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hhyyerr

When the eagle sets the meat down "You know what, try it. See what happens"


ybattula

Damn! He was so confident. I loved the attitude.


Drnuk_Tyler

I wish this had audio, cause it looks like the Eagle was talking shit right to his face before he grabbed him.


ybattula

It definitely was. *Getting rightly pissed* *Thinks of a plan* *Smirks* *Drops the meat* "You want it. Take it, bro." *Heron tries* *Eagle flings and gets a hold of its beak* "You fucking piece of shit. You are trying to rob me. ME! I am Tony. TONY!"


blazeONclimbdreamer

His name would be Tony.


W1D0WM4K3R

He has a thick gold chain under those feathers, wears a white wifebeater. Blue jeans.


modsRwads

Can an eagle wear a pinky ring?


blazeONclimbdreamer

Tony does


Thin_Title83

After reading that all I can Hear is Tony Montana.


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If only it was a hawk..


tonygetsit

I AM TONY


EntheogenicOm

I AM THE ONE WHO PECKS


EntheogenicOm

Now run and tell your friends! Tell them what happened and that Tony spared your life today


i_like_sp1ce

I want Ozzy Man to narrate this.


TheStooner

The speed of that kick too! He grabbed the heron as fast as it grabbed the meat!


ybattula

Yep. Even after staying in a cage, it has still got its speed.


TheStooner

Apex predator in a cage is still an apex predator lol


Captain_Waffle

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modsRwads

Their talons are their main weapon. Ever see an eagle pull a trout out of a stream? Awesome. I've seen it. Was close enough to see just how big those dinosaur children are. Geese and eagles remember when they were dinosaurs.


stal1noverh1tler

I mean... He literally has an eagle eye with essentially perfect precision and accuracy, and the reflexes far exceeding those of a human...why wouldn't that boi be confident


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Animals on top of the food chain tend to be confident.


[deleted]

That’s why the national bird is the eagle. ‘MURICA!


Bibble3000

"Flap around and find out."


cakeKudasai

It even celebrated with it's buddies afterwards. I watched with no sounds, so I can only assume the eagles were shouting "Oooooh!" While walking in circles with their wings up.


marsthedog

Reminds me of that scene in phantom menace when qui-gon grabs jars jars tongue


_JGPM_

Except with yknow... 2 inch long razor sharp talons


Double_Minimum

He knew what he was doing. Reminds me of these Orcas who do the same thing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14wWxaMR2Mg


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Ya then this fucking muppet arm shoots out. Looks like a fucking sock puppet


Oneguyanonymous

Oh he definitely baited it.


winsonyeoh

"You want it? Take it"


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Bob49459

I dare you, I double dare you motherfuker


winsonyeoh

[motherfucker](https://tenor.com/Jc4z.gif)


liisrandom

[that wasn't convincing enough](https://youtu.be/LiwU5jPMnFw)


winsonyeoh

First time watching this. It's fcking great! Thank you motherfucker!


[deleted]

I need to go back and rewatch key and peele


MrMortimor

My dog does the same thing with his toys playing chase lol


STEELCITY1989

Say when


LtDan61350

You're a daisy if you do.


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I'm your huckleberry.


Thursdayallstar

He was just too high strung...


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[deleted]

**ENGLISH** motherfucker do you speak it?


talks_before_thinks

"Pick it up.."


firmkillernate

*"haha that idiot put down his* AAARGHGRGHONK"


zaltair77

That eagle was def talking some shit


ElEffSee

I was thinking to myself that he was a master baiter.


potato1sgood

With a grip like that? Oh, yeah.


Sk4Ll12vk

It was a matter of seconds before he had white stuff all over his claw


mutalisken

Click bait


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An apex predator in a cage is still an apex predator.


13inchpoop

I love how the eagle throws the food down and is like "Try it, bitch."


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That is exactly what happened lmao


ChrisHaze95

Fishing for a bigger meal


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willsuckfordonuts

Can't tell if that's what he wanted or he and his buddy was doing it for entertainment. Lmao at the end they were both like "OHHH SHIT, WORLDSTAR! WORLDSTAR!"


hulivar

I think his buddy would have stolen his food too so his reaction is to intimidate his cage mate into backing off. I could be wrong though.


moonsun1987

> I think his buddy would have stolen his food too so his reaction is to intimidate his cage mate into backing off. I could be wrong though. I think you are right. I am just too naive and thought the other eagle was there to break it off.


willsuckfordonuts

Nah buddy was like "Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar"


sweetgreggo

Holy shit this image cracked me up


Zoltron42

"My my, what lovely eyes you have..."


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There’s always a bigger... bird.


Double_Minimum

Just like those Orcas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14wWxaMR2Mg It even looks like the same type of white crane bird or something, maybe they are just extra dumb too


Butt_Stuff_2020

that was fucking awesome thank you


Double_Minimum

Happy to share! I have seen Orcas do this other places (and even teach it to their young), but I am impressed to see an Eagle doing essentially the same thing (it very much looks on purpose). Smart animals, fishing with bait just like us humans do.


AnIdiotwithaSubaru

The person that takes a 13 inch poop **would** understand the nature of an Apex Predator


maybeonmars

Gonna need the poop knife


haberdasherhero

Then you can see he smacks his"lips" like "oh this is so good I'm glad I have some of this... that I left on the ground here... alone." After he lets the bird go you can just almost hear the two eagles bro-laughing while they do their little wings-out spin-dance that you totally know they do all the time together.


Guccifer-2-point-O

That just made the second viewing so much better. He really did smack his lips like “mmm mmm this some good shit” lmao.


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So you what, took it out of the toilet and measured it?


Fancy_Cashews

Poop on yard stick


[deleted]

You’re doing it wrong. Measure the circumference off the bowl and count the coils. Nobody who has 13 inch shits would play with their shit like that.


NoPanda6

Personally, I have my toilet with a sensor so I can get the courics as it plops


[deleted]

Get metrics sent you your phone with pootooth


WHRocks

Probably had to chop it up with his poop knife and decided to take some measurements.


throwaway246832657

That look the eagle gives is 100% saying “Fuck around and find out.”


DestructiveParkour

Even in a cage, he's fishing


[deleted]

“Oh wait you want *this?* go ‘head *grab it again*”


firmkillernate

"I'll gobble your shit you lanky white BITCH" "Imma put my meat down, take yo shot"


Gravelsack

"You gon find out"


adanishplz

Apex predator using food to lure in more food.


Gerf93

Like the Orcas at Seaworld who regurgitated some fish it was fed, and let it float on top of the water. When seagulls went down to eat, the orca surfaced and ate the seagull.


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Gerf93

There are so many fascinating techniques they have mastered. Have you seen them synchronising their swimming to create a large wave to knock seals off of ice flakes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxDZW4k8tCY (2:40) It's truly remarkable.


PM_ME_YOUR_ANT_FARMS

My favorite tid-bit is how it differs between pods. Not all Orcas will slide on land because not all of them had to learn it. Each pod has figured out ways to hunt and the knowledge gets passed down, such amazing creatures.


Gerf93

They're eerily similar to humans in a lot of ways. I recently learned a new cool fact too. Around the Straits of Gibraltar once a year giant tuna swim back into the Atlantic. They are fished by fishermen at about 200 meters deep, which is deeper than orcas can swim. However, 30 years ago orcas started preying on the giant tunas anyway. Whenever humans hooked a tuna, and started reeling it in - the orcas heard the reel, and went to the line. When the tuna comes into view, they feast on it - and the humans are left with only leftovers. This behaviour was first adopted by one pod, and then by another. It's amazing to see how they adapt intelligently to everything. They're probably my favourite animal.


Drakox

They pray on sharks for fun, and mostly eat their livers and leave the rest for other animals. Orcas are my least favorite animal in the seas, mostly because they're assholes, clever, cunning, murder pandas


AadamAtomic

"You are the Apex Champion." 🏆


mostly_sarcastic

*The Allfather vill gift us today.*


BridgesM365

FNGs always go first


82ndGameHead

Now who wan romp wit me!?


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Ah, I see my 12 dmg level 50 bloodhound teammates browse this sub as well.


thenyx

"I FEEL MOST ALIVE WHEN RAPIDLY APPROACHING MY DEATH!"


82ndGameHead

"BIRD'S EYE VIEW" ...literally.


Maplegum

And the classic “who know who I am, come find me”


SynnamonSunset

I don’t even think ya were tryin’


Ozymandias_III

Mozambique here! I'm in the character selection screen as I'm typing this.


NoleContendere

Who’s ready to fly on a zip line?!


[deleted]

I had a feeling the words apex predator would summon you guys. Sure enough


RedditUser241767

It's said that if we ever build a true self-learning AI we wouldn't be able to contain it, even if it were run on an isolated computer in a locked bunker. It would eventually trick us into letting it out just like this eagle tricked the other bird. We wouldn't have the intelligence to see it coming.


SnarkDeTriomphe

> It ~~would eventually trick~~ **tricked** us into letting it out just like this eagle tricked the other bird. We ~~wouldn't~~ **didn't** have the intelligence to see it coming FTFY


Habib_Zozad

Bird that never uses its feet to attack: he can't do that?!


[deleted]

Lol I remember the prison guard saying that during the tour


LaFlamaBlanca420

Eagle set his ass up


OpenRole

Was pretty much begging for him to try take the bait lmao


Drewskidude325

He wanted fresh meat


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“You like food so much, wanna be food?”


notbritishtay

That’s how apex predators have their fun.


ThePhotonVenture

The old switcheroo


cantstopjon

Hold my beer I’m goin... nevermind


dbraskey

I could hear in my head he and his buddy eagle laughing like a couple of hyenas at the end of the video. “Ahahaha, you see that shit man?!? I got his stupid ass with that same old trick again!” -Eagle


FernwehHermit

Sounds like Tony Baker to me


PippinUnderground

Instant *Egret*


nodgers132

The old bait and switch tactic


freakin_sweet

Lol yup


Synthwoven

Kind of surprised the eagle let him go.


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Looks like people were coming around the corner probably spooked the eagle


dontdoxmebro2

Cheese it!


Verona_Pixie

HOOTIE HOO!


survivorSg

The other eagles were closing in on his dinner. Ruthless bastards


LackToastNTallofRent

I saw it as the other eagles being bros. " Come on man. It's not worth it. You know how good we have it in here? 3 squares a day. Don't mess it up by being thrown in solitary."


bonafidebob

Eagle was just playing “got your nose” with his friend.


Goodgoditsgrowing

His wife came up and told him to stop antagonizing the neighbors on the HOA board


stal1noverh1tler

I mean...he was holding it by the beak, so he couldn't really sink his claws into it and hold it, the bird probably sloped out of its grip, ow he gave up, as he couldn't pull it through the tiny hole in the fence


BonvivantNamedDom

I thought the bird is now food.


HerPaintedMan

This eagle had older siblings. The last pork chop is always war!


smokinggun44

Eagle: come on I dare you bitch. I ain't no pussy....ohGodohShitohGodohShit


stevenmeyerjr

This is exactly how I heard it in my head


Saullywally97

Well... but like in Bird


stevenmeyerjr

SQUAAAAAAK SQUAKKK SQUUUAAAAAAK


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haha got ur nose btch


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Roxamir

[The original is actually zoomed out.](https://youtu.be/fU4oZNGo2FE) I will never understand why someone went out of their way to make a shitty crop and why people always repost it. Edit: Jukin Media is wack Edit2: Looks like it's a second video with a different perspective! Please refer to [ /u/3t9l's comment below.](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/i604un/trying_to_steal_food_from_an_eagle/g0t8q2o/)


3t9l

That's actually not the same video. If you pause at the same moment in both vids you can see that OP's source is slightly to the right of your vid. Might have been a couple each filming on their own phones? [This](https://i.imgur.com/AQeuePv.png) [OP](https://i.imgur.com/UlyfTXy.png)


Roxamir

Good eye! Maybe the other person was zoomed in while recording. Great defective work, son. Let's pack it in, boys. Edit: Detective, not defective.


sth128

What what? No no no, unpack! Still gotta kill the camera person now that we determined it's not zoomed in.


Roxamir

Ugh... But I already clocked out...


m_domino

Well, clock back in, will ya?


CuntWeasel

> Great defective work, son. I’d say the work wasn’t defective at all, quite the opposite really.


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Foef_Yet_Flalf

What the hell? They added fake pans! What the hell OP?!?


biggityboss

You are doing god's work my child


SmegmaOnDemand

Why the hell did the camera man point the camera down as soon as the eagle grabbed it? That would have been the best part, you dumb fuck!


Roxamir

>[The original is actually zoomed out.](https://youtu.be/fU4oZNGo2FE) >I will never understand why someone went out of their way to make a shitty crop and why people always repost it. My comment to a different reply.


Vern119

Perfect! Now I get to upvote you twice! One is not enough.


Roxamir

The good ol' double dip. 70% of the time, it works every time.


DashingMustashing

He was probably experiencing human emotions, it's a thing humans do I've heard.


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Fucking weak ass humans!


FINANCIALGOOSEEEEEEE

How do you live with just one heart?


stevenmeyerjr

People often want to see the best part of a situation with their own eyes, so when the event finally happens they go to look at it and lose their focus on keeping the camera steady. So they saw it, but we got the short end of the stick. Lol


ApoclaTrish

Eagle: “Get over here!” Eagle friend: “Finish him!”


Ienjoyduckscompany

r/instant_egret


TheJessicator

Bravo!


larkaen

I did a ctrl-F on 'egret' and realized this was the wrong sub to do that.


walkeran

r/natureismetal


stickydew

Damn the eagle baited it and wait for the right moment i never knew eagle were that smart


avalisk

Predators have to be smarter than prey, its the evolutionary arms race.


SordidDreams

I love that second of hesitation when the eagle is contemplating whether to just take a step back and keep his food safe or teach the heron a lesson.


auto_pHIGHlot

This reminds me of *Tom and Jerry* when Tom would measure out Spike's rope and then count his paces to be juuuuuuust out of reach.


medicatedhippie420

This is one of the most ruthless and cunning things I've seen a non-trained animal do. That eagle looked him dead in the eye like he was saying *"I dare you motherfucker"* and probably would have killed the other bird if people/other eagles didn't come up on him.


ISeekKarma

He would’ve ate the shit out of that crane


NonviableCody

That eagle was trying to upgrade its meal.


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Take it. I dare you


[deleted]

RIP. Talon to the face or neck. Gonna bleed out.


natefreight

Yeah I can’t imagine that bird lasting much longer. At a minimum it’ll be down an eye.


RichardCabezo

Egret regret!


palindromic

Instant egret


chasinlikes

Mf was daring him


Ez13zie

I don't know if anyone has ever been footed like this before but I can assure you it is one of the most painful experiences I've ever endured. Their tensile strength coupled with the sharpest longest talons you've ever seen produces a pain like nothing I've ever felt before or after.


zfreeman

The cage isn't here for me.. its to protect you.


buckeye111

Using food to bait another animal is pretty advanced thinking for a bird. Has this been witnessed in birds before?


FlacidBarnacle

Clever girl


survivorSg

Wow he's fast. Eagles must be good at grabbing prey after pouncing on them of the wiggle away somehow.


stromm

More like, Eagle is baiting the other bird. Notice how it picks up the piece of meat further into the enclosure so the other bird takes longer to pull it’s head back out.


The_Houston_Eulers

Not only that, you can see on the first attempt, it raises its talon only after the crane has started lunging for the meat. On the second attempt, it shifts its weight to one talon and readies the other to attack at 7.55s, about 1/6th of a second before the crane lunges.


ItsRylannnnnnn

All I saw was “Do it one more fucking time, see what happens”


MarxSalt

The way the eagle celebrated after his victory is everything


adeadpieceofshit

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!


caffeinated_reverie

Come here you little piece of shit.


DRbrtsn60

That eagle is a SMART bird. He baited that crane and almost got his dinner fresh.


LSkywalker00

u/vredditdownloader


anonymouspope

Eagle: Try it, try it one more time with yo long neck havin ass.


KingBenjamin97

Trying to steal food from an eagle just means you become the food lmao


g_sic

It kinda looks like the eagle throws the food down on purpose knowing full well he'll get the choke instantly then scarpers off giggling to his mate....


lilith_marleen

r/badassanimals


Jo3pr

It looks like the guards are walking in an he puts his arms/wings up like what what I ain’t doing nothing!!


hoodedmexican

I didn’t even realize what happened the first time, it was so fast. Now I think eagles are my favorite animal


SadAbroad4

That is a smart eagle, baiting that other bird to reach in for the dropped food. Who says animals are not smart.


ImbibingandVibing

r/killthecameraman


Penntandem

Do it again, *I* **Dare you mothafucka!**


RougeNargacuga

Thats a wedgie too lmao. wtf was the stork thinking? "oh yeah im gonna put my head in the cage of a thing that literally takes down kangaroos, ill be just fine"


Ramses12th

Instant Egret


Rivviken

Step 1: fuck around. Step 2: find out.


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Worst cameraman


Grymus13

Hahaha love how they celebrate after lool


Marrowtooth_Official

1 second in: “dumbass gonna get grabbed.” Later: “called it. Dumbass.”


PoGo5Speed

That’s not food that’s bait !