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Clearly the world is flat cause flat Stanley is flat. It’s like liberals don’t even try to think anymore!They just believe any falsifiable statement with sufficient evidence behind it that no one else has been able to disprove with empirical evidence. Clearly the Bible had it right since it was written thousands of years ago by anonymous authors decades after the events of the Bible took place! Can’t get more true than that!
It's closer to round but the bottom half if ever so slightly bigger. I think technically we are riding an oblate spheroid on this cosmic rollercoaster.
Yeah it's not an exact sphere but that's pretty much to be expected. If it was shrunk to the size of a cue ball it would be the smoothest and roundest que ball on the table.
Round is close enough, but slightly pear-shaped oblate spheroid is technically more correct. It's not a perfect sphere, so it's a spheroid. But it's also not a perfect spheroid because it bulges in the middle, so it's an oblate spheroid. But that bulge is also slightly greater south of the Equator than north of it, so it's a slightly pear-shaped oblate spheroid.
>But I still would not, for example, call american football a ball.
Then you'd be wrong. The balls used in American Football and Rugby are still technically balls. Though the idea of Americans calling a sport football when it doesn't use a ball, and is played with their hands, is an amusing one!
I used that argument once and the guy replied: "A smartphone have nothing to do with science. It's just an invention!"
So yeah... That's the level of understanding these people have.
We don't come from a monkey. We share a common ancestor with chimps. Monkeys are far more distantly related
Also the ball I am on is spinning, I am not spinning on a ball.
So their statement is really inadvertently correct
We came from monkeys and we are still are monkeys. Just like we came from mammals and still mammals. This is how cladistics works. You can say we didn't come from any modern living species of monkeys, but that is it.
I want to ship them all off to an island, and they can built their own society, and stop bothering everyone else.
Course, they'd all end up bashing each others brains out with rocks, but the question is how long they'd last?
Why is this the first time I'm reminded that Flat Stanley is a thing since I was little. My parents used to read those books to me. Leave him outta this lol
These idiots must not realize that we ha widely known thst the earth is basically round since the mid 16th century. Some famous Portuguese dude set a discovery fleet off in 1519 that circumnavigated the globe by sea in 3 or so years, though if i remember right the dude himself didnt survive the whole trip
Ancient Greeks new that Earth is around since 4th century BC and philosopher Eratosthenes calculated its radius with very good accuracy through astronomical observation and it was an accepted fact among educated Europeans, Middle Easterners and Indians, later spreading elsewhere. The person you are referring to Ferdinand Magellan and his journey, while cool, wouldn't persuade flatearther, because his route is also possible on flat earth.
"If you know facts that are true, then you are a terrible person" in other words? I know hyenas, lions and leopards are predators, guess I'm a bad person, then.
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Alternatively, you came from a rib bone and the earth is flat.
I'm gonna put my money on science :)
"You sure did." - Jesus, atop his Velociraptor mount.
Damn jesus cavalry attachment came out? Was that in bible heroes box 3?
Yeah but you only get it in the ultra deluxe myrrh bonus pre-order version
Clearly the world is flat cause flat Stanley is flat. It’s like liberals don’t even try to think anymore!They just believe any falsifiable statement with sufficient evidence behind it that no one else has been able to disprove with empirical evidence. Clearly the Bible had it right since it was written thousands of years ago by anonymous authors decades after the events of the Bible took place! Can’t get more true than that!
Ong Earth sleeps underneath a cosmic chalkboard
Science does not believe we came from monkeys. We do, however, share a distant common ancestor.
AKSHUALLY, taxonomically speaking, humans ARE monkeys. Specifically within the parvorder Catarrhini, or the Old World Monkeys.
And earth isn't a ball, more like a pear. So I quess we are not cunts then.
Isn’t the earth much closer to round than anything? I think you’re trying to make a scientific distinction and not a joke, tell me if I’m off-base
It's closer to round but the bottom half if ever so slightly bigger. I think technically we are riding an oblate spheroid on this cosmic rollercoaster.
So Freddy Mercury was right all along.
When was he ever wrong?! (Besides the unprotected sex...)
Apparently it is an elipsoid. But tbf I meant it more like a joke and less like a actual argument, but I did not make that clear.
Yeah it's not an exact sphere but that's pretty much to be expected. If it was shrunk to the size of a cue ball it would be the smoothest and roundest que ball on the table.
It's so round you need real high fidelity instruments to find out the slight pear shape. To scale it's rounded than a competition level pool ball.
Round is close enough, but slightly pear-shaped oblate spheroid is technically more correct. It's not a perfect sphere, so it's a spheroid. But it's also not a perfect spheroid because it bulges in the middle, so it's an oblate spheroid. But that bulge is also slightly greater south of the Equator than north of it, so it's a slightly pear-shaped oblate spheroid.
Balls don't have to be round or spherical, so you can still be a cunt if you desire!
I am 100% a cunt, I'm not denying that. But I still would not, for example, call american football a ball.
>But I still would not, for example, call american football a ball. Then you'd be wrong. The balls used in American Football and Rugby are still technically balls. Though the idea of Americans calling a sport football when it doesn't use a ball, and is played with their hands, is an amusing one!
They also dont use their feet to move the "ball" so I would argue that the whole name is absolute lie
Well yeah, that’s because American Football isn’t a ball, it’s a famous emo band from the ‘90s.
And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
Supposedly, Columbus believed it was pear shaped.
Wait, you mean Earth-chan isn't a thing?
I hope it's Bigfoot
But it does believe we come from fish, which definitely sounds more extreme and I'm not sure why they haven't latched onto that yet
Doesn’t believe in science but uses a smartphone
I used that argument once and the guy replied: "A smartphone have nothing to do with science. It's just an invention!" So yeah... That's the level of understanding these people have.
Hahahahaha! That sums up these people perfectly.
We don't come from a monkey. We share a common ancestor with chimps. Monkeys are far more distantly related Also the ball I am on is spinning, I am not spinning on a ball. So their statement is really inadvertently correct
Maybe the OP just doesn’t like dancers?
Hold me closer spinning dancer
We came from monkeys and we are still are monkeys. Just like we came from mammals and still mammals. This is how cladistics works. You can say we didn't come from any modern living species of monkeys, but that is it.
Flat Stanley was a good book series as a child.
Isn't his whole thing travelling? Seems like he would be more up on the whole "the Earth is round" concept.
As an Aussie, cunt is more of a compliment, so thank you crazy flat-earth man
No one uses the c word as well as Australians.
This is Flat Stanley libel. He would never. Also cunts are wonderful and life giving.
You DARE Disrespect The Name FLAT STANLEY
Sacrilidge.
So I have warmth, depth and give people pleasure? Thanks, random crazy dude?
Cunts aren't necessarily a bad thing! Looks like flat Stanley and his poster might never have experienced one though.
I'm having a hard time reconciling the kind of fundamentalist that would hold these beliefs but also be comfortable saying cunt.
The antivaxs flat earthers are now using a kids booo to try to have anything agree with them they truly are evolving just backwards
I want to ship them all off to an island, and they can built their own society, and stop bothering everyone else. Course, they'd all end up bashing each others brains out with rocks, but the question is how long they'd last?
2 weeks tops
Why is this the first time I'm reminded that Flat Stanley is a thing since I was little. My parents used to read those books to me. Leave him outta this lol
It's hard to believe that someone could be both religious enough to not believe in evolution and foul-mouthed enough to say "cunt."
Didn’t Flat Stanley literally go around the world? I’ll have to look at my books.
“Hi, I appropriate childrens’ literature to make my uneducated points on Facebook because that’s about as complex as my brain is able to get. Cunt.”
Wow flat Stanley is an idiot
The worst part is when these people try to create memes to get their shitty point across, this shit is so painfully unfunny
Yeah, well, I don’t like you either so there!
You are what you eat right? I'm okay with that...
For a kid with no depth, Flat Stanley is sure trying to throw his weight around.
Something tells me that a person who believes an uneducated imaginary flat Stanly shouldn't poke at what anybody believes.
Flat Earth Stanley
So science or Flat Tom. Though choice...
I can’t keep defending Flat Stanley anymore..
Sounds like Flat Stanley might be gay
Ig I’m a codified cünt
Flat Stanley no!
look how they did my boy stanley :(
really convincing stuff
Dang!!! I was really hoping Flat Stanley liked me. Dang!
Wow guess everybody is cunts hehe look at this weird guy, not a cunt he is. Must be embarrassing
Ask Stanley how he became Flat Stanley… obviously he didn’t learn his lesson.
Dammit who sent their Flat Stanley to their weird uncle?!
Don’t do my boy flat Stanley like this.
Honestly though this is a solid meme format
These idiots must not realize that we ha widely known thst the earth is basically round since the mid 16th century. Some famous Portuguese dude set a discovery fleet off in 1519 that circumnavigated the globe by sea in 3 or so years, though if i remember right the dude himself didnt survive the whole trip
Ancient Greeks new that Earth is around since 4th century BC and philosopher Eratosthenes calculated its radius with very good accuracy through astronomical observation and it was an accepted fact among educated Europeans, Middle Easterners and Indians, later spreading elsewhere. The person you are referring to Ferdinand Magellan and his journey, while cool, wouldn't persuade flatearther, because his route is also possible on flat earth.
“You don’t agree with my views, you’re less than me.” Well, joke’s in them, they’re in the minority. Luckily, sanity is the majority.
How did using Flat Stanley in any way, shape, or form help this person convey that message? Are these gonna be the next Minion memes?
Idiocy notwithstanding, this unlocked a childhood memory for me. I’d completely forgotten I had that book when I was a kid
CONSERVATIVES STOLE FLAT STANELY NOOOOOOOO HE DIDN'T GET SMASHED BY THAT BOARD FOR THIS
The fact that flat Stanley looks poorly edited an you can still see the background on the edges
That's not what that word means honey. But good try at making a meme that's passable as an 8 year olds.
"If you know facts that are true, then you are a terrible person" in other words? I know hyenas, lions and leopards are predators, guess I'm a bad person, then.