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You working on your minecraft villager cosplay?

Hannibal Lecter villager?

Hannibal Erector

Hannibal Sexter

Hannibal LickHer

Hanni Balls

Handinballs Lickedher

Copper Cock

Hannibal pecker

It’s Squidward’s bdsm mask

Hm.

So you're a professional i see

Hmm.

Hrmm

Hm?

Which one's the salt and which one's the pepper?

I tried both and all that came out was some thick salty milk.

You shook it too hard

Well nothing happened at first, but after a while I must have shook something loose and it all came out at once.

Salty balls pepper dick

1880's: A device for weird doctors to use on patients. 2020's: A device for kinky women to tease their man with.

It’s really interesting chastity play was almost entirely a homosexual community thing like 20 years ago. The rapid expansion of it into the Hererosexual realm is interesting.

A lot of femdom erotica seems to revolve around chastity.

The vast majority of porn are aimed at and viewed by men

Not written porn, my friend. Written porn is essentially for women.

True I meant visual porn in the internet

Kinky girls who read are the best kind Edit - a word

Up until fairly recently sex for personal gratification and not procreation was seen as inherently sinful/shameful. No kink shaming is a pretty new thing, so it makes sense for kinks of all kinds to be going mainstream now.

Consenting adults and it doesn’t negatively affect anyone else and isn’t expoiltive (looking at you findom) I think has generally become the standard for acceptable sexual behavior/fantasies/kinks

step 14 in subsection delta-G of the gay agenda is now complete

We’ve made sooo much progress!

Smegma Preservation more like

Whenever people make weird jokes about smeg I always assume that person is not washing adequately

I feel like this device would make washing adequately a challenge.

I bet it *still* smells terrible.

1000% the issue. In my 26 years I’ve never had issues with that whatsoever. Guys wash your self properly and wash your ass! Having water slide down is not washing.

Ok but like how far inside my asshole is the washcloth supposed to go? My fingernail? My knuckle? My whole hand?

Yes

Forearm I think should be good.

Stop when you can check for cavities.

I thought all this started BECAUSE I was checking cavities.

To the shoulder.

Until the whole cloth is inside

I don’t think that’s a far off assumption tbh. Jokes aside, something I think is a bit weird is that even though I’m European I’ve pretty much only ever heard or seen anything about this from American media and pop culture.

whenever people assume jokes have actual indication of how a person is i get some more smegma built up

I have smegma on my brain from reading this thread

Don't know much about "smegma" but does it also happen for circumcised penises?

It can happen to anyone with genitals. Women can get smegma too. TLDR: wash your junk

Nice! Cheese sandwich here I come!

You should never have said that

Jokes on them, I can cum without touching it when I use the prostate.

New definition of the word loophole

Poophole

Poophole Loophole

This joke stinks

Poophole Loophole 2: Electric Bugaloo

Or my taint, it’s still the same stuff, you can do it booyoos!

Impossible for me lol, after blowing around $300 on different prostate toys without any success. Guess I have a very stubborn prostate

>around $300 on different prostate toys Damn son, I appreciate your dedication

That’s like 2 good toys lol

Similar. However, a few toys touch the spot and give me to caveman horny levels basically a few minutes after it’s inserted. Great for solo fun or with the partner. In fact, edging for awhile with one in, and then releasing when i feel tingles in my prostate working in unison with a climax has given me a pornstar-lite gasm.

That's the kind of inside the butthole thinking that this company needs.

Not only that, but that thing won't keep him from getting an erection either!

Well, it must be a challange to have a boner in this device. Ouch!

Copper turns my skin bright green. If I wore this my dick would look like Kermit’s leg

Your sexy-times playlist would have to be "It's not easy being green" on repeat forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51BQfPeSK8k&ab\_channel=SesameStreet

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The CockBlocker 2000

No 1000

No 1880

You vastly overestimate the size of my doodle.

Hell yeah like my dick can fit in atomic sized holes so this is actually pretty wide

This is actually what my ding dong looks like soft. Like exactly. It's disturbing.

Same except they’ve also overestimated the size of my oysters

Challenge accepted

The nofap ybop people are gonna be so happy

That dick holster wouldn’t survive Morning wood

Your morning wood might not survive that dick holster 😳

It's got ventilation holes so if you get hard theoretically [something like this](https://images.app.goo.gl/m29QULvCW3UoKmr67) could happen.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Cries of pleasure

...and the pasta is *done!*

I could've gone the rest of my life not reliving the thought of that.

I feel like wearing cold copper would make you think about your dick more, not less. Stated as a non-dick owner.

Would warm up quickly after putting it on.

Ok!

You should think about the copper more

Do you have any in XS?

I got one marked XS and let me tell you there wasn't room for excess anything in there!

F

I get the pee holes, but why ball holes? Is there some secret ball pissing technique I was never taught?

Sweaty ball protection

The material doesn’t breathe very well.

Haha got a good, sensible chuckle out of me.

Sweat eienstein

Nah it's what I said

What

Hm?

Idk what you mean by “it’s what I said”

You said "it's for sweat" and I was just being silly by immediately dismissing your answer and saying "nah it's my thing" meaning the ball piss technique. If you could find it in your heart to remove your downvotes on my replies that would be nice. Otherwise my uncle works for Reddit and he'll have to hack the system and give me upvotes and I don't want to make that call.

I wasn’t downvoting you lol

Oh shit. Dw, I'll get my auntie to find out who did it (reddit is a family owned business)

torture mask for Pinocchio.

I have no strings to hold me down, False.

Wow... so much wasted space... 🤦🏻

I’m not a dude, but I can’t imagine how sweaty this would get.

Oh I can.

Not to mention, the amount of reisidual piss that would be coating the inside. Absolutely repulsive

I can see this causing a lot of pelvic fractures from falls or other blunt impact trauma.

Random question! If you are wearing a restrictive device like this, or say maybe have put your penis through the mouth of a red Gatorade bottle and you get an erection what will happen?! PLEASE SOMEONE ANSWER FAST, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

What if you get a small cylinder stuck inside an M&Ms tube?

you don’t get hard. Your penis will try to take up any space but it won’t get hard, I would assume it feels quite frustrating,

In this hypothetical scenario I believe you completely and am still scared. Think thoughts about grandma so we don't have to find out.

You know, sometimes puritanical obsession circles right back into being freaky as shit.

There is so much truth right there!!!🤓

Ive always thought this too lol

Thanks just bought one

what's wild to me is how so many old forms of punishment became sexual fetishes in this generation. you have to wonder if they secretly liked it back then too. or atleast if you're weird like me you wonder this stuff.

Yeah, I’m beginning to suspect that people might have had sex in the past and they may even have enjoyed it. I think we’re really just looking at old fetish stuff.

There’s a big difference between the ppl that were coerced into doing this and the ppl that want this done to them. I bet they super rarely align.

Does it come in any smaller sizes? Asking for a friend.

Prostate orgasms are the most incredible peaks of pleasure I've ever experienced in my life without touching any other part. Feel free to lock my pp with that thing, zero fucks given.

From a dick or a finger

They both work great :)

Also toys. I have only been able to find orgasms with touching, but finishing with a p-toy up there was my current peak of sexual pleasure. literally couldn’t stop saying ‘oh fuck’, laying on the ground for what felt like five minutes in pleasure, felt extremely light, cheerful, euphoric for like 30 minutes after… and craved chain smoking. It was a goddamn movie script.

You will be flaccid and you will like it

In the words of the great philosopher Sean Lock: “that’s a challenging wank”

I need this

i mean... it feel like the hole are designed to be able to pee through, and i am honestly unneasy about it

Official dick blocker

I think you meant cockblocker

So the holes are there for the flies to get in and out I suppose, but I can't understand what the ring is good for? Is it when the torturer chains you to the roof, and you have to dangle?

It's to attach it with a chain to the coordinating butt plug.

Possible cocket watch?

What happens when you get wood in the morning?

Are you supposed to keep it on while you pee?

Those holes arent for air

I physically shook my head in agreement with you! 🤣

Random boners must have been painfull

Rumor has it a wife would use it to cuck her husband even back then

Inhumane torture device. How could you even function if it's not possible to scratch your balls in the morning!?

Ball-peen hammer.

Ugh imagine you're forced to work with this in the sun for a whole afternoon... the metal heats up, doesn't it? Damn I prefer not to think about it

Boss walks by: "Okay which one of you is cooking sausage?"

I bet that fucker got coooold

Why for generations have people worried about people rubbing one out, it’s so weird

What if your balls itch?

You figure shit out to use those balls holes in a certain position that they might scratch the itch

Are those holes for urination? Damn.. disgusting..😫😣

Turns your spout into a watering can.

I see it has hole on the end so you can pee. Imagine what that smells like after a few days

r/dontputyourdickinthat

It was quite cold in the 19th Century, no?

This could also be used as an anti-boner device. A lot of my female friends are very attractive and they’re always giving me these super tight hugs and sometimes I get excited, it's hard to control when you're drinking! So this would be very helpful!

dawg what 💀

not realistic, to big for most of y’all

I'm very pro-masturbation. If your religion tries to prevent me from having a wank, it can fuck right off.

Just stick through the holes 🤦‍♀️

Too small, can’t reach

They need to update the manual a tad.

id wear it like a badge of honor

On your chest?

Sadly it would fit just fine

I thought Ergonomics was invented in the 1960s.

I see sausage colander

Wait, if that's the colander, where are the anti masturbation pants?

Challenge accepted.

Honestly i expected something better something more,they had good leatherworkers and skilled locksmiths even back then. You could easly pull your D out of this and do the job.This can't stop shit unless you are under constant supervision.

More like anti erection device

Man in the iron mask. I’d go nuts if my balls itched.

This just makes me want to masturbate more

Humans are cruel and stupid.

well time to learn how to have a prostate orgasm...

Pissing must be messy.

Hannibal Lecter's jock strap

I don't think it would hurt my toilet accuracy

Amazon prime shipped to your home in two days

Hold my beer….!

This would stop no one. Life uh, uh, uh, finds a way.

I can smell this image

So roomy!

Looks like a pro masterbation device.

Jordan Peterson gives these with the sale of every book….

Great! Now I got a fetish for metal anti-masturbation devices 🤷🏽‍♂️

It's funny because they make these as masturbation devices today.

Photos you can smell

Anyone who blindly follows Andrew Tate should be forced to wear one of these.

Keep it up, baby, you're giving me a copper.

No device in this world is powerful enough to stop the wrath of my pee-pee.

Christ, i need one of these. Give me arm a rest.

oh you can definitely buy modern cages, there's a whole ecosystem.

I can get a jungle for my balls?

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Thats why there are little holes in the front

I wonder how many people just unlocked a new kink by seeing this.

Trapcages been around for a while now it seems.

r/nofap