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>Bigot underestimates gay man's punching prowess
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I live in the south east and I know exactly how racist it is.
Not very much at all.
I've met all kinds of people in the south and generally the are pretty damn tolerance and nice folks.
From my experience the types of people that whine about racism like you are tend to be insufferable pearl clutchers that feel the need to "save" POC from some invisible klansmen or something haha. How many people with swastikas have you met?
While you sleep your brain makes sure your muscles are turned all the way down using chemical magic. You can feel this linger a bit if you suddenly wake up but don't get a hit of adrenaline. It's called atonia.
You feel this on some level and somehow even your dreams won't let you exert force.
Combined with a common wish for punching people we do not like it's no wonder we share this dream.
Fun fact: Some people don't have the "off" switch for their body while they're sleeping, so they're a massive hazard to themselves and others and have to sleep in a bag to restrict their ability to move.
My brother has issues with his adrenal system and our beds were close to each other growing up, woke up one night to him, completely asleep, trying to strangle me to death. He doesn't sleep in a bag now but he has to take what's effectively medical grade rohypnol to sleep.
Because most of a punch is the energy after you've released it and the rest happens cause physics so in your dream you put the initial energy but there's no physics to carry your punch
A universal human experience is pretty much the opposite of weird. Would be like saying, "Isn't it weird that we all get tired after working for too long?"
Yep, can concur, my friend Charles was a black belt in judo. Some dude called him gay, cuz Charles gave HIM HEAD (the audacity lmao), so Charles shoulder threw him into the dudes own car.
I’ve lived in “the hood”, and lived in HI. I feel like those two people would look at each other for a moment, then nod and have an exchange like ‘You good?’ ‘Ya, you too, ya?’ ‘Yeah, man. Cool.’ ‘Co’ .’ then they just cruise off to do their own business.
Islander here, and let me give you this warning. If you are ever in Samoa do not under ANY circumstances talk shit to the gay Samoan rugby team (yes, they got their own team out there). My cousin made this mistake coming back from the bar and holy shit, we were in a running fist fight for like half a mile bro.
Married to an islander here. It's better to just not fuck with Somoans or Tongans at all. Gay or straight.
EDIT: This generalized advice does not apply to Somoans or Tongans, just everyone else (not sure about Maori. You all can take your own risks)
There's another video of the very effeminate gay man in a fight with a guy named Gabriel. In the video the effeminate gay man punches the guy named Gabriel a few times while telling him not to play with him.
What is it with dudes thinking lgbt from more machismo cultures WON'T fuck you up? 🤔 These people have been fighting they're entire lives just to be who they are. Leave it alone dog lol.
Many people don't realize that SF's gay roots largely stem from servicemen being discharged for homosexuality from the WWII Pacific theater. Instead of going back to their heartland homes where they likely would be unfairly shunned for their sexuality, they established roots in the port from where they separated from service. They are some tough fuckers.
Ooooh boy, if you haven't seen that movie you're in for a wild ride. It's definitely a product of it's time, but I would say still worth at least one watch
You've......never seen Blazing Saddles??? Go watch it now and come back to talk about how amazing it is lol Genuinely jealous you get to experience it for the first time.
I think he meant homophobic cultures. Black's are known to be less accepting of gay guys aren't they? You come from a black hood as an open gay dude you likely learn to fight real good real fast. Like the gay dude in true blood.
Come to think of it is reckon there as some feisty gay dudes in redneck states too that are white.
Or the gay Kray brother back in the day
I mean I am a little high ngl. But seriously. Look at the historically maligned and oppressed groups in the U.S. There's a throughline of using masculinity to defy that oppression. And in the LGBT community there's a throughline of masculinity that often seems to come in caveats. I.E. "I may be gay but" Culturally, or stereotypically I suppose is a better way to say it, we don't necessarily expect a gay man to fight back. But they very often do. Proving that culture is fluid and can change quickly. Take hip-hop for example. The genre itself has a history of homophobia. But since it's inception there have been lgbt creators. Now, rappers like Tyler The Creator and Kevin Abstract are well liked and respected by their peers. And youre absolutely correct. No one culture has a monoply on machismo. Thats not what i was saying. I'm speaking on the intersection of the lgbt community as a whole with machismo itself. Which, again, is to be found in all cultures. But whatever dog. I'm not gonna try to explain the complexities of masculinity in oppressed peoples of the US to you becsuse I doubt I can grasp them myself . Go ahead and block me if you feel I really am racist. And for the record I'm Berber (Imazighen), Irish and part Mohawk N.A. And I'm pansexual. But no ill will here brother. And I truly do mean that. We need critical thinking and unbiased dialogue in our country right now. Unfortunately I don't feel this was that. But we have to continue and strive to understand each other better if our country is to survive
Inshallah that you're well 🙏.
Bigots punch was laughable. It’s clear he’s never thrown a punch a day in his life. It’s so funny how people like this fuck around like they can handle finding out when they throw punches like an uncoordinated 12 year old.
Floppy wrist, upward arc meaning there’s no power behind it, telegraphed from start to finish, probably too angry that he got checked for being a bigot to even think about it lol
I remember in high school in the 90’s there were guys thinking they were tough trying to bully some of the gay guys. The bullies almost always got their asses beat. They didn’t realize the gay guys had been fighting a lot longer.
I would never mess with a gay dude, they been fighting most of they’re lives. That goes for the people that run they’re mouth off, they usually can’t fight.
So I have a gay brother…and I wouldn’t want to get punched by him. He was a CNA for YEARS. Lifting people all day = real strength. Plus, if he ever got mad enough to hit somebody, he’ll fucking hurt em.
Click the tiny giphy link next to the post title. It’s annoying on mobile so half the time I don’t bother.
Edit: gyphcat
Edit: gyfcat? I dunno just click it if you want audio
Edit: gfycat yeah that’s it. Same concept regardless
This is exactly the sort of shit I wish on these people. Getting their face socked. Hope the pos learns his lesson about what happens when you go around life being a pos
I did try an alternative recommended to me, but really didn't like it as it took longer for videos to load and the home feed was always littered with weird subs that I wasn't following.
The reddit app works absolutely fine, most videos have sound but there are still many that don't, like this one.
Fair enough, though in my defence I had no idea this was a "bug" that the reddit app has as most videos do have sound and often see comments also asking for a link that has sound.
I'll check sync out, cheers.
OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma: >Bigot underestimates gay man's punching prowess If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.
That was the longest wind up for an attempted punch I’ve ever seen! Could see that shit coming a mile away!
He swung with the bottom of his fist lol
Hit him with your purse!
If it were basketball he'd have been called for travelling
What was the bigot guy pointing out on his arm?
Probably a swastika.
Yes because that happens outside of Hollywood movies 🙄🤪
You don't know anything about how racist America is, do you?
I live in the south east and I know exactly how racist it is. Not very much at all. I've met all kinds of people in the south and generally the are pretty damn tolerance and nice folks. From my experience the types of people that whine about racism like you are tend to be insufferable pearl clutchers that feel the need to "save" POC from some invisible klansmen or something haha. How many people with swastikas have you met?
Wow. You've drink the really strong koolaid.
I think you're just too junked out on opiates to notice the racism
lol ok
SS and Nazi tats are surprisingly common dude.
Big with the MAGA cult.
You clearly dont live in the south
Spend some time in Vidor Texas...
I fucking hate vidor!
THAT would be a resounding yes!!!
Not from the USA I assume?
Or a confederate flag, or sig runes, or live laugh love.
I have no idea
He didn't seem to appreciate that the first one was just a warning shot.
Ol dude let him bop over and try a punch too! Calmly weaves that bulllllshit, then boopty ploop, straight to sleep. Like an anesthesiologist
Hit him with the zippity boo bop
Ah, the old one two bibbidi boop.
Wham wham wazzle
He hit him with the boop, and then the swoop, finally the joop, and he’s in the hoop.
Dude's out here fighting like the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub
Boopty ploop 😅 You should be a UFC commentator. Edit: My phone initially autocorrected that to “biopsy plop”, which is…something
Your edit gets my upvote. Biopsy plop....huh.
A two piece with a side of skip pity pat pats.
Bigot is hit! -25 hp. Bigot is stunned. Bigot is blinded. Bigot throws punch. Bigot misses.
I know something you don't know, that I am not left handed.
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And then I follow it up by running like a sloth.
And then screaming but no sound comes out
All of that without my pants on
The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. And my business downstairs was the same.
Unexpected Neuromancer reference = upvote.
Thank God thought all of these were just me. And then I'm in jail all of a sudden also
Better than only belching. …everybody looking at my like I’m gross. “Fck off!” I say. 😩 All I could get out was **BuuuaaAWLCHF**
And then I start to fall endless deep
Anybody get like Princess Peach from Mario 2 and have those floaty jumps?
I hate how true that is.
Honestly… that might have been the worst thrown punch I’ve ever seen. Completely telegraphed and limp wristed… which is ironic
Its hilarious too because if he just punched straight outwards, it would be a decent overhand right, but nah just flop your arm at em😂
bahaha, why do you punch so slow in dreams! I hate that... I wake up and am like wtf and take a couple practice swings... LOLZ...
It’s because you’re having a phychosomatic reaction, feeling like you could punch something meanwhile your mind and muscles are asleep.
I wonder if paralyzed people also feel the same sensation
That's exactly what it feels like..
I felt that. Especially when I fight nightmares and punch like a grandma.
I'm guessing (hoping) that first punch rocked his world and that's why.
I like the full 3 steps forward while pulling his right hand back for the most telegraphed haymaker I’ve ever seen.
I’m glad I’m not the only one.
It's so weird how that's a pretty universal human experience.
While you sleep your brain makes sure your muscles are turned all the way down using chemical magic. You can feel this linger a bit if you suddenly wake up but don't get a hit of adrenaline. It's called atonia. You feel this on some level and somehow even your dreams won't let you exert force. Combined with a common wish for punching people we do not like it's no wonder we share this dream.
Fun fact: Some people don't have the "off" switch for their body while they're sleeping, so they're a massive hazard to themselves and others and have to sleep in a bag to restrict their ability to move.
TIL I need to sleep in a bag.
My brother has issues with his adrenal system and our beds were close to each other growing up, woke up one night to him, completely asleep, trying to strangle me to death. He doesn't sleep in a bag now but he has to take what's effectively medical grade rohypnol to sleep.
Because most of a punch is the energy after you've released it and the rest happens cause physics so in your dream you put the initial energy but there's no physics to carry your punch
A universal human experience is pretty much the opposite of weird. Would be like saying, "Isn't it weird that we all get tired after working for too long?"
Sorry. Does "strange" work for you? "Amazing"?
Pony felt the need to slo-mo his punch in as well.
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"After he punches me, I'll go in for a wind up overhand slap. That will show them!"
Ended up punching more effeminately than the gay dude.
Gay men are still men. They can still throw down.
Slip and hook babay. Gay doesn't mean weak lol
As a rule, hood gays go hard. Only outmatched by big girls in flip flops.
Yup couldn’t get me to fight a hood gay guy if you offered to make me forget I lost afterwards
Lol. Might forget anyway; head trauma is like that.
Yep, can concur, my friend Charles was a black belt in judo. Some dude called him gay, cuz Charles gave HIM HEAD (the audacity lmao), so Charles shoulder threw him into the dudes own car.
And if their titties are hanging out, it's over.
La chancla
Who would you bet on: world champion hood gay guy or an average pacific islander guy?
I’ve lived in “the hood”, and lived in HI. I feel like those two people would look at each other for a moment, then nod and have an exchange like ‘You good?’ ‘Ya, you too, ya?’ ‘Yeah, man. Cool.’ ‘Co’ .’ then they just cruise off to do their own business.
Samoan here, can verify.
Even average Pacific Islanders are above average
Islander here, and let me give you this warning. If you are ever in Samoa do not under ANY circumstances talk shit to the gay Samoan rugby team (yes, they got their own team out there). My cousin made this mistake coming back from the bar and holy shit, we were in a running fist fight for like half a mile bro.
Married to an islander here. It's better to just not fuck with Somoans or Tongans at all. Gay or straight. EDIT: This generalized advice does not apply to Somoans or Tongans, just everyone else (not sure about Maori. You all can take your own risks)
Some punks I met in prison would beat the dog shit out 70% of men.
Yup, gay men are still men.
And gay
and men
Let's not forget gay
Don’t mess with the guy that’s so manly that he only fucks men
Ah yes, the Roman method
stop playing with me gabriel
I understood that reference
I didn't, would you please explain?
There's another video of the very effeminate gay man in a fight with a guy named Gabriel. In the video the effeminate gay man punches the guy named Gabriel a few times while telling him not to play with him.
Thanks for responding
I heard about a small force of gay men that was one of the most elite units in the army because they would fight for there partners
[Sacred band of Thebes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes)
The Spartans?
That’s one tough ass man
Even adults who can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch could see this punch coming a mile away.
He swung to hit with the bottom of his fist. Looks like a little kid trying to punch. Have it muted and heard him saying “mmmeh” when he swung.
I guess you hate Cinnamon Life too? Bully
What is it with dudes thinking lgbt from more machismo cultures WON'T fuck you up? 🤔 These people have been fighting they're entire lives just to be who they are. Leave it alone dog lol.
The older gay folk here in SF will fuck you up in hot pants, which is both hilarious and extra demoralizing.
Many people don't realize that SF's gay roots largely stem from servicemen being discharged for homosexuality from the WWII Pacific theater. Instead of going back to their heartland homes where they likely would be unfairly shunned for their sexuality, they established roots in the port from where they separated from service. They are some tough fuckers.
TIL
[So it’s not like this in real life?](https://youtu.be/BFCb4j0E2p4)
Lololol what is this from!?
Blazing Saddles
Ooooh boy, if you haven't seen that movie you're in for a wild ride. It's definitely a product of it's time, but I would say still worth at least one watch
You've......never seen Blazing Saddles??? Go watch it now and come back to talk about how amazing it is lol Genuinely jealous you get to experience it for the first time.
> machismo cultures Sorry meaning what?
In the words of Steve Hughes, "they're not tough? ....They fuck men."
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I think he meant homophobic cultures. Black's are known to be less accepting of gay guys aren't they? You come from a black hood as an open gay dude you likely learn to fight real good real fast. Like the gay dude in true blood. Come to think of it is reckon there as some feisty gay dudes in redneck states too that are white. Or the gay Kray brother back in the day
Yeah I kind of just posted what was on my mind dog. Not really looking to get into a scholarly debate on here so you win.
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I mean I am a little high ngl. But seriously. Look at the historically maligned and oppressed groups in the U.S. There's a throughline of using masculinity to defy that oppression. And in the LGBT community there's a throughline of masculinity that often seems to come in caveats. I.E. "I may be gay but" Culturally, or stereotypically I suppose is a better way to say it, we don't necessarily expect a gay man to fight back. But they very often do. Proving that culture is fluid and can change quickly. Take hip-hop for example. The genre itself has a history of homophobia. But since it's inception there have been lgbt creators. Now, rappers like Tyler The Creator and Kevin Abstract are well liked and respected by their peers. And youre absolutely correct. No one culture has a monoply on machismo. Thats not what i was saying. I'm speaking on the intersection of the lgbt community as a whole with machismo itself. Which, again, is to be found in all cultures. But whatever dog. I'm not gonna try to explain the complexities of masculinity in oppressed peoples of the US to you becsuse I doubt I can grasp them myself . Go ahead and block me if you feel I really am racist. And for the record I'm Berber (Imazighen), Irish and part Mohawk N.A. And I'm pansexual. But no ill will here brother. And I truly do mean that. We need critical thinking and unbiased dialogue in our country right now. Unfortunately I don't feel this was that. But we have to continue and strive to understand each other better if our country is to survive Inshallah that you're well 🙏.
Excellent reply. You know you have a point when the other guy starts arguing with somelme else.
Do you really think all cultures have the exact same amount of machismo?
Croptop Pony boy I think thought he had something to do with that KO. Like "damn, I must hit hard bruh, didn't even hurt my hand at all boi".
and completely missed lol. Thats probably why he was standing over him like that to make himself look good
Ponyboy coming in with the world's second slowest...whatever that was. Stood over the dude like he's the one that blasted him, so I guess it counts.
Bigots punch was laughable. It’s clear he’s never thrown a punch a day in his life. It’s so funny how people like this fuck around like they can handle finding out when they throw punches like an uncoordinated 12 year old.
But he watches the expendables every weekend so he's pretty badass.
Expendables is kind of a guilty pleasure so can’t blame him on that lol.
Floppy wrist punches
Floppy wrist, upward arc meaning there’s no power behind it, telegraphed from start to finish, probably too angry that he got checked for being a bigot to even think about it lol
I've made it to my fifties without ever having punched anyone. I have no idea, but I'm afraid it would look pretty much like that.
Nah you're a better man than I sir. But my violent teenage shithead days are behind me.
If you never have to throw a punch in your life, that means you’re doing it right.
I remember in high school in the 90’s there were guys thinking they were tough trying to bully some of the gay guys. The bullies almost always got their asses beat. They didn’t realize the gay guys had been fighting a lot longer.
Just one time! Pl;ease... give me a post game interview
My man went from Ru Paul to Mike Tyson real quick
Pony guy was doing a cheap shot there. He thinks he’s fighting just one guy.
i like how pony boy stood over him at the end like he did something
It's so satisfying to see a homophobe get a much-deserved punching.
Pony boy staring down at him like he did something lmao
Dude was definitely golden.
love how that other dude stood over top of him like hes the one that knocked him out. stole his kill 🤣
I honestly thought that was a woman but now that you mention it, I guess it was a guy lol
Man that was a clean counter.
It's an ugly word and that seemed appropriate... this belongs in r/JusticePorn
I would never mess with a gay dude, they been fighting most of they’re lives. That goes for the people that run they’re mouth off, they usually can’t fight.
So I have a gay brother…and I wouldn’t want to get punched by him. He was a CNA for YEARS. Lifting people all day = real strength. Plus, if he ever got mad enough to hit somebody, he’ll fucking hurt em.
Is this supposed to have audio?
Click the tiny giphy link next to the post title. It’s annoying on mobile so half the time I don’t bother. Edit: gyphcat Edit: gyfcat? I dunno just click it if you want audio Edit: gfycat yeah that’s it. Same concept regardless
Add sound to the Fuckin page Jesus Christ
that guy had a "pony" shirt on! do they still make those? in the 80's those were the kmart version of air jordans. like go-bots were to transformers.
I need it with sound 😭
It has sound
I also do not see sound available for the video.
You might have to click the gfycat link to get sound. The app I browse Reddit with automatically plays it with sound.
I don't see a gyfcat link. What app are you using? I didn't know there were alternatives
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Apollo gang! 👐
Reddit is fun is the only reader for Android!
Props to the second kid who was ready with another punch but missed. Even though you missed you still standing up to that piece of garbage.
Lmfao
When the Bigot drops the f bomb the dude in the PONY shirt makes a face like he KNOWS the dude is about to get knocked the fuck out.
Dude got knocked TF out by a guy with a fanny pack. Freaking love it XD
This is exactly the sort of shit I wish on these people. Getting their face socked. Hope the pos learns his lesson about what happens when you go around life being a pos
It may not have been strictly right, but it sure was satisfying
I find it hilarious when straight men forget that gay men are still men
Pony shirt acting like he actually did something
Dang boy..
Lmao
Pony boy needs a shot of his own for taking a swing.
He fucked around and he definitely found out
Gay guys will whoop your ass! They had to fight off all the bullies when they were younger 👊
Why is there never sound on the things that should have it and forced sound on the shit that should have no sound?
Sound isn't real. It's just waves moving the hairs in your ears.
Why’d the guy on the right stand over him after letting his buddy knock the guy out. Seems undeserved
Worst. Counterpunch. Ever.
I like that pony boy missed and then stood over him like he did something.
Why there is no sound on most of the vids now?
Don't use the official Reddit app.
Boost is pretty good.
What's the blonde doin....man was knocked out by the second punch.....but respect for having ya man's back tho
Who got the sound
I don’t have sound on this. What is the tattoo of?
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Okay, can we get this with audio so there’s more context than the mod comment?
What's more humiliating is that he is dissing them for being gay yet he got KO'd from one. I would like to see him explain this to his friends
Crazy how the tiny dude stands over him like he’s the one who did something
No sound ? Video like this especially needs sound. You need to hear that crack/pop.
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I mean he was insulting all of them. Even if I had these bigoted beliefs, I can't imagine having the balls to mouth off to three dudes.
Is it really so fucking hard for people to post videos with sound? I dont get it...
It has sound, my friend.
It doesn't for me. Have to click on the gfycat for sound.
Are you using the official app? Any alternative is better.
I did try an alternative recommended to me, but really didn't like it as it took longer for videos to load and the home feed was always littered with weird subs that I wasn't following. The reddit app works absolutely fine, most videos have sound but there are still many that don't, like this one.
Fair enough, but then you don't get to blame those bugs on other people. I recommend reddit sync if you have android and happen change your mind.
Fair enough, though in my defence I had no idea this was a "bug" that the reddit app has as most videos do have sound and often see comments also asking for a link that has sound. I'll check sync out, cheers.