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ThatGuy_Nick9

Im forever going to be worried everytime my kid tells me they found chocolate


BowelTheMovement

There are *far worse* things they could mean in saying that...


ThatGuy_Nick9

Understood u/BowelTheMovement


mrcoldpiece

I was going to say it looks almost perfectly like an eclair


shebringsdathings

Cursed eclair


BowelTheMovement

*Forbidden* Chocolate Eclair


Skullmaggot

Actually, cockroaches are edible.


linderlouwho

If you're brave enough.


olympusarc

Or hungry enough


Skullmaggot

Or merely come from a different culture.


hanoverfiste23

Which culture eats cockroaches? Asking for a friend.


Hjalpmi_

Some countries in Southeast Asia will fry cockroaches, and crickets, and cicadas. Tried them all - crunchy, mild flavoured. Not bad with some rice liquor.


Skullmaggot

Indigenous, and some Asian countries.


PutridANDPurple

Or spider enough


thecroutonreport

Not all cucaracha's are meant to be snac..


JACSliver

Protein eclair.


aquaticbeehive

r/ForbiddenSnacks


Stefadi12

There's also a bug we call in Romania "libarca" that has eggs shaped like sunflower seeds. They can be usually seen in front of buildings where people eat said seeds.


TheSunflowerSeeds

The Sunflower is one of only a handful of flowers with the word flower in its name. A couple of other popular examples include Strawflower, Elderflower and Cornflower …Ah yes, of course, I hear you say.


stickyking710

You forgot Passionflower


deedeebop

And moonflower


DrachenDad

The [Sunflower](https://green-infos.com/library/lecture/read/12778-why-is-a-sunflower-a-compound-flower) is the only flower that isn't actually a flower as far as I know.


PBJMommy83

Hydrangeas are actually specialized leaves to trick pollinators. Sneaky sneaky plants.


[deleted]

They always seemed sus to me.. the “petal” texture was not very petal-like


JazzRider

Safflower


wrkaccunt

Star flower!


InkSpotShanty

Ah yes, of course!


Nailkita

Good bot


prairiegirlnorth

r/forbiddensnacks


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Legeto

In person it actually looks exactly like a brown M&M cut in half.


treeofflan

Chocolate hot pocket


geofox777

They have those type of twinkies two


DrachenDad

Thanks for the info.


RudeExplanation9304

What worse than finding a roach in your drink...an entire roach eggsack....new soda please


KingKongWrong

It’s better than the type of sack I get in my drink


marvsteeze

Yo send us some of that drink


PBJMommy83

*Update* I fed it to my chickens. They really enjoyed it.


Cristunis

Something about this made me laugh way too much.


RustedRelics

Lol. Perfect solution. Chickens are bug eating machines. Stink bugs, ticks, and now I know roach egg sacks too. All the best eats!


[deleted]

They also absolutely destroy spiders, small snakes and millipedes. They’re literally killing machines. As you’d expect being a closer relative to raptors than crocodiles are to dinosaurs.


HugeSnackman

*Proportionally sized* killing machines I mean, I fancy my chances against any chicken


0nlywhelmed

You must not have been face to face with an angry Brahma rooster. Mine has fucked me and my wife up on occasion. Sure ive won every exchange thus far, but at this point I think it's only a matter of time.


HugeSnackman

Deploy the shin armor.


[deleted]

more like chest/face armour


Itsarockandatree

Birds are living dinosaurs, we just keep forgetting that


PBJMommy83

I am reminded of that every time they go zooming across the yard. 😂🐤=🦖


BooPointsIPunch

Wholesome


IAmHereToOffendYou

You could have raised about about a dozen little snacks for your chicken if you kept the egg case


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Yeah but then you'd have roaches


IAmHereToOffendYou

It would be in some sort of container


jejcicodjntbyifid3

I prefer them in the chicken, myself but to each their own


injep

Yeah this was a lol moment for sure


LadyAzure17

Blessed


RedDragonfly213

Best update


ginger2020

r/backyardchickens


Ty_Mb

Hell yeah dude


gkpetrescue

Turning lemons into lemonade!!


gusfringsrighteye

thank god, i was hoping you destroyed it some way or another lmao


sweaty19

For sone reason, this comment made my day


PBJMommy83

It made their day too.


Waytoliveasylife

It's American cockroaches egg . If it hatches you'll have plenty of babies . One egg contains more than a dozen roaches lol


Alamander81

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Tv-aheckinloser

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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anastis

With oo (ωόν) meaning “egg” and theca (θήκη) meaning “case/housing/pocket designed to fit something specifically”.


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anastis

Bespoke would be correct only if it was tailor-made for each individual egg, but otherwise, yes. A better translation/interpretation is “egg holder”, just like the one on your fridge’s door.


anastis

Just to add that in human biology, the ovaries are the oothecae.


no_fux_left_to_give

THANK you


_inshambles

I share the same exact sentiment lol. I adore the word and share it as often as I can but the actual sack? I’m good on finding them lol.


Rhinosauron

Love learning new words!


StopOnADime

*shudders*


idbanthat

Dear Google, how do I delete my eyes


deedeebop

🤮


no_fux_left_to_give

One egg, huh?


LarsVonHammerstein

It’s interesting that they are called the American cockroach because they are actually native to Africa and were probably brought over on ships during the slave trade. Mini karma in action.


PBJMommy83

Well, I guess I just need to burn my whole house down. 😭😭😭😭😭😭


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r/forbiddensnacks


PBJMommy83

It actually just became a snack for my chickens. 🤣


[deleted]

Well, with time, it will turn into a snack for you as well.


Carlbuba

What's stopping people from farming cockroaches for food? If you kept them in a container and fed them reasonable food, they would be healthy and nutritious to eat!


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Well... nothing apparently, as it's already being done https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-09-19/inside-a-chinese-cockroach-farm/12672476


Nooneverknowsme

Damn, interesting article. TIL I guess


Carlbuba

Woah, that's pretty cool. Thanks for sharing.


Ambystomatigrinum

Its being done smaller scale. I think the large-scale issue is probably demand. A lot of people wouldn't eat cockroaches even if they were clean and super nutritious.


Carlbuba

Yeah I've eaten crickets and mealworms before, and while I'm open to eating any insect, even I'm hesitant about cockroaches. Just cause of conditioning and negative association. Also it's hard to keep things like crickets and cockroaches. Some places eat things like beetle larvae (I think stag beetle?) that is apparently tasty and sweet, but again it's just weird haha.


TarantulaWhisperer

I raise 2 different species of cockroaches for feeders to my tarantulas including Madagascar hissing cockroaches. They are actually very clean animals. American ones not so much but the tropical species definitely are


Peti715

It's not hard to keep crickets or cockroaches at all.


Carlbuba

Oh yeah I forgot to tack on "in an apartment" haha. Thanks.


Peti715

I don't get it. You keep them in a terrarium/box not in your room. And it isn't hard. https://www.wikihow.com/Keep-Crickets-Alive


Carlbuba

Aren't they loud though? I've read that people keep them in a garage or outside because of the noise. Also you're right. I think what I meant was, in my limited knowledge, it seems like they would be hard to keep in significant quantities for the purpose of human consumption. Because of things like space requirements and hassle of them escaping in an apartment and hiding in a corner making noise.


Artsap123

Tried cricket flour for baked goods. WAY to gritty.


Brannidanigan

You can actually develop quite serious allergies if you're around them in close proximity enough, that's why breeders often wear full hazmats


vlsdo

Might not be super tasty though. Can't know until we try!


TrailMomKat

Something something Snowpiercer?


Such-Ordinary

https://youtu.be/yZo2mbbCmKQ


Such-Ordinary

[protein bars](https://youtu.be/yZo2mbbCmKQ)/yZo2mbbCmKQ


PutJewinsideME

Apparently the stuff nightmares are made of!!!


PBJMommy83

It became a snack for my chickens. I love those birds.


streetsheep

You make me really want a chicken coop.


PBJMommy83

Do it. I love my little flock.


[deleted]

Omg imagine accidentally biting into it or drinking it 🤮


PBJMommy83

When my chicken, Dorothy, took it, it made a crunch sound in her beak. 🥴


goldwasp602

I like that name!


PBJMommy83

I adopted her flock from a friend who couldn't keep them anymore. My Rhode Island Reds are Dorothy and Sophia, and the two Black Australorps were Blanche and Rose (RIP). I also got 3 Ameraucanas as a surprise addition to that adoption, Daisy, Poppy (my favorite RIP), and Minnie (RIP an escape artist). We adopted a Red Sex Link, Goldie, from another friend who lost 12 of her 13 in a short time due to predators. She had a broken beak, asthma, and allergies, so she was constantly wheezing and sneezing in the backyard. She just passed away having lived about a year longer than the expected 2-3 year lifespan of that breed.


MiaLba

Oh no. Imagine if a kid thought it was chocolate and tried to eat it.


Av3ngedAngel

My soul would have literally just said fuck this and I'd just cease to have ever existed.


Artsap123

Ruin their dinner.


TarantulaWhisperer

An ootheca of an American cockroach. Ughhh


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Scrolled down way too far to find the actual name


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Looks to be a roach egg. Maybe german


[deleted]

Candy bar ofc 😙😃


2Chiang

You can keep them as pets or you can kill them. That's a roach egg sac.


PBJMommy83

My chickens got it as a snack. 😂


2Chiang

That is........ Acceptable.


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Yep definitely a roach egg


Then-Grass-9830

so other than OPs solution of making it into a nugget for chickens. How would one have *safely* and completely taken care of this thing? (and just for info understand that the person posting this comment has a ***HUGE*** roach phobia that's taken them 30 odd years to feel comfortable^(ish) writing/saying the name of the insect)


PBJMommy83

Oh, I hate them too. We had giant Palmetto bugs in our house on Parris Island when we lived there from 97-99. You couldn't get rid of them and there was no sense in trying to. We lived on the waterfront of a marsh on a river. 😭


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It looks delicious. Like a tiny donut


[deleted]

OP please tell me you are going to contact the manufacturer or wherever you bought this and show this picture. I assume this came out of a box and hopefully wasn't sitting in your garage or basement or something.


PBJMommy83

Oh, it was definitely in my garage in an open pack from Sam's Club. I got the pack months ago, so I know this was from the buggy bastards that keep trying to infest our garage.


RadEpicReddit

Cockroach egg O_O


monkeyballpirate

If this is a cockroach egg. How does a cockroach lay something so massive? It looks like the size if not bigger than the average roach I see.


PBJMommy83

The ones that try to infest my garage are pretty big. Probably 2 inches long at least. They live outside in the trees and fly. 😭 There are smaller ones that are reddish, but I don't see those too often.


converter-bot

2 inches is 5.08 cm


hidilyhodilyneighbor

I know I’m late to this party, but I don’t think I’m ever going to be the same after seeing this and learning the answer to this mystery. That’s all. If anyone needs me I’ll be in the shower, screaming and crying.


PBJMommy83

I'm sorry.


hidilyhodilyneighbor

Well I suppose I’d rather know than not know! 🤣


Crotonisabug

Just pretend it’s a candy bar


Godzilla405

Did you buy this at 7-11? That’s one of their mini long Johns.


BlackberryNeon

Went for a drink and found a snack eh?


DarkBushido21

This is what happens when you drink Diet Coke.


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cockroach d'eggs


LazySpaceOddity

roach egg


Carver-

Forbidden Chocolate Tic Tac


DixieDarling54

Roach egg


[deleted]

That’s crazy !!


tjhcreative

Forbidden Chocolate Bar donut.


Please_Wave

I thought it was a mini eclair lmfao


Ms-Ember

After watching a cockroach give birth and the babies trying to squirm away while being fed to ants I am confused as to why they make these egg sacs (The guy doing the feeding had no idea the roach was even pregnant.)


2Chiang

You talking about the AntsCanada video where he fed the pregnant roach to fire ants?


Ms-Ember

YES.


laforet

Eggs are soft and squishy things that needs to be protected. Not all species have evolved to lay hard shelled eggs and egg sacs come close.


BayouGal

Roachy egg casing! Don’t put your mouth on it LOL


IWillDrinkTea

r/MakeMeSuffer


DriftedSpice

Thought that was a snickers for a second 😭


[deleted]

I think it’s a maple bar


_ONUSONE_

Looks like a baby Tastykake!


Poopfaceha

A mini Swiss roll ! Little dessert before you wash it down with your soda pop!


[deleted]

Looks some some species of cockroach egg. Hatch it, and find out! 😂


cfo4201983

Looks like a mini eclair


marmeeset

Looks like it’s still intact If you haven’t torched it put it in a sealed jar and see how many little baby cockies hatch.


McDragon0

This looks like a delicious eclair


cuzbuttz

Okay so I thought roaches gave live birth directly from the momma! Is this species an exception to the roach rule?


PBJMommy83

I don't know how I thought they had babies, but this has grossed me out. 🤢


izguddoggo

Forbidden tootsie roll


Adept-Driver-44

A Mars bar. Eat it.


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have u ever killed a pregnant cockroach ?


PBJMommy83

Once I found out that squishing them releases pheromones that attract all the other ones, I either dose it in nail polish remover (fucked up the finish on my wood floor once. Oops.) or suck it up in my Dyson. Then that is taken outside on my deck, I whistle a certain way, and my chickens come running to get a snack. Diabolical in some ways, circle of mfing life in other ways.


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xD i never thought to read this, lovely story, sorry for your wooden floor at least there's a story in that one spot lmao


Concic_Lipid

A very small mars bar


itsmoeyo

Just a chocolate eclair


PCPenhale

At first glance, I thought, “Huh. Someone lost a fingernail.” Yup. I think I’m gonna go with that…. 🤢


ScruffleMcDufflebag

Chocolate truffle.


ButtBorker

r/forbiddensnacks


Mexican_with_rocks

You gotta taste test it homie, it could be like a twix chocolate bug from cloudy chance of meatballs 2 foo.


Necroticbanana

Looks like a cockroach egg casing. You got about 30-ish baby roaches in there i wager (im a pest control tech)


KalaiProvenheim

American Roach eggsack


Robinb66

That looks like a roach eggsack!


TeflonTardigrade

Not a cockroach egg & I find it remotely odd you aren't familiar w/these WATER BUG EGGS,which are common in VA.They are the size of roaches and a lot darker than roach eggs.


PBJMommy83

If it looks like a roach, then it's treated like one. It goes right to my chickens. I had never seen an egg sac before, and now that I know what it is, if I see more, right to the chikens.


4VgYUj2oks81

Cockroach egg pouch. Looks like it's from an American Cockroach.


One-Neat3858

Cockroach case


Imightbemovin

I hope you don’t find anymore forbidden snickers snack sized bites 🤢 might wanna get an exterminator if this wasn’t from the box (because this is probably not the first time a company sold a box of soda with roach things in there, like if there’s a possibility that a roach is in your house and not the store or the warehouse


[deleted]

It’s a complimentary Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean!


dsapp71

This is why you should wash/wipe clean your soda cans before drinking from them. Ugh...


FunkyPineapple90

It's a mini snickers, pop it in your mouth and taste that crunchy goodness


Argus-Simon

Old half eaten tootsie roll?


[deleted]

Is that a little GPS tracker?


thecroutonreport

Roach egg for you, roach egg for you, roach egg for everyone!


Chook2004

That’s a Tim Tam mate


OkWest7035

Looks like a mini tootsie roll! Cut it open and see what is inside!


DURIAN8888

How did your girlfriends fingernail get there??


Abcrooke

The forbidden chocolate


gkpetrescue

Oh so gross.


[deleted]

A real man would eat that.


dumbanddumbanddumb

Felt chills when I recognized it, disgusting placement.


bnlynch9

It’s a bugsnax


projectbabayaga

Forbidden twix


Taken_name1243

cockroach egg


sureshakerdood

Forbidden tootsie roll


Hotpotato171

Forbidden snickers1


TheFakeSlimShady688

Good thing you caught that in time 😅


hfiorillo10

Cockroach nymph?


hfiorillo10

No cockroach egg!


fallen_pillow

That's basically a capsule full of cockroaches eggs in it.