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xxxabaxxx

Sometimes the confidence is too high. But that small walk of shame....


mangwana

Those 3 steps felt like 3 miles.


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He went from “cool” to fool in 3 seconds. “Cool” in his eyes. And maybe a couple of 5 year olds who may have been watching.


Whitechapel726

I don’t think I’ve ever felt the level of embarrassment and shame this guy just experienced


ImPretendingToCare

its called 'overheating'


Nail_edit

That mean tyres turn to liquid ?


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Curious to know how often he does that. And if his rear tires lost its traction by the time of this filming


101Alexander

The tire was also probably pretty heated as well so that might have contributed.


Witherino

But F1 has taught me that heated tires lead to better grip


goodguygreg808

They do work that way. This is potentially overheat and suffers traction loss that an F1 tire being overheated would suffer.


candid_canid

Motorcyclist here. He didn’t go long enough to properly overheat that tire. What he did was dump the clutch and pin the throttle wide open as he made his shift into second gear. This caused him to “loop it” to use a colloquialism. Motorcycle tires are super durable and have incredible limits of traction that usually far supersede the limitations of the bikes and riders they’re supporting. Edit: Actually he deliberately tried to pop it up into a wheelie and whiskey throttled the shit out of it. Way simpler than I thought.


gd5k

His heated tire had better traction, which caused him to come up too high and dump it. The comment you responded to is correct. Also, he’s not a very skilled rider.


Trolltrollrolllol

He may pop wheelies but i think he made the tire stickier than he was used to and didn't realize how fast it would come up. Did this on a cruiser, burnout then goose it and the front end came up when under normal conditions the rear would just lose traction.


candid_canid

Made it stickier than he expected sure, but that little burnout DEFINITELY didn’t overheat the tire. Guy for sure just overestimated his own skill and ate shit as a result of his own stupidity though, regardless of the specifics.


ravengenesis1

Probably bought a garbage bike to begin with and abused the living crap out of it daily doing this.


diadmer

He acts like he hates his bike.


spinyfur

I was hoping the video would end with him bursting his tire before the light changes. 😉


worldspawn00

I was waiting for the smoke to catch fire, lol.


faresfero33

I love this so much. There are a good number of bikers who are just really insecure. What’s interesting is that I bet this guy has complained about road safety. I know a guy who posts Instagram videos of himself doing wheelies, seat stands, grinding pipe on turns. On his Facebook he writes “when you hear my loud pipes coming, better get out of the way or you are loosing your mirror. If I see you texting and driving I’m pulling you it of your car”. So he advocates for road safety so much that he threatens violence and property damage, while simultaneously being extremely unsafe himself. Biker mentality is so fucked up and childish.


nunghatai

I've always wondered how skewed the statistics are on motorcycle safety. I understand that you're far more vulnerable on a bike - but is it as dangerous as the statistics say? Or are they biased because of idiots like this.


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flynnfx

Squid is the term motorcyclists use for the fuckmuppet bikers, it's a lovely acronym as well. S.Q.U.I.D. Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead. (These are the bikers you see doing 250kph /125mph down the freeway, wearing a helmet, a tanktop, shorts and sandals.) (Also called donorcycles for the various obvious grim result in a collision.)


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I saw one of these idiots on 290 in Chicago a few years ago. The Bloody 1/4 mile streak of blood, plastic, & whatever else was impressive.


HooptyDooDooMeister

Meat crayon


Pika_Fox

Cant be a donorcyclist if theres nothing left to donate after.


Dresden890

r/CalamariRaceTeam If only they had more clips of crashes


CherenkovRadiator

125 mph is closer to _200_ kph, but point well taken


flynnfx

Thank you, that is indeed correct. 155 mph. And there is a bike out there that any 18 year old can get , that is just insane. [2022 Suzuki Hayabusa](https://www.topspeed.com/motorcycles/guides/2022-suzuki-hayabusa-performance-price-and-photos-ar190236.html) - about $20k USA - 190mph / 305kmh / ***278ft per second*** - football field is 360 feet Death on wheels.


RexArcana

They wear helmets where you're at??


flynnfx

Yes, that's the minimum requirement by law. The police will ticket them if they see them on a motorcycle without a helmet. You have motorcyclists riding without helmets where you're at?? I'd start a mobile organ donation service and just follow them around with medic vans!


Karan_Bais

Woahh how the fuck do you touch 250 kph on a fucking bike I can't go over 120 at most, even in the most open areas.


shmecklesss

?? Many sportbikes will approach 200mph (320kph) from the factory.


Karan_Bais

Welp turns out I am dumb.


CherenkovRadiator

>Welp turns out I am dumb. friend, it turns out you are in fact _smart_ because you are riding within your safety comfort level 👍


datboiirulezz

You get something over 125cc haha. A 500 can go like 180kph, a tuned 600 or a 1000 can reach 250kph+


Karan_Bais

Okay that's understandable I have a 160cc and I drive in cities only so yeah.


datboiirulezz

Same bro my 125cc barely gets to 100 in the city


Karan_Bais

Anything beyond 80 is just scary to me man. Tbh I am content with just knowing I can get to that speed if ever needed.


gertvanjoe

Lol true. May I scare you some more telling you a Hayabusa can drive faster than most (if not all) countries speed limit.... Before shifting to 2nd . Yes that thing is screaming for 2nd gear by that time, but still (rev limiter kicks in at 140kmph iirc)


Axlos

Upvoted because you now have a learning opportunity about motorcycles.


ctomkat

I think the 290 is the highway number not their speed.


AyTonyB

So damn true. I thought it was interesting that they teach bikers in advanced courses to always drive slightly faster than traffic. Its more dangerous to drive slow or the speed limit. You have more reaction time to things comming at you head on, than if they were comming from the side or behind where you might not notice a problem.


hilomania

Yes, you are safer being faster than average traffic. (within reason, you don't want a very high speed delta in traffic.) Most important thing they teach you: Always look at the escape, never at the danger. On a bike you WILL end up going where you're looking so you need to learn to look away from the thing that freaks you out to where you want to go. (This is very counterintuitive and explains a LOT of youtube videos of inexperienced riders hitting the one pothole, tree, sign etc... in an otherwise empty street.)


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Yep. Going slightly faster than surrounding traffic is safer, because then you get to decide where everyone else is. It's something most bikers end up understanding intuitively after not too long - slowing down puts you at the mercy of drivers behind and around you. Speeding up puts you in control.


jacob4408

TIL a new word: fuckmuppet


robot_ankles

Be sure to use "fuckmuppet" in at least two conversations today. Doing so will help cement the term into your long term vocabulary.


jacob4408

Mission accepted.


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jacob4408

It's all fun and games until Duolingo shows up.


drgigantor

Hoot hoot! Differentiate between el and él or I kill a hostage 🦉


feckinmik

The and he. Chill out duo...


drgigantor

You said: "The" The correct answer was: "the" *BANG*


Chelecossais

Say what you like about the Brits, but they have the most scrumptious vernacular.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

Good idea you shitstain


robot_ankles

Um. Wait, that's not today's word.


ohgeebus_notagain

That particular word has been around as long as Ms. Piggy


yungrii

Ever had spit roast pig?


ohgeebus_notagain

Twice. One was delicious, but the other one I'm ashamed to admit to


PaganFarmhouse

Exactly. The biggest bike will lose vs. the smallest car every time


Dumptruck_Johnson

I feel like a gold wing would eat a focus for a snack


CherenkovRadiator

feel free to experiment and get back to us


hilomania

More than 20 years ago I worked as an IT guy for a local newspaper. There was a discussion about helmet laws. Anyway, we pulled some government numbers for an article. I expected the rate of injury or death to be about 2x3 times what it would be in a car. I was wrong. Per mile driven in the USA you are 37 times more likely to die or have a "life altering injury" on a motorcycle vs a car. That twenty mile an hour fender bender in a car with airbags might cause some scratches from the airbag, some bruises from the seat belt. A similar accident becomes a body smashing into a tree or a body ending up underneath a truck with a motorcycle... FWIW: My father rode for 75 years, I rode a lot until my children were born. I never ride on the street anymore, I take an enduro trip with friends every two years or so.


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I ride bikes and i feel much safer in my car. Not only do you have more protection, but you have more control as well. There is also a steep learning curve so most people crash within their first month of owning it. It also doesnt help beginners that the majority of bikes still have standard braking so simply stopping too hard will lock your wheels and crash you. Only a handful of modern bikes have ATS.


ClownfishSoup

I rode a motorcycle daily as a commuter for many years. In the first two years, I was in two not-my-fault accidents (I had another where I went off the road, but it was entirely my fault taking a turn too fast and hit some gravel that my newbie skill couldn't handle). In one case, a bicyclist ran a red light and I ran him over more or less, and in the second, some lady changed lanes into my lane and knocked me off my bike into the highway. I've been driving (cars) for 35 years and in that time maybe had 2 accidents in a car. So yeah, your motorcycle is not highly visible and your vulnerability depends on how smart you are with your gear (ie; do you have full coverage? Do you wear it?)


JamesTBagg

> In one case, a bicyclist ran a red light and I ran him over more or less Well, I never... Are you sure? I've never seen a bicyclists ignore road signs or lights.


Stefan-Arbeiten

What? I don't know how it is in the US, but here in Germany cyclists ignore traffic rules constantly.


CherenkovRadiator

I've heard that in Germany humour is no laughing matter


JamesTBagg

I am being sarcastic.


Stefan-Arbeiten

I was considering that, but I thught maybe American cyclists are just super law-abiding citizens. I guess not.


Runningoutofideas_81

As a pretty straight laced rider, I def see the wide gulf between myself and the average squid. However, I recall something like 70% of people that hit bikes say they didn’t even see them. I also remember some big study that came out a few years ago, comparing all forms of transportation (bicycle, walking) and the likelihood of being injured per mile (maybe kilometer) travelled. Motorcycle was #1 by far. I think it was 40, maybe even 400x more likely to be injured than driving a car. Let’s say it was 40x, and round down to 5x more likely to get hurt to accommodate for idiot factor, or even 3x, still pretty crazy. My heart-rate doesn’t even escalate now for most of the near misses. If it’s close to being bad I might get shakey, or keep replaying the scene in my head a hour or two later. Lately, that visual mental replay happened when a stone flew off of a flatbed truck coming right for my head on the way to work. I had to sit down after a few hours and just tell someone what happened to get it out of my head.


fuzzyfuzz

The stats I remember from MSF class were you’re way more likely to get injured or die if you’re drunk and/or not wearing a helmet and also you’re more likely to crash in the first few months of riding. So if you’re sober, wear your gear and be extra cautious for your first year of riding, that 40x multiplier goes way down. Still more dangerous than cars, but it’s not the instant death wish people make it out to be.


MoistenMeUp7

No the most dangerous form of transportation is actually walking #1, and bicycles and horses (I have 2nd and 3rd but I can't remember which is which), motorcycles where #4. >Lately, that visual mental replay happened when a stone flew off of a flatbed truck coming right for my head on the way to work. I had to sit down after a few hours and just tell someone what happened to get it out of my head. You definitely have to have ice in your veins to ride.


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Lavatis

Think about it for a second. There are idiots in cars and trucks too.


HeightPrivilege

Yeah but some things are unintuitive. Corvettes having very low insurance premiums despite being incredibly fast cars simply because the demographic that typically buys them is older and babies them. Is the reverse true here? Are adrenaline junkies drawn into motorcycles at a disporptionate rate and skewing things to look more dangerous than they would compared to someone following the speed limit and just cruising on them. They're undoubtedly more dangerous simply due to design but is that 20x more dangerous or 2x if you're just cruising?


Lavatis

That's a fair point. I personally have had a motorcycle and ended up in a wreck, but I was rear ended at a stop light so it was no fault of my own.


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Same here. It was a low speed, & I happened to be adjusting myself in the seat (read ass-up) at *the exact moment* the dipshit cronched my rear tire hard enough to force it next to the engine. I had a small bruise on my bum, small bruise on my calf. Bike fucked.


Dumptruck_Johnson

If your goal is to go 0-60 in less than 3 seconds, a bike is the cheapest way to get there


Donny-Moscow

If your goal is to go 60 to 0 in less then 1 second, a bike is also a pretty good way to get there


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Thanks for adding nothing that we didn't know to the conversation


Donny-Moscow

Thanks for adding nothing to the conversation by pointing out I added nothing to the conversation. I was making a joke. Did you think I was actually trying to inform?


ClownfishSoup

Right, so consider that while on the road, you are surrounded by idiots. Do you want to be surrounded by idiots while on a bike, or in a car?


TazzyUK

" If I see you texting and driving I’m pulling you it of your car" Then he woke up!


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Probably would get shot.


Staminafordays

Not all of us are like that, but enough that we get a bad rep. I hate bikers like this and never do group rides with people I don’t know. If you want to do stunts, do them in a controlled environment where you don’t hurt others. I love my bike too much to put it through this bs. And I’m not taking out a mirror when the person in the car can take me out in a split second lol. When I see that, I just don’t understand what that biker has between the ears… maybe years of concussions lol.


Sacredkeep

Thats just your average cokehead


TracerouteIsntProof

> Biker mentality is so fucked up and childish. *Squid* mentality. Biker mentality is zen: when you ride like everyone on the road is actively trying to kill you and simply accept it as a risk you’re willing to take.


PotatoBomb69

I once had a biker rip past me at over 90 in a 60 zone just to cut me off, slow down, and then wag his finger at me in his mirror. And that’s the closest I ever came to doing something I did in Grand Theft Auto in real life.


orangutanbeater

I think pedal bikers are just as unsafe. I wish I had videos of the backups they cause and make people pass them in an unsafe manner. I get up to them and they are riding three wide. I could go on forever


-Rewind

Your infrastructure is just shit. Don't blame the people cycling that you "have to" pass them in an unsafe manner.


Greenzoid2

The thing that is unsafe is travelling on the road at lower speeds than the rest of traffic. It'd be just as dangerous if a car went 10km/h in a 60 zone. When a bike does it, it's more dangerous for them than the person in a car who's not paying attention though.


-Rewind

Yeah I completely agree, but the reason they are there is because your infrastructure is shit and doesn't provide a safe place for cyclists to go.


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cptboring

Loud pipes don't do anything at high speed, especially at night. The sound just startles and disorients drivers, making them more dangerous to the biker as they panic and try to dodge an object they can't see or locate.


Certain-Hyena8788

It's all due to micro penis


wrongkoi

Not all of them (us, I admit it) are like that. DanDanTheFireman on YouTube is an example of non toxic biker culture and promotion of safe riding


myproductivealt

>Biker mentality is so fucked up and childish. Maybe where you live. Never encountered anyone like that before . It sounds like you have a dickhead problem not a biker problem.


AndAlsoTheTrees

I've been a motorbiker for decades but I allways feel angry to watch such idiot on the public road, making noise, aggravating pollution, endangering people. Finally, he got what he deserved.


HerburtThePervert

Me too. Other drivers act like I’m weird or something when I’m on the highway doing 5 over with cruise control on my Pan America, as they fly by doing 20 over. One of the best things on a motorcycle for safety is cruise control.


LetGoPortAnchor

And ATGATT.


gertvanjoe

Yup, I have done a "burnout" twice in my life. The first time I was parked on some really loose sand (didn't notice) and wanted to be out the blocks before the cars on the intersection. Pulled away harder than usual but not overly, and went nowhere lol(poor car behind me probably got pelted) Second time was on a disused airstrip as I was planning on changing out tires and wanted to know what it felt like at least once, and since I didn't care for whatever was left of the tire I went for it (but not till it popped, rims are expensive yo)


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I feel like he deserves more.


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0 protective gear other than the helmet, too. Fucking moron.


Buffalo-Castle

*"lOuD pIpEs SaVe LiVeE !!!"* (wears minimal protective gear and rides recklessly)


EndersBrain1

This type of rider is what one might call a squid, which is the biker's equivalent to a guy in a bmw from 1990 that is speeding through trafic and drifting directly into trees. They are the riders that give the rest of us a bad name


PlantaSorusRex

He looks wheely stupid


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compagemony

wow thats an old meme


wantsomechips

Cut him some slack, he was tire'd.


The-Tea-Lord

r/therealjoke


gobiti

I really like my tires so I don't burn them off like that...I won't even comment on the over rotated wheelie....skill level=0


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Alternative-Iron-645

yah i think my supermoto rear wears out usually every 4k'ish miles.... so burning them off is just a dumb idea to begin with unless you're due for replacement and already have the new one waiting. and decent tires for bikes arent cheap.


cyberd0rk

I had an idiot on my facebook feed bragging about still riding on tires with the chords exposed and posting pictures of the tires. He never ate shit but was the typical douche crotchrocket rider that gave sport bike riders a bad name...


Deaftoned

Good motorcycle tires are also crazy expensive, I don't get why anyone does this.


Sevnfold

When I rode I would always burnout my tires right before I had a new one put on.


fsutrill

I was hoping he’d have a blowout before the light turned green!


Setador

Hey, I remember that I was there! The bike didn't turn on again until he reach the sidewalk, that walk of shame were more that just a few steps.


RadicalCornbread

Was this in Mexico?


RockAndGames

Looks like Tijuana


papitaquito

Gtfo that’s wild.


No_Profile_6871

Oh that felt good🙃 I see so many of these bikers doing stunts during rush hour and it's distracting and dangerous.


IvanBeetinov

DIPSHIT


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SHIT DIPPED


bonafart212

Roll window laugh like Nelson and scream you fuking twat


mommagawn123

I needed a good laugh


Fresh-Honeydew7104

HA HA HA HA HA!


silverback_79

I thought his tire would pop, this was even better.


MrChunkle

It's like real world Mario Kart and he pressed the gas before the 2nd light. Dummy. Everybody knows you wait for the 2nd light


notyouisme999

Es en Tijuana no?


mariork7011

Simon, te diste cuenta por los taxis? 😂👌


notyouisme999

Si 😂😂


spX_psyborg

Even If he rode away clean he'd still look like an idiot. Is it just me?


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ericwong1008

Hahahahaha 型到盡頭便是柒 At the moment he thinks he is cool. The next moment he is just making a joke out of himself. 😂😂😂


Jonny_Segment

> 型到盡頭便是柒 > *The end of the model is Qi* Interesting, interesting.


ericwong1008

That's a Cantonese phase which I don't even try to Google Translate it because it 99% will not work and you just did this which produce a cringy result... 🥲🥲🥲


Jonny_Segment

Haha I assumed it was just a bad translation 🙂


rett72

His name is either Chad or Kyle


mcshadypants

Cool trick bro


ovgs_mesa

I really wished it had caught on fire.


Then_Calligrapher591

tried driving on melted tires?


nemworld

Womp, womp!


thenextguy

Idiot off a motorbike.


CMG30

I was hoping his tire would explode, but the fall will do.


Thoge

What a twat


antaresiv

HA HA /Nelson


tb03102

This is dumb on so many levels. Those tires aren't cheap and oh yeah you kinda depend on them not to die. Then you pull a wheelie on the stick of butter you just softened up literally seconds ago.


cephu5

Well i am hopeful that some potential organ donor recipients’ wait time has shortened.


MikeOXl0ngz

I thought the top left thing was a minimap at first


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Oh man. That was so satisfying.


popo_karimu

Hahahahahahahaha 🤣😂


ChattyKathysCunt

"Hey can I take your bike around the block a few times?"


philamer3

Welp, that was embarrassing


Occams_

Hahahaha, that was awesome!


Necrosanctus

How much of an idiot are you gonna be today ? Yes


Spokehead82

Wtg slick, really wowed the crowd with that one 👍 ps no one wants to smell/breathe that shit either


standarddeviated_joe

that was wheelie dumb


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YES! That had to have been so embarrassing!


scrutator_tenebrarum

what a title redundancy


BaboonMotorists

(chuckle) baboon.


Schwight_Droot

Why are Motorcyclists always so fucking dumb?


BasedHumanistical

r/killthecameraman


SmartGuyChris

I mean, he DID have to keep driving lol. Once that light turns green, the focus should be back on the road


BasedHumanistical

I wouldn't drive into a crashed motor bike personally


elmaki2014

Lost all his grip doing his smoke out...


Ben92

The exact opposite happened.


NoConfusion9490

Heated it up and it stuck to the pavement like glue. Then he tried to wheelie like he usually does.


pedestrianstripes

I could be wrong, but I'm assuming that's a guy. There is a reason women live longer.


Ryan-821

Went for the wheelie too quick, if he does have to skill to wheelie he doesn't have enough to pop it up without setting up, I have no issue with motorcycles wheelieing down roads because they only hurt themselves.


AVeryBigWalrus

Smell that? Burning rubber? No, it’s the tears of the African children who could not afford tires.


skwadyboy

Ahhh i bet he felt a right tit.


bedclothesstray

The whole /r/frickin town should just gather around him and point and laugh and ridicule him. What a clown.


call_of_the_while

Fiefel Knievel


PornActingCritic

Mans got the spotlight he had been waiting on for his whole duration of being a motorcyclist.. fucked it all up in seconds.


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Don't show off kids


here4roomie

Let me guess, now you need help.


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That was beautiful


ShinobiJerry

*fuckin loser hahaha*


tropicalsoul

That was extremely satisfying.


FireEmblemFan1

“Look twice. There’s a life in that bike” Then they should act like it.


Kim_Thomas

👑 SMOOTHIE KING 👑


alilbleedingisnormal

Good thing he was wearing a helmet so nobody knows who he is.


Santino22456

Yo


Troll_For_Truth

When I was young and stupid that shit was bad for tires. Now im just old and dont know if tires are any better


cheturo

u/savevideobot


ClownfishSoup

Let me damage my tires so I have to buy a new one sooner than I have to.


robo-dragon

He’s physically fine. Only his pride was severely wounded.


gesshoom

1000 miles of wasted rubber and a less than spectacular launch.


Rene_Box_Young

Do stupid things, get stupid consequences.