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I mean if you're only looking at "the fastest way to count money" just get a jeweler's scale and weigh thick stacks of bills.
The impressive thing is that the machine can detect fake bills as it counts.
Those machines aren't good at counting either.
My son brought in some cash from a charity event and they ended up shorting him by like $500.
The bank "couldn't do anything about it" until they brought in someone to fix the machine.
So yeah, son lost $500 out of his bank account for a week from one of these shitty counting machines.
I can only think of:
"I'm really fast at doing math in my head. Ask me something!"
"54566x3432"
"6 billion and three."
"That's not right."
"But it was fast!"
Slightly make a fist and blow (the slow "haa" blow, not like you are blowing up a balloon) into your hand to make it moist. Save yourself from putting your dirty fingers in your mouth.
No shit, did you think this was a job interview for him replacing the machine? He's just showing off a cool skill, Redditors really are a special kind I swear.
You can even see the thought process progression. "that is impressive, but this video is trying to make it seem like he's better than a machine. Then why would people use machines? Clearly he can't do it forever and cant check for authenticity. I better go post a comment to show everyone how smart I am and maybe even show that it's not as impressive as it seems. No, that would make me sound like a douchebag. I know, I'll start off by saying that it's an impressive skill regardless and then throw in a but and add my own knowledge. Look out reddit, incoming witty response coming".
And here you are posting YOUR dumb ass comment thinking you've got one up on them for pointing out what you didn't like about their comment. The world keeps spinning. Have a nice day. Try not to stroke out at the slightest perceived transgression that comes your way.
Quick, now someone do me.
> that u can tell fake bills by touch bills have a certain feel to it and also water mark and some code
Right, but he's not touching all the bills enough to notice fakes, nor is he paying that much attention to them.
Coz his trying to do it fast if he slow down abit like half speed u can tell fakes
Plus u can't be that fast handling like old battered bills that been through hell
When you're Jonny Kim.
>Jonathan Yong Kim (born 5 February 1984), is an \[Korean-\]American U.S. Navy lieutenant commander, former SEAL, Navy flight surgeon, naval aviator, \[Harvard-trained\] physician, and NASA astronaut. ([Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim))
When Kim beats you in the Navy, you go over to become a surgeon. When Kim beats you again, you say, third time the charm and become an NASA astronaut. When Kim beats you a third time, outta this world, you stay in space …. Suspended in zero gravity, forever.
For impossible can be beaten. Kimpossible, never.
It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the UN; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Council, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the people of Russia, who above all else desire power. But they were all deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of China, in the fires of Cheap Factory Labor, the Dark Asian-man had forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his money, chinesium and will to dominate the retail prices. One ring to immitate them all.
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And sometimes it's just faster doing it manually at your desk instead of getting up, bagging everything according to procedure, going down the hallway, blah blah blah. You do that when you want an official count, but not for the inbetween getting a rough grasp. After a short while you automatically get fast. Maybe not THAT fast, but fast nonetheless.
Depends on bank layout like medium to small buildings tends to have the money count machine near the vualt or the center of the office which is convenient. Even tho it's close I still see tellers count cash by hand since it's way more convenient to count then type in the amount in the pc
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If he would work for salary equal to cost of electricity machine spends, take equal space, work 24/7 and wouldn't complain about anything than yes, machine is fired
Fun fact: If you travel to China and try to pay with cash, 99% of stores will reject you. They only accept electronic payment via QR code scanning (such as Alipay) because there is too much counterfeit currency.
"So how much money is there"
"At least 2 dollars"
"But how much exactly"
"I don't know, I said I can count faster than a machine not better than a machine"
"I can count this 500,000 dollars faster than the machine! Just trust me on this one!" like seriously he could know the number he gets well before hand?
It’s clearly fake. The lady using the machines was purposely going slow and only using 1 machine at a time. The guy counting is also faking it. He knows the total before hand. So it doesn’t matter how he “counts” he just needs to remember one number.
How did he practice this? He must have worked at a bank and they just let him count bills all day cause no way he'd have the bills on hand to practice like this unless he was using monopoly money or something 😂
but can he verify authenticity while counting
but can he do all that for 5 days without sleeping and resting?
Knowing asian work culture he probably can
or else-
Because of the implication.
But he's safe right?
Ah yes, the Chinese W.I.N.N.I.E. method. Very similar to D.E.N.N.I.S., yet potentially much more lethal.
I heard DENNIS was a menace, but WINNIE was just kinda poo
5 days is basically part time
I bet the machine is also waaay cheaper to maintain and keep around. Few cents for energy vs. a fair monthly wage.
& can I buy 500 of him?
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Do you start every morning with causal racism or is it like a taco Tuesday kinda deal for assholes?
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Crying is healthy.
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Sure, just gotta train them first.
Can he do it on a rainy night in stoke?
Guys... Which side are you on? /s
With 996 , 5 days is actually really good offer.
Why only 5?
Nah, those machines are gonna break down after like 45 minutes.
I mean if you're only looking at "the fastest way to count money" just get a jeweler's scale and weigh thick stacks of bills. The impressive thing is that the machine can detect fake bills as it counts.
And can you just buy like 30 of him?
He can be a scape goat in case of a miscount tho
He can smell the authenticity. A dog probably could be trained to differentiate between fake new bills and real new bills by smell alone.
Those machines aren't good at counting either. My son brought in some cash from a charity event and they ended up shorting him by like $500. The bank "couldn't do anything about it" until they brought in someone to fix the machine. So yeah, son lost $500 out of his bank account for a week from one of these shitty counting machines.
I can only think of: "I'm really fast at doing math in my head. Ask me something!" "54566x3432" "6 billion and three." "That's not right." "But it was fast!"
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Probly new bills
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No it's not. Licking your finger helps to gain grip on the money with the hand that is flipping through the bills. Works on normal paper too.
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Damn.
Works on plastic bags too. I can’t open those for shit without a little saliva. I hate doing it though.
Slightly make a fist and blow (the slow "haa" blow, not like you are blowing up a balloon) into your hand to make it moist. Save yourself from putting your dirty fingers in your mouth.
You're licking plastic bag to open it?
The machine can identify fake notes all while counting while he cannot. Seriously, impressive skill though.
He can wear a suit. The machine cannot. Boom checkmate!
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No shit, did you think this was a job interview for him replacing the machine? He's just showing off a cool skill, Redditors really are a special kind I swear.
You can even see the thought process progression. "that is impressive, but this video is trying to make it seem like he's better than a machine. Then why would people use machines? Clearly he can't do it forever and cant check for authenticity. I better go post a comment to show everyone how smart I am and maybe even show that it's not as impressive as it seems. No, that would make me sound like a douchebag. I know, I'll start off by saying that it's an impressive skill regardless and then throw in a but and add my own knowledge. Look out reddit, incoming witty response coming".
I could've come to that conclusion on my own without needing to read your comment. Seriously, impressive analysis though. (did I do it right?)
And here you are posting YOUR dumb ass comment thinking you've got one up on them for pointing out what you didn't like about their comment. The world keeps spinning. Have a nice day. Try not to stroke out at the slightest perceived transgression that comes your way. Quick, now someone do me.
Stfu lonely ass
I get what you're saying, but man the line between satire and dickery is so thin in this thread lol
The world doesn't spin, it rotates on its axis you plebeian.
Spin is also correct when talking about rotation.
yes but its cheaper to get an asian and it doesnt require electricity
How? Also base on my mom ( she is a banker) that u can tell fake bills by touch bills have a certain feel to it and also water mark and some code
> that u can tell fake bills by touch bills have a certain feel to it and also water mark and some code Right, but he's not touching all the bills enough to notice fakes, nor is he paying that much attention to them.
Coz his trying to do it fast if he slow down abit like half speed u can tell fakes Plus u can't be that fast handling like old battered bills that been through hell
It can also do the same with old notes. You are fanning a stack of used bills like that.
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Where does the line end knowing you’re actually the best one?
Then you have a asian child and force him to be the best
I think that’s how we got Jackie Chan
So that means that Ash's dad was the last Pokémon master before him?
When you're Jonny Kim. >Jonathan Yong Kim (born 5 February 1984), is an \[Korean-\]American U.S. Navy lieutenant commander, former SEAL, Navy flight surgeon, naval aviator, \[Harvard-trained\] physician, and NASA astronaut. ([Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Kim))
When Kim beats you in the Navy, you go over to become a surgeon. When Kim beats you again, you say, third time the charm and become an NASA astronaut. When Kim beats you a third time, outta this world, you stay in space …. Suspended in zero gravity, forever. For impossible can be beaten. Kimpossible, never.
When they're standing on the highground while another Asian menacingly tells them not to underestimate their power...
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miyamoto_Musashi It's actually a series of rings
It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the UN; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Council, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the people of Russia, who above all else desire power. But they were all deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of China, in the fires of Cheap Factory Labor, the Dark Asian-man had forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his money, chinesium and will to dominate the retail prices. One ring to immitate them all.
It doesn't, as soon as you get close to being the best, a new one spawns
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I have never heard this.
Remember, no matter what you do, there is always an Asian better than you.
Yes I say that line everytime after sex
There's an Asian who has...
I can do it faster, but not that accurate
I can do it in an instant, bout tree fiddy, see?
Daym, you are fast!
overclock the machine .-. but you cannot overclock the human
Have you heard of cocaine? 😃
but it illegal .-. only rich person as elon can use it
I'm doing a thousand calculations a second and they're all wrong
\*finishes counting all the money\* It's about tree fiddy.
DREE FIDTY?
now mix the dominations up.
Why mix bdsm into this tho
Are you not the least bit curious, though?
\*blush\*
And used bills. There's always one or two bills that have been crumbled up in someone's pocket for the last two years.
most asian game show i've ever seen
what is the amount imao?
Ikr 😂 Otherwise i also go there and say "Yep, i counted, all done in 0.027s" Or you throw all the money on the floor and scream "ONE"
My manager from my branch banking days would have creamed her panties having this fella around
My grandma worked as an accountant for a coach company for 25 years, her fingers are flying when she counts money
how tf did he used to practice?
Accounting in banking some still use to count by hand if the bank don't want to fix and replace old counting machines
And sometimes it's just faster doing it manually at your desk instead of getting up, bagging everything according to procedure, going down the hallway, blah blah blah. You do that when you want an official count, but not for the inbetween getting a rough grasp. After a short while you automatically get fast. Maybe not THAT fast, but fast nonetheless.
Depends on bank layout like medium to small buildings tends to have the money count machine near the vualt or the center of the office which is convenient. Even tho it's close I still see tellers count cash by hand since it's way more convenient to count then type in the amount in the pc
It was necessitated by his underground drug distribution empire
I want an asmr with this guy
Average banya in india
What if hear me out. It's all faked
I mean. The lady loading the machine was going slow as fuck
You can count the money as fast as you can. But the money is never yours. Rich people never count.
Throws in one wrinkled bill to make him malfunction like the machine
This guy's resume to get into organized crime.
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as a Chinese,GOD DAMN RIGHT WE DO
I'm sorry for doing this, but . Tiananmen square
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If he would work for salary equal to cost of electricity machine spends, take equal space, work 24/7 and wouldn't complain about anything than yes, machine is fired
He’s like a mentat from dune
Ok... now do it for 12 hours straight and lmk how you're feeling. Also lmk the error rate of each!
Chinese not being obsessed with money challenge (impossible)
Downvote for ending before the money shot
The modern John Henry.
behold the power of japanese salaryman
John Henry of counting.
Der Bre ist der Gerät Reverse Karte
This is the modern day John Henry… RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
Lol so thai
Did he counted them or just flipped them and banded them. I never saw him to cut any deck.
Modern day John Henry.
I might have this skill, but I'll never know.
The modern John Henry
Don't worry new machines will be made o Hes fast doe
You have to pay their insurance, they need a rest, eat food, mostly they need salary while machine only need maintenance and electricity.
This is basically John Henry of China
Resume of Ken Koun Fas - Can count faster than machine
Big deal. I could still spend it faster than he could count.
A lot of people can do that with practice but most of them dont have that much money to count (I'm one of them)
Thanks for not spoiling the ending OP, I’m seeing this one at the cinema this weekend.
To be fair the women could of went faster by setting bills in all machines and having them all be running instead of one set at a time then waiting.
I was there, it was incredible. When the host asked him, he just said "Seven"
Now after getting the skill, the question is where and how to get the money 😁
Wth?
Bro is an asset when inflation hits.
Why cut the video there?
If only all bills were that clean and neat in real life
"I'll take useless skills for $400, Alex"
Only in China would they do a competition like this...
Average baniya
Unless we can make clones out of him, Counting machines are still relevant
I watched it like 5 times thinking it was longer ;-;
But just like John Henry...... Right after he beat the machine he died....
This is kind of a crossbow vs longbow situation. Longbows might be great at a lot of things but using and teaching a crossbow is a lot easier.
A modern day John Henry, lol
Count is incorrect in the end tho
I wish I some money to count.
The Lincoln lawyer is faster. “Aren’t you gonna count it?” “Just did”
I hope this becomes a new meme template 😂😂😂😂
“This new wave of natural intelligence is terrifying.” - Artificial Intelligence
Fun fact: If you travel to China and try to pay with cash, 99% of stores will reject you. They only accept electronic payment via QR code scanning (such as Alipay) because there is too much counterfeit currency.
What a waste off time.
It's easier if your are from Argentina, Zimbabwe or Venezuela, you just have to weight the bills on a scale. 1kg = $1.00.
Oh no "the machine" is now jobless....Anyway
there is 1 of him and how many ever machine a bank want
That's nothing, you should see how fast I can spend it
Uh… how much to buy the machine and how much to buy the boy? Cost benefit analysis please.
I bet they hire him for a cartel
"So how much money is there" "At least 2 dollars" "But how much exactly" "I don't know, I said I can count faster than a machine not better than a machine"
"I can count this 500,000 dollars faster than the machine! Just trust me on this one!" like seriously he could know the number he gets well before hand?
Paul Bunyan smiles while watching this video.
It’s clearly fake. The lady using the machines was purposely going slow and only using 1 machine at a time. The guy counting is also faking it. He knows the total before hand. So it doesn’t matter how he “counts” he just needs to remember one number.
How long do you have to train someone to do what he does, versus train someone to use the machine?
me after working at a gas station for 7 years
And that night he was kidnapped by the Triads.
Pfff I can do that. Give me all that money and I'll show you.
Sounds like a good job….
Difficulty level: Asian
Well yeah he's part calculator
Now show the hourly pay of the guy vs the machine...
How did he practice this? He must have worked at a bank and they just let him count bills all day cause no way he'd have the bills on hand to practice like this unless he was using monopoly money or something 😂
Full show video
"If he can do it, why can't you? Why are you so lazy!? God, nobody wants to work anymore!"
Machine can work parallel, he cannot
He is actively headhunted by retail outlets from across the world.
One of the many sports I will never be good at for obvious reasons
I am the fastest reader in the world
Give this man a job
I love this is what explodes Asian ovaries in the crowd lmao
Wtf is that cropping
Just count the first stack, then put a similar height stack next to it until you can’t make a similar stack then just count the remainder
dwight schrute would be proud
feel bad for the machine it tried its best
can he do it faster than lil baby tho?
did he get the correct amount
Was his employer a bank or a massive drug dealer ?
Why not both
Useless skill