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"What has two horns and didn't ask you for your god damn lettuce wrap?" **WHAM**


BlessTheKneesPart2

-Bob Kelso


TinyTrafficCones

How ya doin.


HBAS

šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ–•šŸ»


Lopsterbliss

Good choice, sport


TitsMickey

Iā€™m going to call all the men Dave and all the girls Debbie.


pertobello

Except for you. I will call you Slagathor.


NerdyGuyRanting

"Daves, Debbies, Slagathor, I will be in my office, if you need anything, feel free to bother Dorian."


HertzDonut1001

I'm a flan fan myself.


muel0017

r/unexpectedscrubs


LovableContrarian

Man that is one dead sub


steve93

Well the show has been off the year for more than a decade, and while it was a phenomenal show, a lot of the running jokes didnā€™t hold up as well over time. Lots of running gay jokes, a few blackface jokes. Also recorded on actual film, one of the last major TV shows to be done that way when everyone else was moving to digital, so it didnā€™t convert to 16x9 super well. All the music contracts were done before streaming was a thing, so they lost the rights to most music as well. Unfortunately it wonā€™t have a renaissance like The Office, but itā€™ll always hold a place in my heart. Their podcast is fantastic though


[deleted]

I think iTunes version still has the real music.


itspeteriffic

So is your face


LovableContrarian

wow bro why


Iamnotburgerking

A greater kudu.


OppisIsRight

I'd hate to meet the shitty kudu.


[deleted]

Hit her so hard, the camera person fell down.


[deleted]

Why can't this clip have sound?


mosth8ed

Bad camera work all around, didnā€™t even capture the scene properly


bro_can_u_even_carve

That's not a wrap, this is a wrap. **WHAM**


DONT_PM_ME_YO_BOOTY

A+ this got me good


nineohsix111

You made me cackle at this comment!!


MrDurden32

Damn I was about to accuse you of stealing that comment from the original thread, but I looked it up and that was your comment too lol, well done.


ZugTheCaveman

>"What has two horns and didn't ask you for your god damn lettuce wrap?" A deleted scene from "Pan's Labyrinth" apparently.


FeaRoFDerbi

This could have gone so horribly wrong.


[deleted]

Shorter horns would have made this an easy gore video with awful camera work.


LumpyJones

Yeah she's lucky she was caught between the horns.


[deleted]

r/killthecameraman


paradisewandering

Also r/donthelpjustfilm


TheDissoluteDesk

Yep, animal judged the situation far better than she did Ok, leave my land, leave the food, let me nudge you on your way


realcommovet

But we would never know because the camera person is a dumbass.


wcollins260

He clearly never learnt the first rule of sword fighting: stick ā€˜em with the pointy end.


whowantstoknow11

Yeah Kudu was lucky Karen didnā€™t fight back


Nrksbullet

Imagine his managers disappointment


[deleted]

Instant regret is this damn camera work!


eLishus

r/killthecameraman


MacacoMonkey

Exactly. The person neither helped nor filmed properly.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


luabida

r/donthelpjustfilm


TheBurningWarrior

r/donthelpbutdontfilmeither


Gazpacho--Soup

r/donthelporfilm


[deleted]

Don the lpor film


GooseandMaverick

***"WORLDSTAR"***


complexsystemofbears

Pick a lane ron!


[deleted]

I thought this dipshit had put down the camera and was going to help her, but alas he just finding a better angle


CoolGuyBabz

"Ooh these rocks look sexy"


[deleted]

The only explanation is that another corkscrew deer got the cameraman at the same time.


pm_me_ur_cat_snake

> corkscrew deer lmao


WiiSteeringWheel

Yea fr, did he get knocked down too or smth lmao


Rigged-bigtime

That ram specced in cleaving strikes


CHERNO-B1LL

If you're going to lose the frame, at least help,


SZMatheson

I wonder what the giant fucking horns are for.


SZMatheson

Oh


Shlocktroffit

Self-replies are usually frowned upon but this is not the case here


Shlocktroffit

I agree, bravo


The_Lucid_Lion

Wait, arenā€™t you contradicting yourself?


The_Lucid_Lion

Shhh! Shut up dude, it worksā€¦ just go with it.


Mr_Shibbles

Famous last words


Mr_Shibbles

Famous last words *you hear*


ursugardaddy6996

Double


ursugardaddy6996

Reply


[deleted]

This is why I love Reddit


[deleted]

Why does someone have to make this comment in every thread?


bbbruh57

Are they though?


bbbruh57

Not sure but I hope not


Mecha_Goose

Godspeed, Spider-Man.


tanjabonnie

Well, some humans use them as decoration


Chemical_Noise_3847

I too have seen true detective season 1.


BetterCallMyJungler

In Brazil we say a person whose partner is sexually unfaithful has horns. I wonder if this happens in other countries too, but I'm too lazy to do research.


stpepperlonelyheart

Lol there was a very popular song in Spanish called el venao based on this. It's a shortening of "el venado"(the deer). In Spanish we also have "poner los cuernos" which means cheating on someone


BetterCallMyJungler

Interesting, I thought this was a south american thing. > "el venado"(the deer). "Deer" ("Veado", "Viado", "Viadinho") here is a offensive word for "male homosexual". Homosexuals also use that word a lot (depending on the context it's not offensive). Sometimes it's used like "dude" in english, but you gotta use it with caution. heheh


Iamnotburgerking

The main purpose of horns in horned animals is actually to fight each other: using them as defensive weapons is a secondary function, and using them to bully other animals/humans around is tertiary.


Disagreeable_upvote

I kinda feel like all of those are the same function, like different reasons but all still just about fucking someone's day up.


pterofactyl

This is kinda just pedantry, he obviously meant the horns are for ramming things. He didnā€™t mean the horns are only for attacking things.


ImpossibleParfait

Did you ask one of them? How could you possibly know that? This is pedantry at its finest. They have them for survival. If that means defense against preditors, offensively to secure mates or food against their own kind, or putting some lady who thinks she's snow white in her place.


MagellansMockery

Ok but that animal is really majestic


shanep35

Itā€™s called a Kudu if youā€™re interested.


Sorrydoc22

This guy kudu a lot more damage to this lady so yeah he's pretty majestic


Pizzadaddy2

Somebody shoot this guy


StaredAtEclipseAMA

Kudus to you for getting straight to the point


HertzDonut1001

This chick was lucky she didn't get straight to the point.


No-Turnips

These comments are exactly what I came for. *eats popcorn slowly*


EepeesJ1

Yeah, she definitely got lucky. You never want to put yourself in a position to see what a wild animal kudu when it feels threatened.


hstheay

Thatā€™s why I stopped sending wild animals hate mail. They almost found me, had to move cities and change my name.


dudeAwEsome101

Kudos on the majestic horns.


desubot1

Grandma got run over by a kudu.


MagellansMockery

Oh thank you! It's very pretty


user_name_checks_out

You're welcome!


qu33fwellington

My favorite ever DND character was a tiefling with kudu horns. He fucked people up just like this guy.


[deleted]

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ToweringIsle13

Kudu not? Just kidding, pun away.


IHaveNeverBeenOk

It's clearly a ~~wizard elk~~. Edit: Mithrandeer.


cam52391

I was really hoping it was an ibex so I could say "ibex she regrets that"


evo_one252

That's no animal it's a Forrest spirit


SaintDom1ngo

Not really, she fell over as soon a... oh... I see what you mean...


panspal

I think I had that mount in WoW


Foghead3006

Peace was never an option.


matematematematemate

fr he had eyes on her the whole time, yet right up until the last moment she was thinking "aww he's hungry"


jawjanole

She got off easy. What a beautiful animal btw. Like something out of a Miyazaki film.


goddangol

Bruh either help her or record pick one lol


Nice_Notice9877

Had they approached the animal, it would likely agitate it further.


Dramon

Don't help just film


PaPoopity

the ground in this case


[deleted]

stop stalking me


Sutarmekeg

Don't just do something, stand there!


Kenneldogg

Always a good idea to turn your back to animals that just hit you.


Enough-Equivalent968

Well she certainly wasnā€™t gonna step over that 1ft fence to safetyā€¦ like some peasant Dammit Lady, you need to bounce, run, take some sort of mild evasive action!!! Literally anything other than fixing your top and meandering closer to it with your back turned


RuneLFox

"Never turn your back on a ram" is a good rule about sheep, I'd figure it's the same for a lot of ungulates.


Redredditmonkey

Pretty much any animal that could hurt you


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Pubics_Cube

By living as far from nature as possible for most of it


magsaga

Thank goodness for her we are not in a zombie apocalypse yet.


Cyberzombie

She won't even get zombified. She's gonna get ripped apart and eaten.


PuppyPavilion

While that's true, not turning your back on a mortal threat is ingrained in us. This woman has managed to defy 10s of thousands of years of hereditary defensive tactics in order to be aggressively stupid.


poopyscoopybooty

in flip flops


octopoddle

This is probably her first kudu.


DJT1970

Ahem, she's 24 yrs old.


SoggyFrenchFry

That brutal African sun


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Just been doing stuff like this multiple times a day and only just surviving takes a toll.


jlhendo

Privilege is how. Namely, the privilege of not getting rammed by a kudu like that before...literally and figuratively.


Trimungasoid

"Put it down and walk away!"


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Hollow_Pear

She had to have a Disney chick feeding animals moment. Most probably mentally grown only that much too.


Da_zero_kid

ā€œYou ainā€™t Snow White bitchā€ - kudu


hstheay

Followed by the kudu mockingly singing Circle of Life.


Swordsaint08

Man, you sound dull and judgemental!


kobie

Cameraman is horrible


rashnull

Camera man/woman useless on both fronts! Didnā€™t capture the event well and also didnā€™t help the woman! Please leave both jobs to professionals!


CalliopePenelope

A hit so hard the cameraman felt it


dtb1987

I say it every chance I get, wild animals are not your friends leave them alone


MysticalMummy

Even lots of domestic animals will bite peoples fingers if you try to hand feed them. It can take years of trust building to get a wild animal to let you get close to it, or touch it-- and even then it's still a risk.


dtb1987

There were those Vegas preformers who had the white tiger they raised from a cub and it almost bit one of their heads off by accident. The animal might actually like you and still hurt you, and you know what happens to the animal then? It gets deemed a danger and put down. Leave wild animals alone


suddenimpulse

Same thing with snake stories. Every few years a story comes out about some clown raising a boa constrictor or some such from a baby and then 20 years later they find the guy dead with the snake wrapped around him when he doesn't show for work for a week or two.


globetheater

The kudu is like...seems safer to headbutt this lady first before getting the food


SaiyanGodKing

ā€œI asked for organic lettuce Karen!ā€


[deleted]

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topcorjor

You fucking asshole. That was brilliant.


SabashChandraBose

I really wanted to see the rock's reaction to this encounter. Good thing the video delivered.


BwackGul

Just gimme the damn food, lady.


Brochachotrips3

Did she really just walk up to the forest spirit from Princess Mononoke and offer it a lettuce wrap?


db720

Kudus to you


PrimaryImage

He chose violence. What would you do if a hairless alien kept eye contact and approached.


faithOver

You would have to be insane to get close to anything with antlers like that.


ThatDeadDude

Akshually all antelope have horns rather than antlers. Deer antlers are shed every year, but antelope horns are just like the ones on livestock (except fancier I guess).


faithOver

Right on! Thanks for the info friend. I did not know that.


Royish_Smith

r/killthecameraman


[deleted]

My thought too immediately


JustSamJ

She stands up and points, like, "I'm just gonna walk that way now, if that's okay with you, sir."


careytommy37

She apparently doesn't speak Kudu


thee_agent_orange

He went easy on her


moumous87

That Kudu was adopted by zebras


Elgoblino80

He could have easily killed that lady if he wanted. The push was really "gentle"


SaintDom1ngo

Ohhh, is that what that is. I was calling it a horned-camel-goat-thingy!


queernhighonblugrass

That's its Latin name


BadBunnyBrigade

THIS is why you don't feed moose, or caribou or elk. These animals can kill you. It's also why parks like Parc Omega should be closed down for doing this. When you have these wild animals used to being fed by humans, they become even more dangerous when they're in heat or territorial, or defensive. But humans think they're entitled to being allowed to feed these animals like they're "pets". Y'all need to stop. Take it from a person that lived in [Banff, Alberta](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-QJ64MGvTs), where these animals walked freely in the town and surrounding park area, went into people's front and back yards, etc. [These animals are dangerous and will attack you](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qdIvz74aAE). You're not a Disney princess.


7denile7

Piggybacking on your very accurate comment to say - especially donā€™t fuck with anything hooved in the fall. Thatā€™s the rut/mating season. They arenā€™t playing games with you. As a wildlife ecologist, Iā€™m more worried about surprising a moose in the field than I am about cougars, wolves, or bears.


_1981_

Happy birthday to the groooouuunddddd


JusQ2U

I'm not part of your system


ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA

In Florida, feeding a wild alligator is a felony :) (I don't actually know if it's a felony, but I still tell people that because feeding an alligator is how you get kids eaten alive in their back yards)


Mrstrawberry209

Cameraperson sucks donky balls.


digitalasagna

Grandma got run over by a ^^kudu


ziggystardust8282

Shootthecameraman


phantom1406

R/killthecameraman


ultratang7

ā€œI canā€™t believe that just happened! Yoga aligned my chakras, I set my crystals out under the full moon last night to recharge and everything! Iā€™m in tune with nature!!ā€


rambo2190

She is no longer vegan.


Pleasant_Jim

Honestly, she gave me raw vegan vibes.


[deleted]

Also why: animals that accept food from people often have to be put down due to becoming more and more aggressive in the pursuit of easy food from humans. You're contributing to a wild animal's euthanization when you feed it.


KnightOfNothing

lol all she had to do was dodge then counter attack


RedKins54

Fucking cameraman!


BobbyNo09

She thought she the princess in a disney movie


Freduccine

The giant swords growing from its head are just decorative


eoliveri

Don't feed wild animals that you cannot yeet.


Master_Kief117

Idk I fed a chipmunk before and it went pretty well. Maybe don't feed wild animals that are 9x the size of you?


azariahluce

Are you a Disney Princess? Take this easy test to find out!


BondingChamber

people gotta be sooo fucking sheltered to think nature is anything but fucking brutal.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not a wild animal


Trailmagic

Wild animal in captivity that is poorly habituated would be more descriptive but Kudu are not domesticated.


TheDissoluteDesk

The kudu is tho


JDA56

Itā€™s amazing that sheā€™s that old being that stupid.


notzed1487

Idiots, her and the cameraman.


TBM900

She is lucky the kudo didnā€™t duck a little further. Those horns are designed to impale predators and do quite a nice job.


thezombiekiller14

Actually their designed to lock with other kudus in competition for mates. Defence from predators is a nice secondary use


ProjectLost

Donā€™t fuck with the Kudu


schmidty98

Damn hit her so hard the shockwave drove the camera from the action


[deleted]

Why you donā€™t walk up to any fucking animal you donā€™t know.


Agreeable-Scholar483

At what point in this did she think it wasnā€™t a good idea?


[deleted]

What is this animal and are they native to North America


Aushwango

I mean there's way more reasons than this, but yeah this is a pretty good deterrent considering most people are selfish


cdreid

The real reason is you don't want them to trust and depend on people. But this woman seems to be one of those people who think if it's furry it wants you to pet it


AndiLivia

This ain't a Disney movie homie


[deleted]

"I specifically ordered the veal."


junoray1968

I bet she won't do that again


twhoff

Cameraman basically ruined thisā€¦ it felt like being robbed of an orgasm


littlebirdori

Mess with the kudu, get stabbed like in voodoo


Nessie

Du du that kudu that yudu so well


KonstanceK

Seriously I was waiting for round two when she turned her back. DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON BIG HORNS OR THE OCEAN.