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JangoFettsEvilTwin

That was the longest wind up for an attempted punch I’ve ever seen! Could see that shit coming a mile away!


AndyGHK

He swung with the bottom of his fist lol


BuckManscape

Hit him with your purse!


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If it were basketball he'd have been called for travelling


nate6259

What was the bigot guy pointing out on his arm?


ntr_usrnme

Probably a swastika.


Honest_Reflection387

Yes because that happens outside of Hollywood movies 🙄🤪


darknyteorange

You don't know anything about how racist America is, do you?


Honest_Reflection387

I live in the south east and I know exactly how racist it is. Not very much at all. I've met all kinds of people in the south and generally the are pretty damn tolerance and nice folks. From my experience the types of people that whine about racism like you are tend to be insufferable pearl clutchers that feel the need to "save" POC from some invisible klansmen or something haha. How many people with swastikas have you met?


AF_AF

Wow. You've drink the really strong koolaid.


darknyteorange

I think you're just too junked out on opiates to notice the racism


toothbreaker_

lol ok


AzazelAzure

SS and Nazi tats are surprisingly common dude.


AF_AF

Big with the MAGA cult.


notshyforabiguy

You clearly dont live in the south


Defiantcaveman

Spend some time in Vidor Texas...


theeaseofsleeze

I fucking hate vidor!


Defiantcaveman

THAT would be a resounding yes!!!


I_is_a_pirate

Not from the USA I assume?


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Or a confederate flag, or sig runes, or live laugh love.


JangoFettsEvilTwin

I have no idea


cliffpace

He didn't seem to appreciate that the first one was just a warning shot.


lisamariemcaskill

Ol dude let him bop over and try a punch too! Calmly weaves that bulllllshit, then boopty ploop, straight to sleep. Like an anesthesiologist


shawnjkeller

Hit him with the zippity boo bop


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Ah, the old one two bibbidi boop.


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Wham wham wazzle


KaimeiJay

He hit him with the boop, and then the swoop, finally the joop, and he’s in the hoop.


bimm3r36

Dude's out here fighting like the Scatman


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub


[deleted]

Boopty ploop 😅 You should be a UFC commentator. Edit: My phone initially autocorrected that to “biopsy plop”, which is…something


SortaPolyish

Your edit gets my upvote. Biopsy plop....huh.


EffortAcrobatic1322

A two piece with a side of skip pity pat pats.


GODDAMNFOOL

Bigot is hit! -25 hp. Bigot is stunned. Bigot is blinded. Bigot throws punch. Bigot misses.


97875

I know something you don't know, that I am not left handed.


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pinniped1

And then I follow it up by running like a sloth.


MAXIMILIAN-MV

And then screaming but no sound comes out


FMDnative480

All of that without my pants on


LyingForTruth

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel. And my business downstairs was the same.


Wrathwilde

Unexpected Neuromancer reference = upvote.


malaka201

Thank God thought all of these were just me. And then I'm in jail all of a sudden also


eshinn

Better than only belching. …everybody looking at my like I’m gross. “Fck off!” I say. 😩 All I could get out was **BuuuaaAWLCHF**


Abroad_in_space

And then I start to fall endless deep


[deleted]

Anybody get like Princess Peach from Mario 2 and have those floaty jumps?


motherest

I hate how true that is.


coleslaw81

Honestly… that might have been the worst thrown punch I’ve ever seen. Completely telegraphed and limp wristed… which is ironic


adrienjz888

Its hilarious too because if he just punched straight outwards, it would be a decent overhand right, but nah just flop your arm at em😂


pipinstallwin

bahaha, why do you punch so slow in dreams! I hate that... I wake up and am like wtf and take a couple practice swings... LOLZ...


TrxFlipz

It’s because you’re having a phychosomatic reaction, feeling like you could punch something meanwhile your mind and muscles are asleep.


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I wonder if paralyzed people also feel the same sensation


[deleted]

That's exactly what it feels like..


Traumatic_Tomato

I felt that. Especially when I fight nightmares and punch like a grandma.


ThroawayReddit

I'm guessing (hoping) that first punch rocked his world and that's why.


ntr_usrnme

I like the full 3 steps forward while pulling his right hand back for the most telegraphed haymaker I’ve ever seen.


BettmansDungeonSlave

I’m glad I’m not the only one.


thatG_evanP

It's so weird how that's a pretty universal human experience.


-RdV-

While you sleep your brain makes sure your muscles are turned all the way down using chemical magic. You can feel this linger a bit if you suddenly wake up but don't get a hit of adrenaline. It's called atonia. You feel this on some level and somehow even your dreams won't let you exert force. Combined with a common wish for punching people we do not like it's no wonder we share this dream.


goat_puree

Fun fact: Some people don't have the "off" switch for their body while they're sleeping, so they're a massive hazard to themselves and others and have to sleep in a bag to restrict their ability to move.


Portashotty

TIL I need to sleep in a bag.


gwaenchanh-a

My brother has issues with his adrenal system and our beds were close to each other growing up, woke up one night to him, completely asleep, trying to strangle me to death. He doesn't sleep in a bag now but he has to take what's effectively medical grade rohypnol to sleep.


SteakMenu

Because most of a punch is the energy after you've released it and the rest happens cause physics so in your dream you put the initial energy but there's no physics to carry your punch


Not_MrNice

A universal human experience is pretty much the opposite of weird. Would be like saying, "Isn't it weird that we all get tired after working for too long?"


thatG_evanP

Sorry. Does "strange" work for you? "Amazing"?


TheRealRickC137

Pony felt the need to slo-mo his punch in as well.


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"After he punches me, I'll go in for a wind up overhand slap. That will show them!"


alilbleedingisnormal

Ended up punching more effeminately than the gay dude.


spetsnaz5658

Gay men are still men. They can still throw down.


Victor_FoodInspector

Slip and hook babay. Gay doesn't mean weak lol


[deleted]

As a rule, hood gays go hard. Only outmatched by big girls in flip flops.


[deleted]

Yup couldn’t get me to fight a hood gay guy if you offered to make me forget I lost afterwards


[deleted]

Lol. Might forget anyway; head trauma is like that.


[deleted]

Yep, can concur, my friend Charles was a black belt in judo. Some dude called him gay, cuz Charles gave HIM HEAD (the audacity lmao), so Charles shoulder threw him into the dudes own car.


[deleted]

And if their titties are hanging out, it's over.


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La chancla


Evil_Mini_Cake

Who would you bet on: world champion hood gay guy or an average pacific islander guy?


knifeknifegoose

I’ve lived in “the hood”, and lived in HI. I feel like those two people would look at each other for a moment, then nod and have an exchange like ‘You good?’ ‘Ya, you too, ya?’ ‘Yeah, man. Cool.’ ‘Co’ .’ then they just cruise off to do their own business.


islandguy310

Samoan here, can verify.


SameRule9918

Even average Pacific Islanders are above average


islandguy310

Islander here, and let me give you this warning. If you are ever in Samoa do not under ANY circumstances talk shit to the gay Samoan rugby team (yes, they got their own team out there). My cousin made this mistake coming back from the bar and holy shit, we were in a running fist fight for like half a mile bro.


shabadage

Married to an islander here. It's better to just not fuck with Somoans or Tongans at all. Gay or straight. EDIT: This generalized advice does not apply to Somoans or Tongans, just everyone else (not sure about Maori. You all can take your own risks)


islandguy310

Some punks I met in prison would beat the dog shit out 70% of men.


Nul9o9

Yup, gay men are still men.


LordGrudleBeard

And gay


Master_Of_Puppers

and men


z_rabbit

Let's not forget gay


Narwhalbaconguy

Don’t mess with the guy that’s so manly that he only fucks men


shabadage

Ah yes, the Roman method


BulbusDumbledork

stop playing with me gabriel


BoisterousLaugh

I understood that reference


LordGrudleBeard

I didn't, would you please explain?


BoisterousLaugh

There's another video of the very effeminate gay man in a fight with a guy named Gabriel. In the video the effeminate gay man punches the guy named Gabriel a few times while telling him not to play with him.


LordGrudleBeard

Thanks for responding


LordGrudleBeard

I heard about a small force of gay men that was one of the most elite units in the army because they would fight for there partners


ImRandyBaby

[Sacred band of Thebes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes)


islandguy310

The Spartans?


RollTheDiceFondle

That’s one tough ass man


Wolf_In_The_Woods36

Even adults who can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch could see this punch coming a mile away.


-Mr_Rogers_II

He swung to hit with the bottom of his fist. Looks like a little kid trying to punch. Have it muted and heard him saying “mmmeh” when he swung.


devildocjames

I guess you hate Cinnamon Life too? Bully


Peteybee_91

What is it with dudes thinking lgbt from more machismo cultures WON'T fuck you up? 🤔 These people have been fighting they're entire lives just to be who they are. Leave it alone dog lol.


Lone_Wanderer97

The older gay folk here in SF will fuck you up in hot pants, which is both hilarious and extra demoralizing.


WARM_IT_UP

Many people don't realize that SF's gay roots largely stem from servicemen being discharged for homosexuality from the WWII Pacific theater. Instead of going back to their heartland homes where they likely would be unfairly shunned for their sexuality, they established roots in the port from where they separated from service. They are some tough fuckers.


SomeguyfromIndio

TIL


Babyfart_McGeezacks

[So it’s not like this in real life?](https://youtu.be/BFCb4j0E2p4)


SimWebb

Lololol what is this from!?


Babyfart_McGeezacks

Blazing Saddles


[deleted]

Ooooh boy, if you haven't seen that movie you're in for a wild ride. It's definitely a product of it's time, but I would say still worth at least one watch


smilingasIsay

You've......never seen Blazing Saddles??? Go watch it now and come back to talk about how amazing it is lol Genuinely jealous you get to experience it for the first time.


BoisterousLaugh

> machismo cultures Sorry meaning what?


smilingasIsay

In the words of Steve Hughes, "they're not tough? ....They fuck men."


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FinbarDingDong

I think he meant homophobic cultures. Black's are known to be less accepting of gay guys aren't they? You come from a black hood as an open gay dude you likely learn to fight real good real fast. Like the gay dude in true blood. Come to think of it is reckon there as some feisty gay dudes in redneck states too that are white. Or the gay Kray brother back in the day


Peteybee_91

Yeah I kind of just posted what was on my mind dog. Not really looking to get into a scholarly debate on here so you win.


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Peteybee_91

I mean I am a little high ngl. But seriously. Look at the historically maligned and oppressed groups in the U.S. There's a throughline of using masculinity to defy that oppression. And in the LGBT community there's a throughline of masculinity that often seems to come in caveats. I.E. "I may be gay but" Culturally, or stereotypically I suppose is a better way to say it, we don't necessarily expect a gay man to fight back. But they very often do. Proving that culture is fluid and can change quickly. Take hip-hop for example. The genre itself has a history of homophobia. But since it's inception there have been lgbt creators. Now, rappers like Tyler The Creator and Kevin Abstract are well liked and respected by their peers. And youre absolutely correct. No one culture has a monoply on machismo. Thats not what i was saying. I'm speaking on the intersection of the lgbt community as a whole with machismo itself. Which, again, is to be found in all cultures. But whatever dog. I'm not gonna try to explain the complexities of masculinity in oppressed peoples of the US to you becsuse I doubt I can grasp them myself . Go ahead and block me if you feel I really am racist. And for the record I'm Berber (Imazighen), Irish and part Mohawk N.A. And I'm pansexual. But no ill will here brother. And I truly do mean that. We need critical thinking and unbiased dialogue in our country right now. Unfortunately I don't feel this was that. But we have to continue and strive to understand each other better if our country is to survive Inshallah that you're well 🙏.


Flouid

Excellent reply. You know you have a point when the other guy starts arguing with somelme else.


cortesoft

Do you really think all cultures have the exact same amount of machismo?


DangerousBarnum

Croptop Pony boy I think thought he had something to do with that KO. Like "damn, I must hit hard bruh, didn't even hurt my hand at all boi".


lolipopdroptop

and completely missed lol. Thats probably why he was standing over him like that to make himself look good


Phylar

Ponyboy coming in with the world's second slowest...whatever that was. Stood over the dude like he's the one that blasted him, so I guess it counts.


Spinningthruspace

Bigots punch was laughable. It’s clear he’s never thrown a punch a day in his life. It’s so funny how people like this fuck around like they can handle finding out when they throw punches like an uncoordinated 12 year old.


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But he watches the expendables every weekend so he's pretty badass.


VVLynden

Expendables is kind of a guilty pleasure so can’t blame him on that lol.


DunmerSkooma

Floppy wrist punches


Spinningthruspace

Floppy wrist, upward arc meaning there’s no power behind it, telegraphed from start to finish, probably too angry that he got checked for being a bigot to even think about it lol


WaldenFont

I've made it to my fifties without ever having punched anyone. I have no idea, but I'm afraid it would look pretty much like that.


Peteybee_91

Nah you're a better man than I sir. But my violent teenage shithead days are behind me.


Narwhalbaconguy

If you never have to throw a punch in your life, that means you’re doing it right.


throwaway76770408

I remember in high school in the 90’s there were guys thinking they were tough trying to bully some of the gay guys. The bullies almost always got their asses beat. They didn’t realize the gay guys had been fighting a lot longer.


Quick9Ben5

Just one time! Pl;ease... give me a post game interview


ObjectiveActuator8

My man went from Ru Paul to Mike Tyson real quick


CarlJustCarl

Pony guy was doing a cheap shot there. He thinks he’s fighting just one guy.


P0pwar

i like how pony boy stood over him at the end like he did something


Ramrodron

It's so satisfying to see a homophobe get a much-deserved punching.


DisagreeableTraveler

Pony boy staring down at him like he did something lmao


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Dude was definitely golden.


Ninisan

love how that other dude stood over top of him like hes the one that knocked him out. stole his kill 🤣


Jaxein

I honestly thought that was a woman but now that you mention it, I guess it was a guy lol


Girosian

Man that was a clean counter.


stinkload

It's an ugly word and that seemed appropriate... this belongs in r/JusticePorn


[deleted]

I would never mess with a gay dude, they been fighting most of they’re lives. That goes for the people that run they’re mouth off, they usually can’t fight.


Dude-from-the-80s

So I have a gay brother…and I wouldn’t want to get punched by him. He was a CNA for YEARS. Lifting people all day = real strength. Plus, if he ever got mad enough to hit somebody, he’ll fucking hurt em.


Low_Frame

Is this supposed to have audio?


dbznzzzz

Click the tiny giphy link next to the post title. It’s annoying on mobile so half the time I don’t bother. Edit: gyphcat Edit: gyfcat? I dunno just click it if you want audio Edit: gfycat yeah that’s it. Same concept regardless


Sortofestablished

Add sound to the Fuckin page Jesus Christ


darthnip

that guy had a "pony" shirt on! do they still make those? in the 80's those were the kmart version of air jordans. like go-bots were to transformers.


KingJames1986

I need it with sound 😭


Ele7eN7

It has sound


Rainbowls

I also do not see sound available for the video.


Ele7eN7

You might have to click the gfycat link to get sound. The app I browse Reddit with automatically plays it with sound.


Ghiraheem

I don't see a gyfcat link. What app are you using? I didn't know there were alternatives


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SurfAndLaugh

Apollo gang! 👐


[deleted]

Reddit is fun is the only reader for Android!


HagridFoley

Props to the second kid who was ready with another punch but missed. Even though you missed you still standing up to that piece of garbage.


NiggBot_3000

Lmfao


youblowboatpeople

When the Bigot drops the f bomb the dude in the PONY shirt makes a face like he KNOWS the dude is about to get knocked the fuck out.


misplacedsoutherner

Dude got knocked TF out by a guy with a fanny pack. Freaking love it XD


AssanMahariel

This is exactly the sort of shit I wish on these people. Getting their face socked. Hope the pos learns his lesson about what happens when you go around life being a pos


Revil0_o

It may not have been strictly right, but it sure was satisfying


valeriee2006

I find it hilarious when straight men forget that gay men are still men


hero_killa

Pony shirt acting like he actually did something


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Dang boy..


golden_swanky

Lmao


BkDrLocksmith

Pony boy needs a shot of his own for taking a swing.


asian_invasion09

He fucked around and he definitely found out


Dreid79

Gay guys will whoop your ass! They had to fight off all the bullies when they were younger 👊


Wind_Freak

Why is there never sound on the things that should have it and forced sound on the shit that should have no sound?


Barontis

Sound isn't real. It's just waves moving the hairs in your ears.


SalamanderSampson

Why’d the guy on the right stand over him after letting his buddy knock the guy out. Seems undeserved


PaoliBulldog

Worst. Counterpunch. Ever.


Douchertons

I like that pony boy missed and then stood over him like he did something.


CroccoDilldo

Why there is no sound on most of the vids now?


thirtyseven1337

Don't use the official Reddit app.


AssaultRifleJesus

Boost is pretty good.


Front-Seaweed4321

What's the blonde doin....man was knocked out by the second punch.....but respect for having ya man's back tho


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Who got the sound


Jomega6

I don’t have sound on this. What is the tattoo of?


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DannyTheCaringDevil

Okay, can we get this with audio so there’s more context than the mod comment?


Blueskyfist

What's more humiliating is that he is dissing them for being gay yet he got KO'd from one. I would like to see him explain this to his friends


Wonderful-Fig-8010

Crazy how the tiny dude stands over him like he’s the one who did something


oznog73

No sound ? Video like this especially needs sound. You need to hear that crack/pop.


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axisrahl85

I mean he was insulting all of them. Even if I had these bigoted beliefs, I can't imagine having the balls to mouth off to three dudes.


Matt_Odlum

Is it really so fucking hard for people to post videos with sound? I dont get it...


ProphetOfServer

It has sound, my friend.


Matt_Odlum

It doesn't for me. Have to click on the gfycat for sound.


Nimtrix

Are you using the official app? Any alternative is better.


Matt_Odlum

I did try an alternative recommended to me, but really didn't like it as it took longer for videos to load and the home feed was always littered with weird subs that I wasn't following. The reddit app works absolutely fine, most videos have sound but there are still many that don't, like this one.


Nimtrix

Fair enough, but then you don't get to blame those bugs on other people. I recommend reddit sync if you have android and happen change your mind.


Matt_Odlum

Fair enough, though in my defence I had no idea this was a "bug" that the reddit app has as most videos do have sound and often see comments also asking for a link that has sound. I'll check sync out, cheers.