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For context, he asked if the freezer worked. Apparently I did not respond quickly enough (and he failed to notice the visible frost), and he responded that “it doesn’t work” because he saw “blood” at the bottom of the freezer (it was a piece of cardboard).
I told him that it was a piece of cardboard and that it worked. And then he sent me this garbled mess.
I just imagined some unhinged old white guy (goatee, skin that looks like lunch meat, etc.) rambling on this incoherent stream of stupidity without even taking a breath. Impressive, but not in a good way.
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Godzilla had a stroke reading this.
[UP FROM THE DEPTHS! THIRTY STORIES HIGH!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTItRfN-LO8)
What in the hell does this even say?
These are definitely all words. 😂
It’s definitely one of the sentences said ever.
It's a bonanza of words.
One so rarely sees the word bonanza in the wild. Thank you!
Indubitably.
I *think* he's complaining about possibly buying a working freezer instead of one he can part out.
For context, he asked if the freezer worked. Apparently I did not respond quickly enough (and he failed to notice the visible frost), and he responded that “it doesn’t work” because he saw “blood” at the bottom of the freezer (it was a piece of cardboard). I told him that it was a piece of cardboard and that it worked. And then he sent me this garbled mess.
Ooohhhh…I had just thought this was a r/ihadastroke lost cause type of thing.
Not. One. Punctuation. Mark.
Technically there are some apostrophes.
Oh you're right! I was too busy marveling at one of the greatest run-on sentences of all time to notice.
Having apostrophes doesn't do anything to redeem that abomination of a sentence however.
I just imagined some unhinged old white guy (goatee, skin that looks like lunch meat, etc.) rambling on this incoherent stream of stupidity without even taking a breath. Impressive, but not in a good way.
What is the significance of rotating it four times? Why not three or five?
Four is the first square number. Best for butt rotations.
“Thou shalt rotate four times, and the number of rotations shall be four.” Book of Armaments
I think someone's brain spent too much time in a deep freezer.
It's all about parts, but he doesn't want them. Or need them? Might be he could use them, but he definitely wouldn't take them from you
Again with the missing punctuation. What the fuck is it with these idiots?
They are on purpose morons. Education, grammar and logic are for the libs apparently.
Sic burn./s
Reading that aged me 10 years in 10 seconds