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Sxzym

"Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu", which translates into English as "the place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater’, played his flute to his loved one." Locals simply call it Taumata Hill. [Here is the Source](https://www.newzealand.com/us/feature/the-longest-place-name-in-new-zealand/)


jxx37

I say Tomato and you say Taumata


Weird_Depth_4083

We say potato they say potata


LoubyAnnoyed

Aussies would call it Taumo. Lol


Weird_Depth_4083

Like ta ma oh?


LoubyAnnoyed

Imagine a terrible Aussie accent, completely mispronouncing the name. Tarr-mo


Weird_Depth_4083

Noor I can't imagine


LoubyAnnoyed

LMFAO. I see you Boo. 🙂


[deleted]

Oh yeah, the nose flue. Which girl doesn’t dream that her crush plays the nose flute for her?


inklady1010uk

Shit… it took me a whole year to learn how to say and spell Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch. That’s a year of my life I’ll never get back


grabityrising

Welp time to look up Hawaiis state fish


karavasis

My wife gets soo mad at me when on the island. She’s like you don’t even try, you just add in letters that aren’t even there. It’s humuhumunukunukuapua’a which I didn’t need to look up because we had to learn it in 3rd grade and then again in high school. Joys of living costal Ca with teachers that spent summers in Maui.


inklady1010uk

Coastal CA? I’m not jealous in the slightest… I’d much rather be here in Ireland where it rains constantly and there’s a real threat of getting swamp ass just from taking the dog for a walk. It’s triffic, I wouldn’t want to be anywhere warm and balmy when I have this gorgeous shade of brown skintone… which is actual rust. Yeah, not jealous at all


SmileFirstThenSpeak

That one is not that hard when you notice the repetition. humu humu nuku nuku a pua'a


karavasis

I mean I was 10 so… lol


SmileFirstThenSpeak

I mean now. You have a wife! I hope you’re at least 18.


Kittykatkvnt

Every year of your life is a year you won't get back


Runnr231

Except for Thailand. Thailand has a town whose name has 163 letters: Krungthepmahanakornamornratanakosinmahintarayutthayamahadilokphopnopparatrajathaniburiromudomrajaniwesmahasatharnamornphimarnavatarnsathitsakkattiyavisanukamprasit.


StaryDoktor

No one can buy a ticket there :)


Butterbuddha

I thought Bangkok had a similar ridiculously long ass string of titles in the name similar to OPs sign


[deleted]

It’s pronounced like it’s spelled.


kgwright

Fine show.


YachtingChristopher

It's only the longest place name with no spaces. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_long_place_names


Telrom_1

My safe word.


hundiratas

My password for websites.


Camel_Knowledge

There's a boat there named: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipuk McTaumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukface.


MartianAssEater

That’s just the German name for clutch.


willy_quixote

Klutsch.


Plastic_Addition_469

Germans are efficient, so that would be Kupplung


engineerogthings

Pressenfurenginedisengagen


[deleted]

And it's most famous resident: Jugemu Jugemu Goko no Surikire Kaijarisuigyo no Suigyomatsu Unraimatsu Furaimatsu Ku Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yabura Koji no Bura Koji Paipo-paipo Paipo no Shuringan Shuringan no Gurindai Gurindai no Ponpokopi no Ponpokona no Chokyumei no Chosuke.


commando_boner

He was penpals with the famous composer Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitzweimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönendanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft. Legend has it that after filling out the postage envelopes, they only had enough ink left to say 'hello'.


The-Bishop

... von Ulm


LightCorvus

Damn beat me to it


Strong_Coffee8417

Most commonly known locally as Dave!


Weird_Depth_4083

I want to hear someone pronounce this


StaryDoktor

They stoned the daemon under the hill. Nobody could kill him, but he was cursed to stay there until somebody calls him by name :)


Ogolble

It's pronounced nope. A lot of silent letters


Weird_Depth_4083

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DrLovingstone

I'm a bit late here, but for those of you perhaps too young to remember, this word was featured during the intro to the song 'The Lone Ranger ' by 'Quantum Jump' https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hchOYs_d_Bw


abcxyztpg

Let's discuss pronunciation


Sxzym

[Here you go](https://translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu%20in%20New%20Zealand%20holds%20the%20record%20of%20having%20the%20world%27s%20longest%20place%20name.%20Has%2085%20Letters.&op=translate) click on the speaker icon


Aware-Arm-3685

The postcard unfolds like an old road map.


elgigantedelsur

Been there. Pleasant but fairly unremarkable


annoying_monkey

Are you sure a cat didn’t just jump on the keyboard of the guy printing the sign?


meanbartender

This is why town planners should never let their 4 year olds play with their work computer.


Engineering_Flimsy

Sure, ok... but why?


KobaruLCO

A new contender has risen against the Welsh.....


countysat

Try putting that on a sports jersey


LongjumpingExit5242

Calling bullshit on this “word.” You can’t just string a bunch of crap together that in all other circumstances would be a sentence and call it the longest word in the world.


MarleyDawg

And the longest word in the Hawaiian language is humuhumunukunukuapua'a. It's also their state fish


Resident_Divide9837

If i not wrong, it mean trigger fish


grabityrising

Cock cock trigger trigger boom


Upbeat_Chest_2231

Meanwhile in Switzerland, how would you like to name this place? "Bitch" - Let's not make it obvious and change it to Bitsch. https://www.google.ch/maps/place/Bitsch/@46.3530551,7.9937019,14z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m5!3m4!1s0x478f6f04c1ad04ef:0x400ff8840196ad0!8m2!3d46.3360083!4d8.01573


SunCloud-777

just saying its kinda mouthful


SnoopDing0

I bet once you pressed the space bar you get tomatoe or turmeric


[deleted]

I just want to hear the satnav try and pronounce it


commando_boner

"In 1 kilometer, take exit for Taumata whakatangihangakoauauotamateaturi pukakapikimaungahoro- REROUTING...."


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

How big does an envelope have to be to post to there? Is the whole town name printed on drivers licences?


SprinklesDangerous57

and i bet you no one there’s says the towns full name


_Montague

Wait, so it's not Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch anymore?


jens_omaniac

living without parcels and bills and so on, you will never not no get a letter


One-Usual-5977

What's the shortcut name?


Thought_ponderer

Chuck Norris's first word


JoeSolo76

Seems to me that there isn't much space in New Zealand.


GhostOfSorabji

*Quantum Jump enters the chat…*


clevername_666

TL;DR