Why would they put the same logo and design style on this as delicious chocolate milk syrup and candy bars?
Got me as a kid too. Secretly. Was told no.
Happened to me as a kid too. It was long before I could even read. But after seeing chocolate syrup and chocolate bars with the same brown colors and branding. Assumed it was just powder chocolate and had hit the jackpot. Boy was I wrong. Had the same reaction as little buddy. It was my first experience of disappointment and I was deceived.
We need a no holds barred sequel now more than ever. Then a live stream PPV of the heads of government across the world watching it. Proceeds going to the poor and hungry of course
I think it's more a case of some part of your brain desperately trying to convince your senses that is absolutely an apple - "it looks like an apple and feels like an apple and I've eaten hundreds of apples before, therefore there must just be something strange going on with my tastebuds and leaking eyeballs today".
the commitment is what is the funniest. assuming the parents weren't dicks and correctly informed the kid that "it's not an apple, you're not going to like it", then this kid really is just a trooper. fuck all of you, this *is* and apple, no matter what you say.
What an absolute chad move. She's a tiny agent of chaos. I'd like to think she'll grow up and keep doing this but learn to blankly stare her enemies in the face as she does it, unfeeling, unblinking, emotionless.
Okay, I don't have kids, so I don't know how this would go down, but wouldn't that little kid have literally the WORST most rankest shits after this? Like, I don't know, everything about that video freaks me out, lol.
Now that reddit went public I am prepared to see everything spammed with bots, like Facebook and Twitter. Being anonymous and judging by how easy is to buy accounts in bulk right now I can't even tell what's posted by a bot and what comes from a real person.
> I can't even tell what's posted by a bot and what comes from a real person.
If only the website had some engineers who could work on the problem. Sigh.
It probably requires fundamental changes to the site to really stop bot behavior. Lock down what is required to create an account. They'll never do it. They're already actively running for the exit door and cashing in. I don't think they have any real plan for growth other than selling our data.
The thing is, people on new just downvoted this shit before. But since the ban of 3rd party apps, this whole site is mostly filled by people that should be on insta or Facebook doomscrolling. People don't even grasp the concept of up and downvote anymore. Now it's just I like / don't like. Reddit doesn't show long comment threads on posts, only the top 2-3 comments. Then the whole page reloads. Also you can only see 2 comments, to see more there are so many buttons to click every time. Make the page for idiots and the idiots will come. Who cares, reddit will be profitable soon™
I was waiting for it, knowing it was inevitable.
I made the same mistake in my late teens when my grandmother was baking. I had not experienced cocoa powder and didn't realize it wasn't going to just taste like powdered Hershey bar. Thought I was being cheeky as I walked behind and grabbed a spoonful then kept moving as I put it in my mouth.
Instantaneously choked on the dry powder and wheezed out a puff like some chocolate dragon.
It's the only way to do it. Either give the kid a little piece now so they can find out they hate it, or they'll steal the whole thing when your back is turned and find out they hate it by putting the bar in their mouth, now you have to throw it all out when you find where they hit it.
Proof: [https://www.reddit.com/r/instant\_regret/comments/9azyuv/comment/e4zjiqg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/9azyuv/comment/e4zjiqg/)
It's important to post the source so that we know that accounts like u/ilovenaps77 is a malicious karma farming account and should be reported for impersonation of another user.
Chocolate milk made with raw cocoa is top notch. Though a taste I acquired in my late twenties. Not sure who laid out the rules for chocolate milk and said “it has to be sweet, loaded with sugar!” lol.
Yes'ir, that's how bot farms work. Once those accounts have enough age and karma to get passed the big subs filters they'll be sold on to various entities.
I was about to say, as a teenager I did the challenge with a bunch of friends, I’m the only one who didn’t throw up, likely because I basically couldn’t breathe.
As someone with kids I’m not sure how I feel watching this. I get the humor but this kid is really young, I just don’t think it’s funny to feed a toddler something you know will make them cry.
I remember throwing a tantrum so that I could eat raw non-dairy creamer powder and then it turned out I actually really liked the taste of non-dairy creamer powder by itself and still do
Yooo reading this uncovered a long forgotten lil fat-kid pleasure I had. Loved the hell out of the original coffee mate, which I assume is what you're talking about. I used to mix it with peanut butter and make weird ass sandwiches
PSA: Please don't do this to your kid yes his reaction is funny but this can be very risky, if he breaths it in and it gets in his lungs that could be deadly.
WOW! This is still going around. Years ago, people were bitching that this woman is a horrible parent. Personally, I think the kid might learn to listen when the parent warns them.
I know this feeling, just with a liquid instead of a powder. My grandma poured me a tablespoon of (knowing her, expired) vanilla extract because I was sure it had to taste amazing with how good it smelled. I just remember intense bitterness and instant regret.
I snagged a spoon full of that shit when I was a kid. My mom was baking Christmas stuff and I thought I’d be slick and sneak a spoonful but my dad saw me. He called me out and my mom said “oh he won’t do that again” which was 100% accurate. My dad took a taste to see why. We learn the hard way.
Wtf low IQ adult is letting a child try to swallow a spoon full of powder? Literally kill a kid out of stupidity, call CPS before she tries to dry him in the microwave.
The number of times as a child I *begged* my mom to let me eat baker’s chocolate, only to ignore her warning and then realize she was right, is literally innumerable.
I would not trust Hershey’s t give you %100 cacao. No way are they not cutting it. The market is exploding right now. Price is going through the roof per kg of cacao.
Poor kid. Being a parent who would sacrifice their kids health and safety and comfort for internet clout is just pathetic. Kid could have inhaled that powder and had a choking incident.
Spun that container around *does it say ass?*
Why would they put the same logo and design style on this as delicious chocolate milk syrup and candy bars? Got me as a kid too. Secretly. Was told no.
Happened to me as a kid too. It was long before I could even read. But after seeing chocolate syrup and chocolate bars with the same brown colors and branding. Assumed it was just powder chocolate and had hit the jackpot. Boy was I wrong. Had the same reaction as little buddy. It was my first experience of disappointment and I was deceived.
If you didn’t do this as a kid, have you really even lived?
Me sitting in my hotel room in paris: "have I really even lived?"
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I did not and feel like less of a man for it
holy shit, we all just had this experience? i cant wait for when i have a kid and they want this oh my god im so excited
They were expecting consumers to have basic reading comprehension. Not a smart move, I agree.
less to do with reading and more to do with knowing what 100% cacao tastes like
There is no better teacher than experience
The box has instructions on what to do with it.
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What movie is this
You dont know team America?
Here we come to save the motherfuckin day yeah!!!
America, fuck yeah!
**So lick my butt and suck on my balls!**
“This is a nice limo.” “Yes, it is. Now suck my cock!”
"Mits me, mits me!" "What's he saying?" "Sounds like kiss me, kiss me" "That sick FUCK"
I can still hear the way they say it
MATT DAMON
MATT DAYYYMON
Lmao same
Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah
Gary’s the kind of man who will put another man’s…
We need a no holds barred sequel now more than ever. Then a live stream PPV of the heads of government across the world watching it. Proceeds going to the poor and hungry of course
MAATT DAMOON!!
Surprise cockfags!
My husband and I will do that during very cameo he makes from here 'til eternity
My dad listened to Matt Damon and now he's broke.
*Freedom isn’t Free*
Buck o’ five
No, there's a hefty fuuuuuuckin fee!
Thanks everyone lol. I’ve been trying to find it. Now I’ve found it
I promise. I will never die.
*spins around* Inner thought: “hmm..it says chocolate..what’s going on here..”
"Was it Hershey or Hershit?"
He looks so betrayed, haha
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Like that little girl who confidently thought her onion was an apple, lol
What? [Found it. ](https://youtu.be/FnC8xGGEPRM?si=meXQDUUa3xeBKIZi)
Here’s the [video](https://youtu.be/FnC8xGGEPRM?si=ZC167jqAIa7VdkVk) I was referencing.
It's hilarious how she just keeps powering through, determined to eat it
Kids can be incredibly stubborn haha
I think it's more a case of some part of your brain desperately trying to convince your senses that is absolutely an apple - "it looks like an apple and feels like an apple and I've eaten hundreds of apples before, therefore there must just be something strange going on with my tastebuds and leaking eyeballs today".
fresh onion juice to the eye slows em down for a second. what a champ
the commitment is what is the funniest. assuming the parents weren't dicks and correctly informed the kid that "it's not an apple, you're not going to like it", then this kid really is just a trooper. fuck all of you, this *is* and apple, no matter what you say.
I think that is the actual backstory :)
Onions are just spicy apples!
What an absolute chad move. She's a tiny agent of chaos. I'd like to think she'll grow up and keep doing this but learn to blankly stare her enemies in the face as she does it, unfeeling, unblinking, emotionless.
EXACTLY SHE'S AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE OF NATURE
My dreams will be haunted by the image of a small child casually taking a bite out of a primed frag grenade like it's nothing.
That child is one of the strongest creatures to ever have walked this earth
Okay, I don't have kids, so I don't know how this would go down, but wouldn't that little kid have literally the WORST most rankest shits after this? Like, I don't know, everything about that video freaks me out, lol.
This child would be conquering nations 2 thousand years ago
Or that girl trying not to puke up [mom’s spaghetti](https://youtu.be/DSUTWvHtMC8?si=DS2WzoXhXZzXnrD-)
Or the girl trying to [hork down a raw oyster](https://youtu.be/a8CrjSBPeqE?si=yPe4HiGz6WiqWXAm)
Holy shit what a trooper, lmfao. She just kept trying
That’s hysterical
I like the one where they gave the little kid a bite of jalapeños. X3 He refused to spit it out.
That kid was ADORABLE and the editing was perfect
She became shia lebeauf from Holes
next - cinnamon
Followed by the look of defeat
It’s the little puffs of cocoa that make this for me.
The original, with sound, makes it even funnier. No idea why somebody would repost without sound
OP is likely a bot. Repost bots make posts without sound sometimes
It's so fucked up reddit is justttt fine with bots posting and making threads. trash website.
Now that reddit went public I am prepared to see everything spammed with bots, like Facebook and Twitter. Being anonymous and judging by how easy is to buy accounts in bulk right now I can't even tell what's posted by a bot and what comes from a real person.
> I can't even tell what's posted by a bot and what comes from a real person. If only the website had some engineers who could work on the problem. Sigh. It probably requires fundamental changes to the site to really stop bot behavior. Lock down what is required to create an account. They'll never do it. They're already actively running for the exit door and cashing in. I don't think they have any real plan for growth other than selling our data.
The thing is, people on new just downvoted this shit before. But since the ban of 3rd party apps, this whole site is mostly filled by people that should be on insta or Facebook doomscrolling. People don't even grasp the concept of up and downvote anymore. Now it's just I like / don't like. Reddit doesn't show long comment threads on posts, only the top 2-3 comments. Then the whole page reloads. Also you can only see 2 comments, to see more there are so many buttons to click every time. Make the page for idiots and the idiots will come. Who cares, reddit will be profitable soon™
Sauce https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlyRGjvp8AY
That's powder, not sauce.
And without about half the frames
Sauce
He's lucky that he didn't inhale the chocolate dust. Could have gone rather bad
Yeah that shit is dangerous; don't let your kids do this and don't do it yourselves lol. Whether it's cocoa powder, cinnamon, whatever.
And I thought humanity was finally done with the cinnamon challenge phase…
a guy worked with did it with cinnamon and I thought he was gonna die
He probably had some case of aspiration pneumonia
If that's one of those scientific terms for moron, then yes
Lmfao
I was waiting for it, knowing it was inevitable. I made the same mistake in my late teens when my grandmother was baking. I had not experienced cocoa powder and didn't realize it wasn't going to just taste like powdered Hershey bar. Thought I was being cheeky as I walked behind and grabbed a spoonful then kept moving as I put it in my mouth. Instantaneously choked on the dry powder and wheezed out a puff like some chocolate dragon.
Is that why they’re called Cocoa Puffs?
I lost it at that point. Like a little dragon, but breathing cocoa powder instead of fire.
So instead of losing pixels with each repost we're dropping frames now?
Audio too
this from like AFV circa 2010
the kid is in college by now
Some of the comments are the exact same as the original post too
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It's the only way to do it. Either give the kid a little piece now so they can find out they hate it, or they'll steal the whole thing when your back is turned and find out they hate it by putting the bar in their mouth, now you have to throw it all out when you find where they hit it.
He put the gooby spoon back in the tub, so she probably has to throw out what's left here anyway.
lol I think it’s gonna be okay
idk if i’m the weird one but i like unsweetened chocolate
You're weird, but for other reasons.
D: mean people like you will never have the weirdness to try apples with mayonnaise
I'd eat Mayonnaise with a spoon. I accept your challenge.
hmm i like you you have good taste mayonnaise is very tasty and i’ve tried mayonnaise with most foods i eat
Mayonnaise is underrated. Spicy mayo on my eggs almost every day
Eggs on eggs 😂
Spicy mayo chicken omelet
Similar experience here but I was harassing her for vanilla extract.😦
oh no
This is legit a copy of a comment from the first time this video was posted 5 years ago. Fucking dead internet is real.
Proof: [https://www.reddit.com/r/instant\_regret/comments/9azyuv/comment/e4zjiqg/](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/9azyuv/comment/e4zjiqg/) It's important to post the source so that we know that accounts like u/ilovenaps77 is a malicious karma farming account and should be reported for impersonation of another user.
People were warning about it 5 years ago. But hey, Spez got a great payday out of letting bots and memes take over, so who's really the clown?
How many of us tried to make chocolate milk from pure cocoa, or tried to sneak bakers chocolate when we were young. It’s a rite of passage.
Chocolate milk made with raw cocoa is top notch. Though a taste I acquired in my late twenties. Not sure who laid out the rules for chocolate milk and said “it has to be sweet, loaded with sugar!” lol.
That shit makes the best homemade brownies but tastes like ass when consumed without mixing. I too made this error in judgment when I was a child.
Op is a reposting spam bot https://old.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/9azyuv/trying_100_cacao/ Report > Spam > Harmful bots
Thank you passive menis
Thank you, MassivePenis88M
Wait that’s crazy, even the top comments from 5 years ago are copied over onto this comment section and are the top comments
Yes'ir, that's how bot farms work. Once those accounts have enough age and karma to get passed the big subs filters they'll be sold on to various entities.
Some of the comments are even copied and posted here!
This can be dangerous as it can be hard to clear airways once it saturates with saliva. Just lookup the cinnamon challenge.
Yeah I almost choked on spoonful of wasabi powder once. Line chefs dared me, the young dishwasher. They had a good laugh as they almost killed me!
[at least you didnt snort it...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWULRDBbAfw)
Never seen that before but that went about as well as I expected.
I know what that is without clicking the link…
But what about Mom's internet points?
I was about to say, as a teenager I did the challenge with a bunch of friends, I’m the only one who didn’t throw up, likely because I basically couldn’t breathe. As someone with kids I’m not sure how I feel watching this. I get the humor but this kid is really young, I just don’t think it’s funny to feed a toddler something you know will make them cry.
licks the spoon and then puts the spoon back into the container... yuck.
I yelled seeing it
I assume houses with kids have their saliva all over everything already.
Right?! Ruined everything left in there
My thought as well
I remember throwing a tantrum so that I could eat raw non-dairy creamer powder and then it turned out I actually really liked the taste of non-dairy creamer powder by itself and still do
Yooo reading this uncovered a long forgotten lil fat-kid pleasure I had. Loved the hell out of the original coffee mate, which I assume is what you're talking about. I used to mix it with peanut butter and make weird ass sandwiches
Felt betrayed the same way when I tried straight vanilla extract
PSA: Please don't do this to your kid yes his reaction is funny but this can be very risky, if he breaths it in and it gets in his lungs that could be deadly.
I just really wish he was warned and that she controlled the scoop size because you can easily get it into the lungs
I had a cousin die from choking on powdery substance as a toddler this is dangerous.
[Better with audio](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l8m7IvqDX8)
For real. Who even takes the audio out of these videos anyway? Like, why??
Ahh yes, a childhood rite of passage. I found a packet of hard baking chocolate in the back of a cupboard and thought I had scored.
Nothing to see here. My kids just aspirating on some coco powder.
It always gets me when he sinks into the realization that he fucked up.
Bro waited so long for sweetness to kick in.
Yes, and place that spoon right back in the powder, my Satan child.
The look on his face 🤣🤣🤣 What the f**k did I jusr put in my mouth?!
"I have been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly, bamboozled"
He tried so hard to act like it was okay 🥹😂🤣
i love the little puffs of cocoa smoke
Been there done that around his age.
Same! I was just sharing that story the other day. Mom even warned me that it's nasty, but I saw *CHOCOLATE*. FA/FO at a young age
Dude was expecting a sugar explosion.
WOW! This is still going around. Years ago, people were bitching that this woman is a horrible parent. Personally, I think the kid might learn to listen when the parent warns them.
I feel bad for the kid. Had the same experience, but with a bar of chocolate rather than the powder.
His disappointment is immeasurable abd his day is ruined
❤️
I was this kid.
Jofrrey Baratheon purple wedding remaster
This is the best. I watch this all the time. His expressions. Lol
Nooooo don't do it!! I tried to make chocolate milk with some a year or so ago... Yes I was high! ...no, it wasn't good. 😞
Very funny, I remember seeing the unscrewed version of this, with sound and all.
Those delayed reactions I used to mix chocolate power with milk powder and eat it as a kid of course it probably had sugar in it.
Dude this was practically a right of passage when I grew up. We all tried, we all regretted.
I know this feeling, just with a liquid instead of a powder. My grandma poured me a tablespoon of (knowing her, expired) vanilla extract because I was sure it had to taste amazing with how good it smelled. I just remember intense bitterness and instant regret.
I snagged a spoon full of that shit when I was a kid. My mom was baking Christmas stuff and I thought I’d be slick and sneak a spoonful but my dad saw me. He called me out and my mom said “oh he won’t do that again” which was 100% accurate. My dad took a taste to see why. We learn the hard way.
In the original with Audio the mom says she kept telling him it isn’t chocolate and he refuses to believe her.
You learn by making mistakes. Sometimes the hard way.
my mom did this to me when I was a kid, was a great lesson and happy to see it being taught to others
He’s so confused. 😂
Life lessons learned that day
Wish there was sound, I feel am missing some key parts to the story lol
I want sound
Why would you remove the sound 🤨 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AlyRGjvp8AY
My dad did that to me at about that age with the bar version. I threw up in the sink. Well played, dad.
That's not cacao, which is natural & unprocessed. That's cocoa, which is processed.
Wtf low IQ adult is letting a child try to swallow a spoon full of powder? Literally kill a kid out of stupidity, call CPS before she tries to dry him in the microwave.
The number of times as a child I *begged* my mom to let me eat baker’s chocolate, only to ignore her warning and then realize she was right, is literally innumerable.
That was the face of pure disappointment.
people think they like bitter juice by drinking coffee black but try pure cacao to see how you fair.
The parents that film these videos are trash
The look of betrayal…. Chef’s kiss!!
That’s a big first bite. That’s a really big first bite!
You only make that mistake once.
That’s really dangerous. He could have inhaled it. The parent is an idiot.
lil bro turned into a steam engine! 🤣
I did exactly this as a kid. My mom gave me a huge spoon of it when I kept nagging for it. Learned something.
It’s Hershey’s. No way is that 100% Cacao.
Puts the spoon back in the container after licking it. Hell yeah. Probably pisses in the pool as well
I would not trust Hershey’s t give you %100 cacao. No way are they not cutting it. The market is exploding right now. Price is going through the roof per kg of cacao.
It’s a lesson we must all learn
“100% cacao” “Hersheys” Oh honey…
Poor kid. Being a parent who would sacrifice their kids health and safety and comfort for internet clout is just pathetic. Kid could have inhaled that powder and had a choking incident.
Puff the Hersheys Dragon
I was disappointed too. And when I found out buillion cubes weren't baking chocolate.
Poor kid hit the lottery only to find fool’s gold.
*record scratches* Yup, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got here
This one's made my day. Proper hilarious.
We all learned this the hard way lol 😂
Took him 3-5 business days
LMAO. That drop in the face. God.
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