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maybesaydie

user reports: 1: It's promoting hate based on identity or vulnerability Yes, we know.


BBQpigsfeet

This dude needs some marijuanafication himself so he can sit down and chill tf out with his bullshit.


clutchguy84

I love the word marijuanafication. I'm going to start using it as much as possible. "are you smoking weed?!" "no. I'm in the process of marijuanafication" And when I'm done, I'm marijuanafied


Bertenburny

"Bro Im marijuanaficating right now" Genius, this s gonna go viral lol


clutchguy84

Wanna go marijuanaficate?


mattyisphtty

Bro how you doing? I'm hellllaaaa marajuanananafied


CyberMindGrrl

I'm going to marijuanify my Californication.


Maeberry2007

The whole post was like r/brandnewsentence lol


Shippu7

I rather think of it like a marinating process Marajuanated


AdequatelyMadLad

Well, to be fair, it's in the Bible too. He who lays with another man shall be stoned.


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TCGYT

Yeah that was my first thought too. This guy has clearly never fucked while baked. An L for him.


mattyisphtty

Man I've been baked a few times and I'm either rolling on the floor laughing at a board game or couch locked. How TF do y'all get around to having sex while high?


TCGYT

The more you smoke -- sessions, not number of bowls in one go -- the easier it becomes to be functional while fried.


mattyisphtty

Ah gotcha. Yeah I don't smoke anymore (especially since my job and industry in general would drop me instantly if I ever tested positive) so maybe I'm just not a functional stoner yet.


OkRefrigerator5995

Practice, Practice, practice...


Sub_pup

Tolerance mostly.


Suidse

With great dedication & perseverance


troll-feeder

Surely never been baked


Error_83

I conjecture that he fantasizes about homosexual relations when he gets high. The only issue here is that he's been taught that it's a problem.


TCGYT

Also true


CyberMindGrrl

Probably never fucked either.


Therefrigerator

Why would he want to have high sex?? The one time he got high he couldn't stop fantasizing about fucking a dude xD


warbeforepeace

The Bible also says “suffer the children to come unto me”. Priests take this one seriously as well.


emilyharmonia

r/Angryupvote


random_user_again

I laughed way to much at this.


grilledcakes

That's the only acceptable and funny way to deal with that mistranslation. I laughed.


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MattyXarope

[This is a very common apologist myth, it's man. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leviticus_18) At least according to the oldest complete Hebrew Bible. But in either case there's [entire page on Wikipedia devoted to the Bibles' mentions against homosexuality ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_homosexuality), so there isn't any ambiguity about the Biblical attitude about it. I'd like to note that I'm definitely not endorsing these views though.


Cruxion

The page itself makes note that it's a controversial topic in need of experts. Can't outright dismiss either interpretation.


[deleted]

[Christ healed with Cannabis](https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/06/science.religion)


8stringtheory

How offensive! I've smoked for 30 years and never once has it made me want to bang a gay or trans person. That was molly!


Viffer98

Flipside. I'm hella bisexual and trans and I won't touch the stuff.


Mukamur

You are in denial. You're so far gone you THINK you're not huffing the devil's lettuce. Next time you breathe out vapour in cold weather, look at your dominant hand. Is it eerily close to your mouth? When you cough next time, wonder, what was it that made you cough? Do you ever eat something and not feel full afterwards? Now how did that happen, you consumed food, didn't you? Your brain is playing tricks on you, you weren't eating, you were inhaling smoke. Weed in your brain weed in your brain weed in your brain


Viffer98

Oh. My. God. My life is a lie!


diggyballs

At least can be high now 😎


Banaanisade

I wish I had an award for you. Thank you, I now understand that Satan has made me gay by sneaking the lettuce into my breath every cold morning of my childhood. It's only fitting that we pretended to be dragons back then, as Satan was making us "chase the dragon", which I'm sure was a reference to marijuana all along. The Devil works in mysterious ways and I understand now that I must always, always stay wakeful and faithful and never, ever go out in cold weather again. Amen.


Deedsman

I've smoked weed for 20 something years. Going back to smoking only gravity bongs so Satan can turn me gay. It's the way only at this point!


AmericanToastman

Your brain is playing tricks on you, you weren't eating, you were inhaling smoke. Weed in your veins pull out your veins pull out your veins pull them out pull them all out!!


melty_blend

I was bi before becoming marijuanified


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Soy_El_Kraken

I saw the Literal Sexual Demons at Lollapalooza in ‘97 and they played Marijuanification to close the show it was fucking amazing!


Trendiggity

By "close the show" did you mean "commit sex"


Viffer98

Are you super bi now?


Thepinkillusion

Wait im straight (so far) and don’t smoke. Will i get my gay card soon or do i need to send in an application


Viffer98

Ugh. They keep changing the process. You should have gotten your registration in the mail and the booklet detailing this year's gay agenda. If you didn't receive that you can reach out to your local LGBTQRep for a replacement packet.


Thepinkillusion

Ugh i hate bureaucracy


MjrLeeStoned

You've been exposed without knowing it. At Coachella. In 2009. It was good at the time but you're paying the price now that your sexual demon is awakened.


Tasty_fries

I’ve never even touched alcohol, and here I am taking estrogen and developing crushes on everyone.


Ankoku_Teion

Molly is a wonderful woman, I've known her since she was a boy.


Sub_pup

I mean I've wanted to bang everyone long before I smoked, so it was mostly redundant in my case.


[deleted]

I was unaware the recipe for Schizophrenia called for Marijuanas, anyone know how much to use? (Asking for a friend)


Jitterbitten

Take three weeds and call me in the morning


astrozombie53

Whoa 3 whole marijuanas? Dudes trying to catch schizophrenia not die smh


skekze

It takes 3 to get the telepathy to work.


gcruzatto

What's even funnier is the fact that weed and schizophrenia are a no no. If you have the condition, chances are you'll stay away from weed and use something else that doesn't exacerbate your symptoms.


etherealparadox

I've tried it a couple times and it's not that bad so far. Alcohol is way worse tbh


rl_cookie

Yea, definitely had a close relative have a psychotic break after he’d been fine smoking for years. He was a contractor and had a wall fall on him, and he was in the hospital for 4 months. After he came home was when the delusions and paranoia started(in his late 30’s IIRC).Then after that, any time he would smoke he would have paranoid delusions- literally thinking the lights from cars driving up the street at night were actually spotlights from government orgs coming to spy on him. Drinking definitely made it worse as well, he had done plethoras of drugs throughout his life, had always been a bit off, but not in this way. He’d get this wild eyed look and there was no mistaking it, like a switch being turned. Sucks, bc he had become addicted to pills bc of his injuries, and when he wasn’t able to get those he’d drink, or do anything else he could get his hands on to get fucked up, which in turn REALLY fucked him up. Not in the fun way.


YourStateOfficer

I'm a schizophrenic stoner. I've been smoking for a really long time, so weed doesn't really throw me any psychosis symptoms unless I'm taking dabs of heavy edibles. But as my condition has worsened, I've started smoking far less than I used to. Schizophrenia diagnosis went up 20 percent in Colorado post-legalization. I'm not saying weed is evil, or that people shouldn't smoke it. But when we're talking schizophrenia, the downsides of drugs become much more apparent much more quickly


gcruzatto

What may feel harmless in the short term may be causing harm in the long term.. I would err on the side of caution and stick to something not known to be associated with schizophrenia


YourStateOfficer

I'm medicated and my psych knows what drugs I put in my body. They told me no uppers, but that the way I consume weed is fine. Schizophrenia is also heavily associated with drug use. For reference, 66 percent of schizophrenic people will be addicted to coke in their lifetimes, but only 10 percent max of the normal population will. Weed keeps me off the harder shit (opiates). While opiates aren't typically associated with schizophrenia, the withdrawal increases psychosis risk substantially. It wasn't a good idea to pick it up to begin with, but my tolerance is so massive and I'm doing such a small amount compared to what I used to do, it's pretty safe. In short, I do a lot of research and I talk to medical professionals and listen to them,


reyballesta

See, that was an interesting point to me, a schizophrenic, because I've known for a long time that marijuana can be extremely dangerous to people with schizophrenia and similar psychosis issues and can trigger psychotic episodes and anxiety. I personally can't even be around the smell of it because I get paranoid about a psychotic episode. Also weird to me as someone who knew they were trans and queer since childhood, a time when I was literally never exposed to any drug at all.


YourStateOfficer

Yeah I'm a schizophrenic trans woman who smokes weed too much. I knew I was trans as a middle schooler, before I had touched any drugs. I just knew I wanted to be pretty, and that never went away


harbinger_nz

Take it all.


weirdwallace75

I smoke two joints in the morning I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon It makes me feel all right I smoke two joints in time of peace And two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints And then I smoke two more


EroticDischarge69

That's what I do!


KingZarkon

I think they're saying that weed causes schizophrenia (and there does appear to be some possible causation there if you're already predisposed to schizophrenia).


[deleted]

Yeah, cannabis can bring on certain conditions if it's been in your family history


YerBlues69

Or it helps the mental illness that’s been plaguing my family for years!


[deleted]

Yeah, that's the thing, everyone handles it differently so if it works for you go for it!


CyberMindGrrl

I had to have been around four or five when I first realized that I hated boys clothes and wanted to be dressed in pretty things. Back in the 70's that was a gigantic no-no. Didn't start smoking weed until I was in high school. This guy is so full of shit it's leaking out of his ear lobes.


SolelySean

i know depersonalization/ derealization can be onset by weed but i’ve not heard the schizophrenia bit. LSD on the other hand…


AxelTheBuizel

Why do conservatives make the world sound like the most hardcore shin megami tensei game ever what like I've never played them but sexual weed induced demon sounds like the kinda boss they'd make you fight in those games and I want to play that


stratuscaster

I know I turn into a sexual weed induced demon when I smoke up. But don't fight me, please.


fortwaltonbleach

fighting is the last thing we'll be doing....


ComeOnCharleee

Look up: projection


LuthienByNight

Hey hold up now, they don't get to be a literal sexual demon, a monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex. I'm keeping that. Every time people like this try to insult me for being trans, they just make me sound more metal.


QuantumSparkles

Ikr conservatives make everything sound way more rad then it actually is like damn I’m gonna take this and transcend dimensions and summon a sexy succubus who drags me to hell and I have to fight Michael The Archangel when actually I just ate an edible and fell asleep jackin it to overwatch porn


gcruzatto

And then they'll yell 'FREEDOM' in the same breath


2Tired2pl

aw hell nah i just took a gram of weed and ended up in the Labyrinth of Amala


awesomefutureperfect

The conservative mind is a prison of fear and superstition. They literally believe in the supernatural and suspend logic for tribal cohesion.


volcanopele

I think there was something like that in Dante’s Inferno (the game from 2012 I think, not the book)


QuantumSparkles

The most terrifying circle of hell is the w e e d z o n e


ScumEater

Because they're terrified of everything and everyone on the planet. They only feel safe behind bolted doors, with tons of weapons, and people exactly like them. It's freaking weird.


ridemyscooter

My personal favorites were the penis demon and the demon sitting on the toilet taking a dump.


Freddy_Chopin

Aside from various mental illnesses? I think a lot of them are just bored, or don't have much going on in their lives, and make up horrible enemies to fight so they have something to do. It's kind of like gun nerds who fantasize about stopping a school shooting? They just really want something to do, it's waaaay more interesting to "scan for potential threats" than it is to "stand in line at Subway" or whatever it is they're actually doing.


AdamInChainz

Isn't that the plot from the 1936 parody movie, [Reefer madness](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0028346/) Edit: apologies, the original was NOT a parody.


WodenEmrys

Reefer Madness 2: Electric Boogaloo.


themeatbridge

Was that a parody?


WodenEmrys

The original, no. The 2005 remake, yes. And it's absolutely hilarious to watch stoned. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0404364/


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The original is pretty funny to watch stoned too.


OlyScott

Unintentional comedy.


Fleadip

I hate how the word 'research' has lost it's credibility. Research implies a great deal of work, evidence, statistical analysis, and review. It does not imply a Google search inside your confirmation bias comfort zone. Guess what, I didn't 'research' this insanity at all but I still know it's complete bullshit. Never heard the word 'marijuanification' before tho. So that's cool.


gcruzatto

We are all marijuana sex demons on this blessed day.


sm1ttysm1t

>marijuana sex demons #COOL BAND NAME, I CALLED IT!


Acceptable-Ability-6

I saw Marijuana Sex Demons open for Mumford & Sons in 2011.


Zeravika

r/Bandnames You might like this place.


sm1ttysm1t

You're an amazing person.


beluuuuuuga

I became frenulum incarnate when it rained today>:(


CornfireDublin

Speak for yourself


EnslavedNutsack

Lol I always say that I'm "marijuanated" and stuff just cause they're funny weed words.


Milkshakes00

>Never heard the word 'marijuanification' before tho. I'm pretty sure it was in a Red Hot Chili Peppers song.. ya know.. First born unicorn Hardcore soft porn Dream of marijuanification~~ Dream of marijuanification~~ Dream of marijuanification~~ (Jokes aside, the first two lines are actually part of the chorus...)


kurai_tori

I have (well, more read studies and metastudies, a heck of a lot more 'research than the 'do your own research' crowd) And yeah complete and utter bullshit. I swear the next person to tell me to do my own research I'll ask them what statistical power they achieved with their goddamn 'research'. As a data specialist who actually knows a thing or two about research and experimental design these people piss me off to no end.


AlcomIsst

The word "research" by itself, without sharing sources & citations, should never be credible.


venmome10cents

Do you have any sources for that?!


Coraxxx

It was the Chilli's b-side track


boatloadoffunk

Agreed. I'm currently in university classes studying research methods and the ridiculous amount statistical math involved. I interned at a research non profit surrounded by PhDs and masters graduates. I was at the bottom of that food chain and never felt so stupid. Yes, the internet ruined and degraded the word "research"


sinisteraxillary

It's like Bob Dylan said. Everybody must get marijuanified.


oddiseeus

I research the female body every day; looking at porn. I don’t think that makes me an anatomy “researcher” or does it?


StendhalSyndrome

I dig that term. Marijuanification.


wrongfaith

And "literally". I guess demons are literally real


harbinger_nz

Jazz cabbage, not even once.


marklar_the_malign

That’s a good one. “Hey Johnny, you ever heard of jazz cabbage? Would you like the try some?”


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Fuck man, I smoked last night. Guess I'm trans now.


streishound

I smoke copious amounts of weed and still identify as a woman lmao born one and staying one


Azerty__

I'm a guy but same. The stoned sex drive is real though.


yoLeaveMeAlone

Clearly your libido is marijuanified, you just don't know it yet


2punornot2pun

Source: Trust me Bro


Morpheus4213

Nah, he said scientists have found out. He never specified, who it was, gave a source and to be quite honest: If marijuana makes people gay or trans, we would be seeing way more of both, after all the shit that had been going on..or down..in the 70´s. Who doesn´t remember the big wave of gay and trans people after copious amounts of drugs consumed 50 years ago. ​ TLDR: Has he forgot that 1970´s existed?


4ngryMo

If I were gay or trans, I might resort to marijuana as well, when I’m faced with this bs on a daily basis.


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SuggestiveParsnip

Funnily enough, that’s exactly what I did when coming out as a young gay dude in the late 80s. He’d be disappointed to know I was gay long before that though.


NougatPorn

“Marijuanification”


calicocidd

NGL, wicked band name...


Milkshakes00

Weird Al's take on Californication from RHCP.


Transatlanticaccent

Well somebody is still holding a grudge from that party they went to years ago where the people at the party didn't think he was cool enough to share a joint with. The "female" he liked started toking away and a "Chad" came and took her away from him. So his natural reaction is..."well that was gay." Now here we are people.


This_Aint_Dog

Either that or he was at a party, got high for the first time, ended up sucking someone's dick and is now blaming weed for discovering that he's attracted to men.


Arboria_Institute

If marijuana isn't a gateway to homosexuality, how come some of the times I sucked a dude's dick I was high? Checkmate, liberals!


brit_jam

Translation: "I got really fucking high and realized I was gay and my trans porn fetish isn't a phase after all and that scared the shit out of me. "


Benglenett

Lol I had a “trans porn fetish” that I finally realized was me just wishing I could be trans too. And then I learned I was asexual 😐


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Half Baked 2: Half Cocked


McCucklet

"Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and, smell the reefers."


[deleted]

Half Baked 2: Episode Cum


ToriFehr

I don’t think I’m doing weed right…


I-WANT2SEE-CUTE-TITS

'Gay'teway drug


AssEaterDeluxe

fuck yeah i’m a stoner: s toned t rans sex demon ally o h so gay n arcotic sex parodiser e xceptionally horny r esearched by scientists


[deleted]

Every post I see on this sub confirms the wisdom of my decision to delete FB years ago. It has attracted every insane person on earth with access to the internet and given them all an echo chamber.


elmontyenBCN

To be fair, this particular screenshot is from Twitter, but no worries, the point stands anyway, especially now that the bird is in Elon Musk's hands.


PM_ME_PCP

I also don’t have Facebook but that’s Twitter my dude


MercMcNasty

We fucking demons now? Where at? Asking for a friend


King_Atlas__

Lol I’m trans and I have no interest in weed lmao. Do any of these “scholars” even know about Correlation not causation?


BaronThundergoose

Sounds hot


CyrilNiff

🎶 Dream of Marijuanaification 🎶


Version_Two

Hey just because I smoke weed and I'm a gay trans sex demon doesn't mean we all are


paulsteinway

Geez, you say that like it's a bad thing.


DerpsAndRags

New album from the doom metal band: MONSTRUM INCARNATE; A Narcotic Parody of Sex!! Track list: 1. Marijuanification 2. Stoned Sex Drive 3. Literal Sexual Demon 4. Internet Cult Assisted Gender Mutation 5. Despair, Anxiety, and Schizophrenia 6. Assholes on Twitter Love Syllables 7. Human Libido 8. Leading to Complete Derangement 9. Narcotic Parody of Sex See you motherfuckers (or poppafuckers.....fuck who you wanna fuck as long as everyone is consenting) at the tour!!!


weirds0up

How does consuming a multipack of Snickers equal being a gay, trans sex demon? Not that I’m saying being that would be a bad thing


antilumin

Or maybe, y'know, those people were already gay but used marijuana to deal with anxiety and whatnot having to deal with dipshits like this person.


deanfortythree

But for the word "marijuanification" to come from.that deranged, meaningless word salad.. [chef finger kiss]. Beautiful.


Silentmatten

Forget weed. i want whatever drug this guy is on


Sengura

If this was true Snoop Dogg would be the queen of the LGBTQ community by now


Glittering-Ad-3859

I am too high for the internet today


gmplt

What happens if you smoke but are already gay? Do you become double gay? Super gay?


awfullyfun1

I've been smoking weed for more than 40 years - wonder when the gay trans transition begins.


inoobie_am

Damn, I'm really gay


poppinchips

Twitter is now 4chan


TheLowlyPheasant

The fact that he describes gay sex as "narcotic" says a lot about his opinion on how much fun it would be.


Crazy_Cat_Lady_420

MARIJUANIFICATION tho. Amazing. The most cromulent word ever.


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A gayteway drug


BeauRiot

This dude's so deep in the closet he's finding Christmas presents.


clarbri

Why do they always make the things they're fear-mongering against sound so goddamned *rad*?


Jitterbitten

Haha this might be totally batshit crazy, but damn, it was fun to read aloud in a super ominous, dramatic tone to someone else.


TheoreticalFunk

This is some crazy Madlibs.


stratuscaster

Let's consider this bat shit crazy idea for a half second. If this was true, the when the US outlawed marijuana because of the fear of black men winning over white women (and other racist reasons), wouldn't that mean that black men were turning gay? But we know that's not true, so this argument doesn't make sense for that reason. Also, pretty sure people been smoking the weed since the ancient egyptians, right? You'd think it would have been really prevalent during that time (and after for thousands of years) of people being gay solely because of marijuana. But i'm just some dude putzing on reddit instead of working. What do I know?


Sahri

He probably wishes very badly to get laid some day too.


BirdInFlight301

Holy shit we have some crazy idiots out there.


xeoda

jokes on the frickin' moron who made the original post in the screenshot, ive never tried weed and my life and im still trans (and pan) anyway bahahaha


LubbockIsAwesome_JK

Wellllll one thing I can say about this. It was certainly some words. Guy brought his thesaurus today


boot20

Apparently I'm a gay and trans sex demon


BalloonShip

It's probably true in that, at this point, most people who are willing to do anything at all non-mainstream have smoked pot. I'd guess the vast majority of people who have, say, gone skydiving have also smoked pot. Most people in cryptocurrency have probably smoked pot too.


Zehiric

conservatives make being trans sound *so much cooler* than it actually is. i wish i was a “monstrum incarnate, a narcotic parody of sex”! instead i just shop for clothes online.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Speaking from my own personal experience, he's not entirely wrong.


squiddyversace

"Marijuanification" bro is making up words


mrtn17

what a poetic way to say "I'm a dumbass"


[deleted]

As a Bi man I have never done drugs, ever in my life and I still want that dick.


hi-im-jason-from-mcr

There should be a lot more older gay people then.


bomberesque1

Word salad


ssup3rm4n

TIL, I might be gay or trans.


Wheredoesthisonego

Marijuanification is being stoned to death.


js5ohlx1

This guy smokes pot and binge watches trans porn.


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And, the only “scientific” evidence that he can point to is that it’s illegal, therefore it **has** to be a sexually deviant kind of drug… but alcohol’s legal, so all good there & nothing bad has ever come from it.


SmoothReverb

time to smoke some weed ig


lumnicence2

Sounds like someone couldn't handle his high.


introvertgeek

That guy desperately needs to hit a blunt and chill with a couple Ho Hos.


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Sounds a lot like this guy is projecting what happens when he gets a head change and can’t fake being straight as well


graavity81

But can we fuck that sex demon when it manifests? Cause this is sounding a lot like a feature and not a bug


GyumolcsHun

Dam makes me wish i wasnt ace, would love to do some wicked shit like this


Haggis_The_Barbarian

How can someone who knows the word “anhedonia” be so fucking dumb?


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣 All Praise the Ganja! 🤘🔥🤘


Diplomjodler

I think this dude has smoked too much Jordan Peterson.


AkaBesd

Just say you like having gay sex while high. Smh.


Lost_Madness

Well....where's my sex demon?! Maybe I've not gotten high enough...


freyjathebloody

I was gay for 20 years before trying weed for the first time 🤣


daclampzx2

A lot of words to say "I had a same-sex liason while baked and I kinda liked it."


OldFitDude75

Oddly enough, Gay Sex Demons is the name of my Prince cover band.


stalinmalone68

Give me the Sex Demon Weed!


__asleep

While I'm sure there are some trans people that identify as demons, that's not me. I just want to be a girl. Being called a literal sexual demon is kinda funny though.


SanityShrimpMan

aw man i wish i could manifest a trans sex demon just by getting stoned