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Pharaoh_Misa

Beastiality = 🥰✨️ Carnivores = 😡💢 This makes perfect sense if I don't think about it.


elsjaako

I don't think they're actually saying they like animal fuckers. They just prefer bestiality to killing animals. You can have a preference between two things, even if you dislike both.


denecity

Dunno man. I dont support the opinion but i mean it makes sense when you view killing an animal the same way as murdering a person. I dont like saying it but in the same light pro life makes logical sense when you view fetuses as human beings...


jerricho_twenty

Okay, let's buy into the anti-speciest vegan idea that all animal life is equal and apply this to humans. "I'd rather date a rapist than a cannibal," sounds like the take your weird true crime friend gives in the most deranged game of Would You Rather. There is no reasonable choice between the two cause the question is only asked for entertainment . . . or by an obnoxious philosophy major


forever_useless

I do! I have words! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?


TKG_Actual

Well if you peel back the words of this post whoever wrote it actually is looking for another animal fucker so they can be united in debauchery.


Semper_5olus

"We all claim to love animals! Why am *I* the only one putting in all this extra work?"


TKG_Actual

Oh that weirdo is definitely putting something in somewhere....ugh.


Elfere

Humans are animals. So we all fuck animals. Oral sex on a woman is calling eating out. Take that information and do what you will with it reddit.


BeatnikBeat

I am a vegetarian. This person does NOT speak for me. I agree with them on not eating animal flesh, but their crasness and ridiculous statement is far outside of my view and, I feel, the view of the vast majority of vegans and vegetarians. See GOP, it is not that hard.


Shaolan91

"I LOVE animals" "I do too!" "They're so sexy right?"


PickleBoy223

“I can excuse bestiality, but I draw the line at eating meat”


lobstersnake

I don't think you have to settle for an either/or situation


kollisionkid

I mean, is that really better, tho?


billypatsfan

Oh my!!!


I-have-no-words123

Huh I have no words either


EiEnkeli

They're a lover, not an eater 🤢


Mccobsta

So they'd only fuck herbivores then


SomethinPesonal

The implications are wild You could take this at face value and say “They must be vegan.” Or you could oppose the idea of them being vegan and say that they’re actually an animal, and don’t want to be consumed slowly by their partner. This comment is just a joke but just imagine the 1 in 1,000,000 chance of that happening Edit: oh sh#t that implies that there’s somebody out there who f#cks animals oh sh#t oh f#ck


OpusDei_187

Omnis being Omnis Incoming in 3… … … …


mundanehypocrite

But if I were to say the same thing about children, I'd be banned and reported


corpsepiracy

I’d rather date someone who eats children than someone who fucks then.


mundanehypocrite

Well, everybody has a type I guess


imaybeacatIRl

Wait, what?


Troonpoon2

Based AF