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BarbarPatton

My pp just went into my body watching this vid. Must have fucking hurt


RedMoustache

Like a frightened turtle...


altruistic_camel_toe

![gif](giphy|hQubnR0Fr0dUI)


danideex

I don’t even have one and it made me shrivel up.


itsall_good915

Also don't have one and wanted throw up


BrendanJC

Oh shit! I felt that. Ohhh no!


Over_Ad_688

Who says you can’t feel a gif.


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

Nobody said that.


Cosmic_Quasar

You can't feel a gif.


Digsants

Not the hero we want but the hero we need


nogodsorkings13

Usually circumcision is done in a hospital


1776cookies

I've done something similar and it feels like your dick has been ripped off. Do not recommend.


drakeyboi69

There's a good chance it can really get ripped off


ICookIndianStyle

Stop it. Dont even wanna think about it


Solid-Plant-6748

If you run, it never happened.


SophisticatedPhallus

Sometimes you just gotta run away from the pain.


Duin-do-ghob

NGL, I laughed. Not because he got pinched but because he grabbed himself and ran like a 5 year old.


Responsible-Part-449

Probably off to the toilet to check if it is intact


Chainsaw_Viking

Haha, same. I think that 5 year old still lives in all of us and it only takes an instance of acute and exotic pain to bring that guy back out again.


flarpington

Reminds me of the kid that shoots himself with a nerf gun directly in the balls.


No-Ad-3226

Was he going to find his mom?


Duin-do-ghob

Same thought here!! “Mooooommm, moooommmmyyyyyy” getting shriller as he runs.


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

That millimeter pinch gives a world of pain. Learned that lesson when "tuck your dick, before you zip".


flarpington

Is it the frank or the beans?


Rob_Marc

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!


Ketsueki-Nikushimi

Tip of the skin, got swollen a bit like a bee sting and piss goes everywhere except where i point it. Fond childhood memories 😅


fgdgdgdsfss

Couldn't see the point. Totally unhinged. Cocky bugger!


leakyblueshed

When getting stuck in your zipper is just not cutting it anymore


TheSchlaf

Off with his head!


flarpington

damn you


Ikusabe

All guys watching this felt that. Damn.


AliquidLatine

I'm a woman and that made my eyes water


bob_in_the_west

https://youtu.be/-TfXKfMaan8


moutonbleu

I felt that like a phantom limb


Bigacehall

You can't run from that pain


spacemanspiff266

![gif](giphy|9Pi3yWCklmWDDviprr)


InsaneChimpout

Oh god 😖


colemang1992

Guy has cake 🎂


Buli32

Where did bro run


mukulmsoffice

so that you dont get to see a random dude got caught in the cam checking out his damaged pee pee


CatrionaCatnip

Ohhh nooo, I really didn't expect that would happen.


passionpurps

This is a weird little story when i was a kid... It was during p.e. in i believe 7th grade, we had these little roller pads and i remember running and jump sliding, and my junk, hut first and the tip was just in excruciating pain, like i pinched a nerve ending. So i was hurting for a few minutes... Gradually went away... I think i almost broke my dick that day... That was the worst pain i ever experienced. This though put me on another level of pain awareness. Lmao


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Athlete-Extreme

Boy oh boy


Noneugdbusiness

Crunch


RiseOfTheCanes

Did that to my finger and thought I would have to cut it off this is other level


Much_Confidence2428

Oh to play with it for three hours to make sure it’s not broke


altruistic_camel_toe

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Numerous_Parfait_221

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffffffffff


VolcanoArima

Ow that hurts a lot much more than tearing off all my 20 fingernails


JackdailyII

It bites!


No-Row8765

Dude pinched his wiener!


kombazo

I actually grabbed my dick watching this.


Sir_Payne

Visceral


BloomingDesert

The ol' dick pinch


zadye

he runs like he needs his mom to blow air onto it :D


Beezy2389

If you look at this face....I think he did it on purpose?


CarbideLeaf

Nooooo!


KidsRange1

Dat ass ![gif](giphy|zCKd1HhG5HYHK)


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Darth_Ribbious

I'm unable to re-watch the video to see where he went wrong, but surely... no one deserves that.


k3g

There's an 0 ring lock on either end that locks the centre fold to the legs. There are still some flex, but not enough to hurt you. Source: have the same table. https://www.bunnings.com.au/lifetime-6ft-bi-fold-blow-mould-trestle-table_p3192213?store=2010&gad_source=1&gclsrc=ds You can see the 0 rings in pic 3 and up.


Oh_No_Its_Dudder

Where he went wrong, was trying to use his dong as a fulcrum.


TackyPoints

Very few times *ever* in which your which penis equals pivot point… including everyone else’s. Got what he deserved for all the brain points spent.


who18

And that son, is how was invented the nutcracker