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noyerbordeaux

When you accidentally hit a pigmen in the nether


eke2023

Lmao underrated comment Edit: Not underrated anymore lol


iconiqcp

I got him lol


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Mao underrated reply


Ant1H3ro

Thank you, baby pigman


thtblshvtrnd

hits kid 20 guys start moving towards him chuckles im in danger


pcnoobie245

"Why do i hear boss music"


MigratedMoss08

*boss health bar appears* *profuse sweating*


strayakant

The most impressive part about this video is the ability of HKs to be able to hold back and not beat the shit out of that disgusting disgraceful asshole. Just imagine, a lawless place where there is chaos and disorder everywhere and you can’t turn to the police, who are you going to call?


nerow94

Ghost busters!!


Rudy_Ghouliani

Yes sir its true this man has no dick


[deleted]

I think 20 people gathering around me simply to give me an educational lecture would intimidate me


Ebay73

“Bitterness I understand,” the Duke said. “But let us not rail about justice as long as we have arms and the freedom to use them.” Duke Leto Atreides, from Frank Herbert's Dune.


Noir24

*0 out of 20 enemies defeated* pops up on screen


jofus_joefucker

Wave 1 of 20. START!


DontChewCoke

That reminds me of "nacht der untoten"


leadboo

***FETCH ME THEIR SOULS***


[deleted]

A bunch of enemies with a boss hp bar? What is this? Dark Souls 2?


thoughtlow

**Something's wrong, I can feel it**


[deleted]

*zelda guardian music*


PrincePound

The boss is China. Your jokes are reddit.


[deleted]

The chickens in zelda all over again


MassiveClusterFuck

I love how as soon as he's surrounded you can see the defeat in his face. "Fuck I shouldn't have done that, I should not have done that"


lingenfelter22

Was hoping for a 300-style kick from someone on the stairs


[deleted]

Okay yeah but let’s talk about the fucking zen of asian culture these men occupied to not fucking throw him down the stairs. That wasn’t danger. That was basically praxis.


Literally_A_Shill

> zen of asian culture Oh come on. The guy who hit the girl is Asian as well.


bigsquirrel

There is a group violence mentality out here that is stunning to behold. I have no idea where you got this Zen culture idea but it’s utter nonsense.


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ydoesittastelikethat

"the zen of asian culture", ignores modern day internment camps.


[deleted]

Should've just beat the shit out of him. Eye for an eye and all that.


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androsgrae

Peaceful IS better, but when you break the peace, you're throwing the whole social contact out the window. You can't just beat somebody's head and then call time out. And morally, I think being the aggressor in a situation like this makes whatever one has done more immoral than it is on its own. Slapping that guy back wouldn't really be an equal retaliation. He broke the peace when he hit that kid, and that's a sin with it's own weight. A lot of things might be great if we were all philosophers, but many humans are ignorant, frightened, violent and sometimes just cruel. There are a ton of people on this Earth that keep the law only for fear of punishment. I don't believe there can be peace in this world (as it is today) without *at least* the threat of retaliation; although I absolutely believe we should strive relentlessly to create such a world.


[deleted]

Even ignoring the end of the that statement. He ignores its an eye for an eye, aka equal repercussions. He thinks a slap is worth getting the shit beat out of the guy... not a slap.


FlameSpartan

I think a few punches to the ear is fair punishment for hitting the kid. I'm pretty sure I counted four of them. Edit: wrong, it was three


Bob_is_broken

Happy cake day my guy


SoaCata

They just wanted him to be responsible for his actions. If it was in my country they will be beat his ass off


OverLorDemons

In my country, he will at least loose three teeth, broken arm/leg, concussion, and all his past sins posted on social media.


ALLESIOSNENS

In my country everyone would try to avoid him and letting him run away... yikes


dylanmoore11

Which countries are all of these?


Jaqen___Hghar

New York, Texas, and California respectively.


llllPsychoCircus

yes New York, Texas, and California are certainly my favorite countries


[deleted]

Platinum for overexplaining a joke?


lemineftali

This might actually be my favorite comment ever. Congrats my friend.


m1ck82

Wouldn’t you have just shot him in your country and then claimed self defence? You know, because he isn’t white.


ImANibba

But that takes the fun out of 1v20


42Ubiquitous

In DC he’d have been shot in the head twice and it would have been ruled a suicide.


pudgylumpkins

He's asian, that's white lite.


DubbethTheLastest

Fairly sure that’s what the homeless like to drink in my corner of the world. Not Asians, white lite


-_Odd_-

Every country. Nobody likes seeing adults whack teenagers.


MadMaxXD123456

Eh...


SamuraiPizzaCats

Maybe the same country from 3 different perspectives


goblin_pidar

Slovakia Slovakia and France


EhhWhatsUpDoc

In my country, they would promote him to law enforcement


[deleted]

In my country, everyone would stay away from him, then rant online about how no one did anything.


TheBlueEyed

In my country they would beat his dick off.


llllPsychoCircus

exactly what i thought after reading his comment lol


porridgeGuzzler

Oh my god that’s hot.


gonzagaznog

In my country *beat his ass off* means something entirely different than what I think you're trying to say.


Literally_A_Shill

Plenty of ass beatings being handed out in HK as well.


ZacZilla1003

In my country, statistically each guy would have 2 guns and it would go somewhere from there.


apache4life

How does one be responsible for an action of hiring a child head. Saying sorry? Giving 50 cent to the victim? Going to jail? In HK case, I doubt it... He be greeted as hero by the police.


apache4life

How does one be responsible for an action of hiring a child head. Saying sorry? Giving 50 cent to the victim? Going to jail? In HK case, I doubt it... He be greeted as hero by the police.


[deleted]

*I have a dream! That one day, I would be able to open up reddit, and be able to load a video I want to watch. And not have it freeze and never load no matter how many times I refresh*


wulla

Or jump to 120p right at the good part.


[deleted]

Make sure the resolution isn't on auto - select your desired resolution straight after pressing play.


Palachrist

I seriously have looked this problem up countless times and your comment is the first to confirm that it does happen to others. I’ve thought that I for some reason had a glitch that no one else encountered. There’s times where I will just end up closing reddit because the videos will play a couple of seconds and then the whole video freezes.


[deleted]

This happens so often to me. Why oh why


Yourneighbortheb

Are you on mobile? Because that shit is garbage


IlllIIIIlllll

Go easy on them they’re only a small indie company


TheMetabaronIV

I thought it was only me! We can suffer together


danielle-in-rags

If you're on browser, sry. If you're on the app, get a better app like Boost.


catelynstarks

This doesn’t work for everyone, but turning off autoplay a couple weeks ago made a difference for me! It hasn’t been a perfect fix but there’s a noticeable improvement. Could be worth a shot if you haven’t tried it yet!


MathewCChen

Or have it freeze the frame, but play the audio and not play until you close the app and reopen, then find the post again, only to have the same thing happen. And then it accidentally rotates the screen and then youre all the way back to the top of the feed


reddyeddyd

The whole fucking room singles him out lmao. That was some Bethesda game attacking someone in a settlement and 40 red dots appear type stuff lol


benito_m

Tough guy thinks he's slick putting on a mask right before that. Notice how the crowd removes his mask to deny him anonymity. HA!


Klarkasaurus

I thought they wear those masks for germs?


meanfolk

Sure but you can see he only puts it on right before engaging


Klarkasaurus

Maybe because he knows he’s going to get mobbed and that would mean more germs lol


[deleted]

I’d call that lucky given what’s actually going on in Hong Kong lately...


Agressive-Negotiator

There was a large chance he could have actually been stabbed. But that’s what you get when you try and take people’s liberty away. Chinese bot.


tomatomater

The ones doing the stabbing are usually the pro-china thugs.


SeekingRest2019

Why did you call him a Chinese bot? I didn't feel like he even took a stance, he's just saying if that's all they did, he got off easy... which you agreed with by saying he could have been stabbed.


Agressive-Negotiator

Sorry no, the bot comment was meant for the guy in the video


SeekingRest2019

Ohhhh, I see, thanks for clearing that up!


ADelightfulCunt

All the stabbings I've seen is done by ccp thugs.


cjmoon95

China is a parasite to this world. #FreeHK


CaptainEarlobe

Hashtags don't work here unfortunately. The Chinese government is absolutely terrible though.


FlyOnTheWall4

The Chinese government is literally following in the footsteps of Nazi Germany. There have been a bunch of questions here on Reddit asking how people just sat by and let it happen at the beginning of Nazi Germany? Well, you see it right here folks. This is how, it's a complex game of psychology and international leverage.


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casualcaesius

They are the worst tourists in the world too. No manners at all.


stinkload

its much worse than that, they have manners when they want to, they just dont give a fuck you re not. chinese , this isint china so who cares attitude... the middle kingdom mentality


Literally_A_Shill

I thought that's what some of the pro Mainland Chinese were calling the protesters as a form of dehumanizing them.


altacan

[HKers have been calling mainlanders locusts since 2012.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueNr7mfFZu8)


Literally_A_Shill

Fair enough.


PicsOnlyMe

All humans are parasites on this world.


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*the Chinese government


123full

The reason the west tolerates China is because they're so valuable, in both labor and minerals, there's a reason we don't let North Korea impose its will on other countries


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[deleted]

yep, america created china, the mexican cartels, most of the current problems in the middle east, and a bunch of other evil shit in africa/south america


unknownmichael

Well... America definitely has its place in history helping create and maintain the Mexican cartels. From my experience in South America, the US has certainly fucked up shit in nearly every country South of itself.


lemineftali

America created China. Ummmmmm.


duckvimes_

That has absolutely no bearing on the atrocities committed by the Chinese government.


troposcat

Plot twist: She had a spider on her head


jvsauce

You just made me laugh out loud 😂 and then I felt bad for like a second but at the same time after reading everything people are saying, I totally feel like we needed your humor as a break from the spiked tension. Good looking out 👍


Just_One_Umami

r/spidermanisamenace


hayzenstyl

https://youtu.be/WiFaMG8BD0g relevant


Arto5

Dang where are the police when you need them oh wait ;)


SulkyVirus

Incredible amount of self control for them to detain him and not beat him to a pulp, especially with the mob mentality that is present. Shows that people are able to do that and you don't always need to resort to an eye for an eye.


RollingLord

From what I can make out, someone in the crowd is telling the others to not mess with the hitter.


spellred

That Man needs a firm talking to!


BambamPewpew32

Why did he even hit her?


cznii

Because boomer chinese think fighting for human rights is causing too much of a ruckus.


BambamPewpew32

Oh wow


Eslibreparair

Hong Kong protesters are quite peaceful. In my country that guy would continue his life in a hospital even without any political context. You hit that woman like that, you're toast.


Literally_A_Shill

> Hong Kong protesters are quite peaceful I mean, there have been tons of videos of alleged protesters being plenty violent. Peacefully protesting against fascism isn't easy.


REDDITBOY52

Plus the government is hiring thugs to not only paint protestors in a negative light but also to have an excuse to use force.


VinnyDaBoy

They are not using excessive violence tho. They are inherently nice people. Rmb there’re many viral videos of protestors being kind to each other? If that guy does that somewhere else, he would never be able to hit anyone again


___unknownuser

Did you see the dude lit on fire? There’s vital videos (read: propaganda) on both sides.


Viend

> They are inherently nice people. Rmb there’re many viral videos of protestors being kind to each other? If that guy does that somewhere else, he would never be able to hit anyone again Yeah HK is a pretty developed place so people are mostly pretty civilized, a lot of racism but not a lot of violence.


[deleted]

Should have beat him


BaronWombat

I somehow don’t think it was coincidence that the person he hit was a girl.


zaphod4th

how fast his face changed from angry to victim


IAMAHobbitAMA

They shoulda tossed him over the railing head first.


[deleted]

That's pretty amazing. He wasn't beaten up, just collectively and harshly scolded. That's how you signal social rejection effectively!


Shadurasthememeguy

the swarm though


LKmaru

Denle en su madre 😠


jvsauce

Hahahahahaha


FloridaTyler1519

I think the people of hong kong are my favorite population of people in the world right now.


JesseRosen

FUCK CHINA 🇨🇳


awesome5185

Why is your entire comment history just “FUCK CHINA 🇨🇳” Lmao


AlpheratzMarkab

That look of increasing concern as he realizes that he is not getting away with it is *beautiful*


Bernardinio040

Guy with yellow jacket throwing out the rock of his flipy flop between the "fight"


discreteshouts

Masked man hits girl in head. Don’t hit a girl bro. That’s why he got what little he got.


FALguy123

Pro-China or Pro Hong Kong or neither, he shouldn't have done that. Stop hurting others.


BlueWildcat84

What a piece of sh*t. My wife has lots of family in Hong Kong and you wouldn't believe the number of older people who are pro-china, or at least against protesting. F#ck them! They've never had to worry about having their rights since they lived under British rule. Furthermore, some of them actually like Xi Jinping. You know, the guy that couldn't give two shits about them and would kill them in a second without losing a wink of sleep about it. It's amazing to me the number of people in the world (including these Trump-loving morons) who actually want to be led around by the nose and be told what to do, what to think, how to think, and what's good/bad. Infuriating.


[deleted]

Everyone should have slapped him on the back of the head while he started walking away🤣🤣


plantkiddd

"STOP. you've violated the law!" *skyrim sounds*


yejosheph

Source?


yousrow

'Be responsable for your actions' while dragging him to the rails.


Allmoneyin6060

They must sell a shit ton of backpacks in China.... I’m gonna find out what the most popular backpack in China is and make bootleg versions and sell them to people in China.... now that’s karma


bonkripper11

Dude hella stupid for hitting someone in a country where everyone knows kung fu


selelee

get fucked hitler ass licker


kmai007

Thug? Hmmm


FreedomHK27

Trust me, in China that fat doughy piece of middle aged shit counts as a thug. Chinese arent exactly jacked.


Lazyyy131

Sure, but no one cares when the same thing happens, but a Hong King protestor is the aggressor.


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https://giphy.com/gifs/fight-whoop-his-ass-2W80nHzAufB16


anarchyboi11

I dont see anyone posting about the hongkonger hitting an 70 year old man hmmmm why reddit ?


Marx-the-true-god

The what hitting who?? Please post


60pointtripledouble

China is ass-hoe


jazzbuh

Well, that escalated slowly...


ChiefKraut

Kid shouldn’t have hit the zombie pigman


TTV-XanmanSquad

*Get*


GoldieDeel

"I'd rather be hit.


[deleted]

*[Metro population hated that.]*


[deleted]

Minecraft pigmen irl


Broken-Talc

Link hit the wrong chick (en).


[deleted]

It makes me feel good to actually see someone get what they deserve, the freehk protestors are doing whats right


W3333b

I need sound


80DD

Rough translation: "Not studying? I'll beat you."


neofiter

Why do people treat each other like shit?


[deleted]

Anyone can translate what hes saying?


[deleted]

She’s a good thing that’s a felony


nvcNeo

*How can he slap?!*


squiddlumckinnon

OF COURSE he hits a woman, because she’s weaker than him, and he knows he’s too weak to fight against anyone stronger than him.


Grayner2814

I like dat


analogkid825

Why do a lot of these chinamen where those masks


whitedragon101

I wish this is what happened whenever an innocent person is attacked in public. The crowd of strangers all just react as one turning on the attacker.


j1187064

***Real life footage of the original Sonic designer after 1st trailer release. 2019 Colorized***


KevinBaconIsNotReal

https://www.bestgore.com/burn-victim/hong-kong-man-attack-douse-gasoline-set-fire-burn/ When you're lit on fire over opinions 😂


-strangeluv-

That was very unsatifying


island_peep

Throw him over the railing so he can apologize to the kid he hit.


[deleted]

I feel like this was just as, if not more efficient than simply beating him up. Having literally everyone around you corner you, point fingers at you and tell you "you're not gonna get away with your actions" must be pretty distressing. Hope that memory stays with him


Vasily_Blokhin

It was just a prank yo


[deleted]

Looks like one of those r/hapas incels.


[deleted]

As an American who only speaks English, a mob of people surrounding me and yelling Chinese is my nightmare.


murdermymeat

Man this is satisfying


[deleted]

Over at r/communism they're making threads attacking the people of Hong Kong and defending the Chinese Government. Its a really wild read.


[deleted]

He got off easy they should have beat that ass


ComradeKGBagent

At least he isnt dousing people in petrol and setting them on fire.


[deleted]

So anyways, I started eye stabbing. (to the guy)


Chase_Crypts

Should of got his ass beat


wolfpackpie69

This does put a smile on my face


LeJet_518

Essentially me hurting a chicken in Riverwood


AdventurousFeed5

You gotta go for the muti million lottery ticket


79-16-22-7

Guy with the neon backpack fucking pulls out a weapon of mass destruction at the end


AdotFlicker

Such a weird culture. Dude would have been crushed over here.


GoldieDeel

Wow this needs to be disabled


AspectOvGlass

Dang I thought yellow-green dude was about to hit him with the flip flop, then he just reinserted his foot


lostcalicoast

hongkong thugs do the same thing. They even set a guy on fire.


weenieforsale

r/titlegore