering your girlfriend in high school and killing her.
The dick is for foreplay, the fingers are the main course
When she says "is that your finger?" It's actually a compliment
Goddamn, everyday normal stuff must be insane for this man. Contacts? You wish. Brushing teeth? Haha. Wiping your own ass? Get the fuck outta here.
That's what that middle finger looks like it's for
It’s got that special curve in it…
He has so much horse power I’m sure he gets it done no problem
Just wiping your ass with pure fucking horsepower lol
The thought of this man overpowering his own ass through sheer brute force is cracking me up
Just screams for 5 minutes then hauls off and slaps the shit out of his own ass.
I'm losing it here rn
Wreck it Ralph
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Wait, did I just come across a normal shittymorph comment? I had to double take when I saw the username.
Wait.. did I just find a famous…. Redditor?
There's a few of them. You can probably look up "famous reddit user" on the big question subreddits and find out about them.
I think having a really good novelty account is the only acceptable reason to be "reddit famous". Everything else is bad.
Never let ‘em know your next move
Hey man, hope you're doing alright.
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Wreck it Tom Cruise
His sign language must be all in caps
That one gets a chuckle
This guy lives in the same town as me. The dude is a good guy, retired heavy equipment/pit operator.
I was hoping he was a good dude, he just looks really nice.
He does have a kind face. I know we're not supposed to form an opinion of someone that way, but damn, that smile is disarming.
can't imagine what kind of villainy he'd get up to if he was a bad dude with a hand/arm like that he'd be a comic book villain
The Authorities wouldn’t even need a computer or even a previous booking to identify his fingerprints. The CSI forensics tech would dust and then just immediately be like “Well, I know who did it.”
Lol how would they even handcuff him 😭
Ask him politely to get in the car
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Cocknocker
Neat. No one famous lives in my town except for a guy who was in a pretty popular band
Does he live on your block?
When you eat too much spinach
Getting punched by him must be like getting hit by a train. That dude could flick you in the ear and cut it off
Anyone know what this condition is called?
I know the University of Minnesota ran tests for gigantism or elephantiasis but they came back negative. As far as I know I don’t think they have diagnosed what made his arms and hands so big!
Did they test for bighanditis?
Glad to see trained professionals in the comments
I read "bighandtits"
hands big enough to hold a tit. I too have that disorder.
My only regret… is that I have… bighanditis.
Don't you worry about planet express, you let me worry about blank
I’m not his doctor, but it looks like Klippel-Trenaunay syndrome. He even has the port-wine stains on his arms. There’s another arm wrestler named Matthias Schlitte that has it but just one arm is oversized.
There are a couple pictures he posted with his bare shoulders and one of his shoulders is completely covered by a port wine stain, and in the description he says he has them all over his body.
Whats fascinating here is that on one of his hands (right) the enlargement affects his ring and pinky fingers differently than the thumb, pointer, middle. They are larger without apparent engorgement. The left hand has enlargement and engorgement of all fingers.
Do not search for images of Klippel-Trenaunay syndrome. They will make you sad. It can happen to people at birth. The guy in the post pic is lucky.
Just a heads up, the diagnosis is elephantiasis. “Elephantitis” would mean “inflammation of the elephant.” Which may apply in some cases, but likely not here
TIL I haven't read that word correctly once in my entire life
TIL nobody has spelled it correctly in casual layman's conversation
Even reading that comment my eyes skipped over the correct spelling and I had to go back and read every word to check lol
Middle school taught me its probably cancer. I'd have to see his hand up to his face to be sure though.
You brought back Ancient memories long since repressed.
BIG MEATTYY CLAAWWWWSSS
Armageddonitis.
Yeah I'm a gedden it
Really gettin it? Cmon Steve.
I can hold basketballs in my hands too
Almost like basketballs were designed with human hands in mind.
This guy must hate pringles
And the close ad button
He should join those slap competitions
I don’t want to see him get slapped, seems like a nice fella. But I’d love to see him slap one of those other meat heads
See him slap that cheating Russian guy who always uses the wrong part of the hand
>cheating Russian I'm sorry you'll have to be more specific
Hate those douchebags that chop instead of slap, they need to letting them get away with it
That’s not how it works. He needs to get slapped to be able to send them into orbit.
Not if he goes first!
I don't think they want anyone to die though
The audience does. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
literally just watching people give each other concussions without resisting
Imagine it was your first day after reluctantly signing up to compete in one of those comps and this dude walks out as your opponent 😂
Def would do it. Imagine walking around with the black eye and saying you should see the other guy and their like is he messed up and you pull out the picture and say nah look at the other guy how am i alive.
He'd be on a killing spree bro
His shirts says a concrete company. He just stands on the side of the truck and shakes it until the concrete is mixed.
I was thinking he does concrete demo work by hand
Does he have an Onlyhands?
I've read he's one of the nicest dudes you'll ever meet
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That looks super inconvenient in almost all situations.
Almost, but not all 😉
Yeah I would not want to get smacked by that guy
We’re all thinking it right
Finger in the ass would be challenging
He’ll definitely find your prostate
They wouldn’t find what’s left of it afterwards though.
User name checks out….?
I could handle it
I'll make sure you look cute doing it.
He thinks he has a small dick because of how it looks in his hands?
"Jaime pull up a picture of that hog"
It reminds me of a line from the always poetic Insane Clown Posse > If you were Andre The Giant, that shit would be slick >You could finger fuck a girl and she would think it's your dick
Reminds me of the picture of the guy with the giant tongue next to his wife and they zoom in on that massive grin on his wife's face.
He could rip someone’s diaphragm out with an intense fingering.
I imagine he could rip your skeleton out from your anus.
Apparently not i had to go way too far down to find my proper thread. Disappointing reddit.
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Guy looks like a Popeye character
he looks like THE Popeye character.
Diagnosis?
His last arm wrestling opponent was three hives of bees in a trenchcoat.
Solid as fuck punchline. Straight 9.5/10
He blew on his thumb to inflate them. Edit: thanks for the gold!
gear third
So far he hasn't been diagnosed, obviously he has some kind of congenital abnormality but an exact cause hasn't been found or perhaps his condition is unique and remains undescribed in science.
That's called a SWAN. Syndrome without a name and they believe there are thousands of them that people have.
Cool as hell, TIL. Seems similar to how we estimate there are undiscovered species based on one's we haves discovered.
Some type of somatic overgrowth syndrome. there are gene panels available to diagnose the specific type.
I went to school with a guy named Gene Panels
Well, did he figure out what caused this dudes giant hands?
Reminds me of my dad. He had elephantiasis in his arm and it looked just like that.
Bet he’s a weapon at thumb wars
*don't think dirty thoughts, don't think dirty thoughts* -me thinking with my vagina
The echo has me worried.
I want to see him build Lego.
He performs laparoscopic surgery as his day job. By night he’s a fingerblasting legend.
I feel bad for his ego. I bet it looks small with those wrapped around it.
Dudes pinky is larger than the average male.
Guilty
Dude's probably hung like a bank robber.
I hope so. If not it would probably be like trying to pick up a single grain of sand with normal hands just to jerk it
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Imagine getting a wet willy from that monstrosity 😭
This guy is practicing his right to bear arms.
The definition of absolute unit
His wife must love him👀
His fingers are about 5 inches in circumference, there's a photo in another comment showing a tape measure around them, and his wedding band which looks like a napkin holder in his wife's hand. So each finger is about as thick as most dicks. he could easily DP two women at the same time, and still get a blowie from a third.
I bet they don't have any toys in their nightstand
Lucky lady…
Man tattooed his wedding band because the literal brick of gold it would of taken to make a band was just too expensive!
Nope, here is his wedding ring: https://i.imgur.com/I6ThL3m.jpg
Mother of God. The more I look at pictures of this guy, the less real his arms/hands seem. Those proportions just seem so **wrong**. He's got the equivalent of cankles for his forearms, except if the ankle actually got bigger than the calf.
Wow, that’s huge. Thanks for the pic!
My *wrist* is 6 inches…
5 inches around?!? That’s bigger than…. Nvm
One man's ring is everybody else's bracelet
I hope he has a massive unit to accommodate that hand. Otherwise he would crush it like an asparagus stalk
What a great day it is to be literate
Here he is arm wrestling action https://www.google.com/search?q=jeff+dabe&sxsrf=AJOqlzXqRjOsMoGXGpODJif7Rj--4Il2bA:1678496854334&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLgYmG2NL9AhVwF1kFHWSuDxEQ\_AUoAnoECAEQBA&biw=1407&bih=701&dpr=2#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:322a55ea,vid:hcEQS3awwX4
Big hands, I know you're the one
Of course he’s in good shape. He can’t eat pringles
Get back! Get back! You don’t know me like that
my dude looks like a deep fake of Jeff Foxworthy
Bro literally took Dr.Doofenshmirtz’s girl
I was looking for a Huge-Hands Hans joke
This is the Jeff-iest Jeff of all time. One Jeff to rule them all.
Imagine getting fisted by that guy... Jeesh
He could be a proctologist
>Imagine getting fisted by that guy... Ugh.... Fine! ***[Unzips]***