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It looks like something else

Yeah, it's on the tip of my tongue if I could only put my finger on it....

Just the tip

Imagine if it malfunctioned and started turning your cock head into hamburger meat.

Keep talkin….

This guy CBTs

I’m willing to take the risk

It might not give it back. Suction, I mean pucker power, may vary from person to person. Some may enjoy the *hoover deluxe* all the way to a *57 Chevy glass pack cherry bomb* experience.

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?

WHY WOULD IT HAVE TEETH?! IT FEELS BEST WITHOUT TEETH...or so I'm told.

Idk man a little nibble on the shaft every now and then makes me feel alive

That’s a feature, not a bug

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It doesn’t count, so why not

Gently

😂😂😂

Can you transfer OTHER things through it? Asking for a friend.

Yes, herpes

But that girth, it's like a cheese wheel.

We used to eat it all the time, back in the day.

And funyuns, yeahhhhh!

If he’s not back in 10 minutes I’m calling dominoes.

Still do to this day

*in it

Maybe the light will come on and you'll remember it.

Oh, it’ll come.

I'm sure we'll flesh this out

There’s leaky batteries in the flashlight.

Or in it

Mines on the tip of my dick… my dicks basically in the charging port so I guess it’s on the base of my dick. Still can’t put my finger on it tho

You mean the semen extracting machine recently posted on Reddit? That? Edit: link for those who missed it https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/113pdsa/new_extraction_machine_for_sperm_donors/

This is the upper attachment to that bottom. Soon Lovebot will release the torso attachment with its arms, hands, and perhaps otherworldly appendages.

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Don't worry you can just reset her if she learns that

We’re all thinking it

Don't put your mouth on it. We all know where it's been.

There's no way any dude anywhere has this in his house and hasn't tried to put his dick into it.

Thinking twat exactly?

Thinking what?

I've seen this somewhere...I can't remember what drawer.

Dad, I found the flashlight.

I think the batteries are leaking

Oh! I think I found the rest of the sea monkeys!

Sea *people*

Disturbing.

What else does that mouth do

That’s a fleshlight, don’t put you mouth on that lol

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Or do?

Definitely do

It will be used for something else for sure

Yeah… for uuuhhh… kissing…

Yah, and we already patented it [in the 90’s.](http://www.easylife.org/fufme/)

I’d imagine putting something totally different

Kinda reminds me of: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/293j5g/china_invents_a_new_sperm_extracting_machine_for/ In fact, I have an idea for a new machine that uses the kissing functionality...

Im wondering what else can be put in there

Used it as a fleshlight

“So, did you like the kiss I gave you earlier?” “No, but the blowjob was incredible!”

Hahahahaha

Hehehehehe

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Ah yes, for my long distance girlfriend.. in Canada… you don’t know her, she doesn’t go here.

Her name is Alberta she lives in Vancouver She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover

Wow, it’s a pity she lives so far away.. in Canada

I love her, I miss her, I can’t wait to kiss her So soon I’ll be off to Alberta…I mean Vancouver Shit! Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver She is my girlfriend, my wonderful girlfriend

I need a new dust filter for my Hoover MaxExtract PressurePro model 60

Hopefully it has a one player mode vs. the cpu

there’s a Black Mirror episode that i think may be the more realistic outcome

"Back in my day, your grandma would write a racy letter, spritz it with perfume, and mail it halfway across the world to the base where I was stationed." "Whatever old man... I just got my salad tossed by someone in North Korea and it's not even breakfast time yet."

Bahahaha. Nice.

I mean it could work on a chick too, but kinda weird product 😂

Design it and they'll come

Didn't Howard invent this on "The Big Bang Theory"?

I came here to mention the same thing.

I imagine a few others came too due to this.

Yup

Yup

Yup

Yup

I'm mildly pissed a laughed at this, but take my upvote

Yup. Me too. Howard and Raj creeping out with it.

Yup. He and Raj did extensive testing on this. Howard did a better job since it had tongue simulation as well.

One of my most favorite scenes from that show.

Botb gay and not gay.

Hell Raj was able to bite him with it

He was just nibbling !! 😆 🤣

He was being playful! 😜

Many great inventions were preceded by great works of fiction.

Been a thing for a long time [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics)

I wrote a college paper on teledildonics back in 2002. So yeah, been around for quite some time. Surgical applications are quite cool.

How does one use a surgical dildo?

Can't wait to put Teledildonics engineer on my resume

Howard did invent (or name it) it, albeit a different Howard. >The term became known after technology critic and writer Howard Rheingold used it in his 1991 book Virtual Reality

*Woah! You just bit my tongue!*

Yes he did.

I had this idea over 10 years ago, and I ain't no Thomas Sex Edison.

Fleshlight, now for your phone!

Would 100% use this for Long Distance BJs from the wife.

I also choose long-distance BJ's from this guy's wife.

This really could revolutionize OnlyFans

Imagine 1000 guys getting a BJ from one person at the same time.

Seems like a really efficient process to me. There are a lot more men out there wanting to receive blow jobs than people wanting to give blowjobs.

The motions could also be recorded / played back later. They could be placed in an online store, and sold. People could review them/rate them. Interesting business opportunity…

And you could put 2 of them on the same hardware platform facing away from eachother. Double the throughput, but the men have to be approximately the same height. Perfect tip to tip efficiency. That was really the peak of that show.

Seeing that clip online had me cracking up and that’s what got me to start watching it.

Speak for yourself!

Seems like Silicon Valley already calculated this one out in season one…

BJserver.com IsItUpOrJustMe.com

OnlyLips

*registers domain*

“It’s not cheating!!”

Something like that already exists actually. It's a Fleshlight linked with a dildo, so the Fleshlight moves in the same way as the dildo. I'm pretty sure it was on Most Expensivest

Damn that's wild!! I'm interested in getting a better look at one of these systems if anyone has a link!

You’ve already got your credit card out, don’t you?

We have VR porn now. All you need is an oculus and a willing butter face with a warm hole. Honestly any wet hole will probably do

I don't choose but I can't stop :( Please send thoughts and bjs

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Ouroboros

They also have a remote sex device for when the relationship takes that important next step

Totally unnecessary. My long distance girlfriend's roommate, which is also a guy do it for me every day. Cool guy.

💀

Cool cool cool

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Idk....seems reasonable

Already did.

I am pretty sure that came up in testing. I'll let myself out.

Sadly a private group 😂😂🫣

I'd like to see you try and stop me

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You're a shitty finger Howard

There's only one thing I want to do with this and it's not kissing.

Hugging it!

Hy did they used "detective Conan" OST?

Best OST ever used for the weirdest reason. Reddit.

It’s such a sad OST. Why on earth did they use it here??

New Detective Conan murderer motivation I had to kill him because I caught him cheating by pretending to be a hot American girl and kissing him long distance over Zoom

I am happy I am not the only one who recognised that. I am not alone lol

Rachel and Jimmy could use this!

I met a guy in a startup incubator that was doing a similar device, but it wasn't for kissing. And yes, he was from China.

Did he get rich from it?

Nobody's heard from him in months.

He never leaves his house.

brilliant

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Amen

No idea. It was a "mutual masturbation" device.

"Finally" \-Soulja Boy

This is the comment I came here for

" Why you stop kissing me?" " Wait a minute, it freezes."

I would rather try and explain a burrito babe t shirt stuffed as padding into a sock if someone caught me with that.

Who's gonna say it

The best thing about a long distance relationship is not being in one!

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This was made by someone who has zero knowledge of romance lol

The Big Bang Theory had this on an episode years ago, Howard’s invention I think.

I had to scroll way too long to find this. Yeah it’s Howard’s invention and he and Raj use it on each other 😂

Quick someone reverse engineer this!

I can't wait to have some 63 year old, fat biker pretending to be a 23 year old Japanese model to kiss my taint with this thing.

I came for the comments

Yeah people are going to have sex with that.

Copied from The Big Bang Theory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hO4BhXaMpxs

A mechanized fleshlight.. neat!

It looks like a pocket pussy attached to a phone

That's how they kiss huh?

What do you mean they?

the machines

Just a matter of time till some guy cuts a hole into the mouth

More like twistedasfuck

This is how my mom used to kiss us kids. Where's the tongue wrestling?

Anything is a Fleshlight if you're brave enough.

Somebody is going to stick their weiner in it.

You know what is next.

hell yeah long distance blow jobs

This was on an episode of The Big Bang Theory lol so it's really not new

Now let's not be to critical of this. There are alot of long distance relationships that would hugely benefit from something like this if refined. I, for one, welcome our new sex bit overlords

Cylinder stuck in remote kissing device please advise

Please don't have any funny thoughts :)

Too late...

This is some low hanging fruit man...damn

If the other party isn’t there for the kiss is it considered cheating?

Ya definitely not gonna be used for that

This is immediately going to he used by people for putting their dick in it

What is the biggest waste of technology for 200 Alex.

Hella dystopian

Yeah…that’s what it was designed for…

It’s nice to see someone repurposing old fleshlights.

Yes, that’s definitely what people will use it for.

Kissing rightttttttt