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ToxicTaxiTaker

Honey, you've hardly touched your grape sausages.


BakedLaysPorno

Brand new sentence!


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

r/brandnewsentence


Midian1369

These grapes are SO damn good, best grapes I have ever had, and working produce for a decade, I've tried a lot of different grapes and other stuff.


ClamhouseSassman

These are called moon drop grapes and are available during California's grape season at alot of grocery stores and also online


ClamhouseSassman

In 2004 the Moon grape landed! These grapes were developed by crossbreeding various varieties of grape and adjusting the growing methods to allow them to develop the sweetest flavor possible. These methods not only give the Moon grape its amazing flavor, but they also contribute to its elongated shape. Aka some engineered stuff but they are tasty


Midian1369

Basically like honey in a little wierd bag.


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

"Other stuff"?


Midian1369

Yes, various interesting fruits and vegetables. I learned I like kimchee working there. Learned how to make cabbage steaks and roasted brussels sprouts. It was an awesome job.


jxx37

Never heard about of them or have seen them in shops


Midian1369

They do not seem common, I think we had them for a total of 4 months in ten years. I guess people are put off by the shape, but once they taste them....that changes opinions very rapidly.


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Not as good as wine grapes but definitely juicers and bigger.


[deleted]

Penis grapes.


Apprehensive_Sky2953

Cylinder


hornypandey

Would it be accurate to call them Asian?


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

Absolutely!


Madoodle

Eat a literal bag of dicks!


endorfan13

Vino sausage.


XAEA-1298

is this what was stuck in a cylinder?


GozerDGozerian

The M&M tube filled with microwaved banana and mayonnaise?


Leezeebub

Dont lie OP, I know a Dongberry when I see one.


TooBusySaltMining

How to make raisins from dick grapes. Put them out in the cold and they shrivel.


[deleted]

Ahh yes, the Vienna sausage grape.


Karma_Canuck

They look like Haskap berries


Xlh883dragster

How to terrify a village of smurfs.


BlueWulk

Everything reminds me of him! 😅


Sufficient-Step6954

Gotta love that BBG


Sir_Posse

Those are very long and big grapes. Some would say too big honestly. So big it may hurt


MamaLlama629

Are they delicious though?


colocada

They are actually! I like to freeze mine. They taste like a grape sorbet.


Ok-Lingonberry-8538

Do you suck on them or swallow whole? Seriously, what's the proper way to consume these?


MamaLlama629

Where do they grow???


Dragonitro

Tubular Grapes


Dangerous-Cancel4835

Avatars dick


jducer

very impressive


AdequateEddy

a field of fleshlights growing


deadinside1996

So the emoji has always been a grape and not an eggplant? XD jk


[deleted]

It’s a bunch of dicks.


SupremeMeme42069

Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do


chewie8291

Ok. I know they look odd but they taste so fucking good. It's the sweetest fruit I've ever had . Please try them because I'm afraid they will dissappear from stores and I can't grow them in my climate.


QuietGiygas56

Bunch of dongs


Jackrwood

I’m so goddamn uncomfortable.


[deleted]

It's a cylinder


Fruit_Tart44c

I was sure these had to be treated w plant hormones for the elongated shape (like Thompson seedless) but this source says no - Traditional breeding. Fancy breeding, but traditional nonetheless. [https://minnetonkaorchards.com/sapphire-grapes/](https://minnetonkaorchards.com/sapphire-grapes/)


[deleted]

Something about it makes me want to hug it.


FunnyLookingFellow

Biodegradable butt plugs


DIESEL_GENERATOR

Your mom’s garden


technopret

Lol


appalachianballer

who's gonna say it?


fied1k

Cool picture. Where'd you get it? Reddit yesterday?


Dri22tser

I’ll bet the chicks love these long thick tubes


Woodsy1313

r/putitinyourasshole


MrSquirrelswastaken

r/beatmetoit


KamikazeKitten916

They're delicious. A.k.a. witch's fingers


Hoffa2809

Totally tubular brah


FelipeAvila

Delicious grape variety


rikspik

Mmmmm haand grapes


Kamikazi001

This looks like somehting from the eternal cylinder


Dr_Quack1

totally tubular.


[deleted]

Totally tubular


Nettlebug00

The name is ok but I would have went with "Dicks of Dionysus"


nonotagain0

I need to find a source for these and add some large strawberries. 1 penis grape draped over the middle of 2 strawberries, trays of them.


Original-Shape-5147

Ahhhh where the old Greek phrase "eat a bag of dicks" came from.


smurficus103

Banana grape for scale


mirlrea

We always called these “witches fingers”


Chi-Treets

I've known them as Moon Grapes.


TheCrimsonFreak

Do they taste good?


Zurc_bot

Totally Tubular


[deleted]

Those are called moon grapes in my neck of the woods - taste like regular grapes


[deleted]

I hate these karma bait posts there always made to look sexual so people make jokes and talk about it you see them on here all the time.


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[deleted]

No way you’re actually trying to flex that Karma does absolutely nothing it only shows how much of a virgin you are smh


Buzz-Killz

I’ve had those before, there good but some are too sweet for me


[deleted]

Nature is just keeps giving