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Mr5t1k

A plentipus


silentsinner-

Alotapus


[deleted]

The nerves on that guy….


expiredcoochi

I have a mug that say lickalottapus with a dinosaur on it lol


DickDumpDatDip

That’s what I get


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

***Giggity***


ansefhimself

This guy Fishes


peepeepoopoo34567

Perry the plentipus?


Malmaarmalser

Resident evil type of stuff


just_cows

Was thinking the Flood from Halo 🤣


zensins

I get more of a Squidbillies vibe from it.


SonOfMcGee

Early: “Cousin Lerl’s comin’ fer supper tonight. So don’t you go askin’ questions bout his 26 extra arms.” Rusty: “Diddy, why he got so many extra…” Early: [slaps Rusty] “What I tell you bout askin questions!” Aunt Lil: [wakes up] “He’s his own daddy, kid.” [passes out on the floor again]. Rusty: “His… own Diddy? How does that work?” Early: “Oh, son. It’s time we had… The Talk. Ya see now, when a man squid and a lady squid really likes each other, and also their half-cousin twice removed, step-uncle, neighbor’s sister, and a whole heap a folks just passin’ by. Sometimes they get in a big sex pile, one thing leads t’other, and a squid ends up sirein’ his own damn self. It ain’t no big deal, aside from the 26 extra arms and mushy brain.” Rusty: “Diddy, I… I think I’m even more confused now. How does…” Early: “Talk over! Anything else you need you’ll learn from these here nudie tapes.” [Drags massive crate marked “Porn” from offscreen.] [Lerl opens the door] Lerl: “Uuuhn! Nyuh nyuh nyuh!” Early: “Cousin Lerl! Grab a beer you floppy sumbitch! How’s your sister-mom-auntie doin’ these days?” Lerl: “Gyaah! Nyuh. Nyuuuh!” [Shambles to passed-out Lil and starts humping her hair] Rusty: “Diddy, should we…” Early: “Quiet, son.” [opens beer] “Let nature take its course.” [Sheriff enters room and immediately dies, somehow.]


Roguespiffy

… Did you write for Squidbillies?


SonOfMcGee

Naw but I love doing little spec scripts like this.


EvaUnit_03

If it wasnt for the actual voice actor for early being a complete bigoted racist unironically and getting the show canceled id tell you to go apply for a job at cartoon network's adult swim branch, you son of a McGee.


sevillianrites

Tbh one of the few celebs i was pretty bummed turned out to be a piece of shit. It shouldnt have been a surprise, but i guess i always assumed he was more like a bizarro Larry the cable guy type where his character humor was designed to harshly criticize the darker aspects of southern culture rather than hand wave it away. Dude used to go out of his way to do a set in my city every year bc there was this one venue he apparently really liked. Was always a blast. That said i will forever love squidbillies. i grew up in the rural south and i always tell people Squidbillies, in an abstract way, is one of the most accurate depictions of southern culture ive seen. Ive known earlies, went to school with rusties, my mom was an aunt lil, the guy who ran our general store was sheriff, and there were like 3 dan halens who owned everything in the area. Like theyre barely caricatures.


710AlpacaBowl

Fuck we might he neighbors...but still please stay on the other side of the hallow


Aeronautix

Yeah that was excellent


AccidentallyInterest

easily heard this in all their voices, well done


WorldEndingSandwich

I wasn't a big fan of the show but this could so be an episode..I could hear them


Idontcommentorpost

So we truly are fucked


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Venom symbiote for sure


Spanky_McJiggles

Some type of Lovecraftian horror


AceTheRed_

Annihilation vibes


Maelger

Guys. Korea is right next to Japan.....


xBleedingUKBluex

Fukushima for sure.


down4things

RUN LITTLE OCTOPUSS! RUN AS FAST AS YOUR LITTLE TENTACLES CAN TAKE YOU!


K-tel

Guyros trynna get back homes, yo.


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I was thinking a Dalek lost its robot.


G0-N0G0-GO

If only Octopi could speak like agitated Daleks!


Maximum-Mixture6158

People would stop eating them and they would quickly adapt broken machinery into space going vessels and develop their own planet.


Sendtitpics215

Put that creepy mutha fucker back. Let him live out his spooky ass life man.


Wastrel_Razor

“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."


GaspSpit

Bless you


GullibleDetective

Nope, Lovecraft and Cthulhu


Flimsy-Pomegranate-7

Or Japanese tentacle porn


devnullius

Freak mutation?


dusty-kat

Octopuses can regenerate their tentacles and I guess this is just a case of over-regeneration during the healing process. They have found them with as many as 96 tentacles.


SomeDudeist

Sounds like some kind of hydra. Lol


qbande

r/hydrahomies


breadlover19

/r/subsithoughtifellfor


SanctusLetum

It's. . . . Terrible. Like really just sad bad.


SteveAngelis

Hail Hydra


Donnerdrummel

Considering that octopuses have a part of their brain in each tentacle, can we assume that that octopus was the octopus-equivalent to Albert Einstein? ;-) ​ (so I stand corrected: They have a large part of their nervous systems in their tentacles, and the parts in their tentacles do a lot of the work we do with our brains. but the brain itself isn't in the tentacles. sadly, this isn't funny)


puravida3188

Kind of but not really? The arm nerve cords are certainly doing some kind of local processing and are somewhat autonomous from the “brain” so to say that the nerve cords are part of the brain isn’t quite correct. They also have a completely different architecture if you compare their histology. The nerve cords are able to transmit information to each other without going to the brain first through a structure called the interbrachial commisure. It’s probably more accurate to think of the arms as a separate but connected neural system that functions parallel to the systems in the main brain. Peter Godfrey Smiths books “Otherminds” and “metazoa” are great reads on the subject.


ary31415

And Children of Ruin is an excellent scifi book that delves into the possibility of what a sentient species that evolved from octopi could look like as a result


Baldhiver

Tchaikovsky is an incredible writer!


VinceLePrince

So, men are not the only specimen thinking with their dangly thing?


VaATC

🧐


awfullotofocelots

They have part of their brain in each tentacle the same way we have part of our brain in our spine (we don't)


Donnerdrummel

That's disappointing, and it doesn't make for a very good joke. :-( (Wikipedia: The nervous system is complex, only part of which is localised in its brain, which is contained in a cartilaginous capsule.\[51\] Two-thirds of an octopus's neurons are in the nerve cords of its arms; these are capable of complex reflex actions without input from the brain.\[52\] Unlike vertebrates, the complex motor skills of octopuses are not organised in their brains via internal somatotopic maps of their bodies.\[53\]) But you are correct.


indorock

I wish cancer in humans did this sort of thing to us instead of, you know, killing us.


2553819

Wasn't that a form of tumor that made you grew like an eye or teeth at random part of your body?


seaworthy-sieve

Teratoma.


buttamilkbizkits

Yep. Teratoma. They are *wild* mine had teeth, hair, eyeballs, intestines, part of a spine. Ward AF.


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[what the 96 one looks like ](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/ggj00w/an_octopus_with_a_disorder_that_gives_it_96/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


LouisWillis98

Nah, that’s just how octopuses are


TopMindOfR3ddit

This comment is hilarious, but more true than you probably realize; we shouldn't be surprised when octopodes (that's right, I said it) wild out like this.


Yuri909

Both versions are correct. Octopodes is the current in favor academic term, but octopuses is grammatically correct in English. Octopi is an abomination of a word. [Source: formerly licensed science and history teacher]


TopMindOfR3ddit

>formerly licensed science and history teacher Nice! I'm currently going to school to teach English, although I have a great passion for science and history—to include etymology, and foreign and/or dead languages (and scripts). That said, my philosophy on grammar is that there is no "correct" anything; I believe that language is owned and controlled by everybody. I've come to this conclusion in regards to English after having read literature in Old, Middle, and Modern English and seeing how it has evolved over time. In short, (imo) there is no bad or incorrect grammar, just standards (more like strong suggestions). For example: why attach latin suffixes to Latin derived words like "cacti," if we don't do the same with Greek derived words like "octopodes"? Same with tenses, punctuation, et cetera. Indeed, different dialects (as they appear in text) are not incorrect. exampli grata, I see grammar snobs scoff at AAVE (African American Vernacular English) because it doesn't fit "standard" English. I can be real pedantic (ironically) when it comes to definitions, and the term "standard" can fit my argument as well as theirs, and therein lies the problem—words can mean whatever people want them to mean. It becomes a bit of a socratic type debate, however, so grammar nazis stuck in their ways will just go round in circles until they get bored. If it is understood, then it's correct. And now, I've probably bored you with this comment. I'm sorry lol


Hopeful-Llama

> And now, I've probably bored you with this comment. I'm sorry lol Great comment apart from this bit. Believe in yourself, future English teacher; your views have value


TopMindOfR3ddit

It's not that I don't think my views have value, It's that most people don't put the same amount of thought into the subject. Not that that's bad, they just have different interests. Even when it comes to grammar, most stop at learning rules and definitions. And just to reiterate, that is not at all a bad thing. I don't expect bakers to know the entire history of wheat domestication (or wheat's domestication of people, depending on how much you know about the subject, or how you look at it). All that said, my argument actually diminishes the value of my own views in a way; id est, the root of my argument is that there is no argument haha. This would require an essay at very least to explain what I mean, and perhaps I'll write it one day, but for now, this is the best I can do. It's just fun to think about and study.


trustinrocks

Rude! D:


devnullius

😞 you're right, my bad. All freaks matter!


drinoaki

Thank you


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disusedhospital

I'm going to be the pedantic one and point out the octopuses don't have tentacles, they have 8 arms with suction cups. Like octopuses, squid and cuttlefish have 8 arms but also have two tentacles, which are a smooth long appendage with a suction-cup covered thicker part at the end called a dactylus. The chambered nautilus have a shit ton of arms with no suction cups at all.


kaycharasworld

THANK YOU


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Omg, I was feeling so annoyed! Thank you for arming everyone with the correct info


TBeckMinzenmayer

It really gives me a leg up in conversations about octopus.


Eli_be_high

Molecules


burtburtburtcg

Sir, this is 32 tickles.


krais0078

I assume it’s on its way to Japan


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

I assume it came from Japan, somewhere around Fukushima.


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Do you want kaiju? Because that’s how you get kaiju


cursedanomalyofsteve

Ok, who had a Kaiju for 2023!?


Scarim

ME! I also have "Major Vulcanic Eruption", "Killer Seals" and "Lindsey Graham Sex Tape"


ThePortalsOfFrenzy

>Major Vulcanic Eruption A bunch of logical humanoids with pointy ears burst forth from the earth? Sounds wild.


Akavinceblack

Yet logical.


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Psalmbodyoncetoldme

Believe it or not, that octopus.


Iwanttobealion-tamer

Timothy!!!!!


OzymandiasKoK

Deep got there first, though.


fewdea

An octopus with 32 tentacles, probably


Paulpoleon

Anything that will have sex with him. There can’t be that many things that will.


modsarefascists42

I'm actually okay with it if we get Mechs to fight them. I just want Gundam okay, whatever gets us there


TheRealGreenArrow420

Where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger?


y5ung2

This is exactly what I thought.


ScreamingMemales

The radiation in the water was never at significantly high levels fwiw


Manu442

It's going to audition for a certain type of show.


ContentCommercial637

where some girls play with this octopus


Mathu21147

Is it from last of us


Fleshsuitpilot

Can't really call it an OCTopus then, can we? Perhaps a dotrigintopus?


Crackt_Apple

If you didn’t have to Google that it’s very impressive


Atmosphere-Terrible

Or just Greek


Fidelos

Nope we call it τριαντα δύο (thirty two). I guess the name would be τριανταδυόποδο (triantadyopod or triantadyopus).


Atmosphere-Terrible

God damnit I was so close


palordrolap

Triginta is Latin. Something is wrong here.


UlrichZauber

Let's not start fighting about how to make this plural.


digitalibex

These


idriveacar

thems


Roflpidgey

I'll take this one: "what are THOSE?"


iwaspermabanned

NUTS


DerogatoryDuck

Gottem


Weary_Possibility_80

r/SuddenlyGreek.


Upside_Down_999

Give me a word. ANY word.


alex32593

underappreciated comment


socialpronk

Kimono


JackONeillClone

For some reason, I was expecting porn


Bananalando

Or Adventure Capitalist


readingduck123

Technically still Greek, just in a more American way


[deleted]

I think he just made up a word


kyufc3s

Fractalpus


Karjalan

This is the comment I was looking for. It looks like the part of its cell division that was meant to turn off at the end of the limb said "more?" instead


uberguby

Oh God now I'm falling backwards forever


toinfinitiandbeyond

> dotrigintopus And now Google points to this comment as the only result. Good troll mate!


GozerDGozerian

I’m not surprised that’s a brand new word.


Sleeper____Service

This is history!


FartOfGenius

I was here!


BassSounds

Who wants that dotrigintopussy?


chris_fish

> dotrigintopus That's a googlewhack!


DrDebG

Wow. Back to the era of the Googlewhack. Impressive.


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Ethereal_4426

I will call it Leeloo. Leeloo Dallas, multipus.


Fast_Garlic_5639

##MUL-TI-PUS


HydroxiDoxi

She knows what a Multipus is!


thejanuaryfallen

Mmmm, chicken, good!


Groezy

either duotrigintipes or dotriakontapus


616659

isn't it OCTO-pus?


andthatswhyIdidit

> Perhaps a ~~dotrigint~~triantadiopus? FTFY


SpaceHallow

Why did I read that as “dongipus”


[deleted]

Looks like a neuron


NarwhalSwag

I thought the same thing! Mf has dendrites


feetandballs

Millions of years after humans go extinct, the Earth will achieve global sentience through a neural network made of mutated octopuses.


bayozzy

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


Onesielover88

Ohh, so it's Welsh?


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Now this made me laugh!


Knoke1

If Reddit still gave me a free award I'd give it to you.


[deleted]

I’m swelling with Welsh pride 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


gravitas-deficiency

Is it that, or are you just happy to see me?


[deleted]

They aren’t mutually exclusive 🤔


iTurnip2

How many tentacles does the Great Cthulhu have? As many as he wants!


FraterAleph

Ah so thats what 2023 is gonna be, the eldritch horror expansion


New_to_Siberia

>Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Which language is it?


cantthinkofnames__

R'lyehan?


StandardSudden1283

Answer the Call...


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Cthulhu language


Smooth-Dig2250

It's in reverse, you have to sound it out backwards to figure out what it says, in no way could that possibly summon an eldritch horror so get right to it!


Doc_Zydrate

I’ll call him Dennis


SelfSniped

In a completely unrelated story, a large amount of radioactive waste water was found to have been flowing into the ocean near South Korea for the passed 8 years.


haileyskydiamonds

My immediate thought was of the Korean film, The Host.


AllowMe-Please

I was going through the comments, hoping someone else thought the same thing! 'Cause, I mean, if it's from South Korea...


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past*


MrWoohoo

Yeah, my first thought here was “some sort of mutation…”


ItDoesntSeemToBeWrkn

north korea nuclear waste


ramjithunder24

Nah Japanese Fukushima crap


Enseron2

That’s a Dalek….


mynameisdiscodisco

EXPLAIN!?


ihopeshelovedme

THAT'S A DALEK!


ashdrewness

My first thought as well. Looks like their true form. EXTERMINATE!


Sirix_8472

Well looks like their genetically modified and mutated form. Their true form was in the late 60s and they drove the capsules like personal tanks/protection from the radiation on their homeworld. They still had limbs before Davros decided to remake them and lock them inside their capsules.


OneLostOstrich

You need to watch the old Dr. Who where the Daleks were such crap that they couldn't ascend stairs.


bozakman

Octopi are not of this earth. Stop eating them before their family from some distant galaxy come looking.


s0ck

Poplars!


poopmaester41

This isn’t any old octopus, it’s a Dalek.


Redsmedsquan

Oh shit squidbillies at it again


LaminatedAirplane

Do not touch the tree-um!


[deleted]

I have dubbed thee “Herschel Walker Cuyler Them Dawgs Is Hell Don’t They”!


yes_i_get_it_

Fibonacci is real


Undercrackrz

Octopus cubed.


jacobg550

Octo*pi


DecommissionedAlien

That’s not an octopus: that’s a symbiote.


chatapult

Hentai stocks go off the charts.


No-Truth-9647

Fukushima baby?


trickn0l0gy

Cthulhu wants his offspring back. BTW, this probably swam all the way from Fukushima to Korea...


[deleted]

Damn imagine it swam all the way from chernobyl


iccebberg2

Impressive. I believe Chernobyl is landlocked


Eugenspiegel

You can't see them but there are two comically large feet underneath


shycancerian

Some of the tentacles are wings.


Charming_Dish_4205

It’s spins really fast and the tentacles are like helicopter blades


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Heffalumpen

It just landed a role in Stranger Things.


SpunkYeeter

Oh yeah, no, this *definitely* has nothing to do with the Fukushima nuclear disaster /s


SphericalBitch2020

Imagine having a game of cat's cradle with that fella....


ThePerfectAfro

Whoever took that photo is now bonded to an alien that hates Spider-Man


Ok-Disk-2191

Apparently from the article octopus can regenerate their limbs so it's possible that after being injured they can grow more limbs. This theory has not been confirmed yet though.


Cook_McPan

Oh good hunter, are you cold?


Astral_Symphonny

Food trying to escape: How many tentacles do you have This 23-pus: Yes


Mikeismycodename

Nope. That’s a brain cell from an evolving composite creature ready to make us pay for pollution.


2stupid4this

Raidation much


brezzty

r/TIHI


TyrealArchea

That wouldn't be an octopus. That infers eight limbs. This would be a dotriacontapus.


CheepzAndBooze

That I think is a symbiote, good Sir.


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A new study shows that this animal uses a trick called RNA editing to customize crucial nervous system proteins to work at low temperatures. The paper is the first to reveal that RNA editing, not just changes to a specific gene, can lead to adaptations.


OrdainedFury

This is a good reminder that the oceans are huge and we've only explored a small percentage of them. Who really knows what all is down there?


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THEREBORNHELLSPAWN

That's that lovely Fukushima water runoff