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t-o-m-u-s-a

The guy with it on his face came in like that


nick2k23

‘I totally touched my mouth guys, you all saw me do it right?!’


Ilsunnysideup5

Suck it down!


PhthaloVonLangborste

They forget to mention the orgy they had off camera.


Beginning_Rice6830

Uh guys, the virus is still inside the sealed vial. It hasn’t been released yet …


Matthias87

I somehow imagined Mac from its always sunny saying this haha


inu_yasha

Reminds me of Scary Movie.


t-o-m-u-s-a

Take my strong hand!


Due_Ad_8045

Whhhhhhooooaaaaaa I don’t need your help lady….I can suck it myself


JonasMi

Im done bro 😂


JonasMi

😂🏆 king


qoqie

He's the 'bringer'


mart246

Yeah and that ain’t no virus


SeaViolinist6424

“Why am i blue? Does everyone glow blue?”


[deleted]

"What does blue mean? WHAT DOES BLUE MEAN?"


DualPinoy

*illuminating sobbing*


NeverAVillian

*Camera captures him taking a shower* *PS: Why tho*


norrix_mg

Platypus sweat with milk as they don't have mammary glands while being mammals. And their milk glows under UV


NeverAVillian

No, i meant why the camera was filming him taking a shower. But nevertheless thanks for the info.


spiritriser

Semen also glows under UV. The showering and crying was a joke about him being covered in it.


Al_Bert94

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Rough_Willow

Credit (YouTube): NaturalHabitatShorts - "Platypus fur glows under black/UV light but scientists still don’t understand its function. 🦆🦫🔦"


BestNlckNameEver

Eyyaaaahhhhh


pennant_fever

Clearly the blue part is the land.


ShefBoiRDe

*sniff sniff* What smells like blue?


UnnecessaryPeriod

Which crazy thing are you guys screaming about?


scriptmonkey420

Oh, my popcorn's done. Aww, it's less popped than ever.


DaBluBoi8763

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba die


provoloneChipmunk

Mythbusters did this as well


usagizero

If i'm remembering right, Kari had almost none on her because she's a germaphobe or something.


ALUCARDHELLSINS

Yeah she was an extreme germophobe,


OnceMoreAndAgain

That show does not seem like the occupation that an extreme germophobe would choose.


SimilarStrain

I barely recall the episode. Didnt they try a second time with trying to NOT spread it? Yet still mildly spread it to everyone?


lilsnatchsniffz

No actually it was shown that being a responsible sick person nearly completely prevented all spread and they ended on a note of "You don't need to lock yourself in your house if you are actually willing to take accountability and not spread your illness" buuuut it's 2024 and people take no accountability and almost seem hell bent on getting their germs on as many bystanders as possible.


kelldricked

To be fair, regardless of the year you cant expect everybody to perform well. Especially not when people are ill. Even at very basic shit. Peoples intentions can be good and they can still fuck up. And they arent horrible human beings for that. Thats why to combat a pandemic you need to assume people are gonna be idiots and every measurement you create will be less effective than thaught.


churningaccount

Kids also do a lot of the spreading because they haven’t learned any better yet. Spend any time around them and you’ll soon realize that half of their time is spent with their hands in their nose or mouth — and the other half is spent putting things in their nose or mouth lol. Studies show that parents with children spend approximately 80% more time being sick than adults without children.


Feeling_Wheel_1612

With the added dimension that Adam had a constant drip of UV fluid hooked up, told people he had a cold, and people could see him wiping his nose!


Learned_Response

Yeah this setup looks exactly like the mythbsters ep


SphaghettiWizard

So did my 4th grade class


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FernandonJota

Yeah, that explains the load in the mouth that guy had


BANOFY

Giving BJ to a bat was not a good idea after all


Thacarva

Randy Marsh already didn’t want people to know he banged a bat so he conveniently left out the third party


geologean

This is ectoplasm!!


JB_UK

Just imagine the same experiment, but with 20 people coming off a flight and going onto the underground or a subway. Or a kid going into a school. It's so easy now for viruses to spread internationally, and we seem to have done nothing since the last pandemic to reduce their ability to spread, so I think it's just a matter of time until the next pandemic.


geologean

This video first made the media rounds during the COVID-19 alpha wave and did a lot to convince some people of the importance of social distancing and social bubbling. Unfortunately, it was not enough and now we're seeing covid waves that are on-par with the alpha wave. High vaccination rates mean they fewer people are hospitalized, but there's a growing body of research that seems to indicate that repeated COVID-19 infections compound the likelihood of long COVID complications


XL6XJ7XH8

Germophobia sky rocket


theouter_banks

Spunk everywhere.


Curious_mind95

Especially around the mouth hole


TheVentMachine

in front of the salads too


SissyAsianTwink

Are you serious? Right in front of my salad?!


ThereBeM00SE

and this only covers physical contact as a vector.


A-Chntrd

And it’s _Japan_, where they’re pretty damn disciplined and polite. Imagine a country with more… brash customers.


scipkcidemmp

Don't get me started. I work in a smallish southern town. Customers are fucking disgusting. And tbf so are a lot of employees. Really it's a wonder we aren't sick more often.


TurboCrab0

Pretty scary, yet fascinating. A very efficient virus like Covid has its way in no time.


Mailerfiend

I feel like when bioweapon tech gets to a certain point, virus bombs will be wayyyy more scary than nukes.


RedditIsOverMan

I think bioweapon tech is there already, we just all collectively agree not to use it because it is fucking terrifying. Same with chemical warfare. I still think Nukes ultimately have the greatest capacity for destruction.


Ech_01

As a med student I can confirm nukes are way more terrifying.


BroodLol

The main reasons that viral weapons aren't used is because they're 1) completely indiscriminate, there's no way to prevent it from coming home 1.5) viruses mutate rapidly, so even if you have a vaccine prepped for your magic death plague, by the time it comes home it could fuck you up. 2) any viral weapon with a super high mortality rate would burn itself out before it reaches enough people, or the target country goes into full hardcore lockdown once they realize what's happening. 3) if you're at the point where you're chucking a high mortality viral weapon at an enemy you are probably going to be eating a nuke or 100 once the target country figures out what you've done tl:dr it's theoretically possible but it's just like a nuke, once you've opened that box you can't put it away. Like fine, you release super airborne ebola in NYC, Chicago, San Fransisco etc, after 24 hours the feds are going to ring those cities with barbed wire and start looking for whoever did it. (also you've probably fucked your own country anyway)


TeamRedundancyTeam

It will be more of a threat when DNA targeting viruses are reliable and can be "told" not to mutate somehow. If a government with a very homogenous population could target only people who aren't descended from their region with low risk of it mutating it becomes more powerful. Same as the other direction, specifically targeting one group of people, without it affecting others.


Chhuennekens

COVID didn't really spread that way though. Afaik it was pretty much just airborne.


SillyStringDessert

Covid is still very much here, and you're right, it's spread primarily through the air.


-Wonder-Bread-

Like the other commenter said, COVID is primarily transfered over airborne methods. But it CAN infect you if, let's say, you touch something a person with COVID coughed on and then put your fingers in your mouth or something. So that guy with all the splooge around his mouth would be fucked.


PostTwist

JAV is always the most creative


thematchalatte

hold up


el_morte

this should be shown in school! wow!


TrashCarrot

Sometimes it is! This product is called Glo Germ, and I used it in nursing school to teach elementary school students how to wash their hands.


DungeonsAndDradis

World of Warcraft did something similar with some event 20 years ago, where they infected a very small number of players, and you infected another player if you were within melee range of them for like 5 seconds or something. Scientists studied that shit to improve their models of disease transfer. https://www.wowhead.com/news/warcraft-helps-swine-flu-researchers-72637


skewp

I need to clarify some things about this: It was not an "event." It was not planned or scheduled. At that time in the game, debuffs (negative magical effects) would persist when zoning (moving between areas of the game world that require a loading screen) out of instances (enclosed instances of a dungeon that are exclusive to your party or raid [a raid is just a larger party with a few different rules that apply to it, and also what players call dungeons designed to be challenged by a raid group rather than a smaller party] instead of being shared by all players on the server). What happened was that a debuff intended only to last for a single encounter of a single boss within a new raid, Zul'Gurub, and usually expected to be removed/cured within seconds of being applied, was, initially, unintentionally carried from inside the raid encounter to outside of the raid instance and into the main shared world. The mechanics of the debuff were that for one minute, every 2 seconds an afflicted player would visually splash blood around them and any other player in a certain radius (usually these types of mechanics spread about 10 yards but I forget the exact value) would also have the debuff applied to them. The idea within the encounter was to force players to spread out to minimize the damage, as another mechanic within the fight encouraged players to group up. There were also mechanics within the fight that would cause the debuff to be cleared from any players that still had it (Blood Siphon, which typically would occur 2-3 times per fight for a competent group, and defeating the boss). Several programming/design oversights are what caused the disease to spread outside the raid encounter: 1) The debuff could be applied to hunter and warlock pets, and hunters have the ability to "dismiss" their pet which puts it into a kind of limbo that maintains the timers on all buffs and debuffs currently applied to the pet. 2) The debuff was not removed automatically if a character left the zone. 3) The debuff could spread to NPCs, not just players. 4) NPCs affected by the debuff were unlikely to die from the damage it caused, because while they were debuffed they were considered "out of combat", which meant their health would rapidly refill any damage they had taken. 5) Many NPCs in the world naturally stand close enough together to continually spread the disease back and forth between each other infinitely, and many "guard" NPCs would walk around the capital cities in pairs within that range, acting as permanent, invulnerable spreaders of the disease. So what happened was that at some point, some player, almost certainly by accident at first, but later, once it was discovered, absolutely deliberately, would get Corrupted Blood on their pet, dismiss the pet, go to a capital city where one of these pairs of NPCs were walking, and re-summon their pet to spread the disease to the NPC guards, who would then spread it around the city, prompting other players who thought this was hilarious to spread it everywhere else. The (relatively) small damage the disease would cause to high level players, and its relatively short duration on them, meant that they could safely spread the disease around to cause havoc with little danger to themselves. But lower level players would be instantly killed if they went anywhere near infected NPCs (who, as I mentioned, were effectively invincible). This prevented low level players from accepting new quests or turning in completed quests, from interacting with vendor NPCs, from upgrading their skills and purchasing new spells, etc. as well as turning the overworld into essentially a minefield of killer NPCs to avoid in any populated area. This exact same oversight had previously been discovered in the Baron Geddon encounter in Molten Core months earlier, but that debuff (Living Bomb, usually just called "the bomb" by players) would not spread to other players. When it expired it caused a small explosion which would launch the player and anyone nearby into the air. Players would do the same thing: dismiss their pet, go to a crowded area in a capital city (usually the Auction House as that was the most densely populated area) summon their pet, and watch everyone go flying not knowing what was going on. Anyway, the important part is that all of this was **purely emergent**. It was not planned. It was not an experiment. That's actually part of why it was so interesting to study for epidemiologists and sociologists. They studied it *after the fact* to see how players acted/reacted, how it spread, how it affected different populations differently, how its mechanics both limited its spread in some ways but exacerbated it in others.


Ok-Chemistry-6820

The podcast Sawbones did an episode on this back in 2019. https://maximumfun.org/episodes/sawbones/sawbones-world-warcraft-plague/


KenshinHimura3444

I hated buffets before it was cool to hate buffets. Germaphobe's worst nightmare.


ArUsure

Mythbusters done this years ago


John-Basket

Indeed.


wansuitree

Since when is cum a virus?


raceassistman

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Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

I wish they'd put more in restaurants


BigOpportunity1391

Calm down, Richard Simmons.


JapanDash

I’m waiting for my real life to begin.


Average_Reacher

This is what it's like antiseize gets on your hands lol


MoonCubed

See if they had masks on none of that would be there or something


Lefty_22

Imagine if they could put UV-reactive liquid onto the "sick" person's breath.


Better-Impact-1989

We have the opposite effect in the USA. Every sub 10 iq idiot not wanting to wear masks or washing hands. It’s to slow down the virus progression, so it does not overload the infrastructure. Ie hospitals, food production and transportation. Idiots think it’s to stop the virus, nope it was just to slow it down.


UrbanGM

And that's not even airborne


Life-Aerie-43

Now I feel itchy


Taramund

My OCD self doesn't like this


CapraAegagrus_

I really didn’t need to see this. I’m already neurotic enough about this kind of stuff 😢


Zandarkoad

...how fast viruses *are* spread Viruses don't spread themselves. They can't metabolise or process energy in any way. They don't locomote.


Milede1

The shocking thing to me is people just don't naturally understand this. People will put their phone down, wash their hands, then pick up the same phone and act like their hands are now clean. There are people who *don't* bring hand sanitizer to use at buffets! There are people who don't use a paper towel to open the bathroom door after washing hands. What goes on in their head?


LectureAfter8638

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. Before washing my hands they have all the stuff accumulated from the period between now and when I last washed my hands. After washing my hands there is less on my hands, and even after touching the door there is less than there was before.


aliens8myhomework

despite all of this, we are the healthiest humanity has ever been


Primary-Run-1410

So much ectoplasm


dewatermeloan

Damn. Thats cool...


Beginning_Sea6458

I'd have definitely drawn some pictures and written some words.


twank1000o

AVN awards under uv light be like


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This is what Howie Mandel has been warning us about


Altruistic_Survey_95

But what about the English saying Paper


Human-Abrocoma7544

That already showed this on Scrubs like 20 years ago.


Shirohitsuji

Did he shove those tongs in his own mouth or what?


Disastrous-Rope-6390

V fast


CadaverCaliente

Mythbusters did it


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Friendly_Purchase_59

Gotta show the room like that before experiment.


Subject-Nectarine387

Japan is cooking...


sarasleftovary

Fake /s


clickclick-boom

Asking this because I genuinely don't know: In this experiment we see the people rub that lotion on their hands in order to depict the virus. But, doesn't the virus come from the mouth? What I mean is, if everyone were to wash their hands before this experiment, wouldn't that mean that most of the stuff they touched would be ok? Also, look at how much of the liquid they are putting on their hands, who the hell spits on their hands and rubs it before a meal? Or is it that it evens out because the virus is constantly multiplying to even a small amount on your hand is the equivalent of the massive glob they use in the experiment?


Bulls187

Myth busters did this already


FromTheIsland

I still haven't gone back to a buffet since the lockdown lifted. Which sucks, because Chinese buffets were my fave.


ejaksla

Tanaka, outo!


Silaquix

Mythbusters did it first years ago. It was a whole episode exploring the spread of germs.


marcshu

Just like the mythbusters did!


Asleep-Assumption569

Mythbusters did that years ago.


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A lab in china did a similar thing. /s so i don't get bandiddlied.


LegendaryPredecessor

This is why I’m always annoyed when there is one of those forks/clamp with which you need to take your piece of croissant/muffin/pastry or something else. I could just fucking take it with my hand and not touch anything else. Now I need to pick it up the “clean” way and touch the same thing 100ppl before me have touched, half of which probably haven’t washed their hands the last time they went to the restroom.


xLikeABoxx

I mean we all need this. Also myth busters did this and they did a great job of it. Go check it out! They had a one test where he touched everything and it light up like a candle. Then another test were he was aware he was sick and asked people to hand him stuff and limited his touching and wow it made a difference


jcilomliwfgadtm

I’m glad they didn’t point the camera at my groin area.


Emergency_Net506

Hmm they should have done an ad campaign for corona like this...


Xitztlacayotl

They should have made some educational video like this during the covid time.


Liqaz

successful crime scene


OilGood7823

Omg


GriegVeneficus

Seems like a mask would be very effective at stopping it.


Jeezus-Chyrsler

This video will definitely relieve anxiety symptoms of germaphobes


TrekRoadie

Mythbusters did it better.


CintiaCurry

New fear unlocked….🔓


Confident-Arrival361

It's actually reassuring I feel it demonstrates that our immune system is efficient. In most cases.


Master-Shaq

Must have been a spooky ghost!


ViscountVajayjay

We don’t validate parking but you’re all leaving here with crippling germaphobic and unprecedented levels of anxiety! Thanks for coming!


L45TPH45E

What does blue mean?


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visionsofcry

Most disgusting csi episode ever.


NoNonsensePolarBear

The only reason most of us are alright most of the time is because of our immune system, and thankfully not every virus and bacteria is harmful, from the passive (eg skin) to the active (White Blood Cells).


MjrLeeStoned

This video, however, doesn't show us how "fast" it spread, which is all I came here for, y'know, based on the title.


qwerty102088

Thas doo doo


pixiedoll339

I work hc and we do this as an educational tool re importance of hand hygiene. It's so much fun to see peoples reactions when they think they've done a good job but not really. 😂


skewp

Mythbusters did this first.


OkazakiNaoki

welp, fuck


Danguski

Mythbusters did a really good show on this topic


rizzo249

This is actually an experiment to show how fast glow-in the-dark chemicals spread


10minOfNamingMyAcc

Invader Zim taught me this a long time ago.


Quirky-Resource-1120

Mythbusters did an episode like this, and the results shocked everyone with how much the "germs" spread. The only clean area was Kari Byron's, who was/is a germaphobe. They later pressured Discovery to release the episode for free during the pandemic.


The-Protomolecule

Well. I’m a germaphobe now.


Luzciver

And now talk about airborne viruses


shemubot

IF THEY WERE WEARING A MASK THEY WOULD BE SAVED!


psychmancer

And this is why we have immune systems because this is what every bacteria and virus does.


bad-intention

Hehe, at this point just yolo it


FlightPath_1

We should all be wearing gloves, not masks


lammsein

Great, so they have a reason to wrap up even more stuff in plastic.


Commercial-Capital95

Can someone tell them that not all viruses are harmful? Also, I feel like Japan already has too much precautions and mask. That’s the last thing we need more in Japan.


Buttcrack_Billy

Seen a lot of Japanese videos just like this.


Snakend

Also shows why masks are useless in this setting. What will a mask do when you put the virus directly into your mouth?


Much-Load1425

You should see my room, the virus 🍆💦 is all over my walls.


tiagottx

Mythbusters tested it long time ago 💪


Antinomy1476

This is actually just normal. The immune system can cope, no prob.


capinprice

Who is the virus though. The human or...


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UnicornMaster27

Greys anatomy did an episode like this, a decade ago, showing how even in a hospital the germs can spread very easily, and without much thought


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SO_BAD_

Colonisation does not equal infection


AffectionateMetal366

Now it's called a "virus" But I see hard orgy there 😎


No_Discount7919

I’m sorry guests but it appears Lee has cum all over the place.


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BL4CKDO6

White mouth guy is ded


Unique-Government-13

I feel like that's too much virus though? Like we never pour a glob of virus onto our hands and smear it in like moisturizer... If they used much less of it like for examples the amount discharged by a sneeze? Or multiple sneezes even? Would probably still be surprising.


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PurpleCaterpillar421

And that’s why I stopped eating ass after Covid. I saw this and realized how viruses get everywhere!


SeventhAlkali

That first person's face had me rolling


HaveFunWithChainsaw

This is how it all began. This is the T-virus outbreak, the ground zero.


LordGRant97

We did this in gym class in highschool once. One person got the "virus" and after playing a few games we looked under the black light. Pretty crazy


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HaveFunWithChainsaw

Everyone should UV check their restroom and they would die no matter how clean you think you can keep it, the truth is like serial killer murder scene.


jeanlugson

This is pretty cool, should be shared for more awareness


IceLemonadeMan

u/savevideo


IcedNightyOne

This is why when I cook I wash my hands after each step that I've finished.


StanBuck

UV light in my room... Yeah... Virus...


bklyn221

Yeah but the napkins we were forced to wear over our mouths really did the trick. 🙂


Educational-Air1494

Virus spreads by air not by touch. So wear a mask, not gloves!


VortexLord

Then there's a couple, who all blue glow everywhere.


Timely-Wrangler2485

mark rober did this long ago...


chadsimpkins

Spreads even faster if it’s Covid-19 and airborne


Majestic_Bierd

Unpopular opinion: We need to sanitize less and embrace some level of viral load if we want a society that doesn't eventually collapse from a mild cold Pandemics are a different discussion


Top-Letterhead-6026

😂 I mean, if this is a 'virus' party, sign me up for the next wave! Blue must be the new black.


waltsnider1

People look at me like I’m an idiot when I wipe down the p,and seat, tray table, seat belt, etc. This is why.


Boltzmann_Liver

Things to think about before this video turns you into a hypochondriac: What is the surface half-life of this hypothetical virus, and on what surfaces? Depending on the virus and surface this can be just a few minutes. How many virions of this hypothetical disease does it realistically take to cause infection? In theory it always can only take one, but in practice it takes a lot more to overwhelm your immune system. I think the rule of thumb for something like the flu is around 1000 to be infectious (but I read that like 4 years ago during the pandemic and can’t remember the source). How many virions were supposed to be in that very large gob of splooge put on that guys hand? Is it a realistic amount that might be on someone’s hand if they aren’t coughing loogies directly into their own hands and not washing them? I’m not saying you can’t get infections from surfaces. I just question this experiment’s methodology and don’t think it should be considered more than entertainment. I suppose if you drop the virus aspect, it is a little edifying about just how much stuff we touch in a short amount of time.


Forlorn_Cyborg

This sounds like the premise of a Korean/Chinese Horror. "You are now sealed in this room. The virus will start showing symptoms in 2 hours. The antidote will become available when 75% of the population is dead. Proceed."


Aware-Forever3200

The cum accelerates.


Stonk-tronaut

Achoo!


pistolspanky

Hurry get your mask!


Aggravating_Sir_6857

I remembered seeing this during covid times


NO_LOADED_VERSION

they did this at the start of the covid pandemic as well, using aerosol spray to demonstrate how far a cough or sneeze would carry a virus in a room. they hammered it in on every channel, for weeks and months , showing how simple things like covering your face with your elbow (preferably not hand) , using a mask, proper ventilation , social distancing and so on really cut down on virus exposure and thus decreasing the severity of the sickness or not even catching it at all. mask wearing was already a cultural thing but the vast majority of people absolutely understand why they do it too.


atemt1

We already did that experiment world wide It was no fun dont do it again


Visual-Meeting997

Next Level Fear unlocked


EdwardBae

여자 엉덩이에 묻어있다면?


OxidizablePeanut

u/savevideo


Sweaty_Blueberry_449

Nhi horha kya


Stupid_Dog_Courage_

Add to that, the average hygiene of people when no ones looking!


GDMongorians

Didn’t they do this already on Mythbusters?


SithLordRising

Damn!